Back house.

The barrels are filled with hot water and blended at a moderate temperature. Between the rising water vapor, the fog is shrouded. A mirror is placed in front of the barrel, reflecting two blurred shadows.

Li Mu stretched out his hand to wipe the mirror, pointed to the wheat-skinned man in the mirror, and said to Bai Qiaoqiao behind him: "Madam, how is it?" Can you see clearly? ”

Bai Qiaoqiao sighed helplessly, this naïve husband is really a headache.

"Husband, Qiaoqiao wants to look at you, just look at you directly, why do you want to look in the mirror?"

"Can't you praise me?" Li Mu shrank back into the water, turned around and hugged Bai Qiaoqiao, and touched her body. Bai Qiaoqiao was teased by him, glanced at him, and held down his hand.

"Husband, be honest."

Li Mu turned a deaf ear, and said with a smile: "Lady, it seems to be getting bigger and bigger-"

"What?" Bai Qiaoqiao looked down at Li Mu's gaze, screamed, and said angrily: "Husband, you are playing tricks on me again." ”

"It's really big, where did I lie?" Li Mu picked up Bai Qiaoqiao's pretty face, kissed her gently, hugged her tightly, and said, "Lady, having you in this life is really my Li Mu's greatest luck." ”

"What's the matter, all of a sudden, saying this again?"

"It's okay, I just want you to know." Li Mu smiled and diverted the topic. He suddenly remembered what Sun Simiao said about his incompatible, wiped his face, and asked, "Lady, do you think I've become a little handsome recently?" ”

"Handsome?" Bai Qiaoqiao showed a puzzled look, and Li Mu explained: "Have you become more good-looking and handsome?" ”

"Hmm-"

Bai Qiaoqiao glanced at Li Mu, misunderstood what he meant, and said with a smile: "Does the husband want to compare with Xiao Jiu?" Then the husband should give up, you will not be more handsome than Xiao Jiu. If Xiao Jiu is a woman, she must be a great beauty who captivates the country and the city. ”

"Who's going to compare with him?" Li Mu said angrily, suddenly felt that something was wrong, looked at Bai Qiaoqiao angrily, and said, "Lady, I will punish you for your husband." You actually think that Xiao Jiu is more handsome than me, is it that I am not the most handsome man in the world in your heart? Isn't this what I'm talking about? ”

"Uh-huh!" Bai Qiaoqiao nodded vigorously, but one of them didn't hold back, and laughed out loud.

"Humph!"

Li Mu was unhappy and climbed out of the barrel. He doesn't have a hobby of bathing, and every time he takes a bath, he comes out earlier than Bai Qiaoqiao. Bai Qiaoqiao didn't care about him, and took care of making soap by himself.

Li Mu bypassed the screen to find a dry cloth to wipe his body, and suddenly heard footsteps outside, and immediately hesitated. It's this time, and the door is going to be closed. Li Chongyi and Dugu Jiu were not summoned and would not come to the back house. Xiaozhu and the others also began to fetch water and wash, ready to rest. As for Li Zhien, at this time, he will go to the front yard to keep accounts, and the daily expenses in the house, etc., will be at least half an hour smaller. The point is that Li Mu often listens to Li Zhien's footsteps, and he is already too familiar to be familiar with them, and this footstep is definitely not.

Assassin?

Li Mu was startled, quickly grabbed a dry cloth and surrounded his lower body, looked at the guys who didn't have anything to take advantage of on the left and right, and in a hurry, he had to grab a low stool and squat in the shadow behind the door.

He didn't think about running away, his wife was still taking a bath inside, where to escape? Not to mention the safety of his wife, even if he was taken a look at by this assassin, Li Mu's macho character with a small belly and chicken intestines had to explode on the spot!

Fortunately, there was only one person listening to the footsteps.

Li Mu was secretly ruthless in his heart, even if you are strong in martial arts, Lao Tzu has also trained his strength by striking iron, and by surprise, no one may be able to beat whom!

Let's play with your life!

Footsteps got closer, creaked, and the door was pushed open.

"Clever ......"

"There are assassins!!" Li Mu roared at the top of his throat, hoping that Li Chongyi and the others in the front yard could hear it, and at the same time, he picked up the low stool and smashed it.

At the moment when the low stool Li Mu picked up was about to smash into the black powersuit assassin who entered the door, between the lightning and flint, I saw a long and well-proportioned leg full of explosive power lifted up at an incredible angle, and then slashed down.

"Boom!"

The stool shattered.

"Click!"

The leg slashed into Li Mu's left shoulder, and his left arm instantly drooped.

"Ahh

Li Mu screamed miserably.

The leg retracted and kicked out again, streaking a phantom through the air.

Li Mu was hit in the abdomen and flew out upside down.

The screen is broken! Li Mu wrapped the crumbs of the screen and slammed into the vat, his eyes fainting.

