The county lord of Mingzhu was taken by his subordinates to change clothes, and the poor little maid was also pulled down to receive the punishment, and the sixth princess was happy and continued to discharge electricity to the prince of Xiling.

As the host, the eldest prince got up and spoke when the lord of Mingzhu went down to change clothes, thank you for coming, it's too face-giving, today's chrysanthemum banquet can't just be seen without saying.

So let's hold a poetry contest to cheer up and win the first prize.

The eldest prince regarded himself as a scholar, and he usually worshiped the sages very much, so the color head he took out was an inkstone, which was not an ordinary inkstone, but a masterpiece of the master of the previous dynasty.

This inkstone can be sold on the market for a thousand taels of silver.

The eldest prince took out this inkstone very proudly, looked at the Quartet and raised his chest, enjoying the envious gaze from everyone.

This kind of good thing is unique in the world, and the eldest prince has the capital to be sure.

Fang Xu leaned back on the chair and looked at the inkstone, the price of this thing itself is definitely not worth a thousand taels, this thing is taking advantage of an antique and a celebrity, this is why it is so expensive.

"Brother-in-law, do you like it?" Li Yishui leaned over and whispered: "Brother-in-law, take a shot when you see it, and slap those so-called talents in the face." ”

Since ancient times, the civil and military forces have not been separated, Li Yishui is the son of a military general, and he can't look down on the stinky problems of cultural people, let alone look down on them.

It's just that he doesn't have much ink in his stomach, so he pins his hopes on his brother-in-law, but he knows that his brother-in-law has bought a lot of good poems in his hands, and he takes out one to scare them to death.

"What's so good about that thing, I don't even hate it for smashing walnuts." Fang Xu pouted.

This product really dares to think, the masterpiece of the previous dynasty, he used to smash walnuts, why didn't he go to the sky.

Cheng Hui, the prince of Lu Guogong, who was sitting nearby, immediately jumped out when he heard it.

accusing Fang Xu of being a dirty, a scum, and a desecrated master's work, he should be kicked out of the banquet hall and not worthy of participating in this chrysanthemum banquet.

Don't look at the white and clean of this goods, the mouth is not clean at all, it is even damaged and scolded, and the voice is still big, for fear that others will not hear the movement here.

Fang Xu squinted at the prince of Lu Guogong, this bastard thing is not a good thing.

Just look at the fate of his brother-in-law, that is, Cheng Dong, who was pit by Fang Xu and has not yet recovered from his injuries.

"Hey, you went out to eat and in the morning?" Fang Xu glanced up and down, and said disdainfully: "I know, you haven't brushed your teeth, and if you don't know, you think you've soaked in the dung pit with your mouth."

The exit is dirty, this is your Sven, this is your upbringing, this is your full of literary talent? Ouch, tsk, your writing must have been dug out of the field. ”

"Why was it dug out of the field?" Li Yishui is full of curiosity, he has seen scolding, but he has never seen such ingenious scolding.

"Do you know how to farm?" Fang Xu asked rhetorically, everyone also pricked up their ears to listen, Cheng Hui was already speechless with anger, and pointed at Fang Xu for a while, like a teenager crazy.

"I don't know, what's the seed?" Li Yishui held his eyes smartly, and the little curiosity on his face made many people cover their mouths and be happy.

"Before farming, you have to sprinkle the dung that has been soaked in the pit for more than half a year, and then dry it again, and then turn over the soil to turn the manure under the soil, and then sow the seeds, understand?" Fang Xu asked rhetorically again.

Li Yishui was very qualified, and asked with wide eyes: "Isn't that turned out in the field!" ”

After speaking, he looked at Cheng Hui with clever eyes, and the emotional belly was not filled with literary talent, but.

Burst! Burst! Burst!

There was laughter all around, there was that bold laughter, ouch mother, Fang Xu was so talented in scolding, laughing and boasting.

There are also people who smile very reservedly, covering their mouths and bending their eyebrows and shaking their shoulders, and most of the people who laugh like this are the noblewomen who come to the banquet.

Princess Xiangxiang, who was sitting at the top, was stunned, she thought that Fang Xu was already very poisonous to her, but she didn't expect that there was no most poisonous, only more poisonous, how did she come up with it?

He had already been merciful when he got along with her before.

"You, you, you!" Cheng Hui stammered angrily, you didn't come out of the way for a long time.

"Look, this poop belly, can't even speak." Fang Xu took a sentence slowly, and then arched his hand at the Quartet: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's affecting everyone's appetite." ”

Vomit!

There is a shallow appetite that is disgusted, obviously talking about feces, how can it be pulled to the mouth, who is this trying to disgust to death, and then look at the dishes on the table, I can't get off my mouth.

"Fang Xu, I'm going to fight you in a decisive battle." Cheng Hui breathed several times in a row, and finally burst out with a complete sentence, almost crazy.

"Okay, okay, this young master hasn't been afraid of anyone since he fought."

Fang Xu jumped up excitedly, it was better to have a fight, to stir up this banquet, but to see how the great prince's tricks were used.

In order to make Cheng Hui make up his mind to fight, Fang Xu's mouth became more poisonous, and there was no good word to say.

Sure enough, the big prince who was going to fight here stopped doing it, so he quickly stood up and played a round, and the fight was so hurtful and angry.

asked Cheng Hui to sit down, and persuaded Fang Xu not to be as knowledgeable as Cheng Hui, and he clearly praised Fang Xu in his words, but in fact, he laughed at Fang Xu for relying on Wu Anbo to be favored, and he didn't go up or down.

No matter how Cheng Hui is, he is also the son of Lu Guogong, how can he be compared to Fang Xu, the son of the little earl.

Fang Xu pretended not to understand, and stepped on Cheng Hui vigorously following the words of the eldest prince, Cheng Hui's face hurt, and he wanted to stand up and fight with Fang Xu again.

The eldest prince of Xiling smiled at the cup in his hand and looked at Fang Xu pretending to be stupid, he was considered to have tasted it, Fang Xu was a master who did not suffer losses, and he didn't dare to scold the eldest prince for being angry, so he turned his anger to Cheng Hui's head.

That Cheng Hui is also unlucky, don't you say that you sit and drink well? actually took the initiative to provoke Fang Xu.

Hehe, although Fang Xu's name is outside, after this deal, the prince of Xiling found that Fang Xu had not suffered a single loss.

From this point, you can judge that this gentleman is very level.

It's not as white and idiotic as the outside world rumores, and it's not a waste of dim sum, whoever treats Fang Xu as a little scum, then whoever is waiting to be abused into a scumbag.

Thinking of the pride, the prince of Xiling took a sip of wine, only to feel that this wine was extremely delicious.

The eldest prince used all his strength, and only then did he extinguish Fang Xu's qi, and then continue the banquet.

The eldest prince took out the head, and the prince of Xiling naturally did not fall behind, and also took out a piece of jade pendant as a color head, and the jade pendant was extraordinary at a glance.

The green of the water, and there are exquisite patterns carved on it, and the patterns are refracted into a painting when the sun shines, which is very wonderful.

Fang Xu looked at it and continued to pout, but he was just using the principle of refraction, when who didn't understand.

Everyone signed up very actively, and Li Yishui continued to encourage Fang Xu to participate, slapping those literati in the face, and letting them understand that our generals are also talented.

Fang Xu, who listened, looked sideways, when did he become a military general? How did he not know.