Chapter Seventy-Four: The Fat Man Never Queues

"Ahh

"Dead fat!"

"Dead sissy!"

"Uncle Luo wants your life!"

Three days later, in Sanjiang County, Fulai Inn, Luo Li, who had woken up, shook his head, and his consciousness completely recovered for a moment, bursting out with a roar that resounded through the sky.

"What did you say?" The fat man and Bai Zijin turned their heads at the same time and glared at Luo Li viciously.

"Ahaha! Just kidding! It's a sunny day! Luo Li laughed and said haha, one against two, there is no chance of winning at all, it is better to admit it on the spot.

"I'm just awake, come and eat!" Bai Zijin said with a smile.

"Alas!" Sighing deeply, Luo Li could only accept his fate, and quickly got out of bed and came to the dining table, he had been hungry and stupid after sleeping for a long time.

Luo Li, who was on the table, seemed to be reincarnated as a starving ghost, and emptied the dishes on the table in a whirlwind, and the fat two people who watched it were stunned.

"Lao Luo, slow down, it's not okay to eat fast!" The fat man had no choice but to put down his chopsticks and reminded him with concern.

"Where are we? How long did I sleep? Luo Li shoved a mouthful full of food into it, and then asked with a curious look.

"You slept for three days, you have arrived in Sanjiang County, not far from Beilin Mansion, after Beilin Mansion, you will enter Yandi, and the destination Anling Pass is in the northernmost part of Yandi." The fat man replied without hesitation.

"What's that? So fast? Luo Li was stunned, in three days, the fat man ran such a long distance.

Coming back to his senses, Luo Li pouted and looked at the two of them sadly!

It is estimated that the fat man was afraid that Luo Li would run away, so he rushed to the north non-stop, so it was so fast!

"Ahem! I ran on horseback for three days and three nights, of course, it was fast, after all, the border war is urgent! The fat man cleared his throat and said embarrassedly.

Ahh The border war is about your, and you want to go to support?

Besides, there are a total of people, and it is useless to go to the border, and they are not qualified to be cannon fodder!

"No wonder I'm sore all over, it turned out that I was thrown away by you and ran away, it's really Prince Xian!" Luo Li covered his waist and bit his tone to death.

"Hey, hey! It's too slow to ride in a carriage! The fat man replied with a smirk.

"Okay, don't talk nonsense, let's go directly to Anling Pass?" Luo Li asked with a wave of his arm.

Without waiting for the fat man to answer, Bai Zijin leaned over and interjected: "No, no, no, after I discussed with the fat man, don't go directly to Anling Pass!" ”

Luo Li frowned and asked, "Don't go?" So where do we go? ”

Bai Zijin showed a disdainful look: "It's not that you don't go directly, it's not that you don't go!" ”

"This sneaking away will definitely cause His Majesty to be angry, if you go directly to Anling Pass, you will definitely be arrested immediately!"

"So we came up with a way, let's join the army in Sanjiang County on the spot, and follow the troops to the front line, so that we can fight again, and it is not easy to be caught!"

It's a good way, but how dare Luo Li agree?

Four-for-one play, join the army and become a cannon fodder soldier, if the fat man dies on the front line, it will be strange if Luo Li does not accompany the funeral!

If you have to mix with the military, you can only have a higher chance of survival by going to Anling Pass and working with a large army!

After careful consideration, Luo Li shook his head and opened his mouth: "No!" Or go to Anling Pass, I can accompany you for a while! Either we don't go anywhere and go home! ”

"Bang!"

Suddenly! The fat man slammed the table and shouted, "Lao Luo, are we still not good brothers?" ”

Luo Li was startled, and then said dissatisfiedly: "It can't be at the moment!" ”

The fat man is angry: "The fat man ......"

At this time, Bai Zijin came out to play a round: "Oops! Lao Luo, you just let the fat man wave once! It's not so easy to die in a war, and besides, if you enlist in the army, you will only go to the battlefield after training for at least a month! ”

"Huh!" Luo Li sneered and said, "Lao Bai, are you crazy too?" Who is responsible for what happened? Didn't you see Yue Wu and the others seeing the fat man, just like eating a fly? ”

As early as before the envoy, the results of the investigation on Bai Zijin's identity were out, and it was indeed the relatives of Anguo Xue Ren, so the identity was not faked, so Luo Li no longer suspected that he was undercover.

