Chapter 47: I haven't taken a shower for three months, and I can't eat
It is said that Jia Baoyu went down the mountain all the way to find Lin Xiaoxiao, but he got lost in the dense forest, the wounds on his feet and buttocks attacked, and he was restless, but he saw a little fire flashing in the dense forest in front of him, thinking that Lin Xiaoxiao was there, so he came towards the fire excitedly.
Jia Baoyu walked all night, tired and thirsty, and when he saw the firelight, he shouted, "Xiaoxiao, why don't you wait for me." ”
One Piece and the other three heard Jia Baoyu shouting and immediately jumped up.
One said: "Boss, isn't that the male number one here, the boss's bonfire moth really worked." ”
"Remember who we are, don't say it. The boat is on the beach, we just need to scare them, they will naturally find the boat and leave, and we can do our business. One Piece said, glancing at Ichikan and Ichijo.
One tube and one two people understood, so they picked up the ghost head knife on the ground and quietly came in the direction of Jia Baoyu.
Jia Baoyu saw a bonfire burning under a big tree in front of him, and there was a faint person sitting there with his back to him, and he didn't have time to take a closer look, so he hurried over with a pestle, and said with a smile as he walked: "Xiaoxiao, I knew that you would still wait for me, after all, these days on this isolated island can be regarded as sharing weal and woe, and we are in the same boat through thick and thin." ”
As soon as Jia Baoyu's words fell, he tripped over something under his feet, and the person fell and gnawed on the ground.
Jia Baoyu sighed, and was just about to get up, when suddenly two people, one tall and one short, one fat and one thin, like a sea ghost Yaksha, jumped out.
The two ghost-headed knives clattered on Jia Baoyu's neck.
Jia Baoyu's fright, he was already speechless.
This fat nature is a tube, and the thin nature is a one.
As soon as he tilted his mouth, he smiled and said, "What a worm with fine skin and tender meat, grandpa hasn't opened meat for a few days, so he just chopped it and roasted it." ”
One opened his mouth wide and smiled: "It's not delicious to bake, it's better to wash and chop and cook it, but it's a pity that there is no onion and garlic, so I have to settle it." ”
When Jia Baoyu saw the two of them talking, he immediately knew that it was a person or a ghost, and he settled down, so he smiled and said: "Two heroes, I haven't taken a bath for three or four months, it stinks, I can't eat!"
The two of them listened and burst out laughing.
When the One Piece heard this, he also laughed, and said in a loud voice, "What else are you talking about, bring it to me." ”
One tube and one two, one person and one hand, lifting Jia Baoyu was like carrying a chicken, and he smiled and threw Jia Baoyu in front of the bonfire.
Jia Baoyu was hurt by the fall, and when he looked up, he saw three people in strange costumes looking at him and laughing. The two men, one fat and one thin, bowed to a one-eyed dragon and said, "One Piece boss, this kid is a living treasure, and he can tell jokes before he dies." ”
One Piece said: "It's useless to be clever, let's drift here from the sea, and the things on the ship have almost eaten, and in the past ten days and half a month, I have been vegetarian, and I haven't touched any meat. ”
"Okay, it's just boss, the guys we eat are all on the boat on the beach not far from here. ”
"Then don't go and get it quickly, by the way, bring the only few garlic heads on the boat, this kid has fine skin and tender meat, cook it and dip it in the garlic paste and eat it. ”
Jia Baoyu said in horror: "Who are you? How can you eat people, and if there is no royal law and heavenly law, you will not be afraid of retribution, and you will die in the eighteen layers of hell." ”
The three of them burst into laughter. One Piece stepped on Jia Baoyu's chest and said: "There is a road in heaven that you don't take, and there is no door in hell for you to break in, it's no wonder to us, it's only because you have fine skin and tender meat, and there is a lot of oil and water, and it just so happens that our stomachs are hungry again." To tell you the truth, we are pirates from the east who come to hunt for treasures, grandpa and me, the people in the rivers and lakes call the One Piece, there are more people who eat, and they go to hell, and the Lord of Hades is also afraid of us. ”
One and one brandished the ghost-headed broadsword and smiled:
"My name is a tube. ”
"My name is one. ”
"I can grow taller after eating you. ”
"I can grow thick after eating you. ”
The One Piece said angrily: "What are you talking about with him, one of you goes to get the guy who eats and garlic, and the other takes him to the beach and chops him alive, washes it, chops it into several pieces and brings it back, I can wait here." ”
The two agreed, and they came up and dragged Jia Baoyu to leave.
One suddenly turned around and said, "Not good." ”
"What's the matter, I'm surprised. ”
"When I took him just now, I seemed to hear him cry out and laugh, isn't it that he has any other accomplices, why don't you take it together, it will save trouble, and we will have to eat a few more bites of meat. ”
One Piece said, "Reasonable, I seem to have heard it too, so ask him." ”
One put the ghost head knife on Jia Baoyu's neck and said angrily: "Tell me quickly, you still have accomplices, where is she?"
Jia Baoyu thought of Lin Xiaoxiao, for fear that she didn't know that these three people were in danger, so she shouted loudly: "Xiaoxiao, there are three man-eating devils here, don't come here, run!"
Yi said with a smile: "He really has an accomplice, and when he hears this name, he seems to be a woman." ”
One tube suddenly became excited and shouted, "Then don't hurry up and bring her!"
"You say take it, where to get it, but I don't know where the chick is, you take her soul. "A bad way.
A tube said angrily: "You know a fart, this kid is here, she must not be far away, maybe she is hiding nearby." This kid is now in our hands, he is the bait, and the louder he screams, the better, maybe the little beauty will find the voice. ”
As soon as Ichijo heard about the woman, he was so excited that he whispered a few words to One Piece.
One Piece smiled: "Okay, well, since Ichibo is so sure, then I will leave the work of this beauty to you." ”
When I heard it, I was overjoyed.
One Piece and Ichijo got up and left.
One hurriedly said, "Where is the boss?"
"I and a boat that went to the beach to get guys and things, and he couldn't take them with two hands. You take care of this meat worm here, if the little beauty comes, you take her together, and the jackpot will be yours. ”
Although Ichichi was happy to hear it, he was a little uneasy, but One Piece and Ichijo said that they were leaving.
Looking at Jia Baoyu with a ghost head knife, the surroundings in the woods were suddenly quiet, occasionally a gust of night wind blew, the shadows of the trees swayed, and some unknown bird calls and strange sounds came.
Remembering the terrifying scene in the woods on the way back from the beach earlier, he couldn't help but get nervous, and the ghost knife in his hand began to tremble.
Jia Baoyu took the opportunity to struggle to stand up and want to run, but there were injuries on his legs and buttocks, where he could run, he had already been kicked over, and pointed at Jia Baoyu tremblingly with a ghost head knife and said: "You give me old, old, honest, otherwise, otherwise, I ......."
Yibo was still not at ease, and as soon as he had an idea, he threw away the ghost head knife, untied his trouser belt, and tied Jia Baoyu like a bundle of firewood.
One tube was smug, holding his drooping pants in one hand and smiling: "This time, I see if you can't run." ”
As soon as the words fell, the back of the head of the tube slammed, the pants he was carrying slipped off, and the person fell.