Chapter 339: Who Can Withstand This!

When Hu San'er heard this, he almost knelt on the ground.

400 yuan is exchanged for silver ingots and smashed on the head, even if it is exchanged for ten taels, then there are forty, if this is forty strokes...... No, it doesn't take forty strokes, such a big ingot, it can be stoned to death at once with enough strength, and it doesn't take forty at all.

Master Hou is going to repay the debt? Kill somebody to do away with a witness?

All kinds of terrible thoughts came to mind, Hu San'er hurriedly knelt on the ground and hugged Li Mu's thigh, crying; "Master Hou, spare the villain's life-"

"Humph!" Li Mu raised his leg and kicked him away, and said: "Remember Ben Hou's words, Ben Hou does business, Ding is Ding Mao is Mao, the price is good, you don't want to send me, I won't send you, I can use you to erase it, it seems that you are generous?" You love to erase zero so much, why don't you wipe 600 guan and ask for 1,000? ”

Hu San'er nodded like pounding garlic, and hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, a thousand is a thousand, what does Master Hou say!" ”

"You don't remember yet, do you? Ding is Ding Mao is Mao, I don't understand this? ”

"I understand, I understand!" Hu San'er was about to cry and said, "Master Hou, what are you going to do!" The villain reacts slowly, and he can't comprehend the deep meaning of the Hou Ye! ”

"There is no deep meaning!" Li Mu shouted angrily: "I've always had one meaning, how much should it be, one thousand six is one thousand sixteen, who are we grinding?" Jiu'er, take it away, give him money according to the number, and let him get out! ”

Dugu Jiu came over and dragged Hu San'er up, he didn't have Li Chongyi's great strength, but he was also much bigger than ordinary people, and dragged Hu San'er away.

Li Mu hurriedly sorted out his emotions, piled up a smiling face, ran to the carriage upside down, first gave Father-in-law Gao a more look, and said, "Your Majesty, why are you so idle today?" Inspections are coming? ”

Yuan Tiangang poked his head out of the carriage and said with a smile: "I haven't seen you for a long time." ”

"Divine stick? When are you coming back! When Li Mu saw Yuan Tiangang, he blurted out, and the words had already come out, so he realized that it was inappropriate, and hurriedly made up for it: "Be straightforward and fast-talking, don't be angry, hehehehe......"

"What kind of straightforwardness and fast-talking, I see that you are arrogant and domineering, and no one pays attention to it!" Li Shimin got out of the carriage, looked at Li Mu with a cold face, and said: "The errand soldiers of Chang'an County are just routine, look at you like that, live a fool, it seems that I am too used to you and indulge you like this!" ”

"Your Majesty," Li Mu immediately put on a bitter gourd face, and said, "The minister is wronged, what should you do if you let the minister?" The factory is not manpowered, you don't even give a scribe, no one to work, and the order will not be completed. Do you know what kind of order this is? All of them are the ploughshares of Zhenguan ploughs to be used for spring ploughing next year, and if you make one more, you will benefit one more family and produce more grain on a few acres of land. If there is more food, Your Majesty will no longer have to be constrained by those family lords, and it can also be used to raise soldiers. ”

Li Shimin was a little dizzy, frowned and thought for a while, before he reacted, and said angrily: "I am talking about your attitude, where are you involved?" Even if you are in a hurry and there are extenuating circumstances, then you should not scold the servants. Was the officer commander wrong? Isn't it unsightly for you to put these ragged slaves on the streets? ”

"Don't you think it's an obstacle?" Li Mu looked surprised, spread his hands and said: "My Tang Dynasty is the Heavenly Empire, even if it is a slave, it is also a slave of the Heavenly Empire, and they can't compare with these Yidi generations!" Besides, now that they are apprentices in the Ministry of Industry, the minister is very confident that they will soon earn enough money to redeem themselves and become the upright people of the Tang Dynasty, why should the Gaochang envoys look down on them? ”

"You just know how to quibble, Gao Chang also practices Han etiquette and speaks Chinese, which is not much different from the people of the Central Plains......"

"I don't care about that." Li Mu looked arrogant and said: "In the eyes of the ministers, the people of the Tang Dynasty who are not my people are all monkeys!" ”

Li Shimin was angry, pointed at Li Mu, and said: "I will make you angry to death one day sooner or later-that's it, I won't talk to you about these things, I came to you today to ask you, I asked the senior cadres to inform you of that matter, you should do it, I limited you to seven days, this has been more than ten days, there is no news at all, don't you take me seriously?" ”

Li Mu began to pour bitter water again, and said, "Your Majesty, you can be reasonable." Yes, you said for seven days, but in the first three days, didn't you let your ministers do things in the Lai Guo Mansion? The minister stayed up for three days and three nights, and finally settled the matter, and immediately the affairs of the Internal Affairs Office were picked up again. You gave a holy decree, there was not a penny, there was no person, there was no place to work, and those businessmen were urging tightly, blocking the door every day to ask for orders. Can't the ministers dispose of them one by one? ”

Saying that, Li Mu was about to cry, and said: "The minister is not three heads and six arms, let people live, don't you know, the minister has put the house out——"

This frightened Li Shimin, and after thinking about it, he felt that it was wrong, and said, "What did you say, which one wants you to arrive at the house?" The gap in the Ministry of Internal Affairs is so big that it forces you to sell your house? You don't want to be scared, look at your posture just now, do you look like you're short of money? ”

"Hehe, nothing can be hidden from His Majesty's discernment." Li Mu put on a flattering smile and said, "The minister is indeed not short of money, but it is true that the minister wants to move." When Doctor Sun was leaving, the minister promised him to open a medical hall for the people and let his apprentices sit for consultation. The minister planned to vacate the house and move to Fengqiuhuang first. Didn't Your Majesty reward your ministers with a valley? Now it is also under construction, and it can be moved over in the spring, without delay. ”

"I give you a plaque ......" Li Shimin suddenly thought of the plaque he had inscribed "Zhulu Houfu", which was also covered with the jade seal of the country.

