I obviously underestimated how happy the scribe surnamed Huang was, and even toasted me three times in a row. The meaning of happiness is obviously not a disguise. In the end, he specially gave me another basket of fish meat and asked me, "What is the name of this second basket?" ”

I smiled and said, "This is called Erzhen Dingqianmo, which means that your brother wishes me a prosperous business and a lot of money." ”

The Huang scribe slapped the table happily and said: "Virtuous brother, make a note, when I Huang stands on the sky, it will be the time for you to open your mind!" ”

I smiled awkwardly, not knowing how to reply, just laughing and drinking with the scribe surnamed Huang. While I was drinking, the last finale came up.

Before it was lifted, I knew that it was a king, no, old turtle, no, now it is called a black turtle.

The county commander of Najia hurriedly stopped the noise of the crowd and asked me, "Master Xiao Song, how can this dish be called?" ”

I smiled and said, "My lord, to tell you the truth, this dish is also famous." As I spoke, I wondered, is the name of this dish taboo? After thinking about it, there should be nothing taboo.

Then he said: "This dish, the name is called, farewell concubine!" ”

"Oh, what a name."

Najia County Ling just wanted to ask, but someone might as well take a step ahead and say, "I don't know which overlord it is?" ”

But it was the scribe surnamed Huang who asked, and I saw that Jia Xianling's face sank, obviously angry that someone had robbed him of his lines. But when Brother Huang asked, it was not good to save his face, so he pretended not to see it, and replied directly: "Of course, this overlord is both the sky and the earth, dominating one side, and being able to lift the crown, crisscrossing the field, and being invincible in the world!" After saying that, as soon as I lifted the cover, everyone looked at the place, but it was a big king and a chicken.

After everyone thought about it, they all applauded and praised, good name, good name.

I was afraid that everyone would not eat this again, so I was cold, and I was busy telling Chen Xianda and Huang Wenshi in the kitchen, and everyone who listened was surprised again, and finally said that today is a blessing, and I can eat such a good thing.

Everyone asked me how I should eat it, and I was too lazy to bother, so I praised: "This black turtle is also a thing in the water, and it is the same way to eat the Qingjiang perch just now." It is still the first one for distinguished guests, and the others are much simpler and less elaborate. ”

I just thought about whether to send another Wang Ba cover to Najia County, after all, the modern way of eating, the group side of the turtle cover is for distinguished guests. Unexpectedly, before it was my turn to take out the chopsticks, the sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked official went up with a chopstick and pulled the ** out of the force, and went directly to the Jia County Order.

It's a big bang for me!

Jia County's order was also very useful, went up and drank three glasses of wine, and then took the ** in his mouth and gnawed it open.

I wanted to stop it, but I saw that Najia County Ling ate very well, and I didn't let go of my mouth after biting for a long time, so I thought: Let him go, eat if you like **.

I didn't expect it to be so difficult to gnaw, and it really made Jia County Order gnaw off a lot. When everyone asked how it tasted, Najia County's face was cloudy for a long time and he spit out a word: "Good!" ”

Everyone applauded, and I covered my head.

When everyone tasted the old turtle meat, I quietly sandwiched the turtle cover to the scribe surnamed Huang on the plate, and said softly: "Brother Huang, this turtle cover is a good thing for our hometown to the most distinguished guests. ”

Hearing this, Huang Wenshi was overjoyed and toasted with me three times in a row.

The people at the scene saw that Huang Wenshi was extremely high-spirited, and many people came to toast him, obviously this Huang brother is also a very prominent person. Although the scribe surnamed Huang drank very well, he couldn't stand the crowd, and after a while, he was drunk.

In the midst of everyone's praise, someone actually asked him to write a poem.

Thinking that Huang Wenshi must be talented, he didn't refuse, Chen Xianda saw that the Huang scribe was happy to drink, and he was busy taking pen and ink, and the Huang surnamed Wen smiled and said: "I am fortunate to drink here with everyone today, I think I Huang someone has tried and failed, everyone spurned, and today I can still be looked up to by everyone, I Huang will offer ugliness and write a poem." Today, it is almost autumn, and I will sing a chrysanthemum song. ”

After that, it turned out to be like rain, sprinkled with water, and wrote a poem in a few moments.