The fat man pressed the two of them, for fear of quarreling, and after the big guy calmed down, he said, "Okay! Listen to me! ”

"Since Lao Luo doesn't want to go, then Lao Luo, go back to the Prince's Mansion by yourself!"

"The fat man and Lao Bai are going together, alas!"

Huh? What about good brothers who said yes to go together? Why didn't Uncle Luo go, but you still want to go?

Luo Li really can't take the fat man, he can't leave him if he wants to, he can't beat him, and he won't listen to the scolding.

After thinking about it, it's better to go along, otherwise leave the fat man and go back alone, you see that Emperor Anguo killed Uncle Luo.

Luo Li pondered for a moment, and had to say helplessly: "Forget it! Let's go! Let's go! ”

"Haha! Walk! The fat man looked excited, opened the door and rushed out.

Shaking his head, the preoccupied Luo Li followed behind!

……

Sanjiang County, county government!

This is a temporary recruiting station!

Standing outside the county yamen, there was a long queue of old people, and according to the schedule, it was estimated that the two of them would not be able to take their turn until the evening.

Due to the tight war on the front line and the extremely high mortality rate, the enlistment of the army was preached everywhere, resulting in countless people who came to join the army like carp crossing the river!

"Fatty! Why don't we go back! There are too many people! Luo Li frowned and said.

"No, it's all here, you have to enlist!" The fat man said sonorously.

Get! Seeing that the fat man is so resolute, Luo Li has no choice, line up!

But the fat man didn't play his cards according to common sense, pulled Luo Li and Bai Zijin, and rushed straight into the county office, causing a lot of people to look at him.

"Fatty, what are you doing? Why not skip the line? Luo Li said dissatisfied.

As a high-quality young undercover prince, queuing is a must, otherwise after succeeding to the throne, how can he rule the world with virtue?

Of course, that's the superficial reason, in fact, Luo Li is a little afraid of death, it's best to line up all day, and in the end it won't be their turn, isn't it beautiful that the fat man has no choice but to give up the idea of joining the army?

"Cut! The fat man never queues! The fat man said disdainfully.

Shaking his head, Luo Li was really defeated by the fat man, so he had to go to the county office!

"Huh!"

"How come there are two recruiting houses here?"

"There is a long queue, and there is no shadow!"

Suddenly, Bai Zijin pointed to the two public houses on the left and right, and asked suspiciously.

"Hey! It is estimated that those stupid people outside don't know that there is also a recruiting office, hurry up, let's go in first, and enlist in two clicks! The fat man couldn't help but pull the two of them and rushed into the unmanned recruiting office.

There was an old man sitting inside, dozing off on his back, and the snoring brush on the desk was about to fall to the ground!

"Knock knock!"

Fat man bangs on the table!

"Who! Dare to disturb the old man's sleep! The old man opened his sleepy eyes and said in a dissatisfied tone.

"Huh! Old man, hurry up, the fat brother is here to join the army! The fat man said with a sneer.

"What?"

"Join the army?"

"Are you sure?"

The old man came to ask three questions, and everyone turned their heads and showed puzzled looks.

"That's right! Joining the army, what's wrong? The fat man was stunned for a long time before he said.

The old man stood up abruptly, his palms clapping: "Ahahaha! It's good to join the army! Can you write? No, no, no, if you don't know how to write, the old man will help you write! ”

"Tut-tut, look how perfect it is, it's all young lads!"

"Yo! Why is there a woman here? Girl, women are not accepted when joining the army! ”

The black line covered Bai Zijin's face: "Uncle, I'm a man!" ”

"Oh! Ladies and gentlemen! How do you look like a girl! The old man said incredulously.

Then the old man burst out with great enthusiasm, helping to register, shouting and asking for warmth, and poured a cup of tea for each person, making the brothers stunned.

In the end, he just registered, handed over three tokens, and the old man sent the servants out of the county government gate with a smile, and reminded them to report to the military camp in the east of the city three days later.

On the way back to the inn, Luo Li's eyebrows frowned slightly, and after a long silence, he said, "Why do I feel that something is wrong?" ”