People are nostalgic for the old, they will be reluctant to leave after living in a place for a long time, especially the elderly, born here, and then grown up from here at the age of one year, they have strong feelings for their hometown, for the old people, and the old house that accompanies them day and night, if they don't have no way, they will not leave, even if the place they want to go to is very comfortable, they don't want to.

The former site of Liujia Village, now the village of New Tangjia Village, is a small courtyard built of rows of blue bricks and gray tiles, which stands in a patchwork on this flat land.

On the stone steps on the side of the road, a touch of green moss was dancing in the wind, but the next moment, it was trampled into three petals by a huge cow's hoof.

"Tang Laosan, will you catch the car, the car has rushed to the road, and you are still confused in the car!"

Donald finally found a chance to take revenge on Donald San, and when he stopped the ox cart he was driving, he yelled at him, shouting and greeting others.

"You see, it's all because he's so careless, so the car wheel is always broken, let me say that he should pay for the car repair wheel out of his own pocket!"

"Hey, you Donald Er, you know every day that you are looking for trouble, I'm an official, what's the matter if you break the wheels of the two cars!" Tang Laosan replied to him nonchalantly.

"What's wrong with the official? If it's something damaged by the official, you won't lose money! Tang Laosan was not convinced.

Since he returned from the service, he received an official certificate and official clothes from the yamen, and a pair of nostrils almost grew on his head.

When he returned to the village, he didn't work, and walked around every day with a bird cage, but fortunately he was old, otherwise he would have been caught by the lieutenant and beaten for the crime of wandering for idleness and not trying to produce.

Ever since he knew that he didn't even dare to beat his own board, he became even more embarrassed for a while, walking around the nearby village in official clothes every day, and forcing people to call him Tang Yuanwai.

The old pimple-like character is well-known in the nearby villages, since last month he received the first official salary in the yamen, people are even more floating into the sky, every day in the county town to eat tea and listen to music, others are busy building their own houses, or weeding the crops in the field, he can follow a group of old people, every day to travel the mountains and rivers, he Hun family said a few words and was driven back to his mother's house.

Later, Boss Tang, who really couldn't see it, had to come forward and persuade him, and it took Lao Niu's nose to let him take the Hun family back, and then build his family's house.

After a month of busy work, these jobs were finally over, no, I couldn't hold back today, and began to "think quietly", first to find fault and stir up trouble, and then fooled a few descendants who also had official status to pool money to go to the city to play.

"I won't pay for it, what can you do!"

I don't know what's wrong, Tang Laosan threw away the whip in a huff, and the ox cart didn't care, and walked towards the city with his hands behind his back.

can make Donald gasp angrily, "Big brother, look at what bullshit he said!" Tang Donggua, Tang Zhuzi and Xiao Er, Xiao Qi are all officials, and they are still the same as before, so he himself hangs the official words on his lips every day. ”

"Also, this is the official business of the village, he is not doing it, like what, when the big guy built him a house, why didn't he say it! What an old scoundrel! It's too much! ”

"yes, yes! The third brother has been too much these days."

Donald looked at the brothers behind him and complained, he couldn't ignore it as the boss, but the fact was that he couldn't control him anymore.

I had to say something to comfort these old brothers, and a few people were talking there, and they heard someone calling out to them in the distance.

When I turned my head, I saw that it was a bald monk and a crazy mage.

"Idiot Mage, is there something you have to do with calling the old man?"

The idiot still looks like an ascetic, with a big iron staff in his left hand, a cloth jacket behind his back, and a bowl in his right hand. ”

Boss Tang didn't have any relatives living in the state city, so he didn't have any letters to take away, so he said, "Master Xing, the old man doesn't have any letters here!" ”

The idiot nodded and replied, "Then the poor monk will go first!" ”

Donald arched his hand and said goodbye to the idiot, and the idiot strode away with a big iron rod.

Boss Tang looked at his back, and suddenly remembered something, so he chased after him and called him: "Idiot Mage, take a slow step, the old man suddenly remembered something and wanted to ask you." ”

The idiot had already walked far away, but when he heard him shouting, he turned over and walked back and said, "What is the matter with Master Tang." ”

"It's not a matter of urgency, it's just that the more than 500 acres of paddy fields that the yamen promised to replace our village have not moved so far, and the old man also heard that the yamen forced a lawsuit for this matter, and the old man wanted to inquire about whether it would implicate our Tangjia Village, it just so happened that the dog was on an errand in the state government, please give him a message and ask what we should do next!"

The idiot said well, and was just about to turn around and leave, when he suddenly stopped and said: "The government has made a civil unrest, and the poor monks have also heard about it, I am afraid that this matter is not simple, if Tang Shizhu is worried, he can send someone to the state to investigate carefully, the poor monk will go to the state city, and he will turn around after only one day, I am afraid that the investigation will not be careful." ”

Boss Tang thanked him when he heard this, and was about to figure out who to send, when he saw Tang Xiaoer and Tang Xiaoqi in the distance, each riding a fast horse, and running over with two girls in front of the horse and saying:

"Oh no, dad (uncle), the third uncle is clamoring to divorce his wife!"

"Why do you divorce your wife?"

