Chapter 0062 Throwing hydrangeas on the high platform
"Miss Yu doesn't like to be taller and taller than her, she likes a small and handsome son, and it is good to let her hold and play with her easily!"
"Huh? This...... What's the taste? Isn't it ...... What's changing? ”
"You don't care what you change, people like to play with men, it depends on whether there are any men who are happy!"
At this time, there are really few people in the audience, no more than ten, of course, they are all tall and round.
Yun Xiaoshui looked at Miss Yu on the stage, then looked at the dozen or so young men waiting to grab the hydrangea in the audience, and then recalled the dowry of Miss Yu who recalled "a carriage of gold and a carriage of jade", frowned, shook her head, and said to herself: "The man who is looking for her to abuse is perverted!" ”
As if he was helpless to smash his mouth, Tima wanted to leave.
When Frost saw that Yun Xiaoshui wanted to leave, she was suddenly happy in her heart, and instead of whipping her own mount, she went to whip Yun Xiaoshui's horse. Yun Xiaoshui's horse had not yet turned around, and his buttocks hurt, and his body jumped forward, just hitting the thick rope net.
The injuries of the people and horses were not injured, but the horse's head and horse forward kicks were stretched into the rope net, and Yun Xiaoshui's head and face also happened to be stretched into the rope net, and his shoulders were blocked by the mesh, and one person and one horse knocked the rope net into a dent.
The frost and flash of light were stunned, this accident appeared too bizarre and too sudden. Before the four guards jumped off their horses to pull the clouds and small water, with a series of silver bell-like laughter of "Giggles......" came, "Whew-" "Poof! A red light flew immediately after the sound.
It happened to hit Yun Xiaoshui's head, and it happened to be stuck in the mesh on the top of Yun Xiaoshui's head, and as the rope net shook twice, the red ball gently knocked on Yun Xiaoshui's head twice, soft and soft, like a girl's little hand scratching people's hair.
"Huh? Master, it's the hydrangea that smashed you! Gu Yue shouted in a shrill voice, and the people around him exploded in an instant. Especially the dozen or so tall young men who were waiting to grab the hydrangea, when they heard this, they immediately blew up the camp and ran towards Yun Xiaoshui like crazy.
"What do they want to do?" The janitor asked. The person in charge of registration next to him replied: "Grab the hydrangea!" Still ask? ”
"Giggle...... Surround that Lang Jun who drilled the mesh for Miss Ben, and no one should come near him! ”
The laughter like a silver bell was followed by a loud command, the laughter was beautiful, and the command was majestic.
After a chaotic footstep, two teams of black-clothed warriors ran from under the ring, each holding a wooden stick, each with fifteen people, one team directly surrounded Yun Xiaoshui and the hydrangea on his head in a semicircle, and the other team ran out, and the semicircle surrounded Yun Xiaoshui, his four guards, and five horses.
It turned out that when Yun Xiaoshui accidentally planted himself in the rope net, he was seen by Yu Mingzhu on the high platform as real, and while laughing "gurgling", he grabbed the hydrangea from the maid's hand and threw it at Yun Xiaoshui vigorously.
Because she had enough strength and used the technique of throwing darts, she hit the hydrangea on Yun Xiaoshui's head with great precision.
After a while, Yu Mingzhu flew down from the high platform with four maids and walked over. The way Miss Yu walked made Yun Xiaoshui look confused for a while, she thought that her two-hundred-pound body would ram the ground when she landed, and then she could step on the pit when she walked, and she would definitely "knock knock" on the mountain.
Unexpectedly, falling down like fluttering dead leaves, walking like the wind swinging willows, not only not from the mountains and the sea, but gently floating over, giving people the feeling of a spring breeze.
"Giggle...... It's up to you, little white face, little sweetheart, Miss Ben likes it! Coming to Yun Xiaoshui's face, he stretched out his jade finger and pointed at Yun Xiaoshui through the thick rope net and said.
At this time, Yun Xiaoshui had been rescued by the frost them, and the rope net had basically returned to its original state, Yun Xiaoshui was standing in the middle of the four guards, and five horses were behind the five of them.
