"Warrior monk, how do you think we can save enough money?"

Mao Sanbai, who was full of food and drink, and was still drunk and hazy, lay on the oil drum in the living room, and said calmly and elegantly.

Of course, this kind of elegant feeling is what Mao Sanbai thinks of himself, and at this moment he even feels that the elegant temperament on his body is shining like a handsome guy in the anime.

Well, that's the truth, I, Mao Sanbai, am the kind of man who exudes infinite charm and light anytime and anywhere!

The warrior monk looked at the three hundred hairs lying on the oil drum like the stone lion at the gate of Shaolin Temple, and his breathing was directly stagnant.

However, in order to take care of Mao Sanbai's emotions, the warrior monk said slowly: "I heard a story before that there were two stones, one was made into steps, and the other was made into a Buddha statue, and one day the two stones were chatting. The steps say, "Why are you being offered high up, and I being trodden on every day?" ”

Looking at the warrior monk, Mao Sanbai was stunned for a moment, what is this? Chicken soup for the soul?

Soon the warrior monk asked himself and said, "At this time, the stone that was made into a Buddha statue said that you became a step, and you only suffered six swords. And I became a Buddha statue and endured a thousand cuts! ”

After a pause, the warrior monk looked at Mao Sanbai with a serious face: "So there is no shortcut to success, only continuous efforts and continuous polishing of ourselves, so that we can succeed!" ”

As he spoke, the warrior monk clenched his fists tightly and made a passionate appearance of inspirational efforts.

Looking at the warrior monk, Mao Sanbai's heart was greatly moved, and then he also looked at the warrior monk with a serious face and said: "Well, this story is good, but I have a question." ”

"What's the problem?"

"What does that whetstone say? Not only are people slashed by a thousand cuts, but they are also special layer by layer, how can it not be supported by others? ”

Warrior Monk: "......."

I can't talk about it this day.

……

After the warrior monk was defeated and retreated, Liu Wenjun licked his face. Why did it come up, mainly because everyone was afraid that Mao Sanbai would easily explode the oil drum if he lay down like this again.

If the oil drum is crushed, it is a trivial matter for Mao 300 to fall and be half dead, mainly because it is too troublesome to do hygiene.

In order to make Mao Sanbai sober and can quickly leave the oil drum and go back to bed to rest.

As soon as Liu Wenjun came to Mao Sanbai, he said a piece of scientific common sense.

"Three hundred, do you know why people turn their heads to the right when they kiss?"

After Liu Wenjun finished speaking, Mao Sanbai thought about it carefully, and then said: "That Wenjun, I don't want to know much about the little secret between you and the warrior monk. ”

Liu Wenjun: "......."

"What a little secret of God, this is scientific common sense, when people kiss, their heads will turn to the right, because before they are born, when they are in their mother's womb, they turn to the right."

After Liu Wenjun finished speaking, Mao Sanbai thought carefully again, and then slowly spoke: "But don't the heroes and heroines in the movie kiss on the left and kiss on the right, and shake their heads while kissing?" (AV doesn't count.) ）

Hearing Mao Sanbai say this, Liu Wenjun was stunned on the spot, this, what kind of answer is this?

After thinking about it, Liu Wenjun said: "This may be because of ...... They are very talented, and they are not in the right position in the mother's womb, right? ”

"Hehe, so they are in their mother's womb, their heads are like a pendulum, and they are shaking with their lives?" Mao Sanbai sneered.

Liu Wenjun: "......"

What is this?

In the end, Liu Wenjun was also defeated.

Seeing Liu Wenjun coming back dejected, Chen Linlin said curiously: "You also failed?" ”

"Well, the drunk fat man's mouth cannon is invincible, this is really powerful." Liu Wenjun said helplessly.

Shrugging her shoulders, Chen Linlin said indifferently: "I'll just say that the fat man is thick-skinned, and the power of words is not enough." There's only one way to deal with him!"

"What's the solution?" Liu Wenjun asked curiously.

I saw Chen Linlin smile mysteriously, and then took out a kitchen knife from behind her with gloomy eyes.

"Linlin, what are you going to do? Calm down, don't be impulsive! ”

"That's it." At this time, the warrior monk who opened the door also shouted.

Just when Chen Linlin smiled and wanted to tell everyone that she was just joking, the warrior monk turned around and went back to the house without saying a word, and then took out a half-meter-long watermelon knife.

"Linlin, three hundred meat thick, your one is not enough, you have to use this one!"

Chen Linlin: "......"

You're really a good brother of three hundred!

Not far away, Mao Sanbai looked at the half-meter-long watermelon knife in the warrior monk's hand, and his whole body trembled.

"Enough is enough, I'm awake, I'll go back to my room to sleep, everyone go to bed early, good night!"

As he spoke, Mao 301 rushed into the bedroom.

……

This night, I don't know if I ate too much or drank too much. Anyway, Mao 300 tossed and turned this night, and he still didn't fall asleep at twelve o'clock in the evening.

At twelve o'clock, Mao Sanbai, who really couldn't sleep, sat up from the bed, and then tiptoed to the living room.

Originally, he wanted to play two games in the living room, but as soon as he came out of the living room, he found that the warrior monk was already sitting in the living room.

Looking at the warrior monk, Mao Sanbai was stunned, and then said: "Warrior monk, what are you doing sitting here?" ”

"Uh...... It's nothing, it's just that I can't sleep. ”

"Do you have times when you can't sleep?" Mao Sanbai asked suspiciously.

With three hundred eyes in white hair, the warrior monk said with a disdainful expression: "Why can't I sleep?" I'm an adult and have a lot of worries, okay? ”

Seeing that the warrior monk was a little displeased, Mao Sanbai smiled and just wanted to say something, but he suddenly found that there was something wrong with the warrior monk at this time.

He...... Why didn't you wear pants?

"Warrior monk, you are in good health, I know, I can understand the disharmony between you and Wen Jun, but ..... you are in the living room this big night, in the living room, facing so much oil, salt, sauce and vinegar..... how do you let us use these seasonings in the future!"

As soon as he heard this, the warrior monk's face turned red instantly, and then he stood up with a furious face and roared: "What nonsense are you talking about, what is disharmony, what is good health, what do you want?" ”

"Then tell me, why are you not wearing pants?"

"I, I, didn't I fall asleep and didn't take off my pants when I got up to go to the bathroom!"

Mao 300: "......"

At this time, Mao Sanbai saw the big pants hanging on the windowsill, and he was thinking about this here, just waiting for the underwear to dry!

I rolled my eyes, I don't know why, the longer a group of people lived, the more they found that the people in the house here were not normal people.

"Okay, okay, blame me, blame me for wanting to be crooked. Well, in order to express my apologies, I will treat you to supper! ”

"You ate so much at night? Still eating? The warrior monk looked at Mao Sanbai strangely.

"Then do you want to eat?"

"Eat!"