Everyone stood up to watch, and praised each other, for a while, to the point that no one paid attention to the three officials, Jia Xianling's face couldn't help but be extremely ugly, and it had reached the point where he didn't want to hide it. Master Jia, don't be angry, let someone pour you a glass of wine. ”

I pretended not to hear their dissatisfaction, and watched as everyone gathered around the scribe surnamed Huang and praised the good poems. Out of curiosity, too, I stood up and approached the crowd with half-open and intoxicated eyes, wanting to see what kind of poems this man had written with repeated attempts in his mouth.

When I got closer, I saw someone holding a poem on a soap cloth to read. I saw that the poem was really written: the pen is strong, strong and powerful, the edge is exposed, unfettered, like a dragon, like a tiger leaping, domineering. I just wanted to praise him for his extraordinary pen skills, but I woke up in an instant! The first reaction was, hey, this kid plagiarized other people's poems, but then he thought about it, these days, there is no Internet, how can there be a few plagiarism!

Then I only felt a "buzz" in my head, as if I had been hit by a thunderstorm in the sky! The whole body was shocked, and the whole body was numb in an instant, and he lost consciousness.

The wine glass in my hand fell, and I inadvertently spilled the rice wine on the soap cloth, which made everyone unhappy, but fortunately, I was outstanding just now, so that no one blamed me too much.

I ignored the others, but was shocked to drop all the words that wanted to praise this scribe after drinking and squandering into poetry, and in an instant, the literary brilliance flew into my stomach.

For a while, others praised the scribe surnamed Huang for his heroic temperament, open-mindedness, and brilliant writing, but I was stunned!

Not for anything else, but because of this poem is "Not the First Queen":

When autumn comes on September 8, I will kill a hundred flowers after the flowers bloom.

The heavenly incense array penetrates Chang'an, and the city is full of golden armor.

Looking at such a domineering poem that swallows mountains and rivers, I am like ice water on my head, I instantly sobered up, and I immediately understood who this scribe with a temperament like the abyssal sea and mountains that makes people look up!

Because of this domineering poem that has been passed down for hundreds of generations, I remember it very clearly, his author is the one who once turned the Tang Dynasty upside down, and forced the Tang Emperor to go into exile in Xichuan.

And the person in front of him who is extraordinary and exudes a breathtaking temperament surnamed Huang Caozhou is none other than Huang Chao!

I struggled to hold on to the table with my hands so that I wouldn't tip over.

At the same time, there is a feeling of dreaming: this is not a dream, is it? It's true? I actually ate and drank at the same table with Huang Chao? Or did he deadlift me to sit next to him?

This is an emperor-level figure, and then a rebel leader, he is also a person who has been an emperor for two days.

In a daze, I didn't even hear Brother Lan come to call me clearly.

I vaguely felt that Brother Lan called me and didn't see a response, and when I was about to call me again, it seemed that someone pulled me over, and then I heard a crisp sound of "pop", and I opened my eyes to look at the place, as if Brother Lan slapped someone, and screamed angrily: "Next!" Then he turned and walked away.

And then someone suddenly reslapped the table, looking angry.

I looked closely, but it was the sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked official, and I still remembered that he was Zhang Sijin, a county under the jurisdiction of Puzhou.

I only heard Zhang Sijin laugh coldly: "Proprietor Chen, you have done a good job in this banquet, all the young people are here, the peddlers and pawns, the smugglers of salt, and the cooks who cut vegetables are all seated, it is really uneven, anyone dares to take advantage of the people here, where do you put our Lord Jia?" ”

I couldn't help but curse in my heart: This is really a villain, obviously because Brother Lan slapped him, he felt ashamed, and deliberately found fault and said something, and pulled the tiger skin to pull the flag. Pull Jia Changshou on, what a villain!

At the same time, I secretly wondered why Lan Ge'er went up and slapped him? But no matter what, Lan Geer must have done a good job. This person should be beaten!

Chen Xianda saw that Zhang Xiancheng was angered, and hurriedly laughed and said: "A few adults, the villain is not well entertained, please forgive me." ”

That Zhang Sijin snorted coldly, and whispered to Jia Changshou: "Lord Jia, in such a place, there are all uninformed grass people, writing a sour poem, and they dare to be so ostentatious, my lord, you are talented and have never shown half a point, how can they compare with you, they are just some frogs at the bottom of the well, we might as well leave first, stay here, but reduce our status." ”

Jia Changshou's face sank like water, and he didn't say that Zhang Sijin was looking for trouble for no reason, but he thought it was true, but he also said coldly: "Owner Chen, if you invite this official to be a guest in the future, let's find a good person first." After that, he got up and wanted to leave.

