"Cousin, why did you come back so late today? Why is it still full of alcohol, no, and the smell of rouge and gouache on a woman, where are you fooling around? ”

Yun Xiaoxi, who ran over excitedly with a tray, originally wanted his cousin to drink the 'soothing tea' he had carefully prepared, but suddenly found that Liu Dashao was full of alcohol, mixed with the fragrance of the woman's body, and his pretty face changed!

put down the tray in his hand, pinched Liu's waist with both hands, and questioned Liu Dashao with the same momentum as a little housekeeper!

It's so hateful, the rice that my aunt and grandmother haven't cooked has allowed other women other than a few cousins and sisters-in-law to get the first hand, how can this be.

In case you cook your cousin badly, won't your aunt and grandmother marry the crown prince as a concubine?

My cousin-in-law can bear it, and the creek can't bear it! How can we be careless and negligent about the lifeblood of my aunt and grandmother's future life!

"Oops!"

Yun Xiaoxi covered her forehead pitifully, and glared at Liu Dashao angrily: "Stinky cousin, why are you beating me?" ”

Liu Da Shao happily looked at the bulging Yun Xiaoxi: "Stinky girl, don't say cousin, I really didn't go out to fool around, even if I went, I should have asked your cousins to question me!" You're still going to stay where it's cool! ”

"You....... Can I ask a few sisters-in-law if it can't be? Stinky man, bad cousin, are you right cousin-in-law? ”

"Okay, okay, cousin, don't you know it's wrong? Belch... My cousin drank a little too much, is there any tea to sober up my cousin! ”

Yun Xiaoxi looked at Liu Dashao with a look of surprise on his face: "Yes, I have already prepared it for you!" ”

Hearing Liu Dashao ask if there was any tea, Yun Xiaoxi suddenly realized what the purpose of his visit was!

couldn't wait to turn around and pick up the teacup and hand it to Liu Dashao: "Cousin, quickly drink the soothing tea, this is the soothing tea carefully prepared by Xiaoxi, you must drink it all and let Xiaoxi boil........ Be happy! ”

"It's so good, you still know how to be intimate with Xiaoxi!"

After drinking, the cold wind blew, Liu Dashao had already felt that his mouth was dry, and he took Yun Xiaoxi's soothing tea without hesitation and swallowed it without hesitation!

"I've drunk it, I'm satisfied, I'm happy!"

Yun Xiaoxi took the teacup, poured the teacup with a smile and a small mouth, and cheered!

"Cousin, you wait for me here first, I'll make the bed, I'll pick you up in a quarter of an hour, don't run around!"

"No need, cousin just go back to his room to rest, you don't have to worry about it!"

Yun Xiaoxi happily waved his hand at Liu Dashao: "No, Xiaoxi must take care of you today, don't talk anymore, it's too late in more than a quarter of an hour, you must wait for me to pick you up!" ”

Liu Dashao looked at Yun Xiaoxi's excited appearance of jumping three steps at a time, shook his head helplessly and leaned lazily on the Tingzhu.

"Why is Xiaoxi so strange this time!"

The breeze came slowly, and the surface of the lake set off layers of water waves.

Liu Dashao struggled uncomfortably for a while, and hurriedly got up and fell on the fence by the lake and vomited!

Tea mixed with alcohol, and a little appetizer was all gone!

Liu Mingzhi lay on the fence for a while, and after spitting out the wine, his eyes were much clearer!

Rubbing his sour eyes, Liu Mingzhi walked towards the edge of the artificial lake at home, and the lake in the house was connected to the moat outside the city with a pipe, and the lake water was clean and clear!

Running water does not rot and the hub does not beetle.

Picking up the lake water and washing the filth from the corners of his mouth, Liu Mingzhi stretched his waist and walked towards Qi Yun's courtyard!

"Cousin, what are you going to do? How did you leave after you waited for me? ”

Liu Dashao had just walked across the small bridge over the lake, and Yun Xiaoxi hurriedly ran over and hugged Liu Dashao's arm in his arms!

glared at Liu Dashao angrily, obviously his cousin's disobedient behavior made Xiaoxi very angry!

How can the rice that I have worked so hard to cook be cheaper than my cousin-in-law?

"Cousin went to your cousin-in-law and said that it was not okay to talk?"

