As soon as it was noon, Jiang Ming of Luoguo happily took a hundred soldiers, as well as Luo Li and the fat man, and came to the city gate two hundred steps early.

It's just a place where arrows can't be shot, and it's a great place to negotiate.

What's even more ridiculous is that Marshal Liu Zhe of Shuguo, the inviting party, has not yet arrived at this time, and even the tables and chairs have just been placed.

"Haha! Don't panic, don't panic, this chair has to be straightened! ”

"Yo! You don't even have a cup of tea in Shuguo? ”

"What's the matter? 200,000 people came, but they didn't catch any hair, and they couldn't afford to pay for tea? Come, General Ben will reward you with ten cents and take it to prepare some tea!" ”

Jiang Ming, who was smiling, took out ten cents from the purse on his waist and handed it over, with that expression, Luo Li, who was so stunned, wanted to kick him twice.

Big brother, isn't it just taking advantage of it, and you need to be so happy?

After a while, the city gate opened, and an army of a hundred people quickly poured out, as well as Yue Wu and Lang County Order, as soon as they met, the two of them first brought the fat man over, for fear that their prince would have an accident.

"Haha! Lao Yue, you're here! You Prince Anguo are good, brave and strategic! Not bad! ”

Jiang Ming walked over, laughed and patted Yue Wu's shoulder, this old acquaintance's appearance, I don't know that I think the two are good brothers!

Seeing the other party's disgusted gaze, Jiang Ming was not unhappy, but took out a signed agreement from his arms: "Lao Yue, this is the military expenses for sending troops, your prince personally signed and stamped it, when will you transport things to General Ben!" ”

"Huh! In a few days! Yue Wu looked at Jiang Ming with dissatisfaction, replied with a smile, and then sat down on the chair, looking like I didn't know this person.

The last to arrive was Liu Zhe, the marshal of Shu State, and the four town generals under him, I have to say that Liu Zhe's identity here is the highest, and it is reasonable to come late.

However, Jiang Ming was the happiest day in the past few years, and he greeted him with a crooked smile: "Yo! Generalissimo Liu, a rare guest! You're late today, and you'll have to pay three cups of tea later. ”

"Who is that, the tea that you prepared just now? Come over with three cups, this general should pay a good tribute to the marshal! ”

The scene in front of him stunned Liu Zhe and the others, and a general from the rest of the border towns behind him asked: "Marshal, who is this general?" Is it one of ours? ”

"Fart! That's Jiang Ming of Luoguo! This bastard is obviously the old man's negotiation stage, and he acts like he is the master! It's so shameless, I'm really angry with the old man! Seeing Jiang Ming's expression, Liu Zhe almost slapped the table angrily.

After the three parties sat down, Luo Li's body had never participated in the border negotiations, so he was a little dazed and didn't know how to speak or how.

But he still wanted to try, and if he could get something that was good for Luo Guo or Anguo, it would be a good thing for him no matter what.

"Fatty, what shall I talk about later? Is there anything you want to pay attention to? Luo Li touched the shoulder beside him and asked.

After thinking for a while, the fat man replied in a low voice: "Negotiation, you have to pay attention to the demeanor of a big country, you must remember, every word you say is on behalf of our country, don't talk nonsense, let alone beat people, pay attention to the image." Everything else is relatively simple, don't think too much! ”

"Okay!" Hearing this, Luo Li already knew in his heart that most negotiations must pay attention to elegance and etiquette, and they can't be like a splash in the market.

"Ahem!"

Hearing the sound of a throat clearing is a sign that negotiations have officially begun!

"Ladies and gentlemen, today is the old man's appointment, and the old man is Liu Zhe, the marshal of Shuguo, this is polite!" Liu Zhe stood up and said to everyone with his hands and fists.

"Marshal Liu is polite!" So everyone stood up and respectfully returned the salute.

Immediately, everyone sat down, and Liu Zhe's words arrived again: "Before the negotiation, the old man had three letters that insulted the old man without knowing anything, who wrote it?" ”

"Him!"

Suddenly, in addition to Jiang Ming, Yue Wu, Lang County Ling, and Fat Man pointed to Luo Li at the same time.

