Chapter 442: The Emperor's New Clothes
Boom Rumble......
Seeing that the iron door of the secret room slowly opened, Liu Luanwei hurriedly leaned forward with his shoulders flattering, and listened respectfully: "Did Lord Sun ask what ......happened?"
Who knew that halfway through the words, he saw Sun Shaozong's face coming out of it with a blue face, the ink Jiao swallowing cloud robe was sticky, and he didn't know what disgusting things were stained, in short, it was sour and unstoppable, and it was smoking.
"Your Excellency, what are you?"
"Bad luck, it's really bad luck!"
Sun Shaozong said indignantly: "The official was knocking on the side, forcing her to say nothing, who knew that this woman was too excited and suddenly vomited!" ”
As he spoke, he couldn't help retching a little, covered his nose and said angrily: "Liu Fucheng, is there any place around here where I can wash?" ”
When the little eunuchs heard this, they couldn't help but gloat a little.
"Yes, yes!"
Liu Luanwei didn't dare to slack off, endured the smoky breath, and said continuously: "There is a bath near here, and I will lead the adults over ......."
"There's no hurry."
Sun Shaozong waved his hand and said, "I'm tired that Liu Fucheng sent someone to call the official's coachman, so I can ask him to get some change of clothes." ”
Liu Luanwei naturally would not refuse this little matter, and hurriedly called a few maids from the vicinity, divided one to bring Zhang Cheng in, and the other few surrounded Sun Shaozong to the bath in the southwest corner of the back garden.
Although this bath is also quite beautifully decorated, I don't know what technique is used in the middle to make a small fountain, but compared to the wine pool and meat forest on the palace of Zhongshun Wangfu, it is still more than a step behind.
Sun Shaozong took off his official robe next to the bath, handed it over to the maids to scrub first, and waited for Zhang Cheng to arrive in a hurry, whispered a few words, and then went down to the pool to scrub himself.
Those maids also wanted to help, but at this juncture, how dare Sun Shaozong make extraneous branches, so he sternly refused one by one.
After soaking in the pool for about half an hour, it wasn't until Zhang Cheng sent over the spare official robe that Sun Shaozong was dressed again.
"Master Sun."
Almost at the same time that Sun Shaozong was packing up, Liu Luanwei also came out of nowhere, and said respectfully: "Do you continue to investigate the case next, or do you have ......dinner first?"
"Naturally, we will continue to investigate the case!"
Sun Shaozong touched the small porcelain vase in his sleeve, and said loudly: "Let's go, and then accompany me to try the Li family." ”
"Do you want to try the Li family?"
"How?"
Sun Shaozong's face sank, and he said unhappily: "Does this official look like someone who will give up halfway?" ”
"No, no, no!"
Liu Luanwei, as a guilty person, is now pointing to the people of the 'task force', can he say a few good words on the recital, at this time, seeing that Sun Shaozong is a little displeased, how dare he say anything?
Busy and led Sun Shaozong to the secret room.
This time, there was no need for Sun Shaozong to drive people out, and a few little eunuchs consciously avoided outside.
The filth that Li had spit out before had already been cleaned up at this time, and even his clothes had been changed into new ones, but there was still a smell of sour rot wafting in the air.
Seeing Sun Shaozong coming in from the outside again, Li's expression was extremely complicated, annoyed and ashamed......
But the most is still confused and confused.
Sun Shaozong smiled at her, stepped forward and took off the chewing head again.
"What the hell do you want to do?!"
This time, Li didn't care about swallowing his saliva, and immediately snorted, only squirting foam.
Sun Shaozong took half a step back, avoided those saliva, and said indifferently: "Didn't you say it?" I want you to live, and live well. ”
As he spoke, he took out a small porcelain bottle from his sleeve pocket, unscrewed the cork wrapped in red silk, and poured out a black pill the size of a peanut in front of Li.
Thinking about it, I felt that this thing was not easy to swallow, so I took half a cup of residual tea from the table, and brought it to Li's mouth with the pill, and said like a child: "Come, take this medicine first." ”
"This ...... What kind of medicine is this?! ”
Li shrunk his neck back and asked sharply, "What the hell do you want to do?!" ”
"It's not a big deal."
