Kunlun's days are short, after thirteen years, Orchid is sixteen years old.

Time snapped up, and Orchid changed from a three-year-old chubby chick to a sixteen-year-old chubby chick.

The sixteen-year-old orchid has no sign of wanting to grow at all, and the reason for this is none other than the two hobbies of the orchid, eating and sleeping!

Since the orchid went up the mountain, many of the grass, trees, fish, insects, beasts and wild game in the mountains and wilderness have become extinct, and even the tigers and leopards at the top of the food chain are skinny.

Nowadays, even if they stay in the forest at night, those fierce beasts do not dare to disturb humans, but when they see people, they are like seeing nemesis, and they must definitely take a detour.

And the farmers at the foot of the mountain will lose chickens and ducks every once in a while, but they have never caught the "thieves". Although some people doubted Orchid, the ninety-nine brothers had never seen her "a thief" with their own eyes.

Everyone saw the orchid's increasingly swollen figure and dark eye circles during the day.

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The sixteen-year-old 100th junior sister not only became Kunlun to fat, but also was favored by the group as a bully in Kunlun.

Orchids love some kind of wild flowers in the mountains, and the next day they will be spotted, and the yard will become a sea of flowers.

Orchids are sleepy, and new beds have been installed everywhere in Kunlun, including cradle type, chaise longue type, tent type, hammock type......

Orchid glanced at the peasant woman's children's toys, and it wasn't long before she had an ingenious private playground.

Orchid has a private school, and she is the only student, but there are many "gentlemen" who take turns teaching Orchid.

Orchid doesn't have to work, her three meals a day are worked and cultivated by her brothers, and her daily life is all inclusive, laundry, cooking, washing dishes, and even making beds, stacking quilts, sewing and mending, and Yun Kongkong always looks "virtuous".

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At the age of six, Hu Ji snatched the toy windmill of the farmer's little brother, and the brothers joined forces to make a real windmill for the farmer, so as to complete the reputation of Kunlun Mountain......

Orchid was eight years old, hated private school, in the middle of the night with not very skilled fire control, burned the private school to ashes, hundreds of years of book collection, once destroyed, Yun Zhongzi blew his beard and glared, punished everyone for endorsement and copying, but pardoned Orchid......

Orchid was ten years old, the cloud empty artifact egg hatched a colorful bird, named Phoenix, Orchid used the three-legged cat's wind control technique, chased the phoenix for three days and three nights, if it wasn't for Yun Zhi to stop it in time, the bald bird that was plucked out of the feathers would have become her belly meal.

Orchid peeked at the senior brother taking a bath, the "eagle eye" in the cliff crevice, the "fat rabbit" in the wild grass, the "giant python" on the tree, and the "lotus" moving in the water, everyone burst into tears.

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What Orchid likes, she can get easily, and what she sees, as long as she wants, can become her personal belonging.

Everyone spared no effort to carry out Yun Zhongzi's orders, without any lower limit, without any principles, spoiled Hu Ji, spoiled her boundlessly, and spoiled her into a bully in Kunlun.

And on the way to cultivation, Orchid is a half-ass.

The flying technique like a chicken flying and a dog jumped made the senior brother Yun Zhi unable to raise his head in front of everyone for a while, and Hu Ji accidentally fell, which was even more miserable, and the aftershock of the golden body, the whole Kunlun would tremble.

Yun Kongkong taught her the art of water control, either it was hot to the air, or it was frozen to the air, why was the injured always empty, because the orchid skin was thick, the general temperature limit, she felt ...... Not obvious.

The worst thing is Minglang, a handsome seventeen-year-old young man, with wisdom in his eyes and spring on his face, shining in the sun, but often making the orchid nowhere to place the needle, pierced like a hedgehog, restless.

Ling Xiao taught Hu Ji the art of controlling fire, and the growth of Hu Ji was very large, but the entire Wuji Hall was hit by seedlings, two heads in three days, either water on this side, or fire on that side, every three or five times, people turned on their backs.

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Everyone felt that Orchid's chubby body always hid endless strength, and the tossing Kunlun was not at peace.

But every time I blame her, I can always be defeated by the innocence and innocence of Orchid's glass eyes. There is always a strong stupidity in Orchid's body, which makes it difficult to really blame her.

But in this stupidity, there is always a bit of shrewdness, which seems to be something and nothing, which makes people unpredictable and hateful.

Orchids have such a character and behavior, they are fine in Kunlun, but once they are exiled to the mountains, they will really become a "scourge".

One day, Orchid went down the mountain alone.

Thinking of the master's 300th birthday in the near future, Orchid was overjoyed and determined to buy a birthday gift for the master.

What can I do?

Gold and silver treasures are regarded as dung by those who cultivate the gods.

Divine weapons? There are many masters.

Gorgeous clothes and beautiful clothes, the master doesn't love it the most.

