More than a dozen tomatoes went down to the stomach, which made Lao Kong feel a lot more comfortable. At least the problem of hunger has been solved, but the problem in front of me has come again, how to get up? The chair was in front of me, and it felt so far away, and my bulky legs had become the biggest pain point in my heart.

1. See acquaintances again

Lao Kong tried his best to adjust his sitting posture, leaned on the pillar by the tomatoes, and patiently waited for Liu Ruxue's arrival. The waiting time was also long, and before I knew it, I began to get confused again.

Just when Lao Kong was confused, he vaguely felt that there were two more figures next to him, and he looked at it.

"Nima, it's you two again", Lao Kong shouted

"Hey, this looks familiar," said the black-faced guy

"It's a little familiar," the white-faced guy repeated

"You two mentally retarded, can you not treat me as air", Lao Kong called

"Who do you say is mentally retarded? If you can see me, it means that you are also a person with fast braids," said the black-faced guy

"Nima's, black and white impermanence, don't talk to Lao Tzu, Hades Lao'er has said, Lao Tzu's longevity is not over", Lao Kong said

"I'll go, this product actually knows the two of us, it seems that I have indeed seen it", Bai Wuchang said

"That's not right, the people who have seen the two of us have basically been locked in the underworld by the two brothers, why is this still here? Could it be that it was leaked? Black Impermanence said

"What did the grandson say? Lao Tzu just came back from the underworld not long ago, your two memories won't be so bad, right? Lao Kong said, seeing the bewilderment of these two goods, he probably forgot about himself

"Boy, don't be arrogant, our brothers are angry, but it's terrible, even I'm afraid that I'll be angry," Hei Wuchang said

"That is, if we get angry, the consequences will be very serious," Bai Wuchang repeated

"I'll go to your uncle, Lao Tzu is afraid of your ball, there is a kind of you to hook Lao Tzu, a kidney deficiency, a guy who digs out pot ashes", Lao Kong said

"Boy, who do you say has kidney deficiency?" Bai Wuchang called

"Just say what about you, how do you drop?" Lao Kong called

"You owe it to clean up, do you?" said Black Impermanence

"You clean me up, you two are my grandsons", Lao Kong called

"Big brother, I remember, this grandson scolded us before," Bai Wuchang said

"I also think that this grandson's surname seems to be Kong," Hei Wuchang said

"Alas, my grandson finally remembered Lao Tzu's name, right?" said Lao Kong with a smile

"Nima's, you're great if you go around the underworld, aren't you?" Black Impermanence said

"Big brother, he seems to be really great now, I heard that he worshiped Lao Niu's second goods, that goods are brainless two stunned, we can't afford to provoke them", Bai Wuchang said

"It's great to have a relative in the underworld? It must be sharpened when it is time to cut, otherwise our black and white impermanence will be gone", black impermanence called

"Wait, who are you talking to?" Black Impermanence said

"Hades's own brother, Lao Niu's two goods," Bai Wuchang said

"Hehe, Lao Tzu tells you, not only my brother Niu is in the underworld, but also my sister Meng Po", Lao Kong said in a sneering voice, it depends on the relationship where I go these days, it doesn't matter if I don't have connections, I will be angry wherever I go.

"I really can't afford to mess with this," Hei Wuchang whispered

"Since you've returned to the present world, why don't you sleep at home, why do you come out for a walk at this point?" Black Impermanence said with a dark face

"You think I want to, I can't get up after I fall," Lao Kong said

"That's all you have, if you fall, you'll burp," Bai Wuchang said

"Who do you say hiccup? Lao Tzu originally had broken legs and was recuperating from his injuries, and it was normal for him to fall, and it had something to do with burps? Lao Kong called

"How can you see us without braids?" Black Impermanence said

"How do I know? Anyway, I don't have braids," Lao Kong said

But what he said is also right, if I am not dead, how can I see him two? It must not be a good sign to meet these two people, these two people are simply the existence of the plague god.

2, don't hook my sister Liu

Black and white impermanence is also confused, but every time I see Lao Kong, I am also very unhappy when I am scolded by this grandson.

"Can you kid accumulate some virtue in the future, don't scold us for kidney deficiency and black face when we meet, anyway, we are also the two gods of the underworld", Bai Wuchang said

"I didn't think about quarreling with you at all this time, you don't have a long memory and forgot Lao Tzu, why don't I scold you and scold anyone", Lao Kong said

"Okay, okay, I remember you, be polite next time we meet", Hei Wuchang said, I've never seen such a fucked guy.

"How is my brother Niu doing in the underworld now?" Lao Kong asked

"You don't have to worry about the two goods having a bad time, the red man in front of the king of Hades, can you have a bad life?" Bai Wuchang said

"It looks like you two have an opinion about him," Lao Kong said

"Alas, brothers can't talk nonsense, we're all colleagues, what opinions can we have?" Black Impermanence said

"Then why are you two here with me?" Lao Kong asked

"What can we do, we must be working when we come, we are born to work hard," Bai Wuchang said

"Well, I wonder, why do you pass by every time you come out to work, what about me?" Lao Kong asked, plus this time, we have met in the same place three times, this is a bit too coincidental, right? Don't?

"Who are you hooking today? Male or female? Lao Kong asked solemnly

"Well, it has nothing to do with you, it's just a coincidence that I met you," said Hei Wuchang

"Coincidentally, your sister, we've met three times in this place," Lao Kong said

"Three times? How can it be? Bai Wuchang said

"You want to scold again, don't you? Hurry up and tell Lao Tzu if he is a man or a woman? Lao Kong said

"Why should I tell you? It's our job, keep it secret," said Black Impermanence impatiently

"Let me tell you two, the mistress of this house, you can't fucking hook, this is the woman that Lao Tzu has a crush on", Lao Kong said

"Why can't we tick? You're not Hades? Black Impermanence said

"That's it, why should I listen to you," Bai Wuchang said

"I'll tell you, Hades and his brother are my eldest brother, don't tell me, I'll go to the underworld later, and find my eldest brother and sister to settle accounts with you," Lao Kong said

"Cut, I'm afraid of you with a hammer, it's Hades' order that we hook people, and what can his brother do with us", Hei Wuchang said

"I'll go, you two won't give me face, won't you?" Lao Kong said

"Big brother, I beg you, tell me, okay", Lao Kong rushed up and hugged Bai Wuchang and said with a sad face

"It's okay if we don't do this a long time ago, we don't like to see your domineering appearance", Hei Wuchang said with a smile, looking at Lao Kong's pitiful appearance, his heart blossomed.

"Big brother, look at his pitiful appearance, let's tell him", Bai Wuchang said

"Okay, okay, tell him," said Black Impermanence

"You're in a hurry to kill me, whether it's a man or a woman," Lao Kong called

"Man," Bai Wuchang said

"Oh mom, I was scared to death, I thought it was my sister Liu", Lao Kong said

"Sister Liu? When did you have an extra sister, didn't you hear you say that you were alone? Bai Wuchang said

"I can't say this sentence clearly, when I go to the underworld next time, I'll talk to you well," Lao Kong said

"Okay, I won't talk to you anymore, I have to go to work", Hei Wuchang said, hooking the soul and asking for his life, it is all timely, and he can't delay his errand because of this goods.

Lao Kong looked at the departing figures of the two and breathed a long sigh of relief...