Chapter 404: Returning Home
Luo Yonghammer's plan is very simple, since the emperor can't look down on his ability to punch the Nanshan Nursing Home and kick the Beihai Kindergarten, then there is no place to keep the master here, and there is no place to keep the master everywhere to cultivate the truth, oh no, it is to spread the mystery of the hammer coin to the people of Jiangnan.
This is naturally to find a way to get more new things in the imperial capital as a basis for fooling people, oracle bone is too famous, although Luo Yonghammer can only talk in the vernacular, but the interests are current, the action is still fast, of course, it is also related to the rich materials of the imperial capital, those beef ribs also play a great role, in terms of counterfeiting, Luo Yonghammer and his hammer fans are quite talented.
After only a short time, Luo Yonghammer led the hammer fans to prepare everything, rented a fast boat, and sailed directly from Tianjin back to Shanghai.
Along the way, he was extremely excited to cheer up and down, comparing himself with the seventeen horsemen of Shangluoshan under Li Zicheng back then, which meant that he could make a fortune when he returned to Jiangnan on this trip.
That's right.
Of course, when I arrived in Shanghai, that is, Shanghai County, but the port here was a big red flag representing the power of the Presbyterian Church, and the people standing guard were also several soldiers of the strange name of the Global People's Liberation Army, with a few leading party in black clothes.
secretly scolded a few words of loss of power and humiliation of the country, he knew that if he didn't hurry up and find a way to make a sum of money, wait for the people in the imperial capital to use this strategy of swallowing up the world in one go, then he really had no future.
"I have to find a way to make a huge amount of money before that, or occupy a piece of land and become king, and then I will either recruit peace, or go to my spiritual motherland, yes, I will say that I am an internationalist, how can an internationalist traitor be a traitor, in fact, there is nothing to sell the country."
The evil consequence of the Presbyterian Church's behavior is that many people who have betrayed the country, but have always been traitors, have been told that there are also big countries overseas, which have their own systems and should be respected.
This was originally to educate them not to be frogs at the bottom of the well, to go overseas to make a fortune, so for those places, really beautified, although not to the point of flowing cream and honey, gold everywhere, but there are still praises such as rich resources, fewer people and more people.
This pair of really smart people, seeing the words of abundant resources and few people, still have some ideas.
But there is a kind of person who thinks differently.
In later generations, they were scattered overseas, but they never received the attention of foreign masters, and they were basically second-class citizens who sat on empty food, relying on the wealth of the Chinese before to mix food and clothing.
But after the new China began to become a threat, these people turned into a large amount of money from the so-called foundation, and became representatives of the so-called new culture.
Their job is very simple, before China was a weak country that could be threatened by a few cannons, and naturally paid no attention to the literati there, but now it is the cultivation center of the leading party.
Given money, from Zhang Ailing to Bai Yang are among the masters, how many years are just doing one thing, the mistakes of the human group as the only inferior root of the Chinese, and then extended to the Chinese are inferior races, should let the higher Japanese Americans rule, by the way, these people who have been educated in the United States, although there is no fart in the United States, and in the end there is only one writer's sign hanging, naturally they are also high-ranking officials.
This is the so-called "literary acolyte", who can use all means to praise or slander in order to ascend to the throne.
The Council of Elders mistakenly portrayed the overseas world too well, and naturally gave the literati similar to Luo Yonghammer's thoughts, in their thinking, since you said, how good overseas is, then there is naturally respect for Confucianism, and because of Confucianism, it is so rich, so the emperor does not respect Confucianism, you see what a terrible world of black smoke and miasma.
Luo Yong's hammer method is actually very simple, but it is in the context, in fact, this is also a reverse screening process, after a few months of hard days, the hard work of displacement, and the madness of the labor camp, can still follow Luo Yonghammer's die-hard hammer fans, basically there are so few characteristics, very poor, there is no other way out, there is a real die-hard, there is no room for any rational thinking or human nature in the mind, the mind is full of, I hammer to declare that he is idealistic, so he is idealistic, Idealism can betray the country and speculate, not pay off debts, swagger and deceive, anyway, you are not willing to die, and you are not willing to hand over all your family wealth to the hammer master, but after Confucius and Mencius, another new sage, hammer!
