Chapter 1: Feather Cloak (3 times)

After walking three or five steps, I heard Mrs. Xiangjun shouting behind me: "Stop! Aren't you just trying to get your hands on the widow surnamed Yang? As long as you make the old lady happy, the old lady can teach you a way, and the storage is effective! ”

A strong sense of alcohol rushed to the top door, Wang Xun couldn't hold it anymore, turned around, and scolded viciously: "Madam, please put your mouth cleaner?" Don't bury Wang with this kind of dirty thing, and don't bury your husband again, after all, he still needs some face to be an official? ”

"Dirty!" I don't know if I was drunk, or I was so excited by Wang Xun's words that I lost my mind, Mrs. Xiangjun giggled, "Dirty, do you think I'm dirty?" So how does a father hook up with a daughter-in-law? What if the elder brother climbs into the bed of the younger brother-in-law? You think I'm dirty, dare to ask, in this Chang'an City, in addition to the white marble railing next to Qujiang Pond, is there anything clean? ”

"You ......" This woman is a madman, Wang Xun really regrets that he didn't go faster just now. Only a madman would dare to say such a rebellious thing, even though she was stating a well-known fact. When today's favorite concubine Niangniang was indeed the wife of the prince Shouwang. His Majesty the Emperor took a fancy to her, first ordered her to be a female Taoist priest, and then canonized her as a concubine. And the so-called elder brother climbed into the bed of his younger brother-in-law, which tells the story of Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty. first killed the king of Qi Yuanji in Xuanwu Gate, and then plundered the concubine Yang of the king of Qi into his Qin palace. (Note 1)

"What's wrong? Dumb or not? A little kid with a thief's heart but no thief's guts! Seeing that Wang Xun was almost embarrassed and fled, Mrs. Xiangjun became more and more frenzied, chased after a few steps, and laughed and teased. Be a simple person, want it, don't hide it. Which woman you like, even if you are a brother, don't be polite, you should use the knife, you should use the knife, you should ......! ”

"Madame!" Wang Xun stopped and glared angrily, "Don't let the world be clean because your heart is dirty." What happens to others, Wang can't care. But you have to bury Wang again, don't blame Wang for being unkind with his fists! ”

With that, he swung his fist and smashed a green bamboo beside him. only heard the sound of "click", and the green bamboo, which was as thick as a child's arm, was actually smashed in half, and it was directly between himself and Mrs. Xiangjun. Although Mrs. Xiangjun has read countless people, she has never seen such a barbaric and rude reckless man, so she was so frightened that she took a few steps back one after another, hugged her shoulders and shrunk her head, lest she hide a little slower, and she was smashed in the face by Wang Xun's fist.

"Underwhelming!" Wang Xun finally figured out what was wrong with the other party. Take a big step and walk away. It wasn't until his whole body was gone, that Mrs. Xiangjun cautiously raised her head, looked around, and then revealed a wisp of resentment.

"Madame, how did you come here through the wind, beware of tripping over bamboo!!" Before she could figure out how to take revenge on Wang Xun, who didn't know what to do, a voice asked faintly outside the bamboo forest.

"You don't care!" Mrs. Xiangjun immediately raised a pair of peach blossom eyes and glared at her defiantly.

"The maid just happened to pass by here, how dare she care about the lady's business?" The person who came was Mrs. Xiangyin's maid, and she didn't ask herself if she was not a good stubble, knowing that Mrs. Xiangjun was a thief, she still bit it, "But Her Royal Highness the princess seems to have come out to breathe just now, I don't know if her old man heard the sound of hen courtship in the bamboo forest?" ”

"What if Her Highness the Princess hears it? She is not the emperor's own sister! Even she ......" Mrs. Xiangjun stiffened her mouth, glared at each other, and added viciously. As soon as the words came out, he suddenly realized that he had brought the emperor and the emperor's great-grandfather a little bit into it just now. Although Princess Anding has a weak relationship with today's son, there are still ways to pass on what she hears to the palace. Once His Majesty the Emperor is angry, I am afraid that no matter how cowardly his husband is, he will be ordered to divorce his wife.

Immediately, his mind turned countless times in his stomach, and the anger on his face quickly turned into a smile, "Look at what Sister Xiangyin said, how could Her Royal Highness the princess come to the back garden for no reason?" It must have been the girl who was in a hurry just now, and she was dazzled for a while! ”

"Didn't Madame also run to someone else's back garden for no reason?" Having the heart to vent her anger for her own hostess, Mrs. Qiuguo's personal maid Xiangyin shook her head and asked with a smile. "Although the maid's eyes are poor, what color is the dress of Her Royal Highness the princess, she can still see clearly!"

Since Gaozu Li Yuan, the colors of the clothing of Tang officials and women have very strict regulations. The ladies of today's banquet are of different grades, and the colors of their robes are naturally different. In particular, Princess Anding, as the daughter of Emperor Zhongzong and the cousin of today's son, her costume can be said to be unique among today's people. There is no possibility of admitting mistakes!