"Of course the minister is going to take where he is!" Li Muyi said in a positive voice: "Your Majesty's generous gift, the minister can't wait to stay by the side day and night, how can there be damage?" Your Majesty is relieved that the house in the valley has not been built these days, and the ministers rolled up a bunk and slept on the plaque. ”

Li Shimin said angrily: "Your kid's mouth is getting more and more broken and poorer now." ”

"Mixed with those merchants, the ones who are close to ink are dark-" Li Mu smiled and asked, "Since Your Majesty is here, why don't you inspect the Ministry of Industry?" After the new Ministry of Industry was built, His Majesty came back for the first time, and a lot of divisions were added in the past few days, and he didn't have time to give His Majesty a fold, just His Majesty took a look, and it also saved the ministers from writing a fold. ”

"Let's see, then." Li Shimin walked towards the Gongbu Workshop, walked a few steps, suddenly remembered something, and said: "Not to mention that I almost forgot about it, I asked you to practice calligraphy a few months ago, where did you practice?" The last time I wrote that recital, I found three bachelors to translate it, what is the name of the word you wrote, why are there eight missing strokes in ten words? ”

"Uh......" Li Mu was a little embarrassed, he couldn't explain to Li Shimin, in the new dynasty 1,500 years later, Emperor Taizu asked to simplify the font, but now it's still the Tang Dynasty!

Helpless, I had to admit this pot, lowered my eyebrows and said: "When the minister is free, I must practice my words well." ”

Li Shimin said sternly: "It's all quibbles to say that you don't have time." How much time can I spend practicing one word a day? When Wang Xizhi practiced calligraphy, that is, when he was eating, he had to put the bookcase next to him, you can pour it well, it is just an excuse. ”

"Your Majesty, the minister is not Wang Xizhi-"

"I don't expect you to become Wang Xizhi, but a dignified minister from the third grade, you can't even understand a word, right? Is it a joke or not? Thanks to you, you still debated the "Analects" with Kong Aiqing eloquently, and the words can be written incorrectly! ”

Li Muxin said that something seems to be wrong, why is this not over yet? Could it be that what happened today made the boss unhappy and turned on the mode of finding faults?

Li Mu glanced at Grandpa Gao, who nodded, affirming what he thought.

No, you can't be this punching bag, you have to think of a way later, even if you know what is going on, you can't be blinded. Until then, it's better to stabilize and don't set the explosives bag on fire.

Li Mu admitted his mistake again and said: "Your Majesty is very right, from today onwards, the minister will copy His Majesty's notebook every day. ”

"Nonsense, you have my copybook?"

"Uh...... "Li Mu is also a temperamental person, I'm so low-profile, why aren't you finished yet?" Could it be that in response to that lyric, I have overdone the freedom I gave you?

Li Mu took a deep breath, suppressed his anger, and said, "The minister's family has a holy decree written by His Majesty, and the minister can copy the holy decree." ”

"You still want to copy my holy decree?" Li Shimin finally waited for Li Mu's mistake, and a look of joy appeared on his face, and he was furious: "Li Mu, do you kid want to rebel?" ”

“……”

Who can withstand this, it's too difficult to serve!

Li Mu's temper also came up, and said: "If Your Majesty has to find fault like this, the minister will not do anything, go home and practice calligraphy!" Saying that, he turned around and was about to leave, Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help laughing, and shouted: "You stop me!" ”

"Don't stand, I want to go home to practice calligraphy, all of a sudden, obsessed with calligraphy, determined to practice Wang Xizhi, so he won't leave the house. Your Majesty rest assured, you will never let Your Majesty down! ”

Li Shimin also knew that it was his own fault, and deliberately looked for Li Mu's stubble, seeing that there were no steps to go down, he could only find the steps by himself, and said: "Okay, what kind of crazy are you talking about!" Come back quickly, I still have to inspect the Ministry of Industry. ”

Li Mu stood still, looked back at Li Shimin, and said, "Then Your Majesty has to tell me first, where did you get angry today, and the minister must know, otherwise it will become Your Majesty's punching bag again later." ”

"Alas!" Li Shimin sighed, told Li Mu about the scene in the Taiji Palace, and said, "I entrusted them with big things, but they all only think about the face of the Heavenly Empire, heh!" Yes, just like those errand soldiers, face is more important than anything else. They may have forgotten the truth that the hearts of those who are not of my race must be different, so how can they make me not angry? ”

Saying that, Li Shimin squinted at Li Mu and said: "I am in a depressed mood, I can only find you to be angry, you still don't give me this face, and you will be embarrassed when you say two sentences, it's really annoying!" ”