Chapter 509: It's All Drinking to Cause Trouble (1)
Qin Xiang and Cheng Jinjin finally discovered that there were still such shameless people in this world, and they actually took advantage of their drunkenness to let themselves sign a military order.
When Qin Xiang and Cheng Jin asked Wu Zheng what was going on with the two of them, Wu Zheng was a little unreasonable at first, always vague with the two, and he looked like he could fool the past.
But when the two of them were in a hurry, after this guy took out the two military orders of the curtain soldiers, it was a completely different face, and he suddenly changed from Yang Bailao to Huang Shiren.
"You guys have a good life, and you can see the two names on it, do you recognize them?"
Qin Xiang and Cheng Jin picked up one and looked at it, but they couldn't help but be dumbfounded, the name on it was indeed their own handwriting! But why can't I remember that I have signed such a military order?
Qin Xiang said: "That Brother Wu, this ...... What the hell is going on? ”
Cheng Jin also said with a blank face: "When did we sign this thing?" If there are a thousand of us under our hands, they will still come to you to be some kind of bullshit leader. ”
"What nonsense, I'll just ask if it's your Errao's name on this!"
"Yes, but we don't remember signing such a military order." Qin Xiang said.
Wu Zheng smiled slightly: "You two guys are really nobles, how forgetful!" Forgot about last night early this morning? ”
"Last night?" Qin Xiang and Cheng Jinhu glanced at each other suspiciously.
Wu Zheng smiled: "That's right! We're having a good time! You two guys have to take me to set up a military order, we are all brothers who are like brothers, and we have a military order! Wouldn't that show my injustice? But you don't like it! You have to put a knife on my neck and force me to make this military order with you. I really don't want to take out this military order after it is made, but isn't it forced by you to do nothing?
You see this military order is here, do you want to leave? ”
"Wait a minute, we forced you to stand with you with a knife on your neck?" The expression on Cheng Jin's face was filled with anger and anger, just this is a clear military order to put himself in a pit, and he will hold a knife to his neck to force him to sign such a military order?
Anyway, Cheng Jin didn't believe it, and he believed that Qin Xiang must be the same in his heart.
Wu Zheng said: "You don't believe it? If you don't believe it, you can ask Niu Yaozu! Wasn't he there when the four of us were drinking together? Ask him! ”
That's still useful, this must be asked. Niu Yaozu is a noble like them, and they grew up together in this god capital, both of them know that this guy is good at everything, he just likes to admit death, just because of this stinky problem, he is beaten by the elders in the family, and they don't believe that this guy will lie and beat them to death with Wu Zheng.
But when the two looked at Niu Yaozu, the two were dumbfounded again.
Niu Yaozu said: "This is really undesirable Brother Wu, last night the two of you drank high, and were indignant at the fact that our Zuo Xiaowei recruited soldiers, and finally lifted the table and pumped my waist knife, and the two of them worked together to press Brother Wu on Lin, and they had to force him to sign this life and death certificate with you, and after signing it, I saw that I was not happy to recruit a thousand soldiers, and scolded Brother Wu for a thousand people who clearly looked down on the two of you, and finally had to sign a 10,000 Rao with Wu Zheng, since Zuo Xiaowei came, he naturally had to be the division commander, otherwise he would be disgraced to his brother. ”
"Recruit 10,000 soldiers?"
Qin Xiang and Cheng Jin looked at Wu Zheng with shocked expressions, listening to what Niu Yaozu meant just now, there was still a military order signed by Wu Zheng to recruit 10,000 soldiers?
Just now, I wanted to tear up this military order for recruiting 1,000 soldiers, and give Wu Zheng, a shameless person, a death denial, but Wu Zheng actually had a military order for recruiting 10,000 soldiers in his hand, and when he thought of this, Errao's head couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, and looked at the military order in his hand, both of them couldn't help but secretly rejoice, glad that they didn't have the evil deeds of Cheng Zheng, if they tore up this military order award, Wu Zheng's military order for recruiting 10,000 soldiers was taken out, then he really wanted to die and didn't know how to die.
Wu Zheng said with a smile: "Brother Niu is good, you two did force me to sign a military order to recruit 10,000 soldiers, but you can rest assured of this military order, I didn't pay attention to it at all, you want to think that such a military order is obviously unreasonable!" Isn't this just watching the two of you die? So I didn't take it seriously. ”
Cheng Jin hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, it's unreasonable, it's unreasonable, we must have drunk too much last night, how can this drink count." Right! ”
Cheng Jinwan glanced at Qin Xiang, and Qin Xiang quickly agreed: "That's right, Brother Wu didn't take out that military order, but Brother Wu was high-minded." It's just that this is a military order for the two of us to recruit 1,000 soldiers......"
Wu Zheng's smile suddenly darkened, and said, "Why do you two want to not even admit this military order?" ”
Cheng Jin hurriedly said: "No, no, absolutely no Sakura is really pleasing to the eye when looking at this military order now, how can the two of us not admit such a pleasing military order?" It's just that this term...... Brother Wu, you see that we are all brothers who crawled out of the pile of dead people, can this deadline be postponed? ”
"Hold off?"
"That's right! Isn't this a little too short a month to recruit 1,000 soldiers? ”
"Is it short? Do you know what time you had yesterday? Wu Zheng asked.
The two glanced at each other in a daze, shook their heads, but saw Wu Zheng stretch out a finger, and the two hurriedly said, "A year?" ”
Wu Zheng shook his head: "No, it's one." You two swore a curse in front of me last night, and today you will bring you a thousand. This is to see that the two of you are drunk, it must be a drinking talk, I will change one to a month behind your back, how can I be a brother enough to be righteous! ”
Cheng Jin nodded subconsciously, Brother Wu is really interesting, if he hadn't changed this to a month, the two of them would have fallen to the ground today.
But it's not right to think about it! I was drunk last night, could it be that he was also drunk, he is a famous thousand cups among us!
Just when Cheng Jin wanted to repent, Wu Zheng said again: "Since Brother Cheng has done this for me, then there is nothing to change in this period!" ”
"This ......"
The two of them were speechless for a while, and they dragged and dragged the general's order in their hands, and they really wanted to tear up the military order, but when they thought that Wu Zheng still had a military certificate of recruiting 10,000 soldiers, the two had to stop fighting.
"A month is a month! This time, our brothers recognize ......"
Wu Zheng interrupted Cheng Jin's words and said, "What do you recognize?" Could it be that you still think I'm cheating on you? ”
Cheng Jin hurriedly shook his head and said: "No, no, a brother like Brother Wu, I am already content if I can meet one in my life, and if there is more, it will be a crime." Brother Wu Gaoyi, I didn't have to say this. By the way, then another military order, Brother Wu, you see, since you didn't take it seriously, can you return it to us? 166 Reading Network