The county government is respected in the north, and the county government is located in the most conspicuous place in this place, and it is said that the official does not repair the government, in order to show that he is honest, but this Xunyang order is a wonderful person, not only the official does well, but also makes money! Xunyang ordered Zhou Xin himself to follow only one principle, Xunyang County Mansion is open to the south (difficult), and there is no reason to come in without money.

If you don't repair the ya, it's someone else, Xunyang Ling not only repaired, but also enclosed his home in the county government, the front is the county ya, and the backyard is his own house. I didn't want to open the back door and leave, so I hung the plaque on the west wall! People who don't know enter the county government, they will directly hit the west wall, and there is only a plaque in the Zhou Mansion in a circle, and there is really no way to sue!

At this time, Zhou Xin sat leisurely at home, drank tea, played chess, and lived a nourishing and happy life.

When I was bored, an errand officer came in.

"My lord, it's not good, tens of thousands of people have gathered in the center of the city, and it depends on the situation that there is going to be a riot!"

"W-What? Insurrection! Hurry, hurry, notify and defend the county government quickly! ”

When Zhou Xin heard that tens of thousands of people were rioting, he quickly jumped up from his chair in fright.

"My lord, I'm not here for you."

"Not for me? Who is that rushing to? ”

"I heard that there was a beautiful man in the city, or a beautiful lady, I don't know, you also know that Xunyang is open, and even the young lady shows up all day long, this is probably another nymphomaniac, which Xiaolangjun blocked the road."

Zhou Xin's hanging heart was put down, he redressed his clothes again, and sat on the chair to drink tea, "What kind of Xiaolangjun can provoke so many young ladies to block the road?" Since he didn't come at me, he doesn't care what he does. ”

"My lord, Xunyang is not a big place, there are a lot of high-ranking officials and nobles, and among tens of thousands of people, there are so many young ladies who are big people with heads and faces, if something happens, adults will not be able to escape the blame."

"That's right! Xunyang is a local official, but this person is not easy to manage, you go and organize people, bring all the people who can breathe, let's go and see the excitement. ”

Zhou Xin gave an order, and there was no movement in the county government, but more than 20 people came down from a teahouse across the street in an instant, looking at all kinds of clothes, and some even came out with aprons.

"Jiang Laosan, take off your apron, we're on business, what's the point of wearing a belly pocket?"

"When did we go on a business trip? Don't make a fuss! ”

"You rammer, you don't listen to your orders, you don't want to open this teahouse, right?"

"Then how can you go, just go."

Seeing that Jiang Laosan walked in, all the servants showed jealousy.

"This Jiang Laosan has gone to shit luck, the big tree of the adults in the morning, you look at his strength, his crotch bones are almost twisted out, it is not as good as a girl."

"I learned this crotch twisting from my aunt."

"What smell? So sour? What's so big about red eyes? What do you gang of killers know, and what virtues do you know? It's just that Jiang Laosan is stupid, I can't see it, if you are envious, marry a beautiful aunt and give birth to a beautiful daughter, and let you go on shit luck in a quarter of an hour! ”

"What? Boss, do you mean, this Jiang Laosan's mother-in-law stole the man and stole it from Master Zhou? ”

"Good girl, can you speak, can you use the word stealing? That's called Zhou Yu to hit the yellow cover, whether it hurts or not, you can see if the fight is heavy! I have to ask you, how is it? Hurts you enough, doesn't it? ”

"What nonsense to tell the truth, Lord Zhou, can you arrange it? Jiang Laosan is an honest man, his girl is not a serious person, maybe this matter is the girl who encouraged Jiang Laosan to take the lead. ”

"Insider? Tell me about it! ”

"Take you idle, there is still time left and right, while Jiang Laosan is not there, I will tell you, I said that I was in a hurry to urinate that day, and went to the backyard of Jiang Laosan's house to pee, do you know what I saw?"

"What do you see?"

"I saw green bamboos growing in his field."

"I'm down! You're a bad one, get to the point! ”

"That's, that's it, talk about Jiang Laosan and his mother-in-law."

"I know that you guys are so good, that day Jiang Laosan and his mother-in-law poked and muttered, pretending to report something to Lord Zhou, and didn't want to bring Lord Zhou into a small dark room, only to hear the sound of the noise and the sound of squeaking."

"How do you know? You've climbed the wall! ”

"Do you want to listen?"

"Listen, listen, speak, what's going on?"

"Who knew that Jiang Laosan pushed the door in at this time and saw the ...... in the house"

"What's wrong in the house?"

"The sound of running water, Lord Zhou sat in the house and washed his feet, huh? Brother Jiang is back! It's just right, everyone is together, let's go. ”

"Why did he come down at the critical moment!"

"I'm afraid that kid is poor in words, he doesn't know a single word, what is he talking about!"

"Are you okay? Do you have one? ”

"Naturally, I can't, I don't have such rich experience as Jiang Laosan! There are green bamboos growing behind the house, and the king has eight lives. ”