Sun Shaozong shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "It's just that it can give you a little bit of bargaining chips, and you can bargain in front of Your Majesty - if you are smart enough, maybe you can temporarily ensure that Prince Yizhong will not die." ”
That's a light thing to say, but where is Li willing to believe it?
was about to refute Sun Shaozong's absurd remarks, but he heard him say again: "Why, do you think that I dare to blatantly poison you?" Or would you rather delay until death like this than fight for Prince Yizhong? ”
Li was stunned.
After a long time, he slowly opened the cherry mouth and motioned for Sun Shaozong to feed the pill to himself.
Sun Shaozong was naturally not polite, and immediately put the pill into Li's mouth and poured her a few sips of tea.
Li Shi only felt that the pill was fishy and greasy, but he felt very nauseous when he took it, and if he didn't swallow it hard with the tea, it would be really difficult to swallow it in his stomach.
In this way, she still felt uncomfortable tightness in her throat and eyes, swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva in a row, and couldn't help but ask again: "Is this ...... What the hell is this thing? ”
"Emetics."
Sun Shaozong didn't hide it anymore this time.
"Emetics?"
"That's right, with this thing, I guarantee that you will retch constantly for two or three days, and vomit whatever you eat."
Sun Shaozong paused slightly when he said this, and said word by word: "It's like I'm pregnant!" ”
"You...... Are you crazy?! ”
Li Shi's eyes widened when he heard this, and he blurted out and questioned: "This kind of trick, don't say it's the imperial doctors, I'm afraid even those little eunuchs in charge of guarding can't hide it!" ”
"You just can't hide it."
Sun Shaozong took the opportunity to sit down in front of the square table and said, "If only a few people can see through this method, wouldn't I, as the initiator, be waiting to be killed and killed?" ”
Li Shi felt that he was facing an unreasonable madman, and he couldn't help but laugh and said, "Since you know that this trick can't be hidden from others, what's the point of doing this?" ”
"That's how lonely you are."
Sun Shaozong took out his pocket watch and looked at it, and said, "There is still a period of time before the effect of the drug occurs, why don't I tell you a story?" ”
As he spoke, without waiting for Li's consent, he said to himself: "Once upon a time, there was a king who was very fond of gorgeous clothes, and one day two liars recommended themselves, saying that they could make a magical garment, and only smart people could see it......"
At first, Li was puzzled, but then his expression gradually became solemn.
In the end, Sun Shaozong spread his hands and said: "The king's new clothes can still silence hundreds of officials and people, not to mention the unwarranted child in your belly, which is related to His Majesty's imperial system, the national fortune of the Great Zhou, and the hundreds of millions of people in the world!" ”
"At present, among the hundreds of officials in the DPRK and China, although there are many people who want to profit from chaos, those who expect peace in the world still account for the vast majority after all."
"As for the common people, the royal affairs are just a lively novelty."
"The prince's concubine was forcibly occupied by the prince, and after three years of lying on salary, he finally bit off the prince's dragon root in one fell swoop, and then unexpectedly found that he was pregnant with the prince's flesh and blood - is there anything more bizarre and absurd than this story? If they don't believe this, what else can they believe? ”
"Therefore, even if someone dares to risk the condemnation of the world and expose the truth of this matter in the face of His Majesty's thunderous anger, they will only drown in the voices of those who pretend to be confused and pretend to understand!"
"Unless ......"
"The Emperor really wants to meet His Majesty in battle, and fall into the infamy of a father and son cannibalism!"
Li, who only listened to these words, was stunned for a long time, and finally relieved himself for a long time, and asked with a complicated expression: "What about me?" Why should I cooperate with your tricks to help the faint king and ...... And that shameless brute! ”
"Didn't I say it, it's a bargaining chip for you."
Sun Shaozong said with a serious face: "A kind of bargaining chip that allows you to bite off the dragon root of His Royal Highness the Prince, not only can you continue to live, but also help Prince Yizhong continue his life by the way!" ”