Chapter 448: Plant a tree on your head to attract a little monkey

Seeing that Huang Juntong didn't go on, Li Yinglong continued: Lord Huang, you are cowardly, and you are a little pedantic, there is only one possibility to be an official with your character, especially as a magistrate, that is, to bully the weak and fear the hard, and to act on the faces of superior officials.

The result is inevitably that those who should be in charge dare not take care of it, close their eyes and pretend not to see, and those who should not be in charge will be mixed up indiscriminately, which will inevitably cause a large number of unjust prisons, and the people will hate them to the bone and complain. It is better not to be a weak and confused official who cannot benefit the people, but harms the people.

Besides, if you meet an official like me who is not afraid of serious competition against you, or an official like Bao Zheng who has the brains to decide cases like a god with an iron face and no selfishness to cut first and then play power, wouldn't you be in a big disaster, and you will even affect your family.

Let's just say that you were forced by the King of Luoyang to join his rebellious alliance this time, if I hadn't given you a ride, you should know what kind of result and end you were, at least you would have to go to prison and beheaded, or at worst, your Huang family might have to be wiped out.

Hearing this, Huang Juntong's body trembled violently, his face suddenly turned pale, and after a deep groan, he said: Master Li reminded me well, and I know what to do.

Then, he gave Li Yinglong a deep salute: Lord Li, I have resigned from my humble position.

After that, he turned around and hurried away.

Looking at Huang Juntong, who was swaying and unstable, Li Yinglong couldn't bear it anymore, so he didn't add a sentence behind him: Lord Huang, if you just want to be an official, then you can come to Sichuan to find me, you will not have an accident if you are an official with me.

Huang Jun replied without replying: Thank you for your kindness, but Jun Tong has already understood, Jun Tong is not an official, no longer an official, no longer an official.

As the voice landed, the person disappeared without a trace.

Huang Juntong's sentence The prince called Li Yinglong's body was shaking, and he couldn't help but say to himself: I'll go, why do you want to pee as soon as you hear something from the prince, what kind of prince can't it be mixed with the virus.

Zhang Yunfang sat on the edge of the bed with Xiahou Yinglan's child in her arms and played with the child.

Chunlan squatted beside a large basin of water placed on the ground, washing the child's changed diapers.

The little guy had already opened his eyes, and at this time he was looking at Zhang Yunfang curiously with his pair of dark and bright eyes, babbling strange sounds from time to time, making Zhang Yunfang giggle.

Li Yinglong walked over and looked at the child in her arms and asked: Is it fun?

Zhang Yunfang smiled: Well, it's fun.

Li Yinglong said casually: Then you can also have a play.

Hearing this, Zhang Yunfang blushed and whispered shyly: Ying Long, I ------ I have it.

Li Yinglong didn't react, and asked: You have it, what do you have?

Hearing this, Chunlan turned her head and looked at him and pouted: It's really bad, I don't even know what happened to my wife.

So he raised his voice: Our eldest prince, your princess has your child.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong was pleasantly surprised: God! Daughter-in-law, you mean, you-------

As he spoke, he pointed to her stomach with his hand: Do you have a child too?

Zhang Yunfang nodded: I haven't been here for several months, this morning Chunlan invited a doctor to give me a pulse, and the doctor told me that I was happy.

Seeing that Li Yinglong was stunned and didn't understand, he added: I'm pregnant with your child.

Li Yinglong said happily: What, it's been a few months, don't you give birth to this, daughter-in-law, give birth to me and show me what our child is like.

Zhang Yunfang smiled: How can it be so fast.

I did the math: it's only been a little over three months.

Chunlan answered: Our eldest prince thought that he was giving birth to a kitten and a puppy, and he would come out in three or four months. Hmph, this will know that you are in a hurry, why did you go earlier.

Li Yinglong came to Chunlan and squatted down, and then used his eyes to look at her head.

Chunlan was looked at by his straight hair, glared at him and said: What do you see, what is there to see, there are no flowers on my head.

Li Yinglong made a serious look and said: This big prince is studying this little monster head melon of our Chunlan girl, if you turn this little monster head melon into

A dog cub, a cat cub, or simply a monkey cub with a head must be very beautiful and very interesting.

