Chapter 41: Dunxiang's Terrorist Attack

In the ten-day group training, in the second squad I was in, there were non-commissioned officers and compulsory soldiers, but they were still the same as before, they did not wear a title, nor did they have a position, and they would not consult your military age.

"When conducting special operations, especially behind enemy lines, special combat personnel will often disguise their identities, so makeup is the basic skill of a special combat team. You must not only transform yourself into a man of different identities and ages, but also women of different identities and ages when necessary. "Standing on the podium of the theoretical study room is a female special combat member of the special operations team, for those of us who can't even see sows all year round, this is simply a rare species, let alone the female special combat team members of the special operations team, this is not to say that there is any discrimination against women, but it is really too rare, so that the team members can't take their eyes off it, especially Dunxiang, whose eyes are about to fall out. But I'm different, I have Yu Qingyu, my Xiaoyu is much gentler than the tigress in the special operations team.

"In the conventional ideology of criminals, women are usually despised in their thinking and consciousness, and our special combat personnel often have to seize this loophole in the thinking and consciousness of criminals to make up for makeup, so as to achieve our infiltration, attack or other tactical goals." The female instructor continued to skillfully teach the relevant theories of makeup in special operations on the stage, and although we were all listening carefully, there were always one or two "showmen" who used sign language to communicate something when the instructor turned around or when they thought they couldn't see it.

"Number 7!" The female faculty member stopped suddenly.

"Here!" Dunxiang stood up.

"What are you talking about?" The female instructor stared at Dunxiang and said with a slight anger. People are also from a special operations team, can she know this simple special operations sign language?

"Report! Didn't talk about anything! Dunxiang was stunned for a moment, but he still pretended to be nothing, and said righteously.

"Really didn't talk about anything?" The female faculty member continued to stare at him.

Dunxiang is barely half of the special combat team members now, but in front of the female instructor, the old bird of the special operations team, he is really a rookie who has not grown hair, and he was stared at by the female instructor at once, "Report to the instructor!" We're talking about how to disguise yourself as a woman so that you don't get exposed in missions behind enemy lines! Dunxiang was also in a hurry, and casually made up a high-sounding reason. But he was really naΓ―ve.

"So seriously, well, in order to praise and encourage your good performance, I will give you the opportunity to practice in the classroom now. The other comrades have no opinion. The female instructor suddenly raised the corners of her mouth slightly, nodded thoughtfully, and said.

When Dunxiang heard this, he immediately froze, his mouth opened into an "O" shape, and the remaining eleven members of the audience replied in unison: "No!" ”

Dunxiang swallowed his saliva, walked onto the operating table, sat on the stool, closed his eyes peacefully, and then raised his head, looking like a righteous man generously going to death, gritting his teeth, "Come on!" ”

So the female instructor directly pulled out a combat kit from the back, and took out wigs, lipsticks, foundations, headwear, and a lot of other things from it, many of which were unseen and unheard of for us real straight men of steel.

The instructor first put on a shoulder-length short hair for Dunxiang, then took a plate, and a brush, dipped it in the plate, and then brushed it on Dunxiang's face, and repeated it several times, in addition to Dunxiang and the instructor, our eleven team members really couldn't take their eyes off the following, and they didn't even dare to gasp, for fear of missing any wonderful moments.

The instructor put on makeup for Dunxiang, and from time to time he looked at us in the audience, from the corners of the instructor's mouth that was always slightly raised and her forbearant face, I knew that Dunxiang was no longer the same Dunxiang, he was going to transform.

With the last female instructor's "Alright! "Dunxiang has ended his perfect metamorphosis." Turn around and let your comrades admire it. The instructor said to Dunxiang calmly.

Dunxiang turned his back to us and coughed lightly: "Ahem, pay attention, don't be conquered by my worldly appearance!" Let me tell you, from today onwards, don't call me hairy crab anymore, if you have to call me, please call me king crab! ”

As Dunxiang turned around, the eleven of us swallowed a deep mouthful of saliva, really stunned for a moment, and then suddenly burst into a pig-like laugh, "Comrade King Crab, if we put you behind enemy lines, we can basically end the battle without firing a shot!" ”

When Dunxiang heard us say this, he replied with a little pride: "That's not it, the enemy army has already been conquered by my beauty, and bowed down under my pomegranate skirt, and the battle was directly declared over, and our army won a complete victory without firing a single shot." ”

"I was scared to death by you, the lethality of your face is definitely no less than an atomic bomb, hahahaha."

Under our pig-like laughter, the instructor silently took out a mirror and handed it to Dunxiang. Dunxiang still took the mirror from the instructor's hand with a confident smile, looked at the instructor and said, "I don't dare to look in the mirror, I'm afraid of being fascinated by myself." ”

The instructor pursed his mouth, closed his eyes, and nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Mmmmmmmm ”

Dunxiang raised the mirror and glanced at it, and was about to say something, when he was suddenly stunned, his two hands immediately grabbed the mirror, staring at himself in the mirror and his eyes widened, and the gushing mouth suddenly opened into an "O" shape again: "Ah, ah, ah, ah, this Nima, this Nima, I am special, this is simply the lethality of an atomic bomb explosion, ah, ah, ah." ”

We watched Dunxiang being frightened by himself in the audience, and the pig-killing laughter broke out again, and even our instructors couldn't help but laugh when they covered their mouths.

At this moment, Lao Qi suddenly appeared at the door, "What a noise!" You are all physically strong, aren't you? Lao Qi's voice was obviously a little angry.

"Stand up!" The instructor shouted.

We all immediately stood up and faced Lao Qi, including Dunxiang, of course.

"Damn, you, are you going to carry out a terrorist attack?" Lao Qi saw Dunxiang and rarely burst out with a foul mouth. "You go on, you go on." Lao Qi swallowed his saliva and left selectively.

Although Dunxiang's makeup makes us all feel that this is a terrorist attack, we must also admit that this is largely intentional by the female instructor, but after this episode, each of us also studied makeup according to the instructor's teaching content, although it can't really be like those women's clothing bosses on some platforms now, but to deal with routine inspections or at first sight, as long as we don't speak, it is indeed difficult to distinguish our gender, at least in appearance.