Chapter 44: Don't spread the word, the washboard is broken
What's the first thing you do when you buy new clothes?
There is no doubt that I have to do the laundry.
However, Sanbai and the warrior monks, in order to prove that these clothes were not bad, decided to change their clothes on the spot and wear them directly home.
It's the middle of July, and the weather is at its hottest of the year.
And Mao Sanbai is a person who is more prone to sweating.
Don't ask why it's easy to sweat, a fat man of more than 200 pounds is not easy to sweat, right?
Basically, in July and August every year, as soon as Mao Sanbai goes out, the sweat is as if he doesn't need money.
And the weather was extremely hot on this day, and when I got home, Mao Sanbai was basically the same as when he just came out of the pool.
As soon as he got home, Mao Sanbai felt uncomfortable all over. At first, he thought it was because he was sweating and his clothes were sticking to his body, so he felt uncomfortable, so he said to Chen Linlin.
"Linlin, it's too hot this weather, and the clothes are all wet and sticking to your body and it's uncomfortable!"
At first, Chen Linlin didn't pay attention, after all, it was dark outside, and everyone couldn't see anything on the way back.
But as soon as she got home, Chen Linlin turned her head and looked at it, and suddenly breathed a sigh.
"Damn, big brother, are you wearing this stuff crop top?"
After Chen Linlin finished speaking, Mao Sanbai was stunned for a moment, then looked down at his upper body, and was surprised to find that the one on his body was no longer a short-sleeved shirt, but a crop top.
Chen Linlin's words also attracted the warrior monk and Liu Wenjun.
The two subconsciously looked at Mao Sanbai, and when they saw it, the warrior monk immediately laughed.
"Hahaha, three hundred, are you wearing a belly pocket?"
After the warrior monk finished speaking, Liu Wenjun also laughed.
And Mao Sanbai's face was full of embarrassment at this time, to be honest, there was nothing more embarrassing than at this time.
Just when Mao Sanbai was extremely embarrassed, the warrior monk took off his clothes and shook his clothes in front of Mao Sanbai.
"It's still the one I picked, you see it doesn't shrink, hahahaha!" The warrior monk smiled presumptuously.
The warrior monk's laughter had not yet dissipated, but he saw Liu Wenjun looking at the warrior monk with a disgusted expression and said, "Hehe, what is funny about you?" Yours really doesn't shrink, but the problem is that your clothes are faded, do you see what you've become now, the Hulk in Marvel? ”
As soon as Liu Wenjun said, the warrior monk looked down, but he was stunned at that time.
Yes, his clothes are really good, they haven't shrunk, but his clothes are faded.
Now he has a green upper body, and he really looks like the Hulk.
……
Well, the first restocking ended in such a state.
For this purchase, Mao Sanbai doesn't know whether this is good or bad, but he always feels bad about buying goods in Shanghai. Just look at the fading and shrinking of this special dress.
Shanghai Qipu Road purchase or forget it.
But if you think about it, how good do you want it to be for a 50 dollar dress?
The next day is Sunday.
On Sunday, neither Liu Wenjun nor the warrior monk accompanied Mao Sanbai and Chen Linlin to Hangzhou to buy goods.
The reason is very simple, although the warrior monk wanted to go very much, but Liu Wenjun didn't let him, after all, for the couple at present, the most important thing at present is to quickly adjust the taste of milk tea.
The bubble tea shop is imminent, and they don't have that much time to waste.
Since Hangzhou has gone, Mao Sanbai and Chen Linlin do not plan to come back empty-handed.
After all, the goods in the store have been almost cleared, and I must bring some goods back this week, so this time I go to Hangzhou, no matter whether the goods are good or bad, I must buy some.
But then again, it's safe to find something you like in such a large wholesale market.
However, in Mao Sanbai's view, the quality of the clothes is only a small problem, and the real question is whether the price is cheap enough.
When it comes to the purchase price, this is the topic of large quantities.
Why are big brands more profitable than small stores? Isn't it because they have a lot of money, a lot of goods, and a cheap price?
Business is like this, the big capital can get the goods at a lower price, and if you get the goods with a low purchase price, he can sell them cheaper than others, in this case, it is naturally difficult for self-employed people to fight with large companies.
Therefore, Mao Sanbai insisted that the most important thing should be the price of the purchase.
There is not much to say about the place where Hangzhou buys Mao 300, anyway, there are only a few, you can check it on the Internet, as for which stores can be purchased inside, it is a matter of personal taste.
There is also the price, in fact, as long as you buy enough at one time, these are all negotiable.
On the way to Hangzhou, Mao Sanbai subconsciously posted a circle of friends. There's no way, he rarely goes out now, it's rare to go out once, and he has to post a circle of friends to show off.
However, just when Mao Sanbai sent a circle of friends, he suddenly found a problem.
"Wife, why do you say that so many girls' circle of friends show that they can only be viewed for three days."
As soon as Mao Sanbai finished speaking, he found that Chen Linlin's face changed.
That look, this is to eat people!
Mao Sanbai hurriedly explained: "Don't get me wrong, I'm talking about Liu Wenjun." ”
Mao 301 explained, and Chen Linlin's face softened a little.
"It's a regular topic, and there are quite a few of them in my circle of friends. But I think it's because they don't think they're pretty enough. ”
After Chen Linlin finished speaking, Mao Sanbai was stunned for a moment, not beautiful enough, then why are you still posting on Moments?
Your hair has been sent out, what does this have to do with whether you are beautiful or not?
Why do you only let people watch you for three days and make others think you are more beautiful?
At this time, Chen Linlin continued: "Can you guarantee that each of your P pictures is exactly the same?" ”
Mao Sanbai's breath was suffocated, and he suddenly felt as if he had discovered some terrible truth.
The circle of friends only watched it for three days, and it is entirely possible that it was because of the P picture, and P and P distorted themselves.
Forget it for three days, if you put it for half a year, you pull it down, good guy, look at it horizontally as a peak on the side of the ridge, and the height is different from far and near.
The first one is Fan Bingbing, and the last one is Liu Yifei. Although it feels pretty good, it's hard to guarantee that you won't feel that it's not a stolen number!
And at this time, Mao Sanbai suddenly discovered that it was good to have a girlfriend like Chen Linlin.
People with good looks don't need p pictures, so they naturally don't have to care about the number of days in the circle of friends.
Of course, it may also be because Chen Linlin doesn't know how to set it up, after all, this person is an electronic idiot, hahahahaha.
Okay, please don't spread these words around, the washboard has been broken on your knees.