"Husband!" Bai Qiaoqiao exclaimed.

"Qiaoqiao?" Zhang Tianai saw Bai Qiaoqiao sitting in the bathtub, and said angrily: "This little thief still dares to peep, see if I don't-" Zhang Tianai pulled out his sword and was about to chop off this little thief, and after seeing his face clearly, he was dumbfounded.

"God love sister! You, why are you beating my husband? ”

"Where are the Assassins! Boss, I'm coming!! ”

Li Chongyi's roar came from outside the door, Zhang Tianai was so anxious that he stomped his feet and said, "How do I know...... Oops, you shout first, don't let them in, you're not dressed yet! ”

Bai Qiaoqiao suddenly shouted, separating Li Chongyi and the others from the door. Zhang Tianai threw Bai Qiaoqiao's clothes to her, Bai Qiaoqiao hurriedly put them on, and Zhang Tianai had already pressed Li Mu's middle and woke him up.

"Lady Run!!"

After Li Mu woke up, he shouted loudly, raised his fist and hit. Zhang Tianai raised his leg and almost slashed at Li Mu's face again, but because Bai Qiaoqiao was beside him, he just stepped on Li Mu's shoulder.

"It's me!"

"No one can do it—huh?" Li Mu listened to the voice a little familiar, looked up, saw that it was Zhang Tianai, and said, "Why are you?" ”

"I just arrived, and I heard from Zhi'en that Sister Qiaoqiao came to look for her in the bath. Who knew you were there-" Zhang Tianai's face suddenly turned red, tilted his head to the side, and said, "You, you get dressed first and talk." ”

Li Mu looked down, and when he was kicked over, the cloth around his waist had long since disappeared. I'm defenseless now, clean and slippery—

It's over, it's been seen by this female tyrannosaurus!

Li Mu hurriedly covered his chest, and suddenly realized that something was wrong, moved his hands down, and covered his brother.

"Wife-" Li Mu was about to cry!

Bai Qiaoqiao brought his clothes and waited for him to put them on. Telling him that Li Chongyi was leading people outside, Li Mu hurriedly shouted and dismissed Li Chongyi and the others. If this look is seen by the younger brothers, will you still have the face to be a big brother in the future?

"I've got a dislocated shoulder!"

"My belly! You kick me in the stomach, and a little further down, and I'll-"

"You woman, you're so ruthless!!"

"I didn't mean to!"

"Qiaoqiao, break off her friendship, she wants to murder your father-in-law!!"

……

After tossing about a stick of incense, Li Mu's dislocated shoulder was 'broken' back by Bai Qiaoqiao. At this moment, he was pillowing Bai Qiaoqiao's legs, exposing his belly, and Li Zhien knelt beside him to wipe his bruises and drink.

Zhang Tianai stood on the edge of the bed with a sword and looked at him, his face full of apologies. She knew that she had exerted a bit of strength, if it weren't for Li Mu's usual strength in striking iron, and there were a few abdominal muscles in her abdomen, this foot would be lighter if she didn't kick him and shift his five organs.

Li Mu snorted, squinted at Zhang Tianai, and secretly said in his heart, this woman is a monster, the kick just now, it looks like a woman kicked out. Li Chongyi won't talk about it, Dugu Jiu's strength is like this.

How do you practice! , if anyone marries her, will they be able to live their lives? Mix your mouth a little, and kick you off with a kick and a half tube of blood, this is still a fart!

"I'm sorry!"

"Humph!" Li Mu buried his head in Bai Qiaoqiao's arms and ignored her.

Li Zhien held Li Mu's hand distressedly, Li Mu closed his eyes and gently rubbed Li Zhien's little hand, feeling a little comfort.

Bai Qiaoqiao looked at Zhang Tianai, gently pushed Li Mu's shoulder, and said, "Husband, Sister Tianai really didn't mean it. Didn't you already explain that you shouted that there was an assassin and hit her with a low stool. She thought that I was the only one bathing in there, and she was thinking of you as an assassin, so that's-"

"You're still talking to her-" Li Mu raised his head, looked at Bai Qiaoqiao with tears in his eyes, and said, "Why do I hide behind the door with a low stool, don't I treat her as an assassin?" I was naked, and I didn't have any guys at hand, so what would I do if I didn't take a low stool? I'm not here to protect you, lady, it really hurts my heart for you to talk like that, woo......"

"Hey, husband, don't cry......" Li Mu's cry made Bai Qiaoqiao's heart cry. She glanced at Zhang Tianai apologetically, hugged Li Mu in her arms and coaxed, and said, "Okay, husband doesn't cry, Qiaoqiao knows how good husband is, husband-"

"Qiaoqiao, don't coax her!" Zhang Tianai was uncomfortable when he looked at Li Mu's crooked look, and suddenly pulled out his sword. Li Mu was startled, quickly climbed behind Bai Qiaoqiao, and said angrily: "What do you want to do, bully? Kill somebody to do away with a witness? What a wicked woman—"

Before the words fell, Zhang Tianai threw the sword on the bed and stretched out his arm.