At this time, a stout man with a beard like a steel needle suddenly slapped the table and got up and said angrily: "You dog officials, what nonsense, it's great to be a big official?" How dare you look down on my brother? I think my brother Huangchao has been able to open his mouth into poetry since he was a child, and he is an all-round talent in civil and military affairs, how can you compare? I think you're the frogs at the bottom of the well! ”

As soon as this person spoke, the audience was shocked, I didn't expect this reckless man to dare to face the scolding official, I was shocked, but also secretly happy, I glanced at many people to hide their smiles, I thought: It is estimated that these guests, although they don't say it, but they are also happy to think about it.

Jia Changshou and Zhang Sijin were all frightened, they didn't expect such a situation to occur at all, and it took a while to reflect, Jia Changshou said angrily: "You dare to insult this official? ”

Zhang Sijin jumped to his feet and shouted, as if he had been stepped on by his tail: "I think you Diao people want to rebel? How dare you insult the court officials? ”

Chen Xianda saw that the situation was about to make a big fuss, Zhang Sijin actually buckled a big hat of rebellion and came out, he was so frightened that he almost didn't go under the table, he hurriedly stood up, and hurriedly walked forward and said: "Oh, Lord Jia, Lord Zhang, don't be angry, this brother also drank too much, and he had no intention of colliding after drinking, and invited a few adults to do a lot." ”

Then he turned his head to the reckless man and said, "Third Brother Huang, you quickly apologize to a few adults." ”

The reckless man shook his head and said, "Hmph, you want me to apologize, but there is no door." This kind of dog officer, I scold it lightly. "The implication is that I still want to fight.

I can't help but secretly strengthen myself in my heart, you are going to fight!

Chen Xianda was anxious like an ant on a hot pot, spinning in circles and not knowing what to do, suddenly saw Huang Chao, and hurriedly said: "Brother Huang, please persuade your brother." ”

Everyone thought that Huang Chao would definitely persuade his brother and not anger the officials.

I didn't want Huang Chao to chuckle, slowly pulled a chair nearby and sat down, and poured himself a glass of wine, in the eyes of everyone, he looked relaxed, as if nothing had happened.

That Zhang Sijin said to Jia Changshou angrily: "My lord, take a look, look at it, what is this not Diao Min?" Do I know that he is a well-known smuggler in the neighborhood, and he humiliates us so much today, isn't this an attempt to rebel? ”

Jia Changshou also had a virtue with Zhang Sijin at this time, pointed at Huang Chao and said angrily: "You Diao Min, not to mention disciplining your own brother, are still so rude, what do you want?" ”

Seeing that Jia Changshou was also angry, that Zhang Sijin was even more energetic, and he ran to Huang Chao's side without knowing the depth to pull Huang Chao up.

Who knew that as soon as the person arrived at Huangchao's side, he only heard a crisp sound of "pop", and Zhang Sijin actually turned around.

This is another slap, this slap is much heavier than Lan Ge'er's slap just now, and Zhang Sijin's official hat has been knocked off.

Zhang Sijin covered his face and yelled at another official beside him: "Wang Dutou, if you don't arrest people, this is a rebellion!" ”

The man named Wang Dutou didn't speak much, and when he saw that the situation was out of control, he couldn't hide, so he hurriedly glanced at Jia Changshou again, after all, he was the highest official.

Jia Changshou's face turned blue with anger, and he pointed at Huang Chao angrily and said, "Arrest all these Diao people who want to rebel back to the county government!" ”

As soon as Wang Dutou heard the county order's words, he didn't dare to hesitate anymore, and while calling someone, he went up and grabbed Huang Chao's arm, trying to twist him.

I didn't want my arm to come into contact with Huang Chao as soon as I felt a strong force coming, and I bounced him away, and I stepped back and bumped into Jia Changshou.

knocked Jia Changshou directly on the table.

Huang Chao got up and sneered, pointed at Jia Changshou and said: "You officials, you will only be powerful and oppress the people, we are just eating a meal at one table, you will look down on it, others will show it a little, you will not stand it, you scold us, if we return the same words, it will be a rebellion, open your mouth to a Diao Min, close your mouth to a Diao Min, do you know that the clothes and clothes on your body, food and use, if it is not for us ordinary people to provide you, where do you come from with gorgeous clothes, where do you get from delicious food?" Is it true that the court has made you oppress the people and accuse people of crimes? ”