Chapter 9: Two Fools

Shen San really didn't lie to people, there are really salt mines on this mountain, although not all over the mountain, but Xiang'er knows that where everyone usually digs stone nests, there are all over the ground, and Ben doesn't need to dig with a shovel, and he can directly smash a large piece with a stone.

The master and servant each picked up a ten-pound piece of brine salt and walked home, but met Zhao Yi on the way.

"Uncle, what are you ......" Zhao Yi looked at the stone in the arms of the two of them and was puzzled for a while, but soon suddenly said: "Xiang'er, can't the big boss even eat salt now?" I actually want you and my uncle to dig a stone nest? ”

Xiang'er didn't want to see Zhao Yi in the first place, but when she heard him ask, she said with a stinky face: "What's the matter with you?" Uncle, let's go, leave him alone. ”

After speaking, he took the corner of Wu Zheng's clothes and was about to leave, but was stopped by Zhao Yi and said: "Miss Xiang'er, what's wrong today, it's so angry!" Uncle, if you are short of salt to eat, just go to me and get it, why do you still go up the mountain to dig a stone nest like everyone else! Isn't that, according to the words of you scholars, insulting? ”

Wu Zheng smiled: "You have a lot of salt at home? Can't eat too much? ”

"Of course." Zhao Yi said proudly.

"Then since you can't finish eating, why don't you give a little to the brothers in the village, just now I saw Shen San and they are still licking the stone nests, as the third master in the village, your conscience won't hurt when you see such a scene?"

"Uh......" Zhao Yi didn't seem to expect Wu Zheng to say this, but then said with a normal face: "Uncle, you don't know, although I can't eat my salt alone, if I divide it, there will not be enough to eat!" ”

"I think you just can't bear it."

"You ......"

Zhao Yi was inevitably a little angry when he was poked in the sore spot by Wu Zheng's words, but after glaring at Wu Zheng, he still suppressed his anger and said: "Since you are so righteous and angry, uncle, why don't you ask the big boss to take out the salt at home and divide the brothers in the village?" ”

Wu Zheng pointed to the brine salt in his arms and smiled: "What do you see this?" ”

"Stone Nest? Bah! This is a stone nest, if you say that the big boss sees that the brothers have no salt to eat and give everyone a stone nest, then it is still free! Because this game is full of mountains, and you don't need to be merciful here. ”

"Stone nest?" Wu Zheng picked up the brine salt and glanced at it and said, "But how do I think this is a piece of refined salt!" ”

"Refined salt?" Zhao Yi couldn't help but roll his eyes at Wu Zheng.

At this moment, Seinfeld's voice suddenly sounded behind the two: "Is something wrong with Xianggong?" ”

Seinfeld looked like she was worried that Wu Zheng would suffer in Zhao Yi's hands, so she came to Wu Zheng's side in three or two steps, and glanced at Zhao Yi vigilantly.

Wu Zheng smiled: "It's okay Fei'er, I'm discussing with the three masters how to solve the problem of lack of salt in our village!" ”

Zhao Yi smiled: "Yes! Our uncle is really capable, and as soon as he went out today, he actually picked up a piece of refined salt, take a look! There will be no shortage of salt to eat in our Shenmu Village in the future. ”

Seinfeld glanced at the brine salt in Wu Zheng's hand, where is the refined salt is clearly a stone nest, even if his father-in-law's brain is not good, it is not strange to mistake the stone nest for refined salt.

Wu Zheng said with a smile: "Three masters, you really don't have to laugh, I said that this is refined salt, it is refined salt, from now on, our Shenmu Village is no longer short of salt, everyone can also rely on it to make a fortune together." ”

Zhao Yi laughed and said, "Really? Can we still make a fortune together with this stone nest? ”

"Why don't you believe me?"

"If I believed you, wouldn't I be a fool?"

Seinfeld was unhappy when she heard this, she was now jealous of Zhao Yi, but she would not let the other party say that she was a fool in front of her.

So he said angrily: "Zhao Yi, what did you say?" Who are the two fools? ”

When Wu Zheng saw that Seinfeld was about to make a move, he hurriedly stopped her and said, "What's so angry about Fei'er!" It's impossible to say who the second fool is now! But it's soon to know. How about we make a bet? ”

"Bet? All right! How to bet? ”

Wu Zheng pointed to the stone nest in his hand and said, "If I make it into refined salt, how about you run around our village three times with your bare buttocks?" ”

"And what if you can't make it?"

"If I can't make it, I'll run three laps bare-bottom."

"It's a good word."

After speaking, Zhao Yi also gave Wu Zheng a high-five, but this made Seinfeld a little unhappy.

On the way home, Xiang'er couldn't help but say, "Uncle didn't Xiang'er talk about you today, how could you make such a bet with Zhao Yi." This is clearly a stone nest, how can it become refined salt, if you are light at that time...... If you lose, where do you put your young lady's face? ”

Wu Zheng smiled: "What are you afraid of, I didn't just say that I ran around our village with my bare butt like him, can't I run at home?" ”

Seinfeld couldn't help but laugh when she heard this, and her mood was obviously much lighter.

"Fei'er, what are you laughing at?" Wu Zheng said puzzled.

Seinfeld rubbed her nose and said briskly: "I didn't laugh at anything, but what if Zhao Yi knew that you made fun of him like this and came to trouble you in the end?" ”

"What are you afraid of, aren't you there?"

"I can't beat him right now." Speaking of this, Seinfeld's expression changed a little lost.

"Why isn't your sword skill as good as his?"

"That's not it." Seinfeld said: "Our Song family's knife technique is divided into 36 ways of Tiangang slash and 72 ways of earth slash, of which 36 ways of Tiangang slash is a secret of my Song family, although the trick is only half of the earth slash, but the power of the earth slash is only half of the Tiangang slash. ”

"In that case, what are you afraid of him doing?"

"That's because I haven't learned all of my Tiangang slash yet! Otherwise, how would he be allowed to make a mistake? ”

Wu Zheng nodded and said: "That's right, I've seen you practice the sword, the Tiangang slash you practiced is powerful, this kind of sword technique is more suitable for men to cultivate, and it is indeed more difficult for women to cultivate." By the way, Fei'er, you can learn Tai Chi with me! This may help your knife skills! ”

"Tai Chi?" Seinfeld shook her head when she thought of the dancing Tai Chi that Wu Zheng played in the bamboo forest every day, and said, "Then forget it!" My body is fine, it's too early to follow you to practice health skills! ”

In the following time, the bet between Wu Zheng and Zhao Yi spread throughout the village with the help of some people.

Wu Zheng just laughed when he knew, but Seinfeld was a little worried about Wu Zheng, although Wu Zheng used means in the gambling contract, but people are terrible!

So I found Wu Zheng, who was thinking about life with a book in the house.

"Xianggong!"

"Fei'er, why are you here? Shouldn't you take your brothers to rob the rich and help the poor at the foot of the mountain? ”

Seinfeld said with a worried face: "Do you know Xianggong?" The bet you made with Zhao Yi is now known to the brothers in the whole village. ”

Wu Zheng smiled: "Isn't that great?" ”

"Is this good?" Seinfeld glared at him and said, "You should have made a note when you made a bet with Zhao Yi at the beginning, but now the means you used in the first place are useless." ”

"It doesn't matter if there is a note or not, the important thing is that now everyone knows that whoever loses will have to run around our cottage three times with his bare butt."

"But ......"

"But I'm not going to lose!"

"How could you not lose, how could you turn into refined salt with Xiang'er that day?"

Wu Zheng put down the book, looked at Seinfeld and said with a smile: "Fei'er, are you worried about me?" ”