Donald was shocked and said, "Why do you want to divorce your wife?" ”

"Third uncle, I don't like the third aunt and can't give him another son!"

"Nonsense!"

Donald scolded angrily: "A lot of people are still making this joke when they are old!" Come with me! ”

After saying that, he hurriedly walked to Donald Laosan's house with a group of people, and when he saw it, he had to follow.

In later generations, the average middle school student, in addition to the statutory holidays, will have one or two days off every month, as for the long rest days of the winter and summer vacations, it is the envy of all walks of life, but in ancient times, in addition to the busy farming, Dragon Boat Festival, Mid-Autumn Festival, New Year, these festivals celebrated by the whole country for a day or two, the rest of the days are cold window hard study.

Not to mention resting, homework is so busy that you can't even sleep enough, if you encounter the imperial examination year, every day is "listen to the chicken sleep, smell the chicken up", the head cantilever cone thorn thorn stock, I can't wait for twelve hours without sleeping, most students, from the beginning of the school should be lifted, until the examination is famous, are under high pressure to study, and is the initiative to learn, even if the school gives them a holiday, these moves will not waste time to run to play.

studied hard like this, and many people have never had a chance with the emperor list for the rest of their lives.

The dog didn't work so hard, he took the imperial examination to realize his dream, by the way, try how his luck was, he really couldn't pass the exam, so he came back and continued to be an official, anyway, the big fat man said, the errand will be kept for himself, even if he doesn't keep it, he can also go back to Youchuan as a servant!

When you think about it, the dog has a good reason for the idea of skipping class today.

"Wang Hou, didn't you say that there was a trick today? The sun is going to set, why hasn't it come out yet? ”

The dog riding on the fork of the tree kept complaining to Wang Hou on the other fork.

"I obviously heard this stall owner say yesterday that it is coming, no, you can ask Hua Fourteen!"

Wang Hou climbed the branch of the first person position, Hua 14 was eating a sugar gourd, heard Wang Hou's words in his ears, wiped his mouth and proved: "Yes dog, not only the stall owner said there, but the female servant who was turning her head on the platform also told us the same yesterday. ”

The dog glanced at the female maid wearing a belly pocket and turning her heels on the stage and the black head of the audience, and said, "Okay, I'll wait a little longer, if I don't do a trick today, I won't kill you two!" ”

"Kill us?"

Wang Hou and Hua Shishi looked at each other and laughed: "You can't even beat the little fat man in your schoolhouse, and you still want to beat the two of you, hahaha!" ”

"Hey, you're a king, who do you look down on! I saw that the little fat man and I were classmates deliberately let him, why can't I beat him! ”

Wang Hou sneered, and was about to open his mouth to dismantle the dog platform, when he suddenly heard a shout under the tree, several people hurriedly looked up, and saw an old man in wide clothes walking up to the stage, and saluted everyone and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, wait a minute, the little old man will play tricks for everyone when he drinks saliva!" ”

The people below shouted in unison: "What to drink, we are all waiting for a quick performance!" ”

The old man on the stage smiled and said: "Don't worry, look at my teapot, it's only the size of a fist, and it won't take long to take a sip!" ”

The people in the audience shouted in a mess: "Old man, don't be long-winded, hurry up and finish the performance!" ”

Lao Er hurriedly said hello, raised the teapot and poured water into his mouth, and a silver-white water injection flew out of the teapot mouth, and then drew a beautiful arc, which accurately fell into the mouth below.

Knock knock knock.

The whole audience watched him drink tea with wide eyes, and his eyes were so sore that he couldn't see the tea in the pot finished.

Bang bang bang.

The old man on the stage, patting his round belly, changed his posture with difficulty, and continued to drink the tea in the teapot with his mouth open.

Another pillar of incense.

The spectators in the audience were impatient at first, but when they looked at it, they saw the doorway, this fist-sized tea kettle, it had been almost half an hour, and it had not finished flowing, and they were stunned for a while.

Belch~

A hearty hiccup woke everyone up, only to see the old man on the stage, sighing to everyone with a big belly: "Everyone, I forgot to tell you, this teapot is a spiritual weapon used by the gods, the name is Qiankun pot, it contains two big rivers and five big lakes, and ordinary people can't drink it, and the little old man is just a mortal, but he can't drink it!" Forgive me, and I'll start playing tricks now! ”

As he spoke, Lao Er was about to sit down and perform a trick, but three or five big men in strong suits in front of the stage shouted to him: "What fairy baby, I think you are deceiving us!" ”

"Yes, yes! Where is there a Qiankun pot with a big river, even if there is, it is as big as the sky! You're definitely not so small, I guess it's because your old belly is not good, and you can't drink much! Let us come! ”

As he spoke, a few big men jumped onto the stage, and they had to drink the water in the pot noisily, but the little old man was stirred up and had no intention of performing, so he had to sigh and said: "Then a few of you are lined up, and I will give you a drink!" ”

"Good!"

Several big men lined up, their mouths wide open and their heads tilted up to drink.

A quarter of an hour later, the first big man said goodbye, and half an hour later, these big men all said goodbye, and walked off the stage with their big bellies supporting each other.

As he walked, he shouted, "It's really a Qiankun pot!" I can't drink enough water! ”

There was a buzz, and the audience instantly shouted.