When she heard Miss Yu speak, Yun Xiaoshui and the five of them stood facing the inside of the rope net, and Bingshuang reached out to pick up the hydrangea that fell on the outside of the rope net, Yun Xiaoshui's feet, Yun Xiaoshui didn't let her see it, and the hydrangea was lying on the ground in front of his toes.
"We didn't sign up to go inside to grab the hydrangea, so why didn't we go?" Yun Xiaoshui asked deliberately and lightly. Frost, the four guards guarded Yun Xiaoshui with a little indifference.
"Giggle...... Didn't sign up? Then go make it up! ”
"We didn't want to grab the hydrangea!"
"Oh? Then let me ask you, whose head did Miss Ben hit with the hydrangea she thrown? ”
"I ...... It's mine! But I didn't go into the garden! ”
"Did the hydrangea hit you inside the rope net, or did it hit you outside?"
"Inside!"
"Isn't that the end of it? Your body didn't go in, your head went in! Being hit by a hydrangea in the garden counts, Miss Ben doesn't rely on you, does she? ”
"Me? I didn't sign up, it doesn't count! Grabbing hydrangea is the second level, I haven't passed the first level, how can I get to the second level? ”
"Miss Ben just said that she signed up to grab the hydrangea, when did she say that you can pass the second level after passing the first level? There is no precedence. ”
"Then I didn't grab the hydrangea either? It was the hydrangea that smashed me! ”
"If you don't put your head over the net, can the hydrangea fly over the net and hit you?"
"This ...... You? I can't write, I don't sign up! ”
"Giggle...... You really can't write? ”
"Really!"
"Giggle...... You can even write the words of heaven and heaven, but you can't write the words of the world? Prodigy Craftsman Little Adult! To whom do you say and to whom do you believe? ”
Just when Yun Xiaoshui and Yu Mingzhu were entangled in words, a middle-aged man came from under the ring, laughed, said loudly, and walked towards Yun Xiaoshui.
He also recognized the person from a distance through the rope net, and Yun Xiaoshui blurted out: "Middle-aged Fangshi, Yu Zhong?" How are you? ”
"Why can't it be me? Did the little adult of the prodigy craftsman fall in love with our young lady, or did he fall in love with our young lady's dowry? Or is it both? Let's be honest! ”
"You? It turned out to be a ...... A conspiracy against me! ”
"No, no! Not a conspiracy! However, it's against your master craftsman......
"Whew-whew-" "Boom! Boom! From outside the half-circle of black-clothed warriors surrounding Yun Xiaoshui, two young men suddenly leaped in, wearing military uniforms, bronze swords, and carrying curved bows and quivers.
The people of the Yu family who were surrounded outside wanted to move but didn't move, and it is estimated that they also thought that even if they were all fifteen of them, they might not be the opponents of these people around Yun Xiaoshui.
The two of them rushed to Yun Xiaoshui and saluted together: "Master Craftsman! Please forgive your sins! The subordinate is one step late! On the orders of the captain, I came to explain to the lord that the middle-aged Fang Shi who stopped the horse on the road was the shopkeeper of the caravan! ”
Yun Xiaoshui pointed to the two of them to look inside and said, "Alas! See if it's him? Why not say it sooner? ”
The two of them said with a little panic: "Captain, it was too late for them to remember, and it took time for the two of us to rush all the way...... So ......"
"Hahaha...... Prodigy Craftsman Little Adult! No wonder your subordinates, no wonder you! If you want to blame, you can only blame you for meeting the criteria for choosing a son-in-law for our young lady! Please rest assured to be the east bed of the eldest man! ”
"I don't know martial arts! If you can't beat Miss Yu, you won't be her husband! Yun Xiaoshui's words made Yu Mingzhu stunned, but Yu Zhong reacted quickly and said: "Our young lady can deliberately lose to you, as soon as you raise your hand, she will fall to the ground, you won't even raise your hands and feet, right?" Hahaha...... My little aunt who is a craftsman! ”