It's also a screening process.
In later generations, Big V liked this trick the most, deliberately using anti-common sense rhetoric, such as attacking the government, why didn't he send a super surgeon, a god-level surgeon to save people after an accident, but just sent a general surgeon.
As long as there is a little bit of humanity and common sense, in the face of such a reader, he will naturally shake his head and no longer care about such a fool.
But such precision marketing, under the reverse elimination, people who can still shout support have such a few characteristics, their brains are not good, and they generally have reactionary tendencies, which is just as fun as how Luo Yonghammer plays with hammer fans.
At this time, Luo Yonghammer's hammer powder also has some such tendency, after continuous brainwashing, in fact, after being starved half to death by Luo Yonghammer, he occasionally threw the leftover chicken bones he ate to a certain hammer powder, that hammer powder itself already has some Stockholm syndrome, and the brain can no longer be studied, who caused it, and their hunger situation cannot be calculated at all.
At this time, the hammer fans are unanimous, they monitor each other every day, they can't tell the truth to people casually, even if it is what they eat, before they go out, they use a little oil to decorate their lips, and preach everywhere, follow the hammer master, there is meat to eat at every meal, look at my lips.
Of course, it is not difficult to eat meat in the imperial capital.
The more emphasis is placed on something, the more it is lacking, and the more it is lacking, the more it is emphasized.
Only when a person drinks porridge every day will he feel that eating meat is a novelty and worth touting, and this is the problem that comes with the affirmation of self-worth.
Although a group of hammer fans tried their best to harmonize, they had returned to their hometown, but they never dared to really go home, but walked around, hired a boat, and slipped up, but the boats here are all wooden boats, hanging the "hammer flag" that symbolizes the majesty of the hammer master, it is so majestic, the hammer fans are self-absorbed, they dare not hit me, is it afraid of me?
Of course, most people will shy away when they see a group of scrawny, excited, shabby, and weird-smelling guys.
They traveled all the way, the ships came and went endlessly, this ship was a little old, the draft was very heavy, Luo Yonghammer purchased a lot of goods, and a lot of hammer fans couldn't help, so the speed was a little slow, and they should hire two ships for it, but Luo Yonghammer was definitely very careful in this regard, where would this be.
Of course, even so, in order to maintain his immortal wind bones, Luo Yonghammer still maintained the forced style of living in a cabin, and the remaining dozens of hammer fans were crowded in one, which could be said to be breathable, and the number of baths they took was insufficient, and the natural taste was even more touching.
On the way, he passed through Jiangyin, which is currently the "occupied area", after the traitor Li Dingguo occupied it, he recruited troops and bought horses, which was a big move, but the safety of the channel was quite guaranteed, so he crossed the coast smoothly and quickly arrived at the destination.
Get off the boat to be received by someone, although Luo Yonghammer is ignorant, he still has a lot of money in hand, and his idea is to use these imperial capital goods to mix into the upper class, and then find a way to make a profit from it.
This is also a painful experience, just having a hammer spiritual victory method is not enough, can be fooled by Luo Yonghammer to venture capital, basically there are no people with the ability and wealth, to him, the lack of material civilization is also obvious.
To the point where he is such a sect, (self-styled) naturally can't easily confide in his remarks, in case he says something casually and is recorded by the disciples, it is the rhythm of the hammer Spring and Autumn and the Luo Analects, so most things are running with dog legs.
The efficiency of the wharf is still very high, as a condition for losing power and humiliating the country, cleaning the gangs, killing Du Yuesheng, Zhang Xiaolin, Huang Jinrong, although people are prostituting and gambling, selling opium, and oppressing the good, but people know that they respect the scholars, and they are naturally made up countless jokes by the scholars, and they are praised as Mr., anyway, for the scholars, the husband who works at the dock, and the peasant woman who is sold into the brothel are not people.
But so what, as an important commodity distribution center, although the power in Nanjing is still in the hands of the gentry, there are many things that have the right to guide the advisors of the Presbyterian Church.
