Chapter 4: Friends
After Kong Fangyuan went home, he found that there was no one at home, and he couldn't help but be a little disappointed.
In the study, staring at my father's uniform, my heart is warm.
The hollow metal balls, rune beads, and bronze geese were all given to him by his father, and there were many similar things, and he was instructed to carry them with him.
Kong Fangyuan didn't want to dress up like a stupid Duobao boy, so he only brought three or four pieces with him, and put the rest in the broken pavilion behind the silver portal.
Thinking of the thrilling moments just now, Kong Fangyuan secretly called for luck, and couldn't help but hug the photo of his father and kiss it.
But why can't you understand me, you have to make me resign myself to mediocrity, and I will be lost to everyone after decades.
Daddy, daddy, do you make me love you, or should I hate you?
Bang bang!
As soon as Kong Fangyuan heard the familiar rhythm of knocking, he knew who was knocking.
When I opened the door, it was indeed Su Ning Frost.
She is fairy-looking, better than countless female ghost slaves.
But the figure is really indescribable.
Kong Fangyuan habitually pinched her face, and his eyes fell from her face, along her pajamas, to her chest.
Such a flat chest is rare to see in a hundred years.
If you open your heart and hug her, you will not feel a trace of softness and warmth, only the sound of clattering sternum.
It's a sigh of relief!
He couldn't help but shake his head, sighed, and said, "It's a pity, it's a pity." β
Childhood sweethearts, two little guesses.
What a good wife candidate, it's a pity.
Su Ningshuang knocked his hand off and kicked him in the leg lightly. Then he snorted coldly and rolled his pretty eyes.
What's wrong with chest level?
I'm flat, I'm proud.
Actually, she is also very helpless, since the year of development, this bastard baby has seen her, and it is this ghost.
You can't beat it, you can't hide it.
What can she do with being a weak woman?
There's a saying β when you can't change your environment, you have to learn to follow your heart.
After a few years, she has long been used to it, what do you like, just do it.
Of course, she also has a way to take revenge - to sue the black, otherwise she must be depressed.
Whenever Uncle Kong violently sanctioned Kong Erzi because of this, her accumulated resentment would be fully released.
It's as cool as you want.
"Where are you fooling around? I'm going to tell my uncle and aunt about coming back so late. Su Ningshuang said and dialed the video call.
Kong Fangyuan is tired.
Isn't it all done in the dark?
It's so blatantly unsightly for you to do it!
"I, Kong Fangyuan, have always been gentle and humble, how can you smear people's innocence out of thin air?" Kong Fangyuan rushed over and grabbed his phone.
I saw my mother's face on the screen, and I only heard her say: "You be honest, bully Frosty, and be careful of your skin." β
Kong Fangyuan became like a good baby, and said into the mobile phone: "Dear mother, how can you slander people's innocence out of thin air, she has always bullied me, where do I dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head." β
"Mother Zhuang, he was fooling around with a bunch of glamorous sluts outside, and he just came back. Su Ningshuang didn't give Kong Fangyuan a chance to crook the building, and directly sued the black.
The streets at midnight were more dangerous, and Kong Fangyuan had been warned and repaired very early, and he was resolutely not allowed to return late.
Kong Fangyuan was prepared today, saying that he was fascinated by reading in a bookstore, and he took out a newly bought college entrance examination mock test to fool him, otherwise a violent beating would be inevitable.
The mother knew that her son was fooling her, but she was a good person, so she didn't delve into it, but instead watched Kong Fangyuan and Su Ningshuang together in the middle of the night, playing and making trouble, and her eyes were very kind.
Kong Fangyuan hung up the phone after being confused, and said unceremoniously: "I'm going to sleep peacefully, Xiao Shuangzi kneel down." β
In order to give Kong Fangyuan eye medicine, Su Ningshuang got up from bed in the middle of the night, how could he be willing to let him pass the test in a fool's way.
Karmic fire: +2.4.
"What's the matter, do you want to stay in bed? Okay, I've been acquainted since childhood, so I'll canonize you as frost...... Frost promised, a little slippery, go to the bathroom to soak in a milk rose bath first......"
Su Ningshuang's pretty face flushed, and he rushed over to beat him.
Karma: +2.4.
Kong Fangyuan touched his eyebrows and smiled lightly.
I'm afraid you won't do it.
Just an eight-star martial artist, take the initiative to provoke a nine-star martial artist, why don't you go to heaven.
Kong Fangyuan easily suppressed her, picked her up and threw her on his brother's bed, and then went back to his room to sleep.
As soon as it was dawn the next day, Kong Fangyuan was woken up by a rhythmic knock on the door.
Su Ningshuang failed miserably in his hands last night, and he must have come to find fault so early.
He decided not to bother.
No matter how loud you knock on the door, you can't wake me up pretending to be asleep.
