Volume 1: A Mess After the Crossing Chapter 70: Working in a Coffin Shop
Hearing this, Wu Xiugu smiled and said, "Okay, let's go to Tiangui Town to find your two friends."
After that, she turned to the women around her and said, "Sisters, pack up your things, unload all the horses in the cart and let the injured sisters ride, and we will set off."
Hearing this, the women hurriedly dispersed to do things.
A girl came over with a package and said to Li Yinglong: Li Gongzi, this is your package.
Li Yinglong took it and opened it on the spot, took out an oiled paper seal from it, pinched it and looked inside, and said with a smile: It's okay, it's not wet.
Then, he handed the oil paper envelope to Wu Xiugu and said, "Sister, give it, here are more than 4,000 taels of silver tickets, you should be able to use it."
Hearing this, Wu Xiugu was shocked and said: No, no, we can't ask for it, don't you have to use it yourself.
Li Yinglong smiled and said: I don't need this.
Then, he pointed to the pile of silver in the package with his hand and said: My coil is enough, but you can't do it, so many people want to eat and drink, and there are so many sisters who are injured and need treatment, they need money very much, sister, don't be polite to your brother, take it quickly.
After that, he paused, and said with a smile: Besides, this silver ticket is not mine, it is the ill-gotten wealth of a turtle king bastard, and it is not in vain.
Hearing this, Wu Xiugu smiled, but tears slipped down while laughing, and she said: Okay, I'll accept it, thank you for your sister, we will have a date later.
After that, he waved his hand to the women and shouted: Let's go.
After looking at the girls walking away, Li Yinglong muttered with a smile: The ladies are gone, and it's time for me, the old man, to leave for the capital.
After muttering a step, he walked forward, but just after taking two steps, he suddenly stood up again, because he thought of a very important question, that is, he thought that his strength was gone, gone, and he could no longer use it, but why did he suddenly jump out again today, why? By the way, it rained today, and it was thundering. Yes, yes, yes, it should have something to do with rain and thunder, or rather, it has something to do with thunder, because his internal force is obtained from thunder and lightning, as long as there is thunder and lightning, his internal force is there, or in other words, as long as he absorbs thunder and lightning, then the internal force that he disappeared before can be completely restored.
Thinking of this, Li Yinglong couldn't help but be surprised, and couldn't help but secretly say in his heart, what about Grandma Ganpi, this is too terrible, absorbing thunder and lightning to restore internal force, isn't this just the answer to that sentence, the mouse licks the cat's nose - purely looking for death.
Brother Ning and a young man were shirtless in the courtyard, sweaty, with a big iron saw, you pulled me and broke a log.
At this time, the fat ball walked in from outside, came behind Brother Ning, stretched out his hand and patted him on his bare spine and smiled: Brother Ning, it's hard enough.
Hearing this, Brother Ning looked back suddenly, saw that it was a fat ball, and couldn't help but ask strangely: Huh! Why are you here, is the restaurant not open today?
Fat Ball smiled and said: It's open, but the shopkeeper said that I can't speak and don't need me.
Brother Ning was stunned for a moment and said: I can't speak, what's the matter?
Suddenly, he smiled as if he understood, and then he said, "You don't know how to speak, so you can't get out all the swear words that the two of us often say, right?"
Fat Ball Road: I didn't scold, I just followed up with the people who came to eat and asked them what they wanted to support, they didn't eat and turned around and left, and an old man also whipped me with a stick.
Hearing this, Brother Ning glared at him and said: If you smoke lightly, you can't ask people what to eat or drink, why do you say what adults scold children.
Fat Ball said eloquently: I don't think this word has personality and characteristics, otherwise how can it show my difference.
Hearing this, Brother Ning stopped what he was doing, raised his hand and slapped him on the head and scolded: It's different from your size, it's really uneducated.
Fat Ball touched his head and said: That's called lack of education, not lack of education.
Hearing this, Brother Ning raised his hand and patted his head again, and the fat ball dodged away.
Brother Ning said: I didn't raise you well, but I still raised you.
After that, he beckoned to the fat ball and said: Come here, pull the big saw for me for a while, I'm tired, rest.
The fat ball took the saw and pulled it up, worked for a while and suddenly stopped, then turned his head to Brother Ning and asked: Hey, I will work for you, how to divide this salary?
Hearing this, Brother Ning glared angrily and scolded: What about Grandma, you are divided.
After scolding, he raised his hand and tried to slap the fat ball's head again, but the fat ball tilted his head and dodged it.
Then he said, "Hey, hey, how do you learn how to speak from your eldest brother."
Brother Ning glared and said, "I want you to be able to manage it."
