Volume 2 The Court Chapter 7 The Women in the Cold Palace
As soon as the broken courtyard door opened, Shallot turned around and instructed Bei Juese: "Bring in seven clean toilets." After saying that, he stepped into the compound and shouted "Sister Beauty" in a loud voice, while waving vigorously with his hands raised.
The North Absolute Probe looked in and found that several women had walked out of the various rooms in the courtyard in front of him, to be precise, women of all ages. From the white-haired woman with a wrinkled face to the young woman with a young age. It can be seen that they are all beauties of the past or the present, and it can also be seen that they have been carefully dressed: their hair is meticulously combed, and they are decorated with simple wooden slits or combs, and some have a few small flowers in their buns that they don't know where they are plucked; Although she was wearing a plain dress that looked old and white, she was clean.
The women were enthusiastically hugging the shallots, and each of them had a dirty toilet in their hands!
The shallot said sweetly: "Hey, beautiful sister, why are you embarrassed to ask you to send the toilet out in person?" How can delicate beauties like you do such rough work? It's a great sin to get your slender hands dirty, let go and let me come! ”
The white-haired woman in green smiled happily and said, "Shallot, you kid, what are you polite to your sister?" ”
The middle-aged woman in red took over and said, "You are our most beloved little brother, of course my sister has to take care of you." ”
Several other women said babblingly: "That's it, you can't be so polite to your sisters." ”
As they spoke, Kita walked in with four clean toilets. The white-haired woman in green raised her eyes to look at him, and immediately threw the toilet on the ground with a big reaction, and asked, "Onion, where did that little demon who followed you come from?" ”
Goblin...... Evil? Where did the demons come from in broad daylight? Isn't the palace so fierce and haunted in broad daylight? Bei Juese couldn't help but shudder and looked back.
The words of the white-haired woman in green attracted the attention of several other women, and their eyes swept towards the north, and then, with a uniform expression of hatred, hatred, and contempt on their faces, they put down the things in their hands and began to gossip.
"Little Shallot Brother, who is this vixen-looking one?" The young woman in blue swept Bei Jue a few times with her ice-like gaze.
One of the middle-aged women in Tsing Yi grabbed the arm of the onion in an exaggerated manner, dragged him back a few steps as if she had seen some flood beast, and said nervously: "Good brother, you are a good young man, don't get too close to this kind of demon who looks like a fox spirit, it will kill you!" ”
Coquette? Wickedness? Listening to the words of those women, Bei Juese looked around, no, except for a few of them, there are no other strange and supernatural objects here! He withdrew his gaze and looked back suspiciously at the women who were staring at him with great grievance and bitterness.
Hearing the women continue to gossip:
"Little brother, you see that this demon looks like a flattering monarch and confusing the lord and bringing disaster to the country and the people, you can tell at a glance that it is not a good thing."
"That's right, the Daji who confused the business, the sister Xi who played with Xia Wei, and the Zhao Feiyan who danced the palm dance are this kind of goods!"
Talented! Speaking of the gods and ghosts "Classic of Mountains and Seas", it has been brought to the history of Chinese emperors' love, who said that "a woman is virtuous if she is not talented"? Who said "long hair and short knowledge"? Facts have proved that women can also understand ghosts and gods, know history, and maybe be proficient in the theory of physiognomy.
Obviously, the scourge that these women are talking about is the North Beauty. However, he, who has always stubbornly thought that he looks very manly, of course he didn't understand what they were talking about. So, he continued to look at the group of people in front of him with puzzled eyes, and finally stopped at the onion head, wanting to see an answer from him.
Unexpectedly, his pure and innocent eyes would greatly stimulate the group of women. The white-haired woman in green first rolled up her sleeves and walked over to him, pointed directly at his nose and shouted, "You vixen! It's not enough to shamelessly seduce the emperor, and now he still comes here to harm our little brother who wants to harm us? ”
Several other women followed, staring at him viciously and saying with great resentment, "What's wrong with us? We are virtuous and virtuous, knowledgeable and courteous, generous and decent, why does the emperor abandon us, why does the emperor only favor this kind of fox?! We will not forgive you wickedness! ”
Bei Juese looked at the several fingers that were pointing directly at him, this formation, the spearhead seemed to be pointing at him. He finally understood that the demons and vixens that these women talked about just now turned out to be talking about him. The corners of Bei Jue's mouth couldn't help twitching a few times, he really looked so bad for the country and the people, wasn't it a good thing? Also, these women must have regarded themselves as women without any doubt and as a matter of course.
