790 Bigfoot of Forty-Four
Everyone's faces are black, this iron cloth shirt of the owner of Xiaoyao Lou turned out to be a private item hidden in the clothes.
As soon as the sounds of horror and ridicule rang out, Tianlang's robe was already on his arm full of explosive muscles.
In order to facilitate the practice of martial arts, Tianlang actually wore a short shirt and a small vest inside, and his bronzed muscles creaked and exploded in the air.
Tianlang's sturdy figure can only make women's hearts beat, but what makes men hurt is that in addition to a gong, there are two pairs of golden stirrups hanging on his chest, and when he puts on his clothes, he hides outside the gong.
"I'll go, if I punch it, the elephant's leg will have to be broken, Qin Shou is so bad that he actually put private goods in his clothes."
"yes, when did he hang the stirrup around his neck?"
Many people's eyes swept to the belly of the cavalry of the Yulin Army on the opposite street, and found that the horses of the two cavalrymen really had no stirrups.
But the two cavalrymen did not have the consciousness of losing their equipment at all, but still snickered a little proudly.
"This is the master of street fighting! Stealing while hitting someone. ”
Yu Qing'er walked to Tianlang's side with swaying steps, stretched out her hand to help Tianlang wipe her sweat, bypassed Xiao Yuan, who was crying wolves on the ground, and took Tianlang's robe and belt, while helping Tianlang fold his clothes very virtuously, he muttered in his mouth:
"Shiro, this guy's Luo pot has been straightened by you, two big teeth have been lost, and there is a culprit waiting to be beaten, you go over to compare and compare to see if his face is long, or your foot size is big."
Tianlang also thought that this was a good idea, so he slowly turned around and approached Ding Gongzi step by step, who was trembling at the root of his thighs and back molars.
Ding Gongzi was so frightened that he forgot to run, and the waves of heaven approached step by step, his eyes were getting closer and closer, and his gaze was extremely aggressive.
Xiao Ding Gongzi felt that he was being caught in the hunting range by a tiger coming down the mountain, and he was like a sika deer, just wanting to crawl down, but he didn't dare to move.
The heart said don't come, but he couldn't say a complete sentence, and a gust of evil wind appeared, and a long leg of Oba appeared in a black shadow.
Ding Gongzi's eyes were dark, and the big feet of Tianlang No. 44 were imprinted on his forty-three yards long face, which seemed to fit very well.
Ding Gongzi didn't know how he flew out, and he fell to the ground and was angry for half a day.
Tianlang's big feet just stepped on the blood on the ground, and the bloody footprints stuck a shameful poke on Xiao Ding's big face, leaving a clear piece of blood red, and Xiao Ding's nostrils also flowed two lines of bright red blood, but it was like two green onions.
He stared, pursed his lips, and twitched, and the muscles on his entire face were sore, numb, and stiff, and he couldn't change any expression except embarrassment.
The corners of Yu Qing'er's slender mouth turned up slightly, and she smiled with a charming arc, her apricot eyes were like stars, her eyebrows were slender, looking at her man's tiger back, and her heart was infinitely reverie.
"Shiro, it seems that his face is still not long enough, do you want to kick it twice?"
"Well, I think it's okay, I won't give the good five thousand taels of silver, and now I should give him a full shape for free."
"Qin Shou, ah Qin Daguan, don't fight, isn't it just five thousand taels of silver, I'll give it, can't I give it?"
"You want to admit it now, but our accounts can't be counted like this anymore."
Ding Gongzi breathed a few sighs of relief and reluctantly said, "What kind of algorithm is that?" ”
"What do you say, you brought so many people to beat me today, others don't know what they think of me as a person, and your reputation has not suffered?"
"I'll give it."
"I beat your people, but the lunch was all digested, and I will take the money you pay me for the meal and eat it again."
"Cheng, the food money is small."
"I beat your people, that's to educate you, do you have to give me some restraints?"
"Bundles? Brother, your suggestion is a bit unexpected, you beat us, not you taught us how to beat people, why do you still need tuition? ”
"I'm not asking you to beat people, but to teach you how to be beaten, I'm telling you to be human beings and give money."
"Eh, my arms and legs are a little sore." Ding Gongzi wanted to play tricks.
Tianlang looked curious, "Do you want me to help you hammer!" ”
"Forget it, don't rub my blood, you can take the silver."
"Then let me think again, what else needs to be charged separately." The waves of heaven opened the meditation.
"Of course." Yu Qing'er smiled and said: "He scared your wife a lot just now, not only that, but he also wanted to beat me, this matter has to be an official, even if it is private, it will cost a lot of silver, and the two things will be counted together." ”
"Well, yes, both together."
"Brother, aunt and grandmother, don't talk about the detailed accounts, I'm dizzy and can't remember, so you can tell me how much silver you need in total."
"Well, in total, I'll do the math." Yu Qing'er raised her eyebrows and held Tianlang's arm, sneered, and said to Xiao Ding Gongzi: "It doesn't take too much, a total of 100,000 taels." ”
"Auntie, alas, you better take me to feed the dogs, even if I squeeze out the bone marrow oil, I won't be able to get this silver."
"You are the son of the deputy envoy, and you asked someone to call your father, who was an official, and bring the silver ticket by the way." Yu Qinger seems to be very considerate of others.
Ding Gongzi finally lowered his head, his nosebleed was dripping, and tears were flowing in his heart, "Okay, I'll give it." Xiao Ding Ding took out all the silver tickets, and Tianlang called the plainclothes of the Jinyi Guards to come over and search them one by one.
The fifteen hundred taels of silver that had just been obtained by the straightened iron-backed gold were also searched, and the silver that everyone had obtained was searched, including their own.
Mu Ke jumped over at this time, and the reality glanced at the person lying on the ground with a gloating smile, and then looked at Yu Qing'er with reverence and said, "Wow, it turns out that the hard stubble is here, is it called embarrassment between you two husbands and wives?" ”
Mu Tianbo sat on horseback and stumbled, almost didn't fall off, his face was dark, but the emperor and his mother, what nonsense are you talking about, little girl.
Yu Qing'er didn't care, and raised a pretty face and said, "You just need to praise us for being a couple of embarrassment." ”
Mu Ke stuck out his little tongue and ran away.
"Don't let these people run away, so many puffers don't learn well every day, wandering around, it's better to let them go to the Imperial Horse Prison to feed the horses, that general, you need strong labor in the Yulin Army, pull these people away, it's very annoying to watch." Yu Qing'er frowned and said.
"Well, this is a good thing, I'm worried about no one to feed the horses, these people belong to me, what's more, hehehe, I'm afraid they won't be eunuchs in the future, and they won't have any competent profession," Mu Tianbo said as he secretly looked at Tianlang.