The second two zero hit the stuffy stick
After shouting at the top of their throats for a day, a group of gamblers and gamblers finally ended the battle, and the results were good, two taels of silver turned into two copper plates, and the dogs rushed back happily.
Another way to pat yourself on the back is to do what you like, especially if you want an old and abnormal group to accept you, it's useless to just say a few sycophants, even if you take out the money and invite the big guy to eat and drink, it will still happen that you should be rejected and squeezed in the future.
Therefore, you can't shoot hard, you have to use your brain!
People don't like you, which means that they don't have deep feelings for you, and you can't integrate into the team without feelings, so how can you talk about feelings with everyone? It's simple, make friends!
These slot officials can get together in broad daylight and roll the dice, don't think that this group of people are all bad gamblers, dogs from the bottom, of course they know what to do.
Two taels of silver are lost cleanly, and the result in exchange is a "little brother", whether it is true or not, the big guy on the bright side is playing together, at least he will not secretly stumble on you, and the rest is some ink kung fu, which will melt into this group one day sooner or later.
Looking up at the sky, only half of the sun was still hanging there, it didn't go, and there was no way to drive it away, and all the dogs were bored and hurried.
The weather is getting hotter and hotter these days, and the winter clothes on the body are a little unbearable, but there is no way, there is only such a body when I come, fortunately, today's big winner Zhang Cang made a promise to the dog that he would report the military account in two days, and arrange people as soon as possible to make the dog's official clothes.
The barracks that are moving fast on the left and right have already begun to cook, and there is still a distance from here to the Gengliu camp, so the dog's steps are unconsciously faster.
There are a lot of people coming and going on the road, and there are a lot of troubles, you look at me more, I accidentally stepped on your feet, they are all rude men, and the barracks are talking with their fists, so the two of them quarreled a few words and smoothly evolved into a full martial arts, and then were pressed to the ground by the patrolling military judge and crackled and hit the board.
I only walked five or six hundred steps and saw two fights, the dog saw this and took the path, no way, the military judge of the dog day actually accused the people who watched the excitement of being blind and wanted to be punished together, this is obviously unreasonable, you say that you can't afford to watch the excitement, is it called watching the excitement?
I can't afford to provoke it, we can afford to hide, a group of people scattered in a hurry, the law enforcement sergeant chased people everywhere, and the dog quickly hid when he saw this, anyway, he ran in the southeast direction.
In this way, the dog managed to evade a law enforcement sergeant who was chasing him, and spat and strode triumphantly.
Bang bang.
The dog was knocked to the ground by a guy who didn't walk for a long time, and he looked up one by one, what a handsome nobleman! He was wearing a robe made of green satin, covered with a bronze hollow plum blossom inlaid gold leather armor, and a gold silk jade belt was tied around his waist, wearing small pony boots at his feet, holding a small pony whip inlaid with rubies in his hand, and his lips were red and white.
This noble boy is dressed up, and the one who can run around in the barracks is definitely the noble son of a certain general's family, and he can't be provoked, the dog shook his head and sighed.
patted his ass and stood up, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to pull the noble son up, but was slapped away by a disgusted slap.
A fart doll smaller than himself, the dog doesn't mind, says goodbye, rubs his arms and is about to leave.
"Do you want to leave like this when you knock down the master?"
The dog sighed, this arrogant tone, reversed the black and white words, Yanai is indeed Yanei.
The dog, who never gave in to power, grabbed him by the collar and shouted in an arrogant tone than him: "Boy, do you know who the master is?" ”
The noble son was stunned, there are people in this camp who are more horizontal than himself? He raised his head and looked the dog up and down.
The shabby cotton clothes, the cloth wrapped in the hair is also ordinary linen, especially the shoes, and there are two holes, this dress doesn't look like it is from a powerful family, so he shook his head and replied: "I don't know! Who are you? ”
"I don't know that's right!"
The dog crossed his hands on his hips, raised his head and smiled at the sky, and ran away after laughing, and the fool told him who it was.
As soon as the dog ran away like this, the noble son behind him instantly knew the plan, and scolded the dog with the whip: "You shameless guy, you dare to coax the master, carefully I will send someone to arrest you and go to the cell to eat a military stick!" Stand for the master! ”
The dog pouts, stand still and hit you? The master is not so stupid.
Turning his head to see that he was jumping to his feet and scolding, he smiled, ignored him, and opened his legs for a burst of fast running.
When the noble prince saw that the guy ran away in the blink of an eye, he couldn't get angry, so he ran away from the shadow with a whip in a huff to chase after him.
The barracks in the army are like small squares on a chessboard, and unfamiliar people are really like entering a labyrinth, and the noble son chased two roads with a whip, and the person completely lost his shadow, so he had to squat on the side of the road and get angry, and a string of horses' hooves suddenly sounded from behind.
"Hey, Zhongyeol, what are you doing here?"
"Uh, Uncle Wang, I'm here to play hide and seek with them!"
The general who asked turned his head to look around, except for the military men passing by, he frowned and said, "Why are you the only one, Wu Chun and how many of them?" ”
"Oh, it's their turn to find it, I'm here to hide!"
The general shouted softly, then hurried his mount to him and said, "This camp is full of rude men, what if I bump into you!" Get on your horse and sit down, I'm on my way to find your father, just in time to see you there!" ”
The noble prince turned his head to look at the place where the "thief" disappeared, gritted his teeth and said yes, then stretched out his hand and was dragged onto the horse by the general, and with another drive, the group ran away without a shadow.