He said helplessly: "Everyone, I'm a man......"
However, the women did not allow him to finish his words and rushed up very fiercely, and without saying a word, they threw him directly to the ground, showing their sharp nails, and said in unison: "Kill you wicked!" It's all you! It's all because of you that the emperor will snub us and put us in the cold palace! Today, we will do the right thing for heaven and punish the evil! ”
The situation is serious! Knowing how heavy these women's grievances were, they hurried forward to rescue them before they disfigured Bei Jue.
The shallot flashed into the pile of women and said loudly: "Sister beauty, be merciful!" This guy is a little eunuch who has just entered the palace! ”
"Eunuch?" The claws of the devil reaching out to the north stopped for a moment. However, after a moment's pause, several pairs of claws reached out again, ripping off Bei's tunic in two strokes until his smooth and flat chest was completely exposed in front of everyone's eyes.
Several pairs of devil claws took turns to ravage the white and tender chest of Bei Juese, and after making sure that he was definitely not a woman, he said: "It's really a eunuch, onion, why didn't you say it earlier?" ”
Several sturdy women withdrew their claws, helped Bei Jue with a smile on their faces, and said very kindly: "It's none of your business, you can step down." ”
Frightened half to death by their fierce style, Bei Juese held his hands in front of his chest and nodded with tears in his eyes. The royal palace, it's terrible! And the woman in the palace is even more terrifying than his invincible elder brother!
The shallot, who had seen the strange behavior of these women for a long time, kept a smile everywhere, moved the dirty toilet out casually, brought in a few clean toilets and put them on the ground, and then said, "Sister Beauty, let's go!" Hey, that idiot don't stand still and pretend to be dead and don't work, let's go! ”
Hearing the shallot's words, the disheveled Bei Juese came back to his senses, he quickly pulled up the clothes that had been torn off, and followed the onion out.
Hearing the women behind him enthusiastically say something "little brother shallot, new little brother, see you tomorrow", he couldn't help but shudder and quickened his pace forward.
Walking out of the compound, the hunchbacked old eunuch slowly closed the door. Heavy doors, once again separating the compound from the outside world.
Bei Juese looked back and looked back. There was a door in the way, and he couldn't see the tough women anymore, and he let out a long sigh of relief.
He asked with trepidation, "Just ...... What was that place just now? Why are those women so scary? ”
Shallot said: "Just now there is the cold palace, and those who live there have either made mistakes or been abandoned by the emperor due to various battles, concubines, nobles, beauties, and the like. ”
"Because I haven't been able to see the emperor, and I haven't been able to get the love I expect in my heart, so ......" Bei Juese hesitated, "Their resentment looks so strong?" ”
I didn't expect that the single-celled white creature would say something of a good level, and I felt a little surprised that the onion was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Maybe." I only know that entering the cold palace is a life of self-destruction, every once in a while, there are always one or two people who are either crazy, or self-defeating, or sick and dead, if the grievance is not heavy, they will not live long. ”
Shallot didn't know, and at this time, a familiar figure appeared in Bei Jue's mind. That person has never been able to see the person he loves, and he has never received the love he hopes for. Thinking of that person's lonely figure, looking at the door of the cold palace, Bei Jue's expression was a little gloomy and said, "They are very pitiful." ”
Shallot laughed a few times, and then said in a didactic tone: "Most poor people have their own hate. For a boy who doesn't have a brain, the second rule of survival in the palace is: don't pity or sympathize with others. If you think others are pitiful, you may be even more pitiful in the eyes of others. Shallot paused, a malicious smile on his face, "Actually, I think you who look like a shemale and don't have the slightest manhood are more worthy of my pity." ”
With that, Shallot no longer paid attention to Bei Jue Se and strode straight forward.
Bei Juese didn't react for a while, and when he came to his senses and stepped on him again, he was already far away.
"Damn! Where am I like a shemale? The second rotten onion in the world, I want to stand up to you! Kita roared angrily at the back of the shallot.
The shallot turned his head and said with a smile: "Very good, very good, it's best to be incompatible, so that I am not afraid of being fallen in love with a guy who is neither male nor female." ”
Now, it is simply pointing to the north that he is an abnormal man with broken sleeves, and he thinks that he is loved by everyone and the flowers are blooming.
Bei Juese, who was so angry, finally said to his back: "You go to die!" I'm a straight man of steel who only loves women! ”
The shalloted head didn't reply and said: "If you, a ladylike eunuch, can also be called a straight man of steel, the roosters in the world can lay eggs." ”