Chapter 153 I had to eat hot tofu

In the small courtyard of Nancheng, the dog who slept comfortably all night walked out with sleepy eyes rubbing his eyes.

Open your eyes, huh? Tang Xiaoqi? Turn around Tang Xiaoer again? It must be the wrong way to open your eyes, close your eyes and open them again.

"Straight lady thief, Tang Xiaoer, I'll let you beat me, I'll let you kick me! Look at my Taizu long fist, eat me a dozen, I hit, hit, oops, it hurts! ”

After a hearty vent, the opponent finally gave up his weapon and surrendered, and turned his head to see where Tang Xiaoer was still tied up.

sighed and said, "Great monk, how did these two people come from?" ”

Acting foolishly and sounding Amitabha.

"Last night, the two of them secretly followed us all the way, and they didn't go home after three watches in the middle of the night, so the poor monk went out to arrest them, and wanted to ask what they were doing staring at us, these two little Langjun really had two hits, one was cunning and the other was ruthless, and it took a lot of effort on the part of the poor monk!"

After speaking, he looked at the dog, and then at the two of them: "Presumably these two are the ones who robbed you!" ”

The dog nodded and said, "It's also the person who assassinated the county lieutenant in the cave." ”

"Amitabha" clasped his hands together and said: "Little dog, the poor monk wants to remind you, don't sink yourself into the mud pit." ”

The dog sighed heavily, it was better to sink into the mud than to bury it in a sack.

knew that the idiot was well-intentioned, so he got up and said to him: "Thank you to the great monk, don't worry, I will pay attention, after all, I haven't fulfilled my promise to my father and mother yet." ”

The idiot nodded, reminding him that he had already said that what to do next would depend on him, and this was the case with Buddhism.

Sit and watch the mundane things and talk about the reincarnation of cause and effect.

A mouthful of proverbs and verses, and you can become a Buddha if you understand it thoroughly.

turned around and went to the left to untie Tang Xiaoqi first, and then came to the right and kicked Tang Xiaoer hard before untying him.

He turned to sit on a bench and pointed at them and asked, "What are you two doing with me?" ”

Tang Xiaoqi closed his mouth and didn't speak, but Tang Xiaoer had something to say.

"Tang Xiaoer, come on!"

"Little cub, you ......"

Slap, the dog slapped the table and scolded him: "Shut your stinky mouth, this is my home, not your Tangjia Village!" ”

Tang Xiaoer turned his head to look at the idiot, and muttered twice: "It was my father who asked us to follow you!" ”

The dog squinted at him and said, "If he is confused, will you follow him?" Not to mention anything else, just sneaking in from the city last night, if you are caught by the city defenders, will you two still be alive? If you go down the vine and check it out, can you still hide in Tangjia Village? The whole village of 500 people will have to be implicated by you, and everyone will point to the two of you and say that you killed them!! ”

Now that everyone has become a grasshopper on a rope, the dog has to mention the two of them, and now Youchuan County, first the matter of the assassin of Shitanshan, and then the matter of taxation by the big officials, and then in two days, it is estimated that it will be a matter of complaining about the levy of the soldiers, which is now in the wind, and the dog does not want to be implicated and imprisoned by these two guys who are obviously troublemakers.

Tang Xiaoqi, who had not spoken, pouted when he heard the dog's words: "Don't worry, we came in around the north city gate, where there are few guards in the city, no one will find us." ”

Tang Xiaoqi, listening to the people of Tangjia Village, said that he is the most promising one in the next generation, not only the first in kung fu, but also the first class of awakening.

However, the more people who rely on the water, the easier it is to drown in the water, because they dare to try the danger.

Compared with Tang Xiaoer, the dog is more worried about Tang Xiaoqi, he often relies on his martial arts to do some dangerous things, in case of bad luck that day, the horse stumbles and is caught by the yamen, but it is over.

The dog patted his head, knowing that he was so why he wanted to go to the charcoal in the mountains, and he didn't eat the mutton and got into a commotion.

O iniquity! The dog stomped his foot in regret.

"Tang Xiaoqi, don't you want to rely on your clever martial arts skills to come nonsense, let me ask you, aren't you high in kung fu? Come, come, tell me, how did you end up here! ”

Tang Xiaoqi squinted at the idiot.

The dog snorted and said: "I told you a long time ago, don't let you Xiaosh Yamen, even the big monk doesn't dare to show off in the city, let alone you, just your three-legged cat's kung fu, at most two times in the village, in the county seat, sooner or later you will be caught in the yamen!" ”

Seeing Tang Xiaoqi's unconvinced look, the dog stared at him fiercely and said, "Don't be unconvinced, you haven't seen how Tang Xiaosan died, but you can ask Tang Xiaoer!" If he hadn't run fast, he would have been caught in the yamen! ”

Tang Xiaoqi's face was red and his ears were red, and he didn't speak.

If you don't suppress the arrogance of these two people, you will make such a mistake in the future, and only by pinching off the signs that are prone to hidden dangers can you keep your head on your neck safely.

"Tang Xiaoqi, fortunately, it was an idiot who caught you today, if it was someone else, the two of you would already be in prison at this time, I think you should have heard of the method of torture to extract confessions in the yamen!"

Tang Xiaoqi didn't speak, and Tang Xiaoer nodded.

Gou'er continued: "You shouldn't have been to the prison, but I did, and the steel-like man entered it, like a little lady, he was disciplined by the officials to be obedient, that is, to survive and not to die. ”

Tang Xiaoqi said with a white face: "I, I will bite off the poison hidden in my mouth when the time comes!" ”

"Biting poison?"

The dog took a step towards him, and Tang Xiaoqi naturally took a step back.