"Holy!" Luo Li was dumbfounded, why did this group of people sell their teammates so happily? How did I save you from defeat and sell me in the blink of an eye?

This is simply a Golden Pig teammate!

Such a uniform identification stunned Liu Zhe, and he was stunned for a long time before recovering, and then showed a murderous expression: "Boy, the old man remembers you!" Hehe! ”

"Ahaha! Marshal Liu, I said it wasn't on purpose, do you believe it? Scratching his head, Luo Li, who was weak-hearted, hurriedly wanted to clear up the relationship, and was worried about Marshal Shu, which was not a good feeling.

"Humph!"

The wings of his nose twitched, and then Liu Zhe stopped caring about Luo Li, turned his head to everyone and said: "Since it is a negotiation, it must be polite and courteous, reasonable and reasonable, if there is anything wrong with the old man's speech later, I hope you will forgive one or two." ”

Hearing this, Luo Li nodded secretly, sure enough, what the fat man said was right, you have to pay attention to the demeanor of a big country in negotiations, no, Liu Zhe speaks a lot.

"Marshal Liu is polite!" Everyone replied.

Then Liu Zhe continued: "Okay, then the old man said, the old man Shu Guo sent 200,000 troops, if he returns empty-handed, I'm afraid it's a bit unsophisticated, right?" ”

"Hmmm! Not particular! Everyone nodded.

"Since everyone agrees, then the old man will say it directly! First of all, Sun Li must be taken away by the old man, among the 40,000 troops, there are those who are willing to follow the old man, and Anguo must not be embarrassed; secondly, Qingnan County paid compensation to the old man; Third, Anguo paid Shu 100,000 taels of silver and 100,000 stones of grain and grass to consult the military expenses for this military dispatch. Liu Zhe said his request expressionlessly, and Luo Li frowned for a while when he heard it, this lion's mouth is too big!

At present, the 200,000 army can't attack Qingnan County at all, and they even want to empty the gloves of the white wolf, it's just a talent!

"Bang!"

As soon as he slapped the table, Yue Wu took the lead in standing up and said with a sneer: "Heh! Marshal Liu really knows how to speak, do you think we are all fools? ”

After finishing speaking, Luo Li frowned, didn't he say that he should pay attention to the demeanor of a great country? Why is General Yue so inattentive to his image?

As soon as he finished thinking about it, he heard Liu Zhe's words again: "You are stupid!" ”

Yue Wu became angry and immediately scolded: "The surname Liu, don't beep with Lao Tzu, take your army of 200,000 to roll calves!" ”

"Grass, the old man is not scared, believe it or not, the old man is attacking? It doesn't matter who you are here, who you love, the old man is going to attack! With a bang, Liu Zhe also stood up and roared angrily.

"You ......" Yue Wu was so angry that he couldn't catch his breath while holding his chest, of course he didn't dare to force Liu Zhe like this, in case of a real attack, Qingnan County would have to give it to Luo Guo in the end, and it would really be cheaper than Jiang Ming who was on the side.

"Huh! Can't speak, right? Obediently compensate Lao Tzu, otherwise the army will immediately beat you and call you Daddy! Liu Zhe stepped onto the negotiation table with one leg and said with a heroic expression.

The angry Yue Wu didn't speak for a long time, and finally he didn't know where a flash of inspiration flashed, and he spit out a few words: "You...... Little Gigi! ”

"You special old horseman, say it again?" Liu Zhe was anxious, and immediately grabbed the teacup with an expression of wanting to smash it.

"Little Gigi! Little Gigi! Yue Wu said repeatedly like crazy.

"Mother-in-law, mother-in-law! Dead sissy! Liu Zhe was angry, and his aura flashed, and he also gave Yue Wu a nickname.

"Little Gigi!"

"Mother-in-law!"

Not only that, when Yue Wu stretched out his hand and pointed at Liu Zhe's nose and shouted, 'Xiao Jiji', the soldiers of his own side who were a hundred steps away also roared.

Similarly, when Liu Zhe yelled 'mother-in-law', the soldiers on the other side also pointed and roared.

