If the last heavy snow was a pregnant woman with a difficult birth, then this one must be a strong man with a running belly.

When a dark cloud as far as the eye could see was mixed with strong winds and blizzards, the dog was cooking lunch in the shed, and the meal was cooked, and the snow was already two fingers thick outside.

The dog who watched this scene was a little annoyed, he hadn't gone to the market to sell firewood for more than a month, and he originally thought that he would go after lunch, but this thief just didn't give him a face!

He crossed his waist and scolded God, and when he turned his head, he saw that Dasha was about to drink the fourth bowl of porridge, and snatched it from him, and was about to scold, but after thinking about it, he gave it back to him.

No matter how much you scold people stupidly, it won't work, so it's better to find a different target.

Dog leftovers? Always learn from yourself, be a good boy, let go.

Hu Dakang? It's easy to be scolded for no reason, so let's wait and see.

Hu Xiaokang? I've always been very obedient and never make mistakes, and I can't wronged others...

I didn't find the target after a circle, and just as I wanted to stop the flag, I heard the fence door bang bang.

"Where did you come from, stupid, I'm not afraid of freezing you to death in such heavy snow!" It's always not happy to hold it in my heart, but it's really refreshing to spit it out now.

When the door opened, I realized that it was Wang Xiaoyi, and seeing that he was covered with snowflakes, he must have been walking in the snow for a long time.

"I said Xiaoyi, why did you brave such a heavy snow and come all the way from Xicheng?"

He slammed the door and turned his head to ask him as he walked into the house.

This kid's face was frozen white, and his mouth was still full of care: "There's no dog, brother, I ran so fast that I didn't get drenched in the snow hehehe..."

The dead duck has a hard mouth, and he has become a snowman and says that it is okay, and there must be something wrong with running over in the snow in a hurry, and he is not in a hurry to say, then we are not in a hurry.

When I went back to the house, I went out for a short while, and the porridge in the bowl was a little cold, and a few of them had finished eating and were lying on the chairs. sighed, poured the porridge into the pot and heated it slightly, stirred it lightly and refilled the bowl, and when he turned his head, Wang Xiaoyi was standing next to him with a bowl.

A bowl of porridge went down to the stomach, and the whole body became warm.

As the saying goes, "Spring is sleepy, autumn is lacking, summer nap and can't wake up in winter and March!" After yawning three times in a row, he took out a quilt in the east room, half of it was spread on a bamboo chair, half of it was covered on his body, and his legs kicked "squeak" eyelids and fought.

When I wake up, it's sunset outside, okay! There is no sun in the snow outside, it is dim and dark anyway, it is a good time to sleep, and Wang Xiaoyi, who is squatting next to him, is in a hurry when he closes his eyes.

"Brother dog, don't sleep, they're still waiting for me at home!"

"Waiting for you? Then you hurry back, it's snowing outside, slow down on the road. ”

Wang Xiaoyi was even more glared when he heard this, and said hesitantly: "Them, they asked me to come to you and say that there was something wrong..."

The dog said in his heart, "Let this guy go around in circles with me, just to teach you a lesson, and get angry by the way!" ”

At the moment, he pretended to be casual and said: "What's the matter, it's snowing so heavily, and it's so late, let's talk about it tomorrow!" ”

After finishing speaking, he turned around and stopped paying attention to him, Wang Xiaoyi hurriedly went around and squatted in front of the dog and said, "Brother Dog, you see it's so cold this day, they asked me to borrow something from you..."

The dog closed his eyes and said, "What to borrow?" I only have a few pennies, and I don't have any spare money to lend you again! ”

Wang Xiaoyi hurriedly shook his hand and said: "Don't borrow, don't borrow, I'm not here to borrow money!" ”

"It's not borrowing money, so what are you borrowing?"

Wang Xiaoyi hurriedly replied: "It's so cold, we have dismantled everything we can burn and burned, seeing that this snow is getting heavier and heavier, this day will definitely be colder, so they asked me to borrow some firewood from you!" ”

"Borrow firewood?" The dog stood up with a carp, pointed at Wang Xiaoyi and scolded: "That firewood was cut down from Chai Mountain by a few of us, why don't you guys go and chop firewood yourself!" ”

Wang Xiaoyi saw that the dog was angry, and he didn't dare to speak anymore, so he just squatted to the side with his head down.

The dog stopped after scolding, stared at Wang Xiaoyi and slowly asked, "Xiaoyi, who came up with this attention?" Who told you to come to me? ”

Wang Xiaoyi replied with a bitter face: "Brother Dog, it was Jin Cripple and Liu Laoscar who asked me to come to you, pay attention to who came up with it, I don't know!" ”

The dog smiled, as soon as the Zhang brothers died, some people not only recovered their courage, but also seemed to have some other ideas, and then look at Wang Xiaoyi, this fool was used as a gun, and he didn't know where he was!

At the moment, he lowered his head and asked him again: "Xiao Yi, put this aside in advance, I remember asking you to collect their money, can you still accept it?" ”

Xiao Yi said: "Take it!" ”

Hey? Could it be that I am thinking wrong? "And how much did you charge?"

Wang Xiaoyi said embarrassedly: "Originally, I received a lot, but a few days ago, Jin Cripple and Liu Laoscar found me and said that they wanted to buy some things for the big guys, so I gave them all the money..."