After taking three steps in a row, Tang Xiaoqi took three steps back one after another.

The dog let him go, and then looked at him with a mocking expression and said: "Then you have to have a chance to eat, Tang Xiaosan wanted to eat, but unfortunately he was knocked out by an iron knife from the officer, or Tang Xiaoer threw a dagger and stabbed him to death, do you think you Tangjia Village people can still stay at home safely?" ”

Whether it is negotiation or deterrence, it is a kind of use of language, with a "momentum", rushing at the opponent's psychological defense line, carrying out one blow after another, until the defense is broken and the other party abandons arms and surrenders.

Yesterday the dog experienced it once, and today I learned to use it.

After a series of forced questions, the arrogant Tang Xiaoqi finally lowered his head and said with a pale face: "Then what do you say?" ”

The dog put his hands behind his back, returned to the table and sat down, took a sip of the tea bowl and pondered slowly, Tangjiacun was not at ease with himself, and he could understand it, but arranging for the two of them to secretly monitor him was an extremely risky behavior.

What the dog said to the two of them was really not made up out of thin air, Zhao Zhutou, Master Yao, and the two who always followed Liu Sanlang and made the chain ball follow, not counting the people behind Liu County's lieutenant!

Isn't the martial arts of these people worse than the two of them? Although he is not a person in the yamen, he is about to be called into the yamen every three or five times, and it is not wrong to describe himself as half an official, he is not worried about it once or twice, and he really can't guarantee that the two of them will not show his stuff after many times.

"Ahem, if I'm not mistaken, you two should still be doing business for people in other places, right?"

The faces of the two changed instantly, and they nodded in unison.

The dog spread his hands and said, "Look at this loophole, just this one, the county lieutenant will dare to convict you of assassination!" So ......"

The two of them hurriedly asked, "So what?" ”

"So you two go back and change to someone else."

The two of them looked at each other and whispered: "We can still make do with the kung fu in the village, only the two of us are left!" ”

The dog was suspicious: "No, didn't I hear a lot of people yesterday?" ”

Tang Xiaoer said: "The people who go out are really working for the caravan, and those who stay in the village can only sell their strength, serve the fields, and do chores temporarily. ”

The dog sighed and said, "Okay! ”

Looking at the two of them, his eyes rolled again: "Why don't you two go back and change to Donald, well, Uncle Donald?" ”

The two of them were stunned, and Tang Xiaoer asked suspiciously, "What are you doing with my father?" ”

The dog sighed, the next thing is very important, to negotiate with the yamen on behalf of Tangjia Village, the dog admits that although he can't suffer a big loss in the face of the people in the yamen, he can't take advantage of it, well, it should be said that he is at a disadvantage, and he suffers a small loss.

If there is an old fox like Donald, he can be more relaxed.

"It's useless to tell you two, just go back and tell him that you have to talk to the yamen about things next, and he will understand! Remember to bring fewer people with you when you come. ”

The two of them nodded, and when they looked outside, they wanted to leave, but the dog quickly stopped them and said, "What are you two doing?" ”

The two said: "Go back to the village!" ”

"What village do you go back to in broad daylight, aren't you afraid of being seen on the road? Wait until it's dark before you go! ”

The two said: "When it gets dark, the gates will be closed!" ”

"Don't you two climb walls!"

There are two more people in the family, and they are bad people at first glance, and the dog deliberately left a few dogs, especially Dasha carefully explained, so as not to say that the leakage will cause trouble, as for the idiot, if it wasn't for his mother, he would have died of illness in Liujia Village, so as long as it is not a matter that endangers his life, the dog believes that he will not harm himself for no reason.

Today is a day for several senior officials in the state to practice.

Li Senjun may have heard the people of Youchuan County call him "snot official" in private, so he didn't leave a good impression on the people of Youchuan County, which was originally the task of the two counties, and let Youchuan bear it all by himself, and then waved his hand proudly and took away more than a dozen cages of "native products".

He left happily, but the Ya of Youchuan County was gloomy.

It was still the second hall, and Li Xianling, who was in the main seat, sighed with a teacup in his hand.

The grandson of the next head was so sad that he wanted to pull off all the beards on his chin.

The county lieutenant Liu on the opposite side was also annoyed.

Among these people, it can be said that they are the most at a loss, for this charcoal cave, they were almost killed by the assassins, and they thought that they would be able to take advantage of the opportunity, but they encountered this mess.

In the whole carboniferous mine, each yamen on Lizhou West Road accounted for a component, a total of forty percent.

Longzhou Yamen only accounted for 20 percent, but this was already 60 percent, and the county nominally fell 40 percent, but in fact, the early investment capital and profits were given to the businessmen one to two percent, and finally 20 percent of the shares were taken by the caravan supported by Su Tong in the state.

There are only two percent left in the yamen, but because of the problem of apportioned military expenses, the county's public bank is insufficient, so it takes up half of the shares, and the remaining half of the shares are naturally Li County's order, and the last half of the shares are divided between the two people.

The two quarreled, because this mine was discovered by Liu County's side first, so Liu County's lieutenant accounted for six points of one, and Sun Zhubo four points, and the matter of the coal mine was decided.

Then there is the headache of apportioning military affairs.

The donation of 1,000 taels of army silver, the autumn levy collected in advance, and the various weapons that are still half missing, the most troublesome thing is the problem of a hundred people.

The three people present can be said to be the biggest officials in Yuchuan County, and they closed the door and said their own words, and this time the Ding service was not as simple as digging ditches and building roads before.

It was to pull to the front line to fill the front mile of the army.

The words sent by the road, the state did not dare to refute, so these hundred people were

Life and death depend on fate, wealth and ...... Well, the army only cares about their two meals, and nothing else.