After Sister-in-law Tian finished speaking, Mao Sanbai thought about it carefully, and then found that this was not right.

Even if Lao Tian gets into the green belt, it won't become what it is now, this green belt is not a relic, is he Tian lying in a bandage?

After Sanbai raised her question, Sister-in-law Tian looked at Mao Sanbai with a helpless expression, and then completely retold yesterday's events.

After listening to the process, Mao Sanbai and the warrior monk knew that Lao Tian might have drunk too much and hurt his brain, or that the wine was really bad.

The process of this matter is like this, after Lao Tian said that he was going to the green belt, Tian's sister-in-law did not stop him. has been a husband and wife for so many years, and Sister-in-law Tian also knows that Lao Tian's wine is not very good.

However, in order to prevent accidents, Tian's sister-in-law still followed Lao Tian, but Lao Tian went downstairs and saw the green belt of the community, and suddenly yelled at danger, and then flew into the green belt.

Well, flying into the green belt is not the point, the point is in the green belt, and there happened to be a dog lying on his stomach at the time.

When this Lao Tian jumped into the green belt, he was so dead that he pressed directly on other people's dogs, this dog slept well at night, and was pressed by someone in a daze, which can let you go! Not to mention a wild dog.

Later, the wild dog called a group of wild dogs and bit Lao Tian like that.

But then again, it's not entirely without benefits.

The main reason is that those wild dogs are very well-behaved and never hurt people, so a group of dog lovers have been preventing the community property from catching dogs.

But now it is different, Lao Tian has single-handedly helped the community property to implement the dog catching plan.

Having said that, many people in society now say that they are cat slaves, dog slaves and the like.

In fact, Mao Sanbai can also understand this behavior of protecting animals, Mao Sanbai has always felt that as long as the situation allows, we can protect animals.

But what some people say, Mao Sanbai can't understand. For example, human beings are disasters, human beings are pests, human beings are viruses on the earth, and human beings should be completely destroyed by the earth.

Sometimes Mao Sanbai thinks that these people talk like snake spirits, and you yourself are not human, right? According to your logic, why don't you go back and take your parents first, and then say this?

Everyone is a selfish, absolutely selfless saint, Mao Sanbai feels that there is no such thing in this world. Because the absolutely selfless person died a long time ago, how can you still see it?

……

Lao Tian was resting at home, so in the swimming area, Mao Sanbai and the warrior monks could only practice by themselves.

But fortunately, the two of them do have a swimming foundation, and with the previous training of the army, at least this physical fitness still has some strength.

On the third day that Lao Tian lay at home, Mao Sanbai went to take a bath with the warrior monk after swimming, don't ask why he took a bath together. Even in the Huating, the bathroom in the dressing room is open-plan.

Washing and washing, the warrior monk suddenly said to Mao Sanbai next door: "Three hundred, I think the water in our swimming pool is a little problematic, I don't know if the content of this bleaching powder is too high, I feel dry after every swim." ”

Listening to the words of the warrior monk, Mao Sanbai was a little dazed, big brother, did you come to swim or drink water?

The amount of disinfectant in this water is not excessive, in fact, it has nothing to do with you.

However, after Mao Sanbai recalled the warrior monk's swimming posture, he found that it seemed that it was normal for the warrior monk to say this.

When a normal person swims, he exhales through his nose and inhales through his mouth, while the posture of a warrior monk is to breathe with his mouth and exhale with his mouth. In this case, it is easy for the warrior monk to suck the water in.

The two of them traveled for several hours, and for such a long time, God knows how much water the warrior monk drank, so it was absolutely normal for the warrior monk to have a dry mouth.

However, this is the posture that the warrior monk is accustomed to, and he may not be able to change it for a while, so Mao Sanbai can only say to the warrior monk: "If it doesn't work, you can go and drink some water later." ”

However, as soon as Mao Sanbai finished speaking, the warrior monk spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm directly on the ground.

Listening to this voice, although he didn't see it, Mao Sanbai was still extremely disgusted.

"Big brother, can you stop spitting here, can you spit in the trash can? This bath is not disgusting. ”

The warrior monk in the shower said disapprerovingly: "There is water here, and the phlegm is directly flushed down the sewer, what's disgusting?" ”

"Hehe, just your phlegm, aren't you afraid of blocking the sewer?" Mao Sanbai sneered.

Warrior Monk: "......."

Made, I'm spitting phlegm, isn't it 502, okay!

However, just when the warrior monk wanted to complain about Mao Sanbai, Mao Sanbai said: "In addition, what if you step on it yourself and fall?" ”

As soon as Mao Sanbai finished speaking, his head was covered by a white towel.

Just when Mao Sanbai was confused about where this white towel came from? He heard a bang in the next compartment.

Mao Sanbai was startled, and hurriedly ran to the next door, only to see the warrior monk lying on the ground with a painful face.

"Warrior monk, you ......."

"You've opened your mouth! Made, shut up and stop talking! Oh, my waist! ”

……..

You may be very puzzled, how did Mao Sanbai and the warrior monk enter such a hotel with a lot of crooked nuts, and their English is quite average.

In fact, Huating still attaches great importance to English.

In the past, I couldn't speak English, and I couldn't enter Huating at all.

However, with the changes of the times, this item is no longer very important.

In addition, we have also found some workarounds, for example, there are some fixed formulas in English now, as long as you learn these formulas, you can basically meet the basic conversation.

However, a department still needs a few people who are good at English, after all, there will always be some foreigners who ask some questions that are beyond the outline.

However, Mao Sanbai doesn't need to worry about these things, after all, in the fitness center, Manager Song and Manager Fu's English are very good.

Because of this, Mao Sanbai only needs to know some basic English.

However, when it came to the warrior monk, it became very troublesome.

The warrior monk is almost a learning idiot, let alone English, he can't even speak Chinese.

At this time, you want him to learn English, what is the difference between that and asking him to die?

On this day, after the warrior monk was dizzy by English again, he had to look at Mao Sanbai.

"Brother, with your level of English, how do you communicate with foreigners?"

Looking at the warrior monk, Mao Sanbai smiled mysteriously, and then lowered his voice and whispered: "Actually, Manager Song, they give you a lot of sentences, you don't need to care too much, you just need to know a few simple sentences." ”

When the warrior monk heard this, he became interested, and hurriedly came to Mao Sanbai's side and said excitedly: "What are those words?" You tell me. ”

"A meal."

"Deal!"