"Either way, I hurt you. One person does things and one person does it, I don't need Qiaoqiao's sister to apologize for me, the sword is given to you, you cut me a few times, and we will even. ”

Qiaoqiao hurriedly said: "Husband, no! ”

"Why not, my beating will be in vain?" Li Mu copied the sword in his hand and said viciously: "Zhang Tianai! The last time you left, you gave me a look on my face inexplicably. When you come back this time, you beat me without saying anything, and I have reason to suspect that you did it on purpose, and in that case, Hugh will blame me for being unkind. If you let me cut you, I'll cut you! ”

"Humph!" Zhang Tianai snorted coldly and said, "There is a reason for giving you a look, I think you can't stand my Qiaoqiao sister and sister, what's wrong with giving you a look?" As for just now, I have already explained it again, accidental injury is accidental injury, believe it or not, if you want to cut it, mother-in-law! ”

"You think I don't dare to cut it?"

"Hurry up! Cut it off! ”

Li Mu glared at him viciously, Zhang Tianai just stretched out his arm, and didn't seem to pay attention to it at all.

"Phew!" Li Mu threw the sword on the ground and stretched out his hand to point: "You go, I don't want to see you!" ”

Zhang Tianai picked up the sword, like a scabbard, and said: "You don't cut it, but you can't blame me, let's clear the two." ”

"Who is clear with you, I don't cut it now, can't I cut it again when I think about it later? There you go! I won't let you stay in my house! ”

Bai Qiaoqiao begged: "Husband, the door is closed-"

"What's wrong with it, where is love going!" Li Mu said angrily: "Qiaoqiao, my husband and I have been beaten, don't you feel sorry for your husband at all?" ”

"I feel sorry for my husband, but I love my sister ......" Bai Qiaoqiao looked at Li Mu with a smile and whispered: "Why don't you stay for one night first, please, good husband." ”

"Don't beg him." Zhang Tianai glanced at Li Mu and said, "I can find the room I stayed in last time, and the people I brought with me can just let them live in the guest room." It's not early, so I'll go to bed first. ”

"Huh?" Li Mu was shocked, what is the situation, when he is his own home?

"Stop!" Li Mu crawled to the side of the bed and shouted at Zhang Tianai: "I said why are you so thick-skinned, this is my house, hey!" This is Zhuluhou Mansion, I am Zhuluhou, what are you doing...... Feed! Zhang Tianai, Lao Tzu called you! ”

"I don't have time to coax you to play!"

Zhang Tianai's voice came in from outside, and Li Mu choked half to death at once.

Li Mu threw himself into Bai Qiaoqiao's arms and cried: "Lady, have you seen it, this is your sister, she still has your husband and me in her eyes!" She is treating me as her own home, too casual, too presumptuous! ”

Bai Qiaoqiao was also angry and said, "I didn't expect Sister Tianai to be such a person!" I really misread her, husband, you wait, I'll go to her theory! ”

"Yes!" Li Mu said hatefully: "You scolded her for me, made her ashamed, and asked her to come over and apologize to me!" Apologize! ”

"Good!" Bai Qiaoqiao handed Li Mu into Li Zhien's arms and got out of bed, put on his shoes, looked back at Li Mu, and said, "Don't worry, husband, I'm going to scold her!" ”

"Be careful! If you can't scold, you can shout, and I'll let Zhi'en help. If she wants to do it, don't be polite to her. Let the big guy clean her up, don't look at her with a little strength, she definitely won't be able to beat the big one! ”

"Got it!"

Bai Qiaoqiao responded and went out violently.

Li Mu arched into Li Zhien's arms and began to hum again. Li Zhien looked at the footprints on Li Mu's stomach, felt distressed, poured the bone-setting wine on his hand, and smeared it on him little by little.

I don't know how long it took, Li Mu was about to fall asleep in a daze, looked at the half-lit candle, and muttered, "Zhi'en, Madam won't come back, right?" ”

"Well—maybe, I don't know."

"Woo......" Li Mubei came from it, hugged Li Zhien's body tightly, and said, "Zhien, your master and I ...... In my wife's heart, I can't compete with a woman, and my wife actually lied to me! ”

Li Zhien got up and blew out the candle, shrunk into Li Mu's arms, and bit his ear in his ear: "Since the master is so sad, why don't you let me replace the lady and serve the master well for one night?" ”

"Nope."

"Huh?"

"She may have kicked me with that kick, it's not good."

"So serious?" Li Zhien rolled his eyes and got into the quilt: "Let me take a look?" ”

"Huh? Don't touch it, hey, hey, hey! Hurt! My lower abdomen hurts, oops!! ”