Chapter 838: Cheating
In the black hole, Ye Luoya was struggling to kill, countless things of unknown origin were very powerful, and they kept attacking him, but these things could not threaten Ye Luoya at all, and they were all defeated and disillusioned by Ye Luoya. ∽↗,
This is what Ye Luoya saw and was doing, but at this time, Ye Luoya was the same as Chen Banshan who participated in the Buddha Bathing Festival in Xiaoputuo Temple, and was hallucinated by the Buddha, he felt that he was killing the enemy and impacting, but in fact, his real situation was that Lord Daosi was a giant childless and they saw the situation.
At this time, Ye Luoya walked towards Ju Wuzi and asked Ju Wuzi to dance together, which made Ju Wuzi dumbfounded.
"Ye Shenjiang, I can't do it!" the giant Wuzi yelled.
"Come on, come on!" Ye Luoya came to Ju Wuzi and took Ju Wuzi's hand, but Ju Wuzi couldn't struggle.
"Take it off, take it off, take it all off!"
At this time, all the people in the Heavenly Court, Mana, yelled loudly, which made Ju Wuzi's head appear black.
"Take it off, take it off!" Gongsun Rong also clapped his hands and yelled together.
This time, in the midst of everyone's coaxing, Ju Wuzi was in a dilemma, not knowing what to do, and Ye Luoya put his chest on Ju Wuzi's chest and rubbed it, very enthusiastic and hot, and Ju Wuzi didn't know what Ye Luoya's situation was, he wanted to refuse but didn't dare, if he didn't refuse, this old bone, he couldn't afford to lose this face.
However, under Ye Luoya's enthusiasm and compulsion, Ju Wuzi also jumped up.
At this moment, everyone laughed and was very happy, even Michi-sama also laughed, which was also too funny.
"Take it off, take it off, take it all off!"
People yelled, this time, Ju Wuzi also took it off very reluctantly, and in the end, Ye Luoya and Ju Wuzi jumped and jumped, very funny, very funny.
Gradually, the two of them gradually let go, and the two hugged each other, rubbed around, and jumped up in the clouds and mist.
"That's not right!"
After a long time, Ye Luoya finally realized that the situation was wrong and suddenly came to his senses.
When Ye Luoya came to his senses, all the things he saw in front of him disappeared, and at this time, the giant Wuzi who was looking at him was hugging, the two of them were bald and very intimate.
"Wow!"
Ye Luoya spit out all of a sudden.
"Get out! it's disgusting!'re disgusting!" Ye Luoya yelled.
Ju Wuzi was confused, at this moment, he was stunned, and he didn't know why he was jumping up like crazy.
"What's going on?" Ye Luoya yelled, his eyes blood-red, and he had the urge to kill.
For a while, everyone was silent, and they didn't dare to look at Ye Luoya one by one, for fear that he would be mad.
"Speak, what's going on?" Ye Luoya roared again.
And Ju Wuzi said: "Ye Shenjiang, I have to ask you, didn't you fall into the black hole from time to time? What's going on? And you pulled me up and jumped together." ”
Ye Luoya was stunned for a moment, knowing that he had fallen for the Buddha's child's trick.
Immediately, Ye Luoya shouted: "Buddha child, come out." ”
After a while, the Buddha did not come out, and his voice sounded, "How is it? ”
Ye Luoya said while dressing: "Now that Lao Tzu is out of the black hole, you have lost, what should you do, get out of here." ”
The Buddha smiled and said, "Are you sure I lost?" Is this bet over, what have you done before?"
Listening to the Buddha's words, Ye Luoya said viciously: "Of course this bet is over, at least what I did before, it has nothing to do with you, now I want to say that we bet, I will win if I get out of the black hole, so, I am out of the black hole now, I won, right? Don't force me to make a move." ”
The Buddha smiled and said, "Ask you one last time, are you sure you won?"
"Get out of here!" Ye Luoya's temper came up and said, "Lao Tzu said that you lost, come out quickly." ”
At this moment, Ju Wuzi said: "Buddha, you lost, hurry up and release the immeasurable divine seat, hurry up and kneel and lick, otherwise, you will die a miserable death immediately." ”
"Hahahaha!" At this time, the Buddha laughed and said, "Ye Luoya, don't say that you are not out of the black hole, at this moment, even all of you are still in the black hole!"
"What, what did you say?" said Gongsun Rong.
"No, it won't!"
"What's the situation?" all the centaurs roared, and they looked around, how could they be in a black hole?
At this moment, Lord Daoji frowned, the Buddha was really a good means, and he actually put everyone into the black hole, and after thinking about it carefully, Lord Daoji seemed to understand something.
At this moment, Ye Luoya looked at this piece of heaven and earth, and seemed to feel that something was wrong.