You have the ability to break in.
Anyway, this is my bedroom, and everyone knows that I like to sleep naked, and whoever comes in is a hooligan.
It has nothing to do with the valuable Confucian master.
However, Master Confucius was open-minded and didn't have the same knowledge as a little woman, so he got up and went downstairs to have breakfast with Su Ningshuang.
The three people hanging on the street lamps have been arrested by the Security Bureau.
The uncles of the community who were exercising in the morning gathered together and commented on the photos of the fruity woman on their mobile phones.
The person holding the mobile phone was 90-year-old Uncle Guo.
As the only person who took photos and only saw a real person, Uncle Guo pointed to the photos and told the different points of real people and photos.
It's a lot of fanci, it's like talking about cross talk.
Kong Fangyuan's heart was quite empty, and he blamed him for being too stupid and naΓ―ve, unreliable, not paying attention to things, and after harvesting the karmic fire, he left a milk cover and egg pocket for others.
The woman hung naked, and was seen by adults to take a photo, at best, it affected social and family harmony, and if it was seen by underage children, it would be a great sin.
"Ahh
Uncle Guo, who was talking energetically, suddenly shouted.
He was kicked in the ass and nearly fell.
When he stood firm, he turned around and was about to die.
The guy who ate the bear's heart and leopard's gall dared to sneak attack his Lao Guo.
This is thinking that his old Guo can't hold a knife.
As soon as he turned around and saw that it was Grandma Guo, his face changed, and he destroyed the mobile phone with a force in his hand, and said, "Old woman, you have nothing to do, what do you want to do." β
Then, under the forced gaze of Grandma Guo, her heart was weak and she slipped away like a rabbit, and Grandma Guo scolded and chased behind her.
Kong Fangyuan and Su Ningshuang thought it was interesting and coaxed with the crowd watching the excitement.
When I walked into the breakfast shop, I saw the two high school students holding a tablet and looking at the photos.
Kong Fangyuan squinted his eyes, and he was looking at the same person as the uncles, and he shot super clearly, and the subtleties were clearly visible.
Men, young and old, are a bunch of big pigs' trotters.
"Smack!"
"Smack!"
Kong Fangyuan rewarded the two little pigs' trotters with a slap and ordered them to delete the photos and stand aside to listen to the lecture.
"Where did you dare to look at such discordant photos in Confucius's territory!"
While eating breakfast, Master Confucius lectured them earnestly, and patted the table from time to time.
"Take a mirror and look at your bears, it's not far from drinking wolfberry and jujubes, it's really a shame for us post-00s. β
"Why don't you learn from me, be an upright, noble, benevolent, and pure person, but be obsessed with low-grade pleasures, and cause trouble to me and the country!"
"Now I'm giving you a task, gather a group of people to patrol around and root out this poison. β
The two high school students ran away in a panic when they heard this.
Dog thing, don't learn well!
As soon as Kong Fangyuan retracted his gaze, he saw a bowl of salted bean curd brought over, with coriander sprinkled on it.
Su Ningshuang was staring at him with a smile on the other side.
It is really unconscionable to take revenge on a sweet party in this way!
Doesn't your conscience hurt?
Kong Fangyuan pinched his nose and finished eating the salted bean curd, and Su Ningshuang twisted his fat ass and walked away arrogantly.
She didn't sleep well last night and needs to catch up on sleep.
After walking a few steps, he turned around and came back and asked, "Do you participate in this year's Lombok Exam?"
"Of course I participate!" Kong Fangyuan said vaguely as he chewed on the raw fry.
"Okay, let's go together, the responsibility of persuading the parents will be handed over to you, especially reminder, without the signature of the parents, you are not even eligible to enter the training camp. Su Ningshuang dropped a sentence and yawned and left.
Kong Fangyuan stared at her back and snorted twice.
You think Lombok is playing a game.
It's a battlefield, and people are going to die.
The battlefield is a man's business, and women only add to the chaos.
On the other side, after the two high school students ran away, they stopped and stared at each other, as if asking each other what to do?
Kong Tianshi is famous in all the kindergartens, elementary schools, middle schools, and high schools in the vicinity, and those who dare to touch the tiger's whiskers are copying books with their livers.
After copying the Book of Poetry, copying Chu Ci, copying Han Fu, copying Tang poems, copying Song Ci, copying Yuan Qu, copying Analects, copying historical records, copying Zizhi Tongjian......
There's always a book you haven't copied yet.
If copying a book doesn't cure you, then memorize it.
A high student suddenly said: "Would you rather be a good person innocently, or would you rather be dominated by endorsements?"
The other thought about his memory, shuddered, shook his head and said: "That photo is spreading quickly along the Internet, just the two of us can't do it, we have to go to the experiment, Zhenhua, and the attached middle school to find a few people, and work together to complete the task assigned by Master Confucius with quality and quantity." β
Kong Fangyuan finished breakfast, walked around, and after returning home, he flashed into the silver portal and prepared to eat some fruit.
