Chapter 14: Kidnapped
"Bold! How dare you insult our family! The angry one who was angry was a bearded man who glared, and his rouge-smeared face became flushed.
Ahem! Wrong! He has no beard, he can't blow it, he can only stare at it!
"Ahaha! Father-in-law Qiu, please take care of me when we meet for the first time! Luo Li greeted him with a cheeky smile, no matter what the other party was angry, he was laughing anyway, as the so-called reaching out and not hitting the smiling person!
But then, Luo Li was disappointed, Qiu En ignored him at all, turned his head directly, and said to the soldiers behind him: "Come on!" Take this person down and replay the twenty boards! ”
What? Twenty boards? Hit that can't be ass flowering?
Seeing the sturdy soldiers rushing in, Luo Li shouted in a hurry: "Stop! Why are you hitting me? ”
"Huh! Insult by you! Qiu En replied with a sneer!
Now Luo Li found a loophole in the other party's words, insulting the court officials can be beaten, and the laws of the Three Kingdoms are clearly stipulated.
However, eunuchs belong to the emperor's internal affairs personnel, and to put it bluntly, they are servants, in order to prevent them from interfering in politics, so eunuchs do not belong to the order of imperial officials.
After thinking about it, Luo Li said with a smug smile: "Haha! Father-in-law Qiu, it seems that I didn't insult the imperial court officials, right? ”
Implying that he is not an official but a eunuch, how can Qiu En not hear it?
Looking at Luo Li's triumphant appearance, he sneered and slowly spit out: "Our family refers to you insulting His Royal Highness the Prince!" ”
"Holy!" Luo Li really forgot about this stubble, just now he called the prince 'fat man'!
This old really makes excuses, and if he offends anyone, he can't offend the eunuch!
Get! At this time, Luo Li had no choice but to turn his gaze to the fat man who was watching the play.
The pleading gaze and resentful eyes stared at the fat man who couldn't stand it, but the fat man didn't care, narrowed his eyes into slits, pretended not to see and said: "Lao Luo, if God gives you another choice, go to Beijing or stay in Border Town, how do you choose?" ”
Scold! How to choose?
How can Luo Li choose?
He could only cry and say with a sad face: "I didn't have a choice before, but now I have to do both, can't I?" ”
"No way!" The fat man immediately shook his head.
sighed deeply, and in desperation, Luo Li had no choice but to say, "Okay! Since the prince is so high-valued, then I choose ...... Choose to stay in Qingnan County! ”
"What's that?" The fat man was stunned when he heard this, and he didn't understand the situation for a while, as if the second monk was confused.
After a breath, the fat man came back to his senses, and roared unhappily: "Drag the fat man down and beat him hard!" Add twenty more boards, what the fat man said! If you don't hit the pig's trotters that you eat, the fat man will beat you! ”
Luo Li: "......"
In the end, after all, the fat man relented, Luo Li didn't want to go, so he didn't go, and it was a big deal to find an opportunity to get him over again in the future.
At this moment, Luo Li can be regarded as avoiding this board, but it is a pity that he offended the biggest eunuch Qiu En, and this situation really made Luo Li want to slap his mouth!
Especially in the conversation with the fat man, every time Qiu En is idle, he will stare at himself with a resentful gaze, Luo Li's remorse, his intestines are blue!
I can only silently say in my heart: You can't see me, you can't see me!
This time, Luo Li deeply realized what it means to be a eunuch's careful eye.
In my previous life, I heard that eunuchs had no children or daughters due to their physical deficiencies, which led to a very distorted heart, and they often did things more ruthlessly than ordinary people.
Alas! You can only guard against the other party at all times, otherwise you may not know what the other party is holding back!
Hey? Why do you want to be so cowardly? Wouldn't it be enough to knock him over?
When he thought of this stubble, his eyes changed instantly, Luo Li stared at Qiu En with ill will, thinking: As long as he finds an opportunity, he will not even have a chance to squat and pee.
"Humph!" Qiu En stared back at Luo Li viciously!
Then he and the fat man made a decision to return to Beijing early tomorrow morning, and after a salute, he turned around and drifted away, and did not forget to glance at Luo Li with that kind of resentful gaze when he left.
That night, Luo Li and the fat man drank a big drunk in the dormitory, judging from the fat man's words and deeds, there was really a feeling of making Luo Li a friend, and finally the two fell asleep together when they were drunk.
On the other hand, Qiu En did not go back directly to rest, but came to the Lang County Order, pushed the door in, and sat down on the main seat unceremoniously, and then the two started a conversation, and Qiu En did not leave until the evening after Qiu En had a dinner.
On the way back to the post station, Qiu En pinched a letter of recommendation and said to the person behind him: "Go, check the authenticity of this letter!" ”
"Yes!" After the person behind him clasped his fists, he took the letter of recommendation and turned to leave!
……
After waking up early in the morning, he pushed away the fat man's heavyweight body, shook him awake, and after breakfast, he followed the army to Shili Pavilion to see him off.
Immediately followed by Yue Wu's lengthy speech, Luo Li and the fat man had a chill when they heard it, they were so good at talking!
An hour later, Yue Wu finally finished speaking, and just when Luo Li thought that the fat man could pull out, and he could also move his stiff body, Qiu En stood up and spoke with gratitude.
Sure enough, the leader was verbose in any dynasty, and finally when Luo Lidu was about to lose his footing, he completely ended and prepared to go.
"Lao Luo, the fat man asks you again, would you like to accompany the fat master to Beijing?" Before leaving, the fat man stared at Luo Li sincerely and asked.
"Alas! Thank you for the kindness of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, I really don't want to do this! Luo Li said with his hands clenched into fists.
At this moment, the two of them looked at each other with clear eyes, thinking about last night's wanton chatter, casually criticizing injustices, and after a blink of an eye, they were going to separate today, and a little uncomfortable feeling rose in their hearts.
For the fat man, he really regarded Luo Li as a friend, after all, only Luo Li dared to be so casual in front of him since he was a child.
His eyes moved slightly, and then he leaned forward slightly, and Luo Li whispered in his ear: "Fatty, if there is no accident in a few years, I will come to Beijing to find you!" ”
"Really?" The fat man's eyes lit up, and he said with some excitement.
Luo Li nodded heavily!
"Haha! Ok, good, good! Since you also have the heart to accompany Prince Ben to Beijing, then Prince Ben has a compromise! After hearing this, the fat man finally showed a bright smile.
"Huh? What's the solution? Luo Li asked in a daze.
"Haha! Offended! ”
"Someone, tie this guy up and throw him in the carriage! Let's go back to Shangjing! ”
When the fat man waved his hand, several strong soldiers rushed up and tied up Luo Li, no matter how he struggled, no one paid attention.
"Lord Lang, rob the wife and man of the good family! You don't care? ”
"General Yue, I want to follow you! I want to stay in the Border Town Army! ”
At this moment, everyone turned their heads and pretended not to see it, and then Luo Li was thrown into the carriage and drove away without saying anything.
After a while, Luo Li's miserable cry came from the carriage: "Let me out, let me out, I want to pee...... I can't hold it back......"
When the fat man on the horse heard this, he approached the carriage with a smile and said, "On the carriage, you don't have to pay ......."