In fact, when Ye Luoya flew into the black hole before, the black hole emitted a burst of Buddha light, which numbled the vision and consciousness of Lord Daosi, and at that moment, Lord Dao Si and all of them entered the black hole, and the reason why the Buddha wanted to trick Ye Luoya into the black hole first was because if he took the risk of income, Ye Luoya would definitely find that it was not good.
So first put Ye Luoya into the black hole, so that he didn't know what was going on outside, and then brought in all the Dao Si adults, when Ye Luoya woke up, he found that the Dao Si adults were all there, so he thought that he didn't, he had rushed out of the black hole, but in fact, all of them were still in the black hole.
At this moment, Ye Luoya was very silent, he didn't expect the Buddha's methods to be so insidious, and he fell into his way.
Seeing that Ye Luoya was silent, the Buddha said: "Ye Luoya, now that you have lost, what should you do, right? Take the Immeasurable Divine Throne and leave." ”
Ye Luoya said, lost, at this moment, he was very faceless, but in front of so many people, he was not good at madness, this is not as good as others, thinking like this, Ye Luoya frowned again and again.
Ju Wuzi is a person who is old and refined, and when he looks at Ye Luoya's appearance, he is not convinced, but he can't bear this breath, and now Ju Wuzi said: "Buddha child, who are you pit for? When we came here before, it was here, it was like this, where is this black hole? Even if it is a black hole, we came before, so don't pit us, you say that a black hole is a black hole, who knows." ”
"Anyway, none of us know how we got into the black hole, we haven't moved, we haven't moved for half a minute, and the black hole you defeated is the black hole that Ye Shen will fly into, the black hole that Ye Shen will fly into has disappeared, and Ye Shen will have come out, so, it is Ye Shen who won, why do you want to pit us, no way!"
At this moment, Gongsun Rong also quickly reacted and said, "That's right, let's talk about it, do you move half a minute?"
"No!" everyone spoke, and they didn't move a minute.
"That's not right!" Gongsun Rong asked Dao Si again, and said, "Dao Si, do you move half a minute?"
Lord Daoji raised his eyebrows and said, "The old man is standing here and has not moved, as for what the situation is, the old man really doesn't know. ”
"Did you see it?" Gongsun Rong said: "Lord Dao Si has never moved, so this is the position where we appeared from the beginning, so we do not exist to be included in the black hole, this is your Buddha pit us, lie to us, fool us, I don't accept it, I think Ye Shen will also disagree with us, and Ye Shen will also support us." ”
At this moment, Ye Luoya was happy, before he was a little embarrassed to lose face, embarrassed to regret on the spot, embarrassed to cheat, but now Ju Wuzi said very much, saying that Ye Luoya is fighting for everyone and supporting everyone, so it makes sense, and he has the name of a teacher.
Michi-sama secretly thought, this giant childless man really has two sons, and this kind of thing can be said, and all the dead are said to be alive.
However, Ju Wuzi thought in his heart, Lao Tzu doesn't let you two guys fight, and one of you must die today.
And Gongsun Rong saw Ju Wuzi, secretly laughed, and gave Ju Wuzi a big praise, thinking that this trick was done beautifully, under this, Gongsun Rong took the lead and said: "We are not convinced, the Buddha wants to fool us like this, we don't do it, please Ye Shen will be the master for us." ”
At this time, some people also began to echo, after all, they were characters on this side of the Heavenly Court, so they naturally wanted to stand on this side, so they had to do so.
Listening to people's voices, Ye Luoya smiled and said: "Buddha, look at it, everyone's eyes are bright, it is you who lost." ”
"Yes!" said Ju Wuzi, "Buddha, Buddha, you are too tender to fool us, but you can't. ”
At this moment, the Buddha was silent, at this time he really didn't expect it to be like this, but he was not afraid, after thinking about it, he said: "Ye Luoya, you have to think about it, who won and who lost." ”
Ye Luoya said: "Now I only listen to everyone, and I only know that when I entered the black hole before, everyone was outside the black hole, and now, I am with them, it proves that I came out, I know that this is all there is, how you put them in the black hole, this is also after we started the bet, you moved your hands and feet, after the bet, you did it again, that is cheating." ”
At this moment, the Buddha frowned and did not speak, because he had nothing to say.
At this moment, Ye Luoya said: "Buddha, let me ask you, after I entered the black hole, did you do anything or not?"
The Buddha was still speechless.
Ye Luoya said again: "After I entered the black hole, if you do something, it is cheating, so if you cheat, you lose." ”
This time, they did all the tricks, but they found the handle of the Buddha, which made the Buddha speechless.
"Hahahaha!" After the Buddha was speechless, Ju Wuzi put up his pen and said, "Little Buddha, you cheated and lost, hurry up and kneel and lick it." ”
"Kneel lick kneel lick!" At this time, the people started to heckle again.
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