Chapter 9 Stripping and Washing Dates
In addition to eating and sleeping, as well as ravaging small animals, Orchid secretly has a big hobby, that is, peeking at the clouds and waiting for the three to take a bath.
But it's no wonder that Orchid is a curious two-year-old child!
As the saying goes, children are curious, and they are always full of the spirit of exploration of the unknown world, and this spirit is easy to make people "rebellious".
Ever since the "Beastly Amiable" incident, the seeds of curiosity have been planted in Orchid's little heart.
In the following trip, who bathed the orchid became a topic of endless debate among the three men but never to no avail, and it also became an important reason for the orchid to peek at others taking a bath again.
Yun Kongkong, who is unprincipled and spoiled by orchids, Gao Minglang, who has already planned to become a future courtier, is clearly clear and resolutely refuses to take a bath.
And Gao Lingxiao, who didn't want to see Orchid, couldn't count on it.
Who the hell bathes orchids?
Orchid is the emperor, although she is still young, but she can't stand the day when she grows up, thinking back on these things, if she gets angry, it is possible to kill her head!
So the three of them decided to let the orchid learn to bathe herself.
So, Gao Minglang dictated, the clouds and the sky demonstrated, and Gao Lingxiao watched coldly from the sidelines.
"Orchid, let's learn to take a bath now, and you'll have to wash yourself in the future, you know?"
"Washing dates? It used to be washed by Ling Xiao?! ”
Hu Ji raised her fat face with some confusion, staring at Gao Minglang and Gao Lingxiao, do you still want to learn to wash dates?
But as soon as she said this, Yun Kongkong immediately grabbed Gao Lingxiao and roared angrily: "When did you take a bath for Orchid?" ”
"I, I, never?! Didn't you wash it blindfolded before! ”
Gao Lingxiao's eyes also widened, looking at Hu Ji with an incredulous expression, when did he give her a bath?! Wronged!
"Just yesterday! The jujube is clean, but it is a little green, not too sweet, and the next time you want to pick it, you will pick the ripe red dates. ”
Whew-
The three of them breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that the jujube that was washed!
"It's okay, it's okay, then let's start talking about taking a shower now, the first step: undressing."
"Wash a date and take off your clothes?" Hu Ji looked at Gao Minglang with a puzzled face.
"This bath is not another date, the bath we are going to talk about today is to take off your clothes and wash your body in the water, understand?"
"Oh......"
Seeing that Hu Ji finally nodded, Gao Minglang immediately signaled for the clouds to start.
Yun Kongkong pulled the "clothes" that didn't have a few pieces of cloth on his body, and asked in a low voice: "Can this step be saved?" ”
"Hmm...... Then the second step: get into the water! ”
Yun Kongkong exhaled and slowly walked down the shallow small lake, revealing only one head.
"Step 3: Rub the shower!"
Yun Kongkong picked up a stone and began to rub it lightly on his body.
"See? Orchid, first of all, use a smooth stone to gently scrub the dirt on your body. ”
"Oh......"
"Step 3: Sperm."
Yun Kongkong picked up plant powders such as pig grass and soaphorn and scrubbed them all over the body.
One of them said, the other action was very funny, even the animals in the mountains stopped to watch, two monkeys in the tree, a group of fish in the water, and a red-eyed rabbit in the grass nest.
The three of them finally found this pig grass and soaphorn, dried it, ground it into powder with stones, and used it to bathe smoothly and fragrantly, which is very comfortable.
The clouds were empty and washed, and they forgot themselves comfortably, and when a few pieces of cloth on their legs fell off, they didn't notice it.
"Haha......"
Orchid laughed loudly, and the three of them noticed that something was wrong, but fortunately, the lower half of Yunkongkong's body was hidden in the water, perhaps, Orchid didn't find out.
"That monkey said you were a short-tailed hairless monkey, haha, that's funny!" Hu Ji smiled forward and leaned back, and even Gao Lingxiao laughed out loud.
Yun Kongkong's face turned green, and Gao Minglang hurriedly drove the monkey away from the tree.
"And that red-eyed rabbit, saying that your short tail is a hair......
After Hu Ji finished laughing, Gao Lingxiao had already sat on the ground, holding his stomach and laughing.
Yunkong bent down, his face flushed, and he ran from under the tree to the grass in embarrassment, driving the red-eyed rabbit away.
"Okay, okay, I'll drive them all away, no one will laugh at you anymore, senior brother, hurry up and find your clothes, hurry up and ...... "Put it on!"
Without waiting for Gao Minglang to finish comforting Yun Kongkong's words, Hu Ji said again: "What did that group of fish say about the sea, what is the sea?" What is a chestnut? ”
Hu Ji asked innocently, Gao Lingxiao couldn't hold back anymore, and laughed out loud.
"Orchid, Orchid, Brother Ling Xiao told you, the sea is the boundless sea, that chestnut, chestnut...... Ha ha...... It's just a piece of rice! Ha ha! ”
Hu Ji nodded as if he didn't understand, and said, "Well, it seems that this is a group of fish who have seen the world!" ”
And the clouds are empty, he only feels that his face is full of fire at the moment, he knew that he would not listen to Gao Minglang's words, what kind of bad idea is this! Whining! He was in the water, not standing, not squatting.
Although teaching Orchid to take a bath, Yun Kongkong and Gao Minglang made a lot of jokes, but in the end, Orchid watched the whole process, and should have an understanding of bathing!
This time, change the orchid into the water, and the three of them are waiting in a secret place!
"The first step, undressing?"
The two-year-old orchid exerted the strength of the milk before she took off the coarse cloth that had wrapped around her, leaving only a pair of underpants.
She thought about it, and it was just like this when she entered the water.
So, the orchid dragged her body, which was unbound by clothes and looked even more white and fat, into the water......
Bang, bang, bang......
The sound of water kept ringing, and the stone in the hearts of the three of them finally fell, and this level was passed.
For the first time, the two-year-old orchid bathed by herself, and she not only washed her white, but also washed her fragrance.
When she appeared in front of the three of them again, she had tender skin, glass-like eyes, a tall little nose, and soft black hair......
Except for being too fat, there is nothing that is not perfect, but because of fat, there is no perfection.
"Orchid is awesome!" Gao Minglang did not forget to give orchid a sweet date.
"But I still like to wash with you?"
"No way!" The three of them spoke in unison, with a determination that could not be denied.
"Don't you love orchids anymore?"
Orchid was a little inexplicably sad, and once again pinched the flesh on her round belly, which was her really sad little habit.
She always felt that the three people in front of her closest to her were somehow "distancing" from her, and teaching her to take a bath was just the beginning.
And the unanimous refusal of the three people also planted the seeds of more curiosity in Orchid's heart, what is the reason why they are no longer willing to be close to them as before.