The coffin shop was finished, and the shopkeeper came over and said to Brother Ning: Little brother, you leave later, clean up the yard and leave.
It seems that leaving late is an unwritten rule for new employees in various industries.
Brother Ning looked at the garbage and wood chips all over the yard, piles of planks and tools, and couldn't help but say in surprise: I still have to do it.
The shopkeeper said: This is the rule, new workers must clean up after work.
After saying that, the shopkeeper took the guys and left.
Brother Ning angrily said to their backs: The newcomer should be damned, what a rule-breaking.
Hearing this, the fat ball immediately arched the fire and said: When have our buddies suffered such a loss, Brother Ning, let's not do it, see what they can do to you.
Brother Ning glared at him and said: "I'm expelled like you, it's a shame that you think about it, I finally found such a job, I just finished a day of playing, and then we will steal other people's chickens to roast and eat."
Fat Ball scratched his head and said: That's what I said, you can't do it anymore, otherwise the eldest brother will know about it, and you have to treat us as weasels and peel off the skin.
Brother Ning said: Then don't be wordy, let's do it, let's go back and rest early when we finish it early.
Hearing this, Fat Ball said unwillingly: This is your job, why do you want me to do it, I don't owe you.
Brother Ning said: Help me do some work and exhaust you to death.
Fat Ball Road: I've been pulling a saw for you for a long time, I'm tired, don't do it.
Hearing this, Brother Ning said angrily: Aren't I tired when you're tired, you're really interesting.
Fat Ball Road: You are tired and you have a salary to get, but I am tired but I have nothing, I don't do it.
There was no way, Brother Ning had no choice but to say: Okay, okay, I'll give you some of my wages.
The fat ball immediately asked: How much is some, make it clear.
Brother Ningdao: Some are ------ is one-third.
Fat Ballway: No, I want half.
Brother Ning glared at him and said: Fat ball, you are really greedy, you actually ask for half of my salary, it's too dark.
Fat Ball resolutely said: Half of it, just do it if you give it, and don't do it if you don't give it.
Hearing this, Brother Ning rolled his eyes and said secretly, half, hum! I'm not going to say less about my wages.
So he made a very heartbroken look and said: Okay, half is half.
After that, he waved his hand and said: Work for you.
It was getting darker, and just as the two of them were about to finish their work, it was raining, and the two of them hurriedly ran into the workshop to hide from the rain.
The rain is getting heavier and heavier.
The fat ball probe looked outside and said: Brother Ning, this rain is getting heavier and heavier, it can't stop, we may not be able to go back tonight, what should we do?
Brother Ning said indifferently: If you can't go back, you won't go back, just find a place to sleep here, anyway, you have to continue working here tomorrow.
Hearing this, Fat Ball looked at the pile of wood and tools everywhere and said: There is not even a bed here, how can I sleep.
Fat Ball's words reminded Brother Ning, he turned his head and looked around, there was indeed no place to sleep, he thought about it for a while, and suddenly seemed to think of a place to sleep.
I saw him raise his hands and shouted excitedly: "Yes, yes, there are more than a dozen big coffins in the shop in front, let's go to sleep in the coffin."
Hearing this, Fat Ball was shocked and said: What, go sleep in the coffin, no, no, I'm afraid, I won't go.
Brother Ning said: The newly made empty coffin is not loaded with dead people, what are you afraid of, and besides, I am still here.
Fat Ball said timidly: That's also afraid, don't go, don't go.
Brother Ning said: Then you go back alone, such a heavy rain, it's dark and I can't see my fingers, I won't go home, so I will go to sleep in the coffin in the front shop, and the lid will be quiet and comfortable.
Fat Ball asked: Do you have a lantern here?
Hearing this, Brother Ning's eyes rolled and said: Yes, yes, but you can't stop the lantern in such a heavy rain, besides, even if you can stop the lantern, it's so late, it's just when the lonely ghosts and wild ghosts are haunted, you are hanging a lantern all over the street, and they don't come to play with you when they see the lights.
Hearing this, Fat Ball shook his body in fright and said: Forget it, forget it, I won't leave, let's stay and sleep in the coffin with you.
The two of them carried a lantern into the shop where a dozen large coffins were placed.
Brother Ning came to a coffin painted red, stretched out his hand and pushed the lid open to look inside, and then said with satisfaction: Okay, I will sleep in this coffin.
After that, he turned his head to Fat Ball and asked: Fat Ball, have you picked a coffin?
The fat ball slapped the black coffin next to Brother Ning with his hand and said: I will choose it.
The two jumped into the coffin, then blew out the lantern, and each moved the lid of his coffin with both hands to close it.
Both of them were quite tired, and they fell asleep after lying in the coffin for a while.