Oops, hey, hey, oh!

The dog covered his buttocks and said a word, and the big green mule that followed behind screamed.

The angry dog was about to beat it with the reins, but he never thought that the mule was scared along the way, and when he saw the dog holding the reins, he quickly raised his neck and pouted his ass and retreated sharply, and the dog's small body was its opponent, and he crawled directly to the ground with a pounce.

The dust raised from the ground ran madly into the dog's mouth and nose, choking the dog for a long time before he stopped.

"Hahahaha......"

This unlucky appearance made a group of people next to him laugh.

Today is really embarrassing to be thrown to grandma's house, sighing, the dog got up, patted the dirt on his body and handed it to everyone: "Brothers, the saddle is too hard, the boy's butt hurts badly, he really can't walk, the case in front is tight, please take the first step, and the boy will slowly rush to the back!" ”

"That's not good" The leader waved his hand and said: "Zhao Zhutou specially explained before leaving, not only to be optimistic about you, but also to teach you to ride a horse!" ”

Dogs: ......

The first time I looked forward to the road being faster, and it was also the first time that I was tied to the back of a mule and forced to practice riding, but fortunately, this Aries Village was getting closer and closer.

Finally, the destination arrived, and the dog sat happily on the ground with his legs crossed, looking at the buzzing crowd in front of him, and laughed and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Shut up! Are the eyes out of gas? Don't look at what kind of place this is, it's still grinning and giggling there! ”

Suddenly hearing a lesson in his ears, the dog quickly shut up, and subconsciously said to the visitor: "What my brother taught me is that the kid will change his appearance immediately!" ”

The smiling face turned to a crying face, and it was also thanks to the dog's previous practice for a period of time in order to get food.

"It's ugly, don't squeeze your face!"

"Yes, yes, yes!" The dog hurriedly replied.

Today is really miserable by him, the dog only hopes to coax him, so that he can let himself go on the way back, and don't let himself learn to ride a horse like crazy.

"Okay, okay, don't get in the way here, pack up and let's go!" Zhao Zhutou said in disgust.

"Hey, the case is over?"

"What's there to check with a pile of minced meat, a good clue is broken again, really!" Zhao Zhutou complained.

The dog nodded, just about to roll over and go back.

Suddenly, I heard a burst of people shouting that the horses were neighing, and a carriage ran from afar, followed by two big men, who ran to the back of the carriage and lifted a pole.

On the pole lay an old woman, emaciated, in shabby clothes, with tears in her old eyes and from time to time.

As soon as the gang arrived, they carried the old woman into the circle.

"What's going on?" Zhao Zhutou asked at the guard's catcher.

Catch quickly clenched her fists and replied: "Zhao Zhutou, this old woman claims to know the deceased, and wants to come in to see the body!" ”

"Nonsense, I haven't finished the inspection, so I just let an old woman come in and recognize the body, what if I mess up the scene?"

Catch quickly explained: "The person who came said that it was Zheng Erlang's mother!" I'll put it in! ”

"Zheng Erlang's mother?" Zhao Zhutou was puzzled, and then dodged and followed inside.

The dog also took the opportunity to sit down, so that the aching butt could rest again.

In the circle, the man with bamboo chopsticks stood aside, and there were more than a dozen pieces of meat and bones in front of him, and the man who had just carried the old woman in was holding his stomach to find a place to vomit, leaving only the old woman crawling on the pile of bones and holding a cotton coat full of blood and crying bitterly.

"My son, it was the one who killed a thousand knives who hurt you like this, telling you not to cause trouble, you always didn't listen, and now you have retribution, and you are found by others and lost your life, you say you are stupid, woo woo woo...... What is the use of leaving me a lonely old woman alive in this world when you die! Whining! ”

Hearing her say this, Zhao Zhutou, who was watching from the side, felt that something was going to happen, but she seemed to be a paralyzed person, so she didn't step forward, and she never thought that the old woman's originally weak hand suddenly raised, and then took out a pair of scissors from her arms, poof, and pierced into her heart, the blood spurted out from the wound, mouth, and nose, and the frightened people around covered their eyes and began to shout.

The dog was hiding outside, and suddenly saw the crowd running away like a wasp that had blown up its nest, and listened to the frightened sound of shouting "Dead, dead", so he quickly stood up, and he was short and couldn't see what was going on inside, and saw that the big green mule was standing next to him, and as soon as his head turned, he pulled the reins and ran to the mule's back, and his buttocks hurt and his legs hurt, and he couldn't climb up when he jumped around.

With a red face, the dog hurriedly jumped down and covered his butt and walked over, and as soon as he walked to him, the catcher named Liu Bantou stopped him and said: "Xiaolang, don't go over to see it, there are dead people inside, you are young, what should you do if you are scared and have nightmares!" ”

Bow your hand, thank you, turn your feet, and hide wisely.

In the center of the field, Zhao Zhutou had a gloomy face, and the old woman's dying request kept lingering in his ears, sighed, stood up, and said to the servant next to him: "By the way, I also examined the body of this old woman!" ”

He nodded, reopened a piece of paper, and began to write slowly.

