Volume 2 The Court Chapter 4 The second shallot in the world
After knowing that the other party was a human and not a ghost, Bei Juese's heart relaxed. He looked at the man and saw that he was a handsome young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, wearing a monochrome eunuch robe without any embroidery, and a bamboo flute pinned to his waist. Bei Juese asked tentatively: "You are the benefactor who gave me true anger and saved my life just now?" ”
The handsome young man raised his eyebrows and said, "Really angry? What is true qi? It's true that I saved you, but I didn't lose any real anger to you. I just dragged you out of the utility room, poured you a few glasses of cold water, and smeared you with some gold medicine. ”
Bei Juese looked at the young man in front of him in disbelief and said, "However, I really feel that someone is really angry with me......"
The handsome young man interrupted Bei Juese's words, and said dissatisfiedly: "Have you been beaten to the point that you are brain-dead?" Do you think I'm like those gangsters who shout and kill all day long, rude, unleveled, and temperamental? ”
Bei Jue asked puzzledly: "Is the gangster in the rivers and lakes related to true qi?" ”
The handsome young man nodded seriously and said, "Of course it's related!" I'm not a gangster, of course I don't know martial arts, I don't know martial arts, where does I get my true anger? ”
This theory sounds very correct, and Bei Juese can only nod and say "yes".
The handsome boy was very satisfied with Bei's reaction. He stretched out his hand and brushed his somewhat messy hair, and said, "My name is shallots, the second largest shallots in the world, what about you?" With that, he grinned, and his white and neat teeth flashed a few times in the moonlight.
Bei Juese said: "My name is Xiaobei. He paused for a moment, looking at the smiling face of the shallot and was a little puzzled, "Why are you the second largest shallot in the world?" Who is the number one in the world? ”
The shallot smirked, revealing two rows of white teeth that reflected the moon's light, twinkling and shining. He said word by word: "There is no number one in the world!" Allah's mother said that the first in the world is the most dangerous and the second safest in the world. Although I am the first in the world, what A-Niang said is always right, for the sake of her own safety, Allah reluctantly reluctantly became the second best in the world. ”
The second safest in the world? Bei Juese, who heard this strange theory for the first time, looked at the shallots with wide eyes, and asked curiously: "The second onion in the world, which aspect are you the second in the world?" ”
Shallot glanced at Bei Jue with contemptuous eyes, and said slowly: "Of course, he is the second smartest person in the world, the second handsome guy in the world, and the second temperamental person in the world, and he will be the second best person in the world and the second richest person in the world in the future!" ”
Bei Juese couldn't help laughing, and then asked, "Is this okay?" ”
Shallot glared at him and asked, "Do you have an opinion?" ”
Bei Juese looked at him with innocent eyes and whispered, "No." ”
At this time, the north is absolutely beautiful, a silky black hair is gently and gently scattered on his smooth and white body, the moonlight covers his hair with a layer of hazy light, and also adds a bit of charm to those beautiful eyes, a beautiful woman I still pity!
In the face of such a "stunning beauty", if it is a senior brother or Le Longyang, Xin Gonggong or the like, he will definitely feel pleasing to the eye, and he can't wait to immediately hug the "beauty" into his arms and take good care of it; Even if you are an ordinary normal person, you will definitely be amazed when you see a "beauty" who is not as beautiful as a person. However, when the person standing in front of Bei Juese was replaced by the second largest onion in the world, the situation changed completely.
There are no pleasing expressions, and no stunning gazes. I saw that the onion suddenly made a move, and unceremoniously knocked on the head of Bei Juese.
Bei Jue touched his head in confusion and asked, "Why did you knock me?" ”
Shallot showed an undisguised expression of disgust, rubbed his arms exaggeratedly, and said very seriously: "Warn you, don't look at me with such motherly eyes in the future!" What I hate the most is watery eyes and shemales who are neither men nor women! I've got all the pimple skin on the ground! ”
Bei Juese's face changed, and he shouted angrily: "What is not a man or a woman? I'm a man who fakes! ”
Ignoring his anger, Shallot turned around and said, "It doesn't matter if you are a man or not, I will go to sleep, master, don't bother me if you have nothing to do!" ”
However, just as Shallot took the first step, there was a loud "grunt" sound behind him. turned around, and happened to meet the very "motherly" eyes of Shangbei Juese.
Bei Juese said to him with a pitiful expression, "I'm hungry. ”
The pimple skin of the shallots fell off in an instant. He angrily pointed at Bei's stunning nose and roared angrily: "It's all said, don't look at me with such motherly eyes!" When you're hungry, go find something to eat yourself! ”
Bei Juese was yelled at by him like this, he didn't dare to say anything more, and bit his lip and lowered his head. His appearance of being angry without the slightest manhood made the onion look like a punch, but in the end he couldn't help but not make a move, just forcefully withdrew his fingers and clenched his fist and turned around and walked quickly into the house.
However, after a while, Shallot walked out quickly, walked straight to Bei Juese, who was still standing in the middle of the courtyard, stuffed a small cloth bag into his hand, and said, "After eating, go to bed!" I can't stand people like you! ”
Bei Juese opened the cloth bag and saw that it was full of small snacks. He picked up one of the pieces and saw a tooth mark on it; When I picked up another piece, I saw tooth marks. A closer look revealed that all the snacks were more or less stained with tooth marks.
The shallot said: "Don't look at it, these snacks are all leftovers from the concubines and nobles, and the palace maids and sisters secretly kept them for me." At this time, there is only this kind of thing, and it is up to you to eat it or not. After saying that, Shallot ignored Bei Jue and yawned and walked into the house.
Bei Juese looked at the dim sum in the cloth bag and hesitated. But, my stomach is barking again, I'm really hungry! In the end, I couldn't bear the strong hunger and decided to eat it. He walked briskly to the stone steps in front of the house with the bag of snacks in his hand, picked up a piece and stuffed it into his mouth. Unexpectedly, although the dim sum was not good, the taste was unexpectedly good! He grabbed the heart with both hands and took turns to put it in his mouth, but he couldn't eat a few bites and choked!
Water! Water! Bei Juese was choked so that he couldn't make a sound, and just when he thought he would be unlucky enough to choke to death, a kind helping hand handed over a glass of water. He grabbed the cup and poured a few sips of water before pouring the stuff down his throat. When he came back to his senses, he wanted to say "thank you" to the person who had reached out, but he couldn't see anyone in front of him, left or right, and only saw a copper teapot on the stone steps next to him.
I quickly got rid of all the snacks, and although I could only eat half full, it was better than being hungry. Bei Juese walked back to the house with a teapot, and a small dim oil lamp was lit on the table in the middle of the room, and by the dim light, he could barely see a person lying on the bed against the left wall. He put the teapot back on the table, turned around and closed the door, blew out the light, and groped his way up to another bed. Although the wound on his back had been coated with Jinchuang medicine, he still felt pain, so he had to lie face down on the bed.