As he spoke, he tapped her head twice with his hand: Here, here, dig two holes and plant a donkey's ear and a horse's ear.

Then he shook his head again: It's not good, it's not good, donkey ears, horse ears are too long, get it on the head of our Chunlan girl, donkey is not a donkey or a horse, it is not good-looking, and it doesn't look like a monkey. It's better to just plant two peach trees, and when they grow up and bear peaches, they will attract a group of monkeys, wow! There are two trees growing above the big girl's head, and there is a group of little monkeys squatting on the trees.

As he spoke, he reached out and took out a short sword from his bosom and pulled it out of its sheath with a bang.

Chunlan saw that Li Yinglong really pulled out a short sword to dig a hole in her head, and screamed in fright: I don't plant trees, and I won't plant trees when I die.

As soon as he jumped up from the ground, he ran outside, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Zhang Yunfang glared at Li Yinglong and said: I finally persuaded Chunlan to wash diapers, but you were so good that you scared her away all of a sudden, and no one washed the diapers.

Li Yinglong looked at the unwashed diaper in the basin and said: Without Zhang Butcher, he would have to swallow the hairy cow alive, ah, no, it's a hairy pig. Dry skin grandma's, no one washed it, I'll wash it.

As he spoke, he plunged the dagger into its sheath and stuffed it into his bosom, then crouched down in front of the basin and washed it.

Zhang Yunfang hurriedly said: Forget it, don't interfere, a big prince washes the child's diaper, so that the family can see what it looks like, you go and take care of the child and I will wash it.

Li Yinglong waved his hand and said: Don't, you still take care of the child and I'll wash it, if the child is scared away again, Sister Xiahou who is lying in the grave will not have to jump out and fight with me.

Zhang Yunfang was amused by Li Yinglong's words and laughed, and said with a smile: Nonsense, such an older child can't walk the road, where to run.

Li Yinglong said: It's hard to say, anything strange can happen these days, it's not good, this kid was scared by me, and he really jumped off the bed and ran all over the ground, shouting while running: Wow, it's terrible.

Zhang Yunfang laughed again, and suddenly, she seemed to have thought of something, and she stopped laughing and said to Li Yinglong: Yinglong, from tonight onwards, you don't want to sleep in the same room with me, go to sleep with Yaomei.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong made an embarrassed look: This ------ this, it's not good.

Zhang Yunfang glanced at him and said: What's wrong, Yao Mei is also your wife, you married someone else, but you always don't go to sleep in someone's room, people won't blame you, but they will blame me.

Li Yinglong made a reluctant look and said: Which ------ which line.

Zhang Yunfang glanced at him again, but didn't say anything, but secretly said in her heart: It's okay, it's very reluctant, in fact, you don't know how happy you are in your heart, I'm afraid it's already happy. Hum!

Chunlan twisted and walked outside, and when she passed by the door of the living room, she met Liu Luo who came out of the living room, and Liu Luo hurriedly greeted Chunlan: It's Chunlan's eldest girl, by the way, it's almost dark and you have to go out.

Chunlan Dao: Aren't we going to leave for Sichuan the day after tomorrow, I heard that Sichuan is very far away from us, and we have to walk for dozens of days.

Liu Luo hurriedly advised: Luoyang City has just been calmed down, and the streets are quite chaotic, don't go to the street alone, call a few sisters to follow you.

Chunlan Dao: I know that when I pass by the front yard, I will call a few sisters to go out with me.

Liu Luo nodded, and then asked: By the way, Miss Chunlan, is the prince behind?

Chunlan pouted: Yes, yes, a big prince doesn't do serious things, he's teasing children.

Hearing this, Liu Luo hurriedly pulled out his legs and walked hurriedly to the back, as if there was something urgent.

As soon as Liu Luo left, Brother Ning and Fat Ball walked over from behind, and listened to Fat Ball: Brother Ning, do you say that a tree can be planted on a person's head, and it is still the kind of tree that can bear fruit.

Brother Ning shook his head: I don't know, but the eldest brother said that if a tree can be planted on a person's head, a tree can be planted, and the eldest brother is so knowledgeable that he won't talk nonsense.

