Chapter 7 What if it blows up?
"Brother Zhuang, are you up?"
As soon as Zhuang Bifan finished cultivating, Zhang Qiang's shout came from the door.
"Why are you here early in the morning?" Zhuang Bifan asked as he opened the door.
Zhang Qiang explained: "Because it's time!"
"What time?" Zhuang Bifan looked confused.
Zhang Qiang: "It's the time to clean the thatched house, Brother Zhuang, you forgot, this year's Zongmen competition, you are the penultimate one." ”
As soon as Zhuang Bifan heard this, he immediately remembered that he was knocked out by Hu Mingxiong with a punch, and suddenly felt sad.
As for myself, I was abused first, and now I have been reduced to cleaning the toilet!
are also traversers, why is the gap so big?
System: "Dear, don't you feel very sad now, rest assured, you won't be so sad all the time!"
Zhuang Bifan nodded firmly: "That's right, I will definitely rise, step on all kinds of geniuses, and embark on a road to hegemony!"
System: "Don't think too much, I mean you just get used to it when you sweep!"
Zhuang Bifan gave the middle finger to the system, let himself clean the toilet, what are you kidding, it is impossible for him to clean the toilet in his life!
"Brother Zhuang, let's hurry up, or the time will be too late!" Zhang Qiang urged.
Zhuang Bifan said with an arrogant face: "Don't go, I, Zhuang Bifan, have been doing such a shameful thing all my life?"
Zhang Qiang said silently on the side: "Brother Zhuang, you just fell into the toilet two days ago, it seems to be even more embarrassing, right?"
Zhuang Bifan looked at Zhang Qiang with a black line on his face, are you so good at demolishing the stage?
Lao Tzu is pretending to be forced, you will open your mouth to debunk, so it's easy to have no friends!
System: "The most embarrassing pretending scene in history!"
Zhang Qiang looked at the sky and said a little anxiously: "Brother Zhuang, we really have to start working, otherwise it will be too late, and if you don't clean the toilet on time, you will be punished!"
Zhuang Bifan still refused: "It's impossible for me to clean the latrine, it's impossible in this life!"
When Zhang Qiang heard this, he hurriedly said: "Brother Zhuang, don't be impulsive, don't do stupid things, you are the penultimate one, if you don't clean up, you will be expelled from the sect." ”
"I'll clean it with you, and I'll be able to clean it soon, if you really don't want to go, I'll clean it alone, I'm used to it anyway!"
Zhuang Bifan opened his mouth and said: "Don't go, if you don't clean the latrine, you will be expelled from the Zhantian Pavilion, but what if the latrine is gone?"
With such a big latrine, how can it be said that there is no such thing?
Zhang Qiang looked at Zhuang Bifan with a worried face: "Brother Zhuang, is your brain broken, how can you talk nonsense?"
Zhuang Bifan's face is black, I really want to say that your brain has been broken, and your whole family's brain has been damaged!
"Alright, you wait here, the hut will soon be gone. ”
After Zhuang Bifan finished speaking, he left Zhang Qiang in the room and walked out alone.
Zhang Qiang stayed restless in the room, Brother Zhuang's head seemed to have been really broken, and he could even say this nonsense that the toilet would disappear, and nothing would happen to him if he went out alone, no, he had to go out and have a look!
The more I thought about it, the more worried I became, and hurriedly walked outside the house, and the moment I pushed the door open!
Rumble!
A deafening explosion resounded throughout the Zhan Tian Pavilion, and even the ground shook for a while!
In an instant, countless Zhantian Pavilion disciples woke up from their dreams, feeling the place shaking, the houses shaking, and they didn't even bother to wear clothes, so they rushed out in a hurry!
The moment they rushed out of the house, a group of people instantly covered their noses: "My grass, what does this smell like?"
"Who TM farted?"
"That's it, I don't have any quality, I stink to death!"
"It's so stinky, no, I'm going to get stunted!"
......
One after another, the exclamations rang out one after another, and in the end, everyone felt that this smell was not a fart, this smell had almost filled the entire Zhantian Pavilion, who could fart have such a great power!
"Look, there's something going on in the latrine!" suddenly someone exclaimed.
Hearing this, a group of disciples hurriedly rushed towards the location of the thatched house, and Zhang Qiang also rushed towards the thatched house with the current.
When he saw the location of the thatched house where he was before, Zhang Qiang was stunned: the thatched house was really gone!
"I'm grass, I'm not dreaming, isn't I?"
"Smack!"
Suddenly a loud slap sounded!
"I'm grass, what are you doing with me?"
"Do you hurt?"
"It hurts!"
"Pain means it's not a dream!"
"Sister Wori, in order to test whether you are dreaming, why don't you beat yourself, what are you doing beating Lao Tzu?"
"It hurts to hit myself!"
......
"Don't make any noise there, tell me first, this is where the thatched house is, right?" asked a disciple.
"That's right!"
"Then can any of you explain to me where the hut is?"
These words confused everyone, and all the disciples were silent in an instant, and they just wanted to say: You ask me, who do we ask TMD?
The thatched hut they were familiar with had completely disappeared, and was replaced by a huge pit more than 20 meters long, and the ground was covered with cracks, as if it had been violently erased.
Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!
At this time, the four elders who were the chief examiners of the sect last time appeared, and in front of them there was a middle-aged man who was about forty years old, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, wearing a green robe, he was the pavilion master of Zhan Tian Pavilion - Zhan Lingxiao!
Zhan Lingxiao looked at the scene, frowned slightly, smoothed out the thatched house, and left such a deep huge pit, if he used it with all his might, he could do it.
But in the entire Iron Bone Town, only he has such strength, and even if there are really people with similar strength to him, he uses all his strength just to destroy a thatched house, what is this for?
Zhan Lingxiao is puzzled!
So he opened his mouth and asked, "Who knows what's going on here?"
A group of disciples said in unison, "Disciple doesn't know!"
Zhang Qiang bowed his head and was silent, although he didn't know what was going on, but he knew very well that this matter had nothing to do with Zhuang Bifan!
Otherwise, as soon as he finished saying that the latrine disappeared, the hut would have exploded, how could there be such a coincidence.
Zhan Lingxiao looked at the sky, opened his mouth and said, "Then who is the person who cleaned the thatched house today?"
One of the elders stood up and said, "It's the penultimate number one in this year's big competition, it's called Zhuang Bifan!"
Zhan Lingxiao looked at the elder who spoke with a surprised expression, these elders usually looked at the top one by one, and they only cared about the top-ranked disciples, how could they know the name of the penultimate disciple this time?
Fortunately, the elder who spoke didn't know what Zhan Lingxiao was thinking, otherwise this elder would definitely say that if Zhuang Bifan pretended to be so forced, it would be difficult to know him!
Zhan Lingxiao asked, "Where is Zhuang Bifan?"