"No, the brook has already made the bed, now you must come with me!"

"Okay, it's rare that you have a heart, my cousin is sober now, I can do it myself, I don't need you to take care of it!"

"No, you have to follow me!"

Afraid that his cousin would go to his cousin-in-law Qi Yun, Yun Xiaoxi couldn't help but pull Liu Dashao towards the wing room in his courtyard!

Soon, when he was about to cook his cousin's raw rice, Yun Xiaoxi was overjoyed, with an unspeakable smile on his face.

Finally, I don't have to marry the prince, Xiaoxi doesn't want to be the master of the harem in the world!

How many queens in the drama were calculated by those concubines in every possible way, what is good about such a day, Xiaoxi resolutely does not go!

"Cousin, let's sit down and have a cup of tea first!"

Liu Dashao looked at the 'willful' Yun Xiaoxi, shook his head helplessly, and consciously poured himself a cup of tea with a pot and tasted it!

Yun Xiaoxi stared closely at Liu Dashao, who was drinking tea, what was going on? Why doesn't my cousin look like he's in a hurry to cook at all?

Didn't the person who sold the medicine say that after drinking the medicine for a quarter of an hour, he would look confused and his eyes would be red?

Could it be that I was in too much of a hurry and miscalculated, and a quarter of an hour has not yet arrived? The effect hasn't come up yet?

Yun Xiaoxi muttered and looked at Liu Dashao, and secretly closed the door while his cousin was not paying attention, his eyes kept staring at his cousin and he was reluctant to leave!

For a quarter of an hour, Yun Xiaoxi hesitated!

In two quarters of an hour, Yun Xiaoxi paced up with his chin in his hands!

Three quarters of an hour, Yun Xiaoxi's pretty face was depressed, and she looked a little impatient!

Half an hour passed, Yun Xiaoxi put his hands around his chest, and his pretty face was worried, and he looked at Liu Dashao, who was staring at him curiously, and bit his silver teeth lightly!

"His mother, she dared to sell fake medicine to her aunt and grandmother, it's been half an hour, and my cousin doesn't have the reaction to want to cook, what is this not fake medicine?"

Yun Xiaoxi greeted everyone on the genealogy of the person who sold medicine in his heart, and stomped his feet in shame.

Raising his hand, he pulled Liu Dashao, who was already awake, and walked towards the door: "Cousin, you go back first, I bought a new medicine in two days...... Tonics and then make soothing tea! ”

Liu Mingzhi leaned on the edge of the door and looked at Yun Xiaoxi with a whimsical look!

"Xiaoxi, do you have something to say to your cousin? Why do I think you're so weird? If you have any problems that are inconvenient for your daughter's family to talk to me and feel inappropriate, you can ask a few of your cousins or aunts! ”

"If you are sick, you can't delay, timely treatment is!"

"You're the only one who has a problem, your whole family has a problem, I won't tell you, I'll go back to sleep first!"

Before the rice was halfway through the cooking and the middle road reversed, Yun Xiaoxi pushed Liu Dashao out of the door in shame, and closed the door with a gloomy face!

"Stinky Jianghu Langzhong, what do you say that the cow and horse can't stand it after drinking a pack, let alone being excited for a day and a night, my cousin has drunk three packs and nothing at all, my aunt and grandmother have to smash the stall for you!"

Yun Xiaoxi had to be glad that Liu Dashao spit out all the tea he drank because of the wine!

Otherwise, the two of them have to die to the last one, and the cousins may both return to the West!

Either Liu Dashao xx died, or Yun Xiaoxi died of exhaustion, three packs, terrible, this is going to cook raw rice and mature rice, I'm afraid that if it is not to be cooked into gruel, it will have to be boiled at the bottom of the pot!

"Could it be that one is here, otherwise how can it be so capricious, it seems that I can't contact the creek these days, the girls in the menstrual period are comparable to jackals and beasts, and my life will be in danger!"

Liu Dashao, who was muttering, had just arrived in his courtyard and was held in his arms by a beautiful shadow!

"Boom........ Little Wrongdoer Woo Woo Woo...... Sister, I'm sorry for you. Is the creek thing involving you? Otherwise, how could Your Majesty be so good and degrading you to the northern frontier? ”