Chapter 219: Look at Your Jokes
After Qin Fangxiang returned to her parents' house, she also went directly to the boudoir.
At this time, a watery girl came over and said to her: "Sister, you are back, did Your Majesty really marry you to Master Zhang?" ”
Qin Fangxiang said while removing her makeup: "That's right! If it weren't for your sister's wisdom and courage to let His Majesty give her marriage, maybe my sister and I would have to stay in this mansion for the rest of my life. ”
Qin Fanghua opened his mouth and said: "Sister, you are still smart, I heard that Zhang Hengke is rich and has a lot of money!" ”
Qin Fangxiang smiled slightly and said, "It doesn't matter if you have money, the main thing is that my sister was moved when she saw him, and then she simply married him through this matter." ”
"Then when will you take me to meet my brother-in-law? I've heard of him all the time, but I've never seen him yet. ”
Fanghua was also excited.
"We'll talk about it later! I have to prepare first, so that I can marry into the Zhang Mansion when the time comes. ”
Qin Fangxiang is also very much looking forward to this.
In the middle of the night, the two of them were looking at the surrounding streets, it was Zhang Heng and Tie Shan.
Tie Shan opened his mouth and said, "Young Master, if you don't pour this night incense, let me do it!" How can such a shitty job bother you to do it! ”
Zhang Heng waved his hand and said, "No, Your Majesty asked me to pour night incense here, if people know that someone is replacing it, it will become a crime of bullying the king." ”
"But if you're going out, you're going to be the laughing stock of the whole city."
Tie Shan spoke and persuaded him.
"A knife to stretch out your head, and a knife to shrink your head, don't worry about this."
Zhang Heng also walked out.
Outside a room, a few people pouring incense were busy.
Zhang Heng walked over, saluted a few of them, and said, "Big brothers, okay!" ”
Fang Datou glanced at him, and hurriedly said, "Yo, isn't this Master Hou!" Disrespectful and disrespectful. ”
Zhang Heng smiled and said, "Big brothers, you don't have to be polite, I was punished by His Majesty, I worked with you for a month, and I ask you to take care of it before!" ”
"Master Hou is polite, how dare you bother your lord! Let's just do it. ”
Fang Datou also looked flattered, how dare he let him really pour the night incense!
"It's okay, Your Majesty has given orders, and I don't dare to disobey!"
Zhang Heng also took the dung bucket and began to get busy, just for him, this is not a shameful thing, any profession is the same, there is no distinction between dignity and inferiority.
Seeing this, Fang Datou couldn't help but be stunned, he didn't expect him to really do it himself.
And not far away, some people are also watching the excitement and keep pointing.
"That's Master Zhang Heng Zhang! actually came to pour night incense in person. ”
"Now the whole city knows about it, a Hou Ye actually came out to pour night incense, a strange smell through the ages!"
"Do you say that Zhang Heng and Qin Fangxiang have a leg!"
"Isn't that obvious! If the two of them don't have a leg, the ghost will believe it! Then Qin Fangxiang has asked to marry Zhang Heng, can't you see this? ”
Zhang Heng was busy while watching the people on the side of the road gather more and more, and it was also the other party who said, "Brother Fang, do you say that they are all idle and have nothing to do?" I've never seen Master Hou do this! ”
Fang Datou opened his mouth and said: "That's right, Lord Hou is famous all over the city, if you have any trouble, the people in the city will know about it, and they all want to come and see the excitement, Master Hou, the grass people are very curious, have you been with the Qin family before?" ”
Seeing that he was actually gossiping, Zhang Heng said with a smile: "Now that it's like this, it's not interesting to talk about it anymore!" ”
Fang Datou nodded and said, "That's right, now the Qin family has become your wife." ”
Zhang Heng glanced at him and said, "Brother Fang, you have something to say!" ”
"How dare you dare"
Fang Datou scratched his head.
Immediately, the group also continued to be busy.
At this time, Zhao Yong and Xu Da were watching Zhang Heng pick up dung there, and they were also very happy.
Zhao Yong opened his mouth and said: "From now on, the stigma of Zhang Heng's dung picking can't be washed away. ”
Xu Da agreed: "That's right, now he is ruined." ”
Zhao Yong said to him: "Lord Xu, now is a good time for you to be angry, if you miss it, it will be gone." ”
"What the prince said is very true, I have to teach him a good lesson today."
Xu Da also flicked his sleeves and walked up.
"Lord Wang, why don't you go up and teach that Zhang Heng a lesson? He's a big hater for you! ”
A small guy next to him opened his mouth and asked Zhao Yong.
Zhao Yong snorted coldly and said: "That Zhang Heng is not a vegetarian, it is impossible for him to suffer, this Xu Da is probably going to suffer, I don't want to go to this troubled water." ”
"It's still the king's smartness"
The little guy hurriedly agreed.
When Zhang Heng was about to lift the bucket, he suddenly found that one foot was stepping on it, and when he looked up, he saw that it was Xu Da, he also stood up and said to him, "What? Don't you want to find it again? ”
Xu Da looked at him coldly and said, "Zhang Heng, this hatred of taking his wife has to be avenged!" ”
Zhang Heng put his hands on his chest and said with a smile: "That's because you don't have the ability, if you want to blame yourself, blame yourself." ”
"You... Now that you're a dung picker, there's nothing to be proud of. ”
Xu Da also opened his mouth to mock.
"My dung picker was given by His Majesty, and you don't have this blessing."
Zhang Heng also planned to deliberately anger him.
The anger in Xu Da's heart could no longer be held back, and he stepped on the bucket with his dead feet, not wanting him to take it away.
Seeing this, Zhang Heng also looked at him and said, "You take your feet away for me, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind." ”
Xu Da held his head high and said proudly: "If I don't take it, what can you do to me?" ”
Hearing this, Zhang Heng was also unceremoniously, took the urine bucket in Fang Datou's hand, and broke it directly towards Xu Da.
The next moment, Xu Da was splashed with urine, and he was drenched with urine all over his body.
"Haha"
When the people around saw this scene, they couldn't help laughing.
"Bah, Bah, Bah"
Xu Da also hurriedly stepped back, and at the same time kept spitting and smelling it, his body was full of urine smell, and he had a special look of disgust.
Then he looked at Zhang Heng and said angrily: "The surname is Zhang, you dare to treat me like this, I am inseparable from you." ”
Zhang Heng smiled and said, "Didn't we already swear to stand apart!" I'm notorious, but I'm not going to make you feel better, I'm going to let you follow me and not be ridiculed by everyone. ”
"You..."
Hearing this, Xu Da didn't say a word, and immediately turned around and left.
Seeing this, Zhang Heng also laughed, if you want to come to see my jokes, I have to pull you off the horse.