Besides, the dog, who successfully shook off the noble son's heart, took a big step, jumped into the barracks, and the people who were originally busy serving the meal instantly surrounded him.
"Look at what I said! The dog is covered by a big official, so we don't have to worry about it at all! Isn't it a dog! ”
"That's it!" The dog stretched out his hand to take the rice bowl handed over by Tang Xiaoer and said: "Master, as soon as I entered the military law camp, the camp owner, Ao, they are called the military law supervisor, he saw that it was me, and directly waved his hand and said, 'If someone else has to keep him for three or five months, since it is you, then', well, guess what this official said?" ”
A group of people gathered around the dog to listen to the story with their rice bowls in their arms, and when they heard the questioning, they shook their heads one by one.
"Master Dog, what did the official say?"
The dog took a bite of food, raised the chopsticks in his hand, and said in the appearance of a big official: "Oh, little dog, since it's you, a certain family will take care of you as appropriate, just half a month!" ”
"Wow, the dog is so powerful, the five-month sentence was actually commuted to half a month! It's amazing! ”
"This is where it goes!" The dog rolled his eyes and said, "The master is even more powerful and still behind!" ”
"Tell me quickly, what happened later!"
A group of people listened to the story so fascinated that they refused to serve the rice in the bowl after eating.
The dog didn't get up like them, and said, "I'll talk about it when I go to serve a bowl of rice!" ”
"Sheng Sheng Sheng!" Tang Laosan grabbed the dog and said, "Tang Xiaoer, go and give it to the dog!" ”
Tang Xiaoer pouted and said, "I'm still waiting to hear it!" Let Seventh Brother go! ”
Tang Xiaoqi said: "I won't go, let Uncle Winter Melon go!" ”
"Okay, I'm also your uncle, why don't you go!"
Tang Laosan saw that the people who came out couldn't move, so he called outside.
"Dead Dragon Yang, you go and finish the meal for the dog!"
Long Yangnan said happily: "Okay, third master! ”
The guy was willing, but the dog was unwilling, so he said, "Forget it, I'll finish it for you!" ”
A group of people hurriedly urged: "It's drip, it's drip, tell us quickly!" ”
The dog put the bowl on the ground, coughed and cleared his throat, then turned his head and spat and said, "Master, No, that's it!" ”
The dog crossed his waist with one hand, pointed at the Longyang man in front of him with the other hand and said, "Yet! You dog officer, do you know Wu Dashuai! Grandpa is a senior official under his helmet, and he has to be busy with 100,000 urgent military affairs every day, so he has the kung fu to live with you for half a month! At most one day, if you exceed the time and miss the master's errand, carefully take off the official clothes on your body and let the master wear! ”
When the crowd heard such majestic words, they couldn't stop clapping their hands and said: "The dog is so domineering, that big official must be scared to the point of urine!" ”
The dog said: "That is, this official didn't dare to let me live for even a day, so he let me out." ”
A crowd of people clapped their hands.
After the cowhide was blown, the sky was dark, the hot feet were burned, the face was washed, and when one by one was finished, he picked up the quilt and went into the quilt to sleep, and the sound of the golden drum horn came from afar, and the dog lying on the bed sneezed fiercely, muttered "That grandson scolded the master" and closed his eyes and fell asleep.
At the same time as the dog closed his eyes, Wu Ting, who was lying in the bed, clenched his fists tightly and scolded fiercely, "Treacherous boy, dare to play tricks on the master, see how I clean you up tomorrow!" ”
There are no roosters in the camp, but there are soldiers who fight on the watch, and the sound of bangs is as annoying as if it is beating in the ears, and I really don't want to get up, but in order not to let myself live in a cell for the rest of my life, I have to struggle to get up with sleep.
Turning his head to look in the house and seeing that they were still snoring, his heart was full of envy, everyone was at the same time, but they could sleep for an extra quarter of an hour.
sighed, got dressed and got out of bed, and when he was done washing, he beat Hache and walked towards the rear barn facing the rising sun.
As the saying goes, old horses know the way, people take the old road, unless there are any special circumstances, most people will take a fixed route to and from work.
The dog is no exception, along yesterday's route, walking in a daze with his head tied to his hands, listening to a whistling sound, his head hurts, and the person faints to the ground.
"Wu Chun, Wu An, you two come over and take a look, did I beat him to death?"
Wu Ting was only eight years old after all, and he was proud of the sneak attack on the dog with a stick, but when he saw him lying on the ground for a long time without moving, especially a large amount of blood flowing from his head, he was scared in his heart.
Although his father is respected in this army, his father said that many people secretly stare at him and make mistakes, such as the white-faced and beardless prison army, and the wandering horse who likes to ask around with his hands behind his back when he has nothing to do.
The handsome son killed someone, and it would definitely be written into the fold by this group of people and delivered to the court overnight, but the father often nagged that there were many traitors in the court, and they liked to make trouble with others, if it was because of this incident, the father would lose his official position......
Disaster happened, Wu Ting spread his hands and sat on the ground.
The two little men who were in the distance heard the shout, hurriedly ran over, saw the situation, stretched out their trembling hands, touched the dog's nose, and sat on the ground with a coo.
"Young master, didn't you say that you would beat him out of anger, why did you beat someone to death, if the handsome man knew, he would beat the two of us half to death!"
Wu Ting panicked early, and when he heard the two of them say this, his voice trembled: "You, you guys help me pay attention!" ”
The two of them glanced at each other, and said with a ruthless face: "While no one sees it, let's just run!" ”
"No! The big husband does things, dare to act, you two go and report to the official! ”