On the way back to the city, Zhao Zhutou was in a heavy mood and was not in the mood to toss the dog, and it was just right that the dog slowly poked in the center of the team, dragging the reins of the big green mule in his hand, and also learned the appearance of the people around him, doing the posture of riding a horse, shouting from time to time, and the mule under him took two steps forward.

After riding for a while, the butt began to hurt again, the saddle was still too hard, and the dog sat up straight and looked left and right.

Huang Laohan, who happened to be driving the carriage, walked over, and the dog hugged his fists at him and said, "Brother Huang, are you here too?" ”

Huang Laohan's carriage pulled a thin-skinned coffin, in which was the body of Zheng Erlang and his mother, because of the existence of this coffin, the team of twenty or thirty people was dull and abnormal.

"Hey, it's a puppy!" Old man Huang looked at the dog with a smile with his big yellow teeth.

The dog said with a bitter face: "Brother Huang, my buttocks, and my two legs hurt badly, can you bring the tattered mattress on the car and let the boy put it on the saddle!" ”

Huang Laohan nodded, then reached out and pulled out a piece of broken cotton wool from under the coffin and handed it over, seeing that the dog was hurriedly mated, he said:

"How can a mule be suitable with a saddle? Isn't it painful for you to grind your thighs while you are still clamping your legs? ”

The dog sighed and said, "The kid wants to sit sideways, but Brother Zhao doesn't allow it!" ”

Huang Laohan laughed and said: "Sitting sideways is not the posture of the old man riding a horse!" ”

The dog sneered: "I was worried that this mule would turn me upside down, so I had to clamp it tightly!" ”

"You put your foot on the horse's pedal, relax, if the mule is running fast, use the reins to pause it, if it is slow, kick it in the stomach with your heel, don't worry, as long as you sit upright, you won't fall!"

The dog hurriedly nodded and said: "Thank you, Brother Huang, the kid will go back and invite you to eat and drink, this is my first time riding, and I have to practice carefully for a few days!" ”

Huang Laohan nodded with a smile, shouted "drive" in his mouth, and the carriage he sat in squeaked over the dog.

"Bah, bah, bah" The dog spat out the sand in his mouth, looked at the carriage running away, and exhaled helplessly.

"I said outside the mule," the dog said to the big green mule under him, "can you go faster, we have been pulled out of the long way, and if you don't hurry up, there will only be the two of us left on this road!" Master can tell you, there are meat-eating wolves in this deserted place, if you don't run faster, we will really die if we are found by wolves! ”

The big green mule looked at the dog mockingly, then lowered his head, and ran to the side of the road with a kick, nibbling on the grass that had just emerged.

The dog sighed and raised his whip, originally wanting to point to the recess in the distance and tell it that there was a wild beast in it, and did not lie to it, but who knew that the beast thought that the dog was going to beat it, and the four hooves rushed forward violently, and the dog fell to the place with a click.

He got up with his waist in a hurry, and saw that the mule had already run away and disappeared.

Dogs: ......

"Okay, you ghost beast, the master is kind enough to talk to you, but you left the master to run alone, so unrighteous and careful, the master whips you."

Running away from the mule, the dog jumped to his feet and scolded fiercely.

After scolding, he was still angry, so he raised his horsewhip and beat the dead branches on the side of the road.

was sobbing there when he heard someone ask in his ear: "Xiao Langjun, why are you playing here alone?" ”

The dog quickly turned around and saw a man in his thirties riding a thin mule, looking at him with curiosity on his face.

Seeing this person he didn't recognize, the dog bowed his hand and said, "Great official, the boy's mule was frightened, and he left me here and ran away." ”

When the man heard this, he covered his stomach and laughed, only laughed for a long time before he stopped, looked at the dog's unhappy face and hurriedly said: "Xiao Langjun is a good one, I haven't heard such an interesting story for a long time, I really can't help it, sorry, sorry!" ”

The dog waved his hand weakly and said, "It's okay, it's okay!" ”

"I don't know where the big officials are going?"

The man replied, "I'm going to Yuchuan Castle to play!" ”

The dog said happily: "The kid is also planning to go to the city, can the big official take the kid for a while?" ”

The man said, "Come on, you sit behind me!" ”

The dog quickly took his hand and climbed up.

Along the way, the two chatted nonsense for a while, and the dog asked, "I don't know what the big official is called?" ”

The man said: "The surname is Li Mingshilang, you call me Fourth Brother Li!" ”

The dog hurriedly hugged his fists and called: "Brother Li, the boy's surname is Zhao, his name is Big Dog, they are all called my puppy!" ”

Li Shilang laughed and said, "Little brother, tell me why your mule ran away?" Haven't seen it all the way? ”

The dog pouted and said, "It's okay, the mule is borrowed from the yamen, and there is a brand on it, and it can't be thrown away!" ”

At the gate of the south city, Liu Tou and Zhao Zhutou said hello, and a group of people entered the city with a hula la, and at the back of the line, the big green mule ridden by the dog also barked and walked inside.