Chapter 176: Northern Bandits Popular Stand-up Comedy?

"Dog's day, you can be hungry, but we can't save face in Qinglong Mountain." The second generation of the mountain hated iron and steel and looked around a few times, roared in despair, pulled his shoulders to the sides, revealing a black chest hair, carried the shell gun and luckily, and jumped back into the range of Niu Er's bow and arrow before the bandits had time to hold him.

"Eagle Master, don't!" The old pimple, who was lying not far from him, grabbed his leg.

Although this eldest brother often commits two mistakes, he is definitely a good big brother, from the sixteen-year-old pimple still has a torn cotton jacket, as the boss of Qinglong Mountain, he knows it with a cold chest of meat.

"The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone", the current boss of Qinglong Mountain, who jumped out with an old pimple holding his legs, has a somewhat bleak back, which is very reminiscent of the famous poem.

Although the bandits had never heard these two sentences at all. But this does not negate the admiration that arises in their hearts when they see the leader facing the enemy so lonely, and the extremely infectious and sad back of the leader.

The boss is a real man. Fight so hard for the stomachs of the brothers. Many bandits were stupid and ready to follow behind their leaders, with the righteousness of all brothers, but also for the sake of growling stomachs.

Fortunately, the boss's painting style changed quickly, and soon, the bandits were quiet, and by the way, they wiped the cold sweat left on their foreheads.

Xiao Senan, who showed a large amount of pectoralis muscles from black chest hair, puffed out his cheeks, squinted his eyes, and put the arrow on the string again, Niu Er, yelled: "Brother in Shaanxi on the other side, don't shoot, you still have something to say." ”

The ox shook his hand and almost missed the ancestral arrow in his foot. Do the bandits in the north rob by talking about cross talk?

Lao Ming and the rest of the escort team 。。。。。。

They also don't understand why the current bandits are so gentle, maybe it's because they and Niu Er are fellow villagers? Although the last word "forehead" is shouted, there is no Shaanxi flavor at all, but it is full of Northeast accent.

If Liu Lang is where, he will tell everyone here that this style of painting is a proper ghost translator, they have always hid behind trees, stretched their voices, and shouted at the strong and unyielding soldiers of our army.

It's cheap, I guess the devils want to beat them.

Xiao Senan's painting style also made many people want to beat him, including his bandit brothers. The real man who used to have a belly for the big guy, where did he go? Whose Shaanxi dialect is he just now, he can't understand? At this time, even the "amount" came out.

The bandits collectively buried their heads deeper, probably because they were afraid that their faces would be red by the rising sun!

Xiao Senan didn't realize that there was anything wrong with shouting like this, kicked away the old pimple that was like a wooden chicken, inserted the shell gun into the waistband of his trouser with a natural color, and strode down the mountain.

What are you trying to do? Niu Er was slightly stunned.

Although he has a flexible mind, it is also a situation that he has never experienced. The style of bandits in the north is really different from that in Shaanxi! Just like that, a person dares to go on with dozens of them? Or are they so strong that they don't worry about what will happen to them?

Niu Er, who thought a little too much, felt a little bitter in his heart, this time, it seems that it is really difficult to be blinded!

I didn't know that I had already strode down from the mountains and forests to Xiao Senan, who had also shocked the Shaanxi Han who had just shocked him, and stopped standing on the mountain road more than ten meters away from the convoy.

"Brother, you are a visitor from other provinces, I'm afraid you don't know the name of my Qinglong Mountain within a radius of 100 miles, don't you know how many people in my Qinglong Mountain?" Xiao Senan, who was tall and decent, didn't wait for Niu Er, who walked out of the car with a bow and arrow, and turned his head and shouted like a Hong Zhong: "The brothers of Qinglong Mountain put down their guns first, stand up and show this brother from other provinces how many of us are?" ”

The bandits looked at each other and put their guns down, where did the guns come from? But the boss's order naturally has to be listened to, and it is very neat to stand up, like the old pimple, he is as smart as the old pimple, and while standing up, he also shook the bushes around him by the way, at first glance, the shadow is more than two or three hundred Rao Yazi.