But Luo Yonghammer is full of confidence, once he relies on these popular imperial capital goods to open the market and make money, the missionary activities of the Hammer God Sect will inevitably be greatly promoted, and when the time comes, it will not be as aggrieved as it is now.
Out of the dock, Luo Yonghammer thought very complicated, what should he sell to show his skills?
He bought 100,000 small mirrors, countless books and medicines, and even made fake documents that he learned without a teacher, as he imagined, the foreign governor of the imperial capital, and even the fake uniform secretly made a set, planning to defraud him ruthlessly.
"It's enough for the mirror to sell two taels and one, 200,000 taels of silver, which is enough to make a profit, and other things, I'm afraid it's almost enough to earn 800,000 taels, when the time comes, I will gather a million hammer fans, and then talk to the imperial capital, and then I won't get at least a second-grade official."
The more Luo Yonghammer thought about it, the more he felt that he was smart, he ate two fish, although he was not popular in the emperor, but for those who had never been to the imperial capital, he was afraid that he would be ruthlessly fooled.
Every time he thought of this, Luo Yonghammer was full of excitement, packed up everything, and put on a Confucian robe bought from Jiangnan, this dress was originally intended to be after arriving in the imperial capital, trying to find a way to become famous and become a family, when the time comes, the holy decree is sent, and the elders will seal themselves as a party member, and when the time comes, he will directly order the hammer fans around him to be dogs' legs, kill people everywhere, set fires, rob and occupy, and only need three or four years to become a huge rich.
You look at that Shi Chong, he also made a fortune by robbing businessmen, but history was written by literati, and no one felt that there was anything wrong with killing people and seizing wealth in the end.
As a result, in the imperial capital, people like Luo Yonghammer are not treated at all, or they are not worth it at all, because there are too many, so no one pays attention to them.
If no one pays attention to it, no one pays attention to it, but for Luo Yonghammer, this dress must be worn beautifully, and one day, it will be a big company in the imperial capital, such as a big Fujin store, a small shop like a tobacco company without the spirit of craftsmanship.
Out of the dock, Luo Yonghammer just wanted to drink high-spirited to make the hammer fans shake their spirits, go to the whole city to fool, open the way with those mirrors, and sell the hammer coins that were built in the imperial capital, the hammer coins are Luo Yonghammer's first task to Jiangnan this time, if he really sells, he can run away directly, go to the legendary spiritual motherland of Japan, Luo Yonghammer is pitiful for dozens of years, still childless, I heard that there is a habit of men and women bathing together in that place in Japan, and shouted hoarsely at that time, this is what a country with the spirit of craftsmanship should have, And he hates the Ming Dynasty even more.
But the next moment, all kinds of familiar shouts began: "Look at it, the shiny little mirror, you can see everything clearly." ”
"Tianjin brand sewing machine, buying one is equivalent to a cow."
"A T-shirt that's only a penny."
Luo Yonghammer stood there and saw in the distance, many bright and flickering photos were standing there, hanging something, specializing in imperial capital goods and the like......
Luo Yonghammer's face immediately turned red, and he was about to be angry again, his hand tremblingly pointed ahead, and shouted: "Bold! ”
He took a few steps forward, and those hammer fans naturally followed behind, all of them were speechless, looking at those places where people came and went, and they couldn't walk, naturally all of them were people who came to buy things.
Luo Yonghammer lost control, his whole body trembled and went in, the store was open, there were many customers, he walked in with a gloomy face, looked around, but no one paid attention to him, he was even more angry, and shouted: "What about people, there is no etiquette at all, how can you open a store." ”
After shouting for a while, some of the hammer fans couldn't squeeze in, and they couldn't help, until a waiter finished a sale, came over immediately, and said, "Uncle, what's the matter, do you want to buy goods?" ”
"Let me ask you, who allowed you to sell the goods of the imperial capital here, don't you know that it is an enemy country, you don't have the spirit of craftsmanship, yes, no, but what is right with me Luo Yonghammer is wrong."
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