At this time, the two saw Chunlan standing at the door of the living room, and hurriedly walked over and measured Chunlan's head with their eyes very curiously.

Seeing this, Chunlan glared at the two of them and said angrily: Hey, what are you two looking at, is there a gold nugget growing on my head?

Fat Ball ignored Chunlan's words, he said to Brother Ning while watching: Brother Ning, if a woman's head really grows two peach trees, and there is a leper monkey squatting on each peach tree, it is very strange, if there is really such a woman, our brothers will catch her to make a big wooden cage and put her in a national touring exhibition, then our brothers will make a fortune.

Brother Ning immediately corrected: It's not a leprosy monkey, it's a group of good monkeys. Well, it's weird, I've never seen it this big.

After that, he said to Chunlan in a consultative tone: Miss Chun, it is better to plant two peach trees on your head for us to see a rarity, if you feel that you have suffered a loss, let the fat ball give you some wages.

Fat Ball hurriedly shouted: Hey, why am I paying the wages, why don't you pay the wages?

Brother Ning glared at the fat ball and said: Why are you so stingy, that's good, this time you pay the wages first, and I will pay the wages next time.

Hearing this, Chunlan roared angrily: You just planted a tree on your head.

After a pause, he pointed to the two of them with his hand: Oh, I see, you two went to eavesdrop on our uncle's conversation, right, it turns out that you two are spies.

As she spoke, she pinched her hands around her waist: "Say, who made you do this, and who sent you two spies?"

Hearing this, Fat Ball hurriedly said: Hey, don't talk nonsense, you mother, how can we be spies, just now when I ate with Brother Ning, I ate a little more and held on, so I went to the back to exercise and digest food, and when I walked to the house where my eldest brother lived, I heard the sound of talking, so I listened to it, and as a result, I heard about planting a tree on my head and squatting monkeys on the tree.

Brother Ning said: We are good friends with the eldest brother, and if we want to be a spy, we should also be a spy for the eldest brother, how can we be a spy for someone else, your eldest girl is really blind to association, no wonder our eldest brother wants to plant a tree on your head, it turns out that there is something wrong in your head.

Fat Ball nodded: Yes, it must be that there is a problem in your mother's head, so our eldest brother planted a tree on your head, and as soon as the roots of the tree are rooted in your head, there will be no problem in your head.

Chunlan snorted angrily: I believe your nonsense.

With that, he turned around and walked back.

Seeing this, Fat Ball said strangely to Brother Ning: Isn't this mother going out to buy something, why did she go back again, wouldn't she be stupid by our words.

Brother Ning guessed: Maybe I forgot to bring the money, go back and get the money.

The two looked at each other suspiciously, and then suddenly exclaimed in unison: I'll go, she's going to tell the truth.

After that, the two of them chased after her, and grabbed Chunlan in front of her in a few steps and stopped her.

Brother Ning asked with a smile: Miss Chun, aren't you going out to buy something, why don't you go again?

Fat Qiudao: This mother, did you forget to bring money, it doesn't matter, Brother Ning has money, borrow it from him.

Chunlan glared at the two of them fiercely and said: This eldest girl is not going to buy anything now, go to our uncle to expose you two spies, hum! Dare to eavesdrop on our uncle's words, you are impatient.

Brother Ning hurriedly said: Miss Chun, we are not spies, we didn't eavesdrop on our eldest brother's conversation, didn't the fat ball tell you just now, it was our food that ate too much, held on, went to the back to exercise, and overheard it when passing by the eldest brother's residence.

Chunlan's fierce: The ghost believes your words.

With a wave of his hand, he ordered: "Get out of the way, this big girl will go and expose you."

Fat Ball said to Brother Ning in fear: It's bad, Brother Ning, this mother has to expose us, what should I do?

Brother Ning scratched his head, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Then we -------

Then the two of them shouted in unison: Get her away.

After that, the two of them were one on the left and one on the right, one on each side, and one grabbed one of Chunlan's arms and ran outside with her.

Seeing this, Chunlan shouted: What are you going to do, you want to kidnap me.