Pet beasts, it is estimated that the master is too lazy to raise.

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After thinking about it, Hu Ji felt that it was better to buy a master's favorite delicacy and let the master enjoy it, which was the most real.

From the mountains and forests, the orchid "called" a few poor young "game".

Looking at the three skinny chickens, Orchid sighed, this stuff between the teeth is not enough.

So, she "summoned" a tiger, the tiger is worthy of being the king of the mountain, although he has lost some weight, he is still full of flesh and mighty and domineering.

But......

Ever since she had drunk tiger milk, she had come to regard tigers as "of the same kind" and eat them...... Don't keep your mouth shut.

Orchid shook her head, and could only go to the depths of the mountains and forests to take a look in a depressed manner.

Who would have thought that in the depths of the mountains and forests, where the orchids had never touched, there was actually a group of fat cattle and sheep hidden.

Hu Ji's eyes lit up, staring at these cattle and sheep and said, "These farmers are really shrewd, and they actually hide you so deeply." ”

The pheasants and hares in the mountains, and even snakes, rats, fish and insects, all entered the stomachs of themselves and their senior brothers, and they thought that the "big objects" such as cattle and sheep of the farmers had already been "stolen chickens and dogs" by themselves, but they did not expect that they were raised in the middle of nowhere.

When the orchid thought of the master's birthday and the golden roast leg of lamb, she no longer had any scruples, grabbed a fat sheep, and prepared to leave.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

At this moment, a middle-aged woman ran over menacingly.

As the "housekeeper" who takes care of these cattle and sheep, she has been staring at the orchid for a long time, secretly thinking, this fat woman looked at the cattle and sheep in the village with bad intentions, and her saliva was about to flow, it was not a "chicken thief" who had never been caught.

In other words, in the strict sense, it is not considered "stealing", because every time you lose a chicken or a duck, you will find almost equal silver taels in the same place.

Hearing that someone had murdered her, Orchid turned her head and saw that it was a middle-aged peasant woman.

Orchid smiled: "Big sister, don't be angry, I just want to buy a sheep, you see, this is silver." ”

"Buy? I think you're trying to steal, right? I bumped into it and said to buy it, what you think is beautiful! You say, are you a chicken thief? ”

The middle-aged woman suddenly asked, and Orchid was dumbfounded, thinking, this sister is so smart.

"You're always throwing chickens! Are you sure? But why didn't anyone make trouble? ”

Although the farmer lost his livestock, he also got back the silver taels, so how could anyone make trouble.

The middle-aged woman saw that she had thrown a few pieces of broken silver in the grass, and it was more than enough to buy three fat sheep, and the orchid had only caught one in her hand at the moment.

The village woman's eyes rolled, and she suddenly rushed to the orchid and shouted: "You think that with this little silver, you can buy a fat sheep, which village and which tun are you from?" See I won't sue you? ”

At first glance, Orchid was a little confused, she often followed the empty air to the market in the town, chickens, ducks, cattle and sheep still knew a thing or two, but the middle-aged woman in front of her actually said that the silver she threw away was not enough, didn't she know the price of cattle and sheep?

Orchid was in a hurry to buy sheep, and did not want to pay much attention to the middle-aged woman, so she lost another ingot of silver, and the last thing she lacked was silver.

"Yes, I'll give you another ingot of silver, this girl is still busy, and I don't have time to entangle with you."

Orchid was about to leave after speaking, but was stopped by a middle-aged woman.

"Girl, I think you are the chicken thief, look at your brocade clothes, if you don't want others to know that you are a thief, you have to pay more silver......"

When the woman saw that the woman in front of her was so talkative, she thought that she had been frightened by herself, and she became even more violent.

Orchid finally understood, it turned out that the village woman had lied to herself.

"Oh——, you woman, are you trying to blackmail me for money?"

Thinking about the key to this, Orchid couldn't help but have some contempt for the person in front of her.

There is no shortage of ignorant people in the farmers of Kunlun Hill, and at the foot of this immortal family, blackmail is rare, if it is caught by the yamen in the town, it will be a serious crime.

Orchid smiled and didn't speak, a brilliant plan came to mind.

Suddenly, the middle-aged woman looked behind Orchid, her eyes widened with a frightened expression.

The bushes behind the orchid were rustling, and there seemed to be some kind of suppressed roar.

This is?

Before the middle-aged village woman came back to her senses, there was a flower in front of her, a tiger with yellow and black patterns all over her body, jumping in front of her, staring at the middle-aged woman.

"Woohoo......" the tiger roared loudly.

"Mom! There is a tiger ......" The middle-aged woman rolled her eyes and fainted directly.

Orchid is funny, so cowardly and dare to come out to deceive.

"Hehe, I originally thought I had met a "tigress", but who would have thought that it was a paper paste, so I couldn't help but be scared. ”