Shi Changge sneered in his heart, Zhang Xianzhong is really a little ashamed, a talent who has tried and failed, and dares to mention poems in the Yellow Crane Tower like Cui Hao, who is the first in the Tang Dynasty's Seven Laws? You must know that after Li Qixian saw Cui Hao's "Yellow Crane Tower" on the Yellow Crane Tower, he put down his pen for it, and did not dare to mention poems in the Yellow Crane Tower.

Isn't Zhang Xianzhong fearless, he can still say to Zhang Fei when he runs to Zhang Fei's temple in Sichuan: Zhang Fei, I heard that your surname is Zhang, hehe, it seems that my surname is also Zhang, so we should have been a family hundreds of years ago, otherwise we would have been connected with each other.

He didn't mean to marry Zhang Fei's sister-in-law, but coveted Zhang Fei's wife.

Is he sick? His credo in life was: 'My life is mine, and my life is in heaven.' There is a road in all directions, and it is impossible to escape the catastrophe. ’

What do you mean, compare yourself to God, control human life in hand, even if there is a road in all directions, everyone is in a catastrophe, one word: "Kill, kill, kill!" ”

That's a pervert, after he killed the father of Li Xin, an official of Longyou, in Qizhou, Li Xin chased him and scolded, so he killed Li Xin at the Qizhou Post Station, and killed him, and after he killed someone, he also gave Li Xin a poem to show his condolences, if he is placed now, he can definitely star in the most perverted murderous demon horror blockbuster in his true colors.

There are pines in front of and behind the mountains, and the willows are flat and cloudy.

The peach and plum smile willow and willow laugh pine, and it is still pine for thousands of years.

The inscription is: Kansai Zhang Bingwu inscribed Li Xin

Seeing his bullshit poems, it is easy to compare him with Zhang Zongchang, a great warlord of the Republic of China.

Zhang Zongchang's most famous song is probably the song of lightning: Song of lightning Zhang Zongchang: Suddenly there was a chain of fire in the sky, and the Jade Emperor wanted to smoke. If you don't want to smoke, it's a chain of fire.

Zhang Zongchang worships lightning, but Zhang Xianzhong often compares himself to the pine tree, and the content of this poem is not at all hanging, but a kind of conceit that looks down on the peach, plum and willow tree, thinking that he is the highest conceit.

He said that he was the second in Huangchao, and said that he killed more people than Huangchao, but in fact, he was just Hong Xiuquan's predecessor, but at least Hong Xiuquan was not as perverted as him.

Huang Chao won the champion anyway, but he was taken away because he was ugly.

However, his resentment against Daming is indeed a fight with Huang Chao's resentment against Datang, and he himself has said: After reading books for many years, he joined the army only after failing the exam, and he joined the Ming Army, and it is quite ironic that he joined Hong Chengchou's army.

And he also participated in the battle of Songjin, which he said himself, but his grievance was that he couldn't be an official, but "there is me in the confrontation, and there is no self in the narrative", he was angry for a while, so he led the Yellow Tiger in Zhongmu County to rise up, and since then he has dominated the world.

However, this so-called self-description was recorded by someone else, and one sentence in it is wrong, this person recorded that he later followed the Yellow Tiger to start an incident, but 'Yellow Tiger' was a nickname given to him by Zhang Xianzhong in the rebel army because of his appearance.

Moreover, Zhang Xianzhong's incident was when Chongzhen was three years old, if he was an official and a soldier before and belonged to Hong Chengchou, it would be a bit of nonsense.

Hong Chengchou was famous for Chongzhen's siege of Hancheng in the second year, and Chongzhen was promoted to the governor of Yansui in three years, so he had military power.

Therefore, Zhang Xianzhong's words are either nonsense or his fantasy during intermittent psychotic episodes.

It's also a bit shameless to say that the world is dominant, he and Luo Rucai were tied together in the first battle of Sichuan Taiping, and they almost let Qin Lao Taijun beat his shit out, and the infighting between the rebel army has been pressed by Li Zicheng, and it is not good to be bullied.

Put aside what he said about his attack on Wuchang, when he attacked Wuchang, the stinginess and stupidity of the king of Chu in Wuchang and the king of Fu in Luoyang also had a fight.

Zhang Xianzhong came, and the advisor of the king of Chu asked the king of Chu to take out one million taels of silver to encourage the soldiers of the three armies, but he was the same as the king of Fu, and he did not pull out a dime.

The final result is not surprising, after the city was captured, Lao Zhang snatched millions of taels of gold and silver from his palace of the king of Chu, and used all the rickshaws and carriages in the army and the city, and the treasures could not be loaded.

The military expenditure of several million taels is not out, but the family is bankrupt and even the head is sent home, the king of Chu and the king of Fu are not unable to settle accounts, but they are completely assisted by God!

Can it be said that this spirit of theirs is the selfless dedication of the great communist revolutionaries?

A group of madmen and stupid pigs pinched each other, and as a result, the fishermen outside the gate were cheaper.

In the end, Zhang Xianzhong also installed Zhu Huakui, the king of Chu, with a large bamboo cage and sank into the lake, as if women had cheated in the past before dipping in the pig cage, right? Could it be that Lao Ba was so angry because the King of Chu gave him green?

His punishment of the King of Chu and Li Zicheng boiled the King of Fu and threw it into a king-sized iron pot to make a Fu Lu banquet, he and Li Zicheng were quite imaginative, Zhu Huakui was still bubbling in the lake, it was estimated that the water was good, and people said that it took more than ten minutes, that is, the time of a stick of incense, to finally drown him.

However, the guess is not that the king of Chu is good at water, and Zhang Xianzhong's perversion will drown the king of Chu half to death and then take a breath on Tilou, and then sink again, and repeat until the eighth child is sleepy.

The death of a Zhu Huakui is not sympathetic, it is called death is innocent, but it is said that Zhang Xianzhong slaughtered tens of thousands of people in Wuchang and threw the corpses into the Yangtze River.

He ordered to be within the three incense sticks for a limited time, and let the remaining people of Wuchang run out of the city by themselves, and kill those who didn't run out when the time came.

So much so that the people of Wuchang rushed out of the city to cause a stampede, killing more than 10,000 people, and the people who escaped by luck were hunted by his cavalry and circled to the Yangtze River, and then driven to the Yangtze River to feed the fish.

The corpses were blood-red and lay in the river, and there were so many dead bodies that they couldn't swallow the fish and shrimp in the Yangtze River.

Even the last few hundred people were cut off by him, and their ears and eyes were cut off, and more than 300,000 people were killed in this massacre.

The corpses floated from the middle reaches of the Yangtze River to the Zhenjiang River in the lower reaches of the Yangtze River, stretching for thousands of miles.

It is also said that when Zhang Xianzhong slaughtered Wuchang, it was just in time for a heavy rain, lightning and thunder.

Zhang Xianzhong is not stupid, although he doesn't know how to read the weather forecast, he is also superstitious, knowing that this is the rhythm of God's punishment.

But guess what he did, he didn't stop immediately, but rode his horse back and forth and exclaimed excitedly: "God is going to be angry, you don't want to kill quickly." ”

Oh, he was cursed by God and told people to kill quickly, and when God came, he wouldn't rush, I said that human medical miracles could not cure his second force.

(End of chapter)