Fruits such as durian, lychee, watermelon, longan, apple, and coconut are planted on the mother soil, as well as drinks such as Da Hong Pao, Taiping Houkui, Keemun black tea, cocoa and coffee trees.
The seeds, saplings, etc. are the best varieties carefully selected by cousin Kong Zhengyuan, such as durian is blackthorn and Musang King, and lychee is green hanging and cinnamon glutinous.
These plants, which originally grew in different regions and required harsh growing conditions to ensure quality, were planted here to not only shorten the growth period and thrive, but also continue to bloom and bear fruit, and even the quality, taste and yield have improved.
Kong Fangyuan's private money was saved by the harvest here.
However, Kong Zhengyuan's two goods, with the cuttings and scion he gave away, planted and grafted tens of thousands of acres of tea gardens and orchards, although the quality of the output is much worse, but it is also the top on the earth.
After several years of hard work, Zhengyuan Group's high-quality fruits, teas, etc. are about to become world-renowned luxury jewelry.
The reason why there is the word "soon" is because the mainstream of the earth is cultivation now, and there is always a shortage of food that cannot help cultivation.
Kong Zhengyuan said the word "Zhengyuan" of Zhengyuan Group, the word "Zheng" came from his name, and the word "Yuan" came from Kong Fangyuan's name, and he also gave half of the company's shares to Kong Fangyuan.
However, he did it in front of the whole family, and then ...... Where there is then.
Kong Fangyuan picked a black thorn durian and split it with his bare hands, it was stinky and fragrant, and it was really wonderful as a dessert after dinner.
When I passed by, I saw a fruit tree, and the cucumber-like fruit hanging on it was ripe, and I picked it and tasted it very unique.
Kong Fangyuan remembered that Kong Zhengyuan said that this fruit tree was called Finger Orange. Someone's fingers are as thick as cucumbers.
The second cargo hole is really a pit.
You give away the shares, but you send them privately.
Kong Fangyuan scolded while eating, and when the fruit was finished, he lay on the sofa refreshed.
If he becomes the number one master in the universe, he will live with Tianqi, and marry all the most beautiful women in the universe, give birth to a large group of dolls, and then eat and sleep like this, sleep and eat.
Life is complete.
What more could you ask for!
But on the road of his beautiful life, an insurmountable stone appeared called Kong Buqi.
He couldn't even participate in the Longmu Test, how could he kill the green goblin to get resources and become a creator, where would there be a future.
What to do?
Or the whole beauty plan.
Let Huang Zicheng, a sworn friend who lingers in the flowers all day long, find a demon girl to hook up with her father Kong Buqi, and then see the right time to report Kong Buqi's cheating to her mother, and report Kong Buqi to the unit to support the junior.
When the time comes, he will not be able to protect himself, where will he have the energy to take care of his own affairs.
However, Kong Fangyuan quickly denied this method, Kong Buqi didn't have any big background, all the way to his current position, he hadn't seen any scenes, this kind of trick was a completely small case for him.
If he is exposed, he will face a mixed doubles of his parents, and the tragic scene is terrifying to think about.
"Toot ......"
Outside the window, the long, shrill horn sounded incessantly.
Kong Fangyuan walked to the window and went downstairs to take a look, Huang Zicheng, who was dressed in a pink suit, was pressing the horn of a yellow dazzling sports car, and when he saw him, he beckoned him to go down.
Kong Fangyuan was speechless.
Can you be so swaggering?
You can come and knock on my door.
Even if my parents think that I became bad because you lured me, I don't want to see you, you don't want to come to the door.
You can call, text, and text.
If you want to make such a fuss, I can't wait for the whole community to know that you are here.
Kong Fangyuan picked three Elvis Presley durians, and the goods were just a bite.
Seeing that the weather was hot, I took a large watermelon. Produced by the mother soil, there are about 50 catties, and ordinary people can't hold it.
His movements were numb.
If he doesn't slip away, he won't go down, and the horn won't stop.
What kind of people are these!
Huang Zicheng's car was parked at the intersection, and the people were handsome, and passers-by regardless of men and women frequently looked sideways.
Kong Fangyuan pouted.
No matter how handsome you are, you have to eat, and pee, and a bite of durian will become stinky.
It can be seen that handsome is not always the top thing.
"Wow! you know me. After Huang Zicheng saw the durian and watermelon, he took it with a smile and put it in the car.
Huang Zicheng leaned against the car door and said: "I heard that you are going to take the Lombok exam, do you know that in the first two years, more than 20,000 people participated each time, and none of the ten who came back in the end were still disabled, and only 100 people were safe." β
Kong Fangyuan nodded, this was a well-known thing, and he couldn't be clearer.