This Wang Xiaoyi thought that his inquisitive character was a clever ghost, but who knew that it was useless!

immediately said angrily: "You fool, they said you would give you money?" Can you see what the two of them bought? A stupid guy didn't know that he was deceived by others, and he stupidly ran over to borrow firewood!! ”

After being scolded, Wang Xiaoyi came to his senses, and immediately couldn't help but go back to the two to settle accounts.

The dog rolled his eyes and said: "Where are you staying, the money is in Wang Ba's stomach and you are still counting on people to spit it out, and besides, you are small, it's not enough for people to punch you, don't go to find yourself hard!" ”

said the same, Wang Xiaoyi said with shame on his face: "Brother Dog, what should I do?" Did they cheat them out of the money? ”

The dog smiled coldly and said: "Zhang Dalang has been killed, and their little ruffians are even more afraid, so Xiaoyi, you don't make a noise first, go back and tell them, just say that the firewood is there, but you have to take money to give it."

A few of us are not their opponents yet, you go back and stare secretly, count how many people are close to them, and wait for the snow to stop and run back to tell me, hehehe, it is a small achievement to catch the remnants of Zhang Dalang! ”

Hearing the word Yu Sin, the people in the room shivered in unison.

In order to cope with the errand, and in order to be able to nail Zhang Dalang's case into an iron case, Liu Sanlang sent a number of officials last week and arrested a large number of people, and posted a notice saying that the arrest of the thief Zhang Dalang's remnants has been consistent with the reward for those who know about it!

Zhang Dalang and his brothers were originally born as little ruffians, and they made a lot of money when they met a nobleman, and they didn't know how to restrain themselves because they had no power, and they acted more and more openly with the money in their pockets, and they were rampant in Xicheng Lawlessness and were finally remembered by people with hearts, just by virtue of the dog's appearance, they went to prison justifiably.

In the green forests and rivers and lakes, it is the rule that heroes rob the road and ask for money and do not want to die, but when you enter the yamen, if you have no background, the more money you have, the faster you will lose your life!

Fortunately, the remnants of the sin are worthless, and after being warned by the board, they were driven out crying wolf, which also scared a few of them, but fortunately we are on the side of the government.

Otherwise, the buttocks in the winter will be beaten to rot and not raised for ten days and a half, where can it be better.

Seeing that the dog had a trick to deal with, everyone was relieved, especially Wang Xiaoyi praised again and again.

"Okay, okay, a bunch of sycophants, farts don't eat a top two!"

Several people made a fuss, and Wang Xiaoyi hurriedly ran back while the snow was small.

Maybe it's because the snow is too urgent, many people haven't come and prepared dry firewood, the road is full of snow, the mountains outside the city are covered with heavy snow, people can't go in, there are people who are anxious to chop firewood regardless of it, looking at the flat snow, one foot on it and even people with axes are trapped, fortunately there are companions who are quickly rescued, otherwise a life will be gone, and when he was carried back to the city, he was already unconscious.

Because of this incident, the price of firewood in the city and the carbon price have doubled, and the dog who is having a headache for money will miss this God-given opportunity, and finally waited until dawn, several people got up early in the morning and hurriedly ate a bite of cold cooking cakes, and one person picked up half a load of firewood and hurried to the Dongcheng market.

Gou Yu asked: "Brother Lang, why don't you sell more, the price of firewood is so expensive, and it will be cheap when the weather clears?" ”

Half a load of firewood weighed fifty pounds, and the dog carried it for a long time, and after listening to the dog's words, he threw it on the ground and sat on it panting and replied: "You can think that those who have excess firewood at home will carry it and sell it, so today's firewood price must not be too high." ”

Gou Yu was puzzled: "If you can't sell it at a high price, why don't we wait for two days before going?" ”

The dog pointed to the heavenly road above his head: "What if the price of firewood falls after two days?" ”

A group of people nodded hurriedly and said yes, and Dasha interjected: "Then let God snow again!" ”

How can the affairs of God be managed by mortals? No one bothered to deal with this fool.

Maybe it's the help of heaven in the dark, or maybe it's the fool who takes care of it, the next three days will snow every morning, and the big fool of Le praised himself as a god operator when he saw people, but fortunately everyone knew that he was a fool and didn't take it seriously, who knew that the more he said, the more he went too far, one day he actually blew himself to Liu Tou, who came to the door to find the dog, that he was the "son of heaven", and then he was beaten by Liu Headache.

"Phew, a fool actually dares to say that he is the 'son of heaven' and doesn't pee on himself, the 'son of heaven' is the emperor and his old man dare to say it, you bastard have a few lives to dare you say that!"

Liu Tou sat on the bench of the shed, holding hot water in one hand and pointing at Dasha with the other, and scolded fiercely.

After scolding a lot of words, he raised his neck to drink the water in the bowl and pointed at the dog and scolded: "He's stupid, are you stupid too?" You're still a reader of the loss, and you don't know how to stop him from messing around like this? Fortunately, I heard it today, if it was heard by other yamen, it was inevitable to pull it to the yamen and eat a board, and some serious heads would have to be cut off! ”

Hearing that he was going to lose his head, Dasha's originally unconvinced expression instantly softened, and the dog also led a few people to compensate one after another, and swore to the sky that he would definitely pay attention in the future, and never let others say some forbidden nonsense!

After all, he was young, and Liu Tou didn't mention it after a beating. He took another bowl of hot water and said to the dog: "I said puppy, I heard that you have been selling firewood in the Dongcheng Market these days, and you are making a lot of money!" Why do you have money in your pocket, have you forgotten your brother? ”

Just listening to such a sentence makes the dog tremble and heartbeat.