Chapter 018: Mr. Divine Dog
"Bang, Bang, Bang~~"
Cheng Feng and they were having dinner at a restaurant.
At this moment, the bell rang in his head.
In the Chaos Bell, Yuan Shangren and Luo Tongtian were beating hard, scolding, and the boss complained.
Cheng Feng didn't bother to listen to their chatter, so he directly moved his mind and cut off the sound.
These two pit goods, when it is critical, they know how to cause trouble, and they are very active when they eat.
"Hey, little rabbit, what do you mean by keeping us here? You won't be allowed to eat? Isn't it a package of food?"
Luo Tongtian was resentful there.
"It can't be that he didn't hear it, right?"
"It's been knocking for a long time, and the dead can be knocked alive!" Luo Tong was in a hurry.
"Isn't this that kid's space magic weapon?"
"Eh, there's a bit of a point in what you say, but if it's not that kid, then whose magic world are we in now?"
The two looked at each other and said in unison: "We were arrested?"
"No, no, you see, they are eating out, we can see it here, it is enough to show that this spatial magic weapon is near that kid, or on his body, this is his spatial magic weapon, it will not be wrong. ”
"Yes, too...... Ah, I remember, what did he just say? Let's not resist, especially mentally, and ......."
Then the two looked at each other again and said in unison: "It's his, that's right, he did it on purpose!"
"Bang ~~"
"Let us out, I'm going to get out. ”
"Come on, I want to eat!" ......
The two of them began to strike the Chaos Bell again, shouting as they could.
However, Cheng Feng didn't hear their call at all.
"By the way, Brother Cheng Feng, did those two old men run away?
At this time, Guo Xiang remembered the two old men, and couldn't help but pout and despise for a while.
Cheng Feng smiled and said nothing, he was thinking, when Guo Xiang knew, the Chaos Bell didn't need to be held, and he could enter the ......
Will she bite me?
After a while, the two old men got tired of knocking inside.
"Forget it, the more you knock, the more hungry you get, especially when you watch them eat and drink spicy food!"
"Otherwise, let's go to the hot springs to Bigu! Those two hot springs seem to be extraordinary, and they are full of spiritual energy, and they will definitely be able to resist hunger!"
"Makes sense!"
"However, those two hot springs are divided into male and female, I soak in the mother spring, and you soak in the public spring, huh?"
"Why do I soak in the public spring, you soak in the mother spring? I want to soak in the mother spring!"
"No, I'm soaking in the Mother Spring!"
"I soak. ”
The two of them rushed to the hot springs and prepared to untie their clothes......
"Brush~"
"Huh, where's the hot springs......"
"Oh? out? haha~~"
The two of them suddenly appeared in the restaurant, their faces full of confusion.
However, when he saw a table of leftovers, he was pleasantly surprised, and hurriedly tidied up his clothes and prepared to sit down and eat.
"You two old guys, you know how to get into trouble for me, what kind of food?"
Cheng Feng kicked the chair away: "Also, you dare to soak in the hot spring without my consent? Do you know what the difference between men and women is?"
"Hehe, no, it's not soaked yet!"
The two old men smiled sheepishly and took the initiative to move the chairs, not feeling guilty and ashamed at all.
"Hot springs, Brother Cheng Feng, did they enter the Chaos Bell?
Guo Xiang looked suspicious.
Cheng Feng continued to scold: "In the future, you two will be honest with me, what did you say before? I said that you can't go to the west to the east, I said charge, you can't eat chicken ......"
"Brother Cheng Feng, let me ask you, how did they get into the Chaos Clock? Didn't you say that they need ideas, and they need your approval?"
Guo Xiang looked skeptical.
Cheng Feng continued to scold: "I tell you, this is a society ruled by law, nothing can be messed with, especially casual killing, murder is to go to prison, if you dare to make your own claims in the future, I will ......"
The two old men were scolded so much that they nodded and laughed.
"Brother Cheng Feng, you lied to me!"
Seeing Cheng Feng pretending to ignore people, Guo Xiang shouted, aggrieved.
"Uh...... What, Xiangxiang, I didn't lie to you, I said to use your mind or...... At the same time, I need my approval, yes, so I can only forcibly take them in. In addition......"
"I tell you, don't mess around in the future, otherwise you will bear the consequences!"
Cheng Feng explained, but as he spoke, he changed the topic.
was so angry that Guo Xiang clenched his teeth on the side, pouted his small mouth, aggrieved, and looked sad and about to cry.
"Huh?"
Cheng Feng was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly comforted: "That, Xiangxiang, don't be angry, brother, can I open a small stove for you? In the future, you can enter and exit the Chaos Bell freely, and in any way, only you have this privilege!
"Humph!"
Guo Xiang ignored him.
But then he asked angrily, "Are you telling the truth? I am the only one who has such a privilege?"
"I promise!" Cheng Feng said.
"You swear?" Guo Xiang tilted his head to look at him.
Cheng Feng immediately understood: "I swear, if there is a violation, I will let ...... Let Yuan Shangren and Luo Tongtian die well, they will be choked to death by drinking water, falling to death by climbing stairs, and being angry by breathing......"
"Eh, eh~Big, sir, do you swear like that? You swear and swear, why bother us?"
"That's it, your behavior is too immoral and lacks self-cultivation!"