At this scene, Luo Li, who was watching it, was dumbfounded, his jaw was about to fall to the ground, and after a long while, he turned his head in a daze: "Fatty, didn't you say that you should pay attention to the demeanor of a great country?" ”

"Ahem! Isn't this the demeanor of a great power? If you lose, you won't lose, and you have to win if you scold! Clearing his throat, the fat man replied with a blush.

Suddenly, Luo Li didn't want to pay attention to him, and instead focused on watching the two little old men and shrews scolding the street.

After a long while, when both of them were tired of scolding and drinking water from a teacup to rest their breath, Luo Guo Jiang Ming looked left and right with a smile and said, "Yo! Marshal Liu, don't be angry, Lao Yue is still young, and he can't speak accurately. ”

"Hey! Lao Yue, you don't know that Marshal Liu has a short temper, let's talk about what he has to say! ”

Looking at Jiang Ming, who was stunned, the two of them were so angry, in the past, Shu Guo was a-stirring stick, but this time it was replaced by Luo Guo, standing aside and talking coolly, and selling it at both ends.

What makes them even more angry is that in this incident, it seems that only Jiang Ming has to earn, everyone else has to lose, and if they do, they will earn it, and they are so angry, no, they have to do something to make Jiang Ming angry!

At this moment, Liu Zhe and Yue Wu glanced at each other, as if they had reached some decision, and after a breath, Liu Zhe spoke: "Jiang Ming, is your inscription the epitaph?" ”

"Ouch! Xiao Jiji, Lao Tzu is good for you, you also turned around and gave Lao Tzu a nickname, and you ...... against the sky" Then Jiang Ming extended sincere greetings to Liu Zhe, sincere greetings to Liu Zhe's mother and father, and the highest reverence to Liu Zhe's ancestors.

That national scolding, Luo Li and the others were stunned when they heard it, it was simply an asterisk flying all over the sky!

"Yo! Lao Jiang, don't scold, Xiao Jiji is old and can't stand such a toss! At this time, Yue Wu came over and persuaded two sentences, if this made Marshal Shu Guo angry, the iron-hearted would immediately attack.

"Don't care about General Ben, mother-in-law, you are not a good person, when will Lao Tzu send troops to pay the military expenses?" Jiang Ming, who scolded comfortably, completely denied his six relatives, and who was arrested and scolded was no different from splashing skin.

Okay! This was a complete mess of porridge, and after a while, the ears flashed 'Little Jiji' here, the 'mother-in-law' flashed in the ears, and the 'epitaph' flashed in front of them.

In the end, Luo Li couldn't listen to it anymore, your scolding skills are really good, and if you continue to scold like this, there will be no result until dark.

In desperation, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and say: "Marshals and generals, do you want to listen to me?" ”

"Get out!" The three of them turned their heads at the same time and shouted.

Yes, Luo Li had no choice but to sit down again aggrievedly, he could see that these bunch of iron handsome marshals and generals, as long as they have a little bit of great country demeanor, will not be undressed and humiliating, and they will pick their noses and snap their fingers, and they will take off their shoes and smoke people.

Turning his head, Luo Li glanced at the fat man, wanting him to slap the table and calm down the chaotic scene.

Of course, the fat man immediately understood, opened his mouth, and made a shocking voice: "Sun Tzu~~~"

Quiet!

It's completely quiet!

Everyone's eyes widened, staring at the fat man!

Murderous aura, murderous intent, and murderous intent all permeate the surroundings!

The generals are completely crazy now, just scold each other, they are people of the same generation, and their identities are also comparable, this fat man is considered to be the oldest.

Seeing that the scene was wrong, the fat man was also a little weak, shrunk his head and said, "Didn't you ask me to curse?" ”

In an instant, the sound of a volcanic eruption seemed to be heard in the air, and the fat man, a pig teammate, directly transferred half of his hatred to Luo Li.

Seeing that the little old men came over with a cruel smile on their faces, and their fingers kept clicking, Luo Li was about to go crazy for a moment.

At the last moment, he roared with a flash of inspiration: "Everyone, why don't we all withdraw our troops, go back to each country, and find our own mother?" ”

Liu Zhe and the three of them glanced at each other, and replied at the same time: "Okay!" ”

Luo Li: "......"