I could see that Comrade Lao Ming and a group of escorts at the bottom of the mountain almost didn't fall directly from their throats to their eyes. Hundreds of bandits! This is the rhythm of destroying all the big guys here! Even if the 29th Army found out and sent troops to suppress the bandits to avenge themselves and others, then there was another bird to use, and the big guy was going to finish the calf.

Niu Er's eyelids couldn't help jumping, and with his gaze, it was naturally obvious that there were also 200 people. I secretly complained in my heart, but I didn't find it, but I folded myself here, who will feed the old lady?

The strongest hunter in the Qinling Mountains can subdue the tiger and kill the wolf, but he is not confident enough to reach a hundred.

"See, there are more than 600 people, more than 600 guns, and two cannons, to hit you, isn't it a problem?" Xiao Senan saw that Niu Er's face was tight, and he naturally knew that his plan had worked, and the expression on his face was also a little proud.

In particular, it depends on who has the most people in the fight! It seems that raising those wine bags and rice bags still has a role.

Niu Er's brows twisted fiercely, and the two black cannons that the bandits deliberately pushed out of the bushes naturally saw with his eyesight, and those things should be earthen cannons.

But the key is whether it is an earthen cannon or not, even if the power is just to scare people with an iron bump, it is not something that a rabble that relies on trucks as a defense system can resist.

Basically, he didn't give Niu Er a chance to speak, and Xiao Senan hurriedly spoke again: "I know, this big brother, you will also be not easy to bully, and there are also hundreds of people and hundreds of guns, yours is right, if you don't have this strength, do you think I, the carving master of Qinglong Mountain, will stand here and talk to you?" ”

"It has to be! If you change someone else, my carving master will work hard, directly arrange for the brothers to surround him, and obediently pay the money to buy the road, and those who don't pay the money to buy the road will be killed and buried. Isn't this just looking at your brothers, you also have the ability! Two tigers will be injured when they fight, even if my tiger is much stronger and has the virtue of a good life, my carving master does not want to hurt people's lives。。。。。。 ”

Whether it was a bandit or a grain banker, they were all stunned to watch this guy with his chest hair bared in front of the two armies talking eloquently.

In particular, this is completely a stand-up comedy in the biography, a self-amusing and self-provocative, and it seems to be a very reasonable Yazi.

It is estimated that even Liu Lang can be fooled by this guy here.

It's definitely a talent.

If nothing else, this psychology is very endowed without a teacher!

"If you don't pay the toll money, you will be killed or buried!" The bandits above roared in unison.

The roar was neat, and it looked like it had been specially trained.

The bandits didn't know what their boss was up to at this time, so they really followed the boss for nothing, to be exact, watching him grow up with a bare ass for twenty years. Boss, this is the plan to fight a soldier without a fight!

Moreover, they did a lot of work, and they usually trained in the cottage when they had nothing to do, the most lethal slogan for the caravan, and as soon as the uniform slogan came out, three or four of the ten caravans obediently paid for the work, and there were a lot less disputes.

Now it seems that it is also very dramatic.

A pheasant flew in the grass beside the mountain road, which provoked Xiao Se Nan to watch the gray pheasant disappear into the bushes

"Boss, wake up, you want to eat pork now, not chicken!" The young bandit who has been paying attention to his boss has a black line on his face.

How did he not know that the pheasants in the surrounding areas of Qinglong Mountain were about to be eaten by the people of Qinglong Mountain as protected animals.

Didn't you look at the boss just now, and the feathers made of pheasant feathers on the tail of that terrible big arrow were swallowing saliva!

If Xiao Senan knew that his brother thought like this, he would definitely smack him up: "Lao Tzu is scared, isn't it greedy!" ”

But no matter what, when he saw the pheasant, the appearance of roast chicken immediately popped up in his mind, which was to change the facts.

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PS: Originally, my eldest brother's "First Heavy Load" was going to write another 3,000 words and send it at seven o'clock in the evening, but he had a cold yesterday, dizziness and runny nose, and he felt that he had no face to ask for leave over there, after all, he had asked for a few days off this month, so let's just post it here! I saw the book friend forgive this middle-aged fragile uncle, after all, he is a poor single dog, and no one takes care of him when he is sick, so he can only carry it by himself and take care of the baby. Whining! It was written that he was in tears, and it was too difficult for him.