"You know it, what does that mean...... It means that with your fucking personality, if you go, you will definitely have braids. As a brother for many years, seeing that you are going to die, I feel bad in my heart, so I prepared a generous gift for you, so that you can take a few blood, and completely get rid of the virgin body, so as not to die blindly.
The next day, let's have a big banquet to celebrate your departure, although it is four years later than me, it is a shame to say it, but buddy does not dislike you. β
Kong Fangyuan trembled.
Listen to what this dog says, is this a human thing?
If he hadn't been able to beat him, Master Confucius would definitely have pressed him to the durian and rubbed him today.
Besides, can such a thing as taking a blood be discussed in private?
You're standing at the intersection and yelling what's going on.
Kong Fangyuan squinted and sneered twice, and said: "It's just a mere dragon eye test, a bunch of green goblins are just paper tigers, local chickens and dogs, even a thief like you can win a third place, Master Confucius, I am Hongfu Qitian, Shou and Tianqi, the champions are all hand-to-hand."
Also, my virginity will be reserved for my beloved on the wedding night. Sooner or later, you will have to grow old before you get old, haven't you noticed that you have more wrinkles and gray hair recently?"
"Huh. Huang Zicheng disagreed.
People don't know about you, and they think I don't know. You kid is not a good bird, he pretends to be serious on the surface, but in fact he is terrible.
What about the wedding night...... Phew!
As for my gray hair and wrinkles.
Freshly dyed hair, just done beauty.
You liar.
"Life should be happy in time, otherwise you will regret it. Just like Li Bai said, 'Life must be happy, don't make it...... Gold Bottle ...... Air-to-Moon'. Huang Zicheng accentuated the word "golden bottle" when he said it, which meant something.
"......" Kong Fangyuan was speechless.
Li Bai's poems can still be used in this way.
Are you really worried that Li Bai will crawl out of the grave and strangle you, and then throw you into the Dan furnace and mix it with immortal grass to refine it into an elixir?
Can you succeed with Liu Yong's?
Kong Fangyuan didn't dare to talk to him like this.
If others hear these nonsense words, one word is ten, ten is spread to hundreds, and it ruins Confucius's good reputation of not exchanging gold for silver, how can he still see people.
He quickly pulled the topic away and talked about it for a while.
Huang Zicheng suddenly said: "I really can't help it, I want to kill him." But I'm afraid...... Thundered by the sky. β
The "he" in Huang Zicheng's mouth is his own father - Huang, Black and Red.
Since the death of Huang Zicheng's mother, Huang Heihong is like a dog released from the cage, spreading joy vigorously.
This dog is not an ordinary dog, it is a combination of Teddy and Erha, and he found a group of supernumerary mothers for Huang Zicheng and gave birth to a bunch of younger brothers and sisters, but he was still dancing under the baton of those little mothers and younger brothers and sisters, and he was looking for trouble with Huang Zicheng.
The relationship between father and son has dropped to a freezing point, and now it seems that although there is a distance from absolute zero, it is estimated that it is not far away.
"Why don't you find an opportunity to send him in and let the prison guard uncle take care of him, and the world will be clean. Kong Fangyuan casually suggested.
He has been thinking about how to toss his father during this time, but he has thought of a lot of clever ways.
"It makes sense, Huang Heihong's prostitute evasion and tax evasion, and he does a lot of evil......," Huang Zicheng said fiercely.
With such a big rebellious remark, Kong Fangyuan didn't dare to listen to it anymore, and turned the topic to Lombok, after all, this product is both a witness and a winner.
There are a total of 200,000 Terrans and Green Goblins who participated in the Longmu Test, and the third place won by Huang Zicheng was the only Terran to enter the top 100 in the two Lombok Exams.
As a successful person, his advice is practical.
Huang Zicheng also came prepared, and took out a bag, which contained information about the Lombok test and some practical things specially prepared.
Before leaving, Huang Zicheng said again: "Why don't you take a few bloods, and then hold a grand party, and have a lot of fun?"
I'll strangled the grass!
Are you still finished?!
Kong Fangyuan blasted the thief into the yellow, glaring sports car.
"Finally gone!"
Kong Fangyuan wiped the non-existent sweat on his forehead and breathed a sigh of relief.
PSοΌ
It is a medicine with three points of poison, no matter how good the pill is, there is erysipelas, which will harm the human body, but the medicine is not.
Wufa Xuanshi (Wushi) is even more able to eat.
Kong Fangyuan Family:
Father: Kong Buqi, born in 76, director of the Yujing City Security Bureau;
Mother: Zhuang Qingwei, born in 78, doctor of the Affiliated Hospital of Yuanjia Daoyuan;
Younger brother: Kong Quyuan, born in 10 years, Yujing Zhenhua Primary School.