The two old men immediately snorted, holding vegetables in their mouths and meat with chopsticks in their hands, complaining, disgusting, and educating there.
Cheng Feng glared: "What? I can't say it, right? You don't believe my oath, how can you still drop it?" Do you still want to eat it?"
The two old men were stunned for a moment, sucked the soup, and said inarticulately: "You have to say, you continue." ”
In fact, I was secretly thinking in my heart: Hehe, swear that it is a blood covenant to be effective!
"Hmph, you two, you deserve such a punishment!"
Guo Xiang snorted and didn't care about it anymore.
The two old men ignored them and just ate their leftovers.
At this time, Yuan Shangren's eyes glanced to the side and found that there was a wine glass in front of Xuzhu, as well as the residual juice of big fish and meat.
I couldn't help but be surprised: "Hey, I said you're a little novice, you can enjoy it very well! While reciting the Buddha's name, you eat meat and drink wine?"
Luo Tongtian also said: "It's really hypocritical, a pseudo-donkey, alas! What a young man now......! It's not a form!"
"What do you know?"
Guo Xiang interjected and argued: "He's called ...... The wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha is sitting in his heart!
"Ah yes, what Xiangxiang said is right!" Cheng Feng smiled.
Being teased by them one by one, Xuzhu was also a little embarrassed, scratching his head, but he didn't know what to say.
He was also very depressed and puzzled, as if he didn't care about any of this.
......
At night, I saw a large bell standing on a deserted hill.
At this time, Cheng Feng and the others all entered the Chaos Bell.
The difference is that Guo Xiang can really come and go freely, while the two old men and Xu Zhu need Cheng Feng to include them.
After all, if you want to enter by yourself, in addition to Cheng Feng's approval, you really need to overcontrol your mind.
Xuzhu has no idea, so he can't do it.
As for the two old men, their cultivation methods are similar to those of the earth, so they actually have ideas.
However, Cheng Feng did not agree with them to enter on their own.
made them very depressed, and at the same time helpless, and claimed that Cheng Feng was stingy.
And the reason why Guo Xiang can be special is only because Cheng Feng has made a spiritual imprint into her sea of knowledge, allowing her to resonate with the Chaos Clock.
"The first floor is a men's room, and you will live on the first floor in the future, and you are not allowed to step into the second floor without my permission, do you understand?"
Cheng Feng looked at Yuan Shangren and Luo Tongtian and explained solemnly.
"What do you just think of us? The little novice is also a man. Luo Tongtian was not convinced.
"He's more reliable than you!"
After Cheng Feng finished speaking, he went upstairs with Guo Xiang.
The two old men pouted, then looked at each other again, and muttered in a low voice, "Why did he go upstairs? So, he's not a man?"
"Shhhh
"Makes sense, kudos to you!"
After speaking, the two of them, like Xuzhu, began to choose their own rooms.
......
The next morning, as soon as Cheng Feng stopped from his cultivation, Guo Xiang came running in a hurry.
"Brother Cheng Feng, I have your phone. ”
Cheng Feng looked at the unfamiliar number, and couldn't help frowning, who would call him early in the morning?
Schoolmate?
It's impossible, because of being a cultivator, I was very strict with my aunt, and I was urging my cultivation all the time, even if I was on vacation, I had to go to work in the steel mill to adapt to the high temperature.
Since he was a child, he has never been in and out with his classmates, and over time, he can only play a good student.
Therefore, there are no classmates who have a deep friendship with him.
Not to mention, in this kind of time when the world is changing greatly, there will be classmates who call to condole.
With some doubts, Cheng Feng answered the phone-
"Hello, are you a probationary worker of the Divine Defense Battalion, Mr. Divine Dog? We have a big deal here, someone ...... it."
"Hold Nima, who? Who is the god dog?
The words on the other end of the phone instantly blew Cheng Feng up, and he went back angrily.
Syllable!
Just hung up the phone.
What the hell, what are you doing? The phone number was leaked?
Wrong.
This must be the work of the bandits.
"Jingle Bell~"
The phone rang again.
Cheng Feng was speechless, it was still the number just now, and he was about to hang up, but he thought of the emergency sound on the phone just now, maybe it was a call for help, right?
So he pouted and connected the phone: "Say it well, if you dare to call me a god dog, I will block you!"
"Uh...... God...... No, they told me that your nickname is Divine Dog, and I don't know what your name is, so ......"
"Say something!" Cheng Feng was furious.
"Oh, that's the case, we have outsiders here who are making trouble, and we have already demolished the houses and storefronts, and the gods are vicious, you can deal with it quickly!"
"Where is it?"
"Oh oh, right next to you, the Grand Hotel Laurel, the exact location is in ......"
The other party told the detailed address.
"Okay, got it, I'll go over as soon as possible. ”
Cheng Feng hung up the phone, his face full of doubts, how did he know which city I was in?
Hold!
The next moment he understood, it must be the bandits who had positioned and tracked him.
"Okay, you bandit, just call me a divine dog, and you still follow me?"
Cheng Feng was angry with me, and was about to call over and scold.
"Jingle Bell~"
But the phone rang again, and it was the same unfamiliar number.
"Hello! It's Mr. Divine Dog of the Divine Defense Battalion......"