Thinking of this, the smile on Mrs. Xiangjun's face became more and more charming, almost flattering, and she came to Xiangyin sweetly and greasyly, and said with a smile: "Didn't people go the wrong way just now?" That's why I got here by mistake. Her Royal Highness the princess is the aunt of the master here, so naturally she will not be as stupid as others! Good sister, what did you just see? Can you tell my sister more details? ”

"I can't afford it." Xiang Yin smiled and dodged to the side, raising her hand to separate the shoulders of Mrs. Xiangjun. "Xiangyin is just a little maid in someone else's family, how can she be the sister of the county lady?!

"Hey, look at what my sister said so much!" Mrs. Xiangjun was not disgusted by Xiangyin's coldness at all, and continued to stick forward with her chest straight, "Being able to serve Mrs. Xiangguo is a blessing that has been cultivated for several lifetimes!" Who dares to treat you as a slave? The first time I saw you, I thought you looked like my own sister. ”

The Tang Dynasty is rich, and the people rarely have hunger and cold. Therefore, women are all beautiful with plumpness. Mrs. Xiangjun was no exception, and the person was still half a step apart, and the two soft balls of flesh on her chest had rubbed against Xiangyin's arm. The little maidservant Xiang Yinrao is well-informed behind Mrs. Qiuguo, but she has never met such a self-willed and lowly woman. Seeing that the other party's eyes were smiling, he couldn't help but feel a sense of urgency in his heart, stretched out his hands, and shook them fullly, "Then why don't you join the door of Mrs., so that you can see me every day!" ”

"Hmm!" Feeling the strength coming from her chest, Mrs. Xiangjun snorted lightly, and the spring in her eyes immediately flowed all over her face, "Good sister, good sister." Do whatever you say. Sister, everything depends on you! ”

Now, it's the turn of the little maid Xiangyin can't stand it. He let go of his fingers and jumped away like a bird. "You're such a madman! Neither men nor women will be spared. I've got to go, play with whomever you like! ”

Before the words were spoken, the man had escaped a foot away, faster than he had grown wings.

"Sister, don't go!" Mrs. Xiangjun lifted the corner of her skirt and chased after her. "What else does my sister have to ask you? Princess Anding just now......."

"The princess walked so fast that she probably didn't hear anything!" Xiao Xiangyin dared to stop, and responded while fleeing.

got the answer she wanted, and Mrs. Xiangjun immediately stopped the pursuit. patted his choppy chest, and scolded with a smile: "Sample, fight with the old lady!" Even if you are the master, in front of the old lady, you may not be able to get half a penny! ”

After scolding, I suddenly remembered a very critical question. I took a fancy to Wang Xun being strong and handsome, so I followed the other party's footsteps to go to the toilet. What did Mrs. Qiu's maid do when she went to the place where the man peed? Could it be that she came to thread the needle for her hostess? No wonder the guy surnamed Wang didn't gnaw on the peaches he gave away for free, it turned out that he had already hooked up with Mrs. Qiuguo!

Then we'll have to settle the score. Mrs. Xiangjun sneered and was ruthless in her heart. Since she was ten years old, she has hardly been unable to get her hands on anything she likes. If you miss one or two things once in a while, you must do everything possible to snatch them from the owner, or destroy them by all means. In short, I don't, and no one else can have. Otherwise, you won't be able to sleep peacefully!

How did Wang Xun know that he accidentally stepped on such a pile of shit? hurriedly returned to the banquet, his face was very embarrassed. Fortunately, the seven aunts and eight aunts chatted lively, and no one paid too much attention to his expression. So I picked up the wine cup and took a few sips casually, and covered everything up. Only Princess Anding, who has always been grateful to Wang Xun, saw that he was walking with sweat, smiled, and whispered: "You kid, why are you running so fast under the big sun?" All of you are elders, who is going to be away from the table for a little longer than you? Hurry up and call someone to wipe the sweat off your forehead, so as not to get a headache from the wind for a while! ”

"It's okay, it's okay!" Hearing this, Wang Xun's face was as red as a ripe persimmon, "The younger generation is a person who practices martial arts, and he will not easily be infected with the wind and cold." Besides, on this hot day, how can it be blown by a cold wind! ”

"It's better to be careful!" Princess Anding smiled kindly, as if Wang Xun was really her direct junior, her eyes were full of pity, "The more scorching the sun, the more careful you must be of the yin wind blowing under the eaves." A manly man, a real knife and a real gun may not be able to put it down, but a little negligence can always kill people. You must remember this when you are crawling around Chang'an City in the future. It is better to offend a gentleman than to provoke a villain. It is better to offend a man than to provoke a woman. When there is a conflict between men, they may laugh it off when they pick up the wine cup. And some women are worried about it, and it is likely to haunt you for a lifetime. It's better to give her a good time, and save a lot of trouble in the future! ”

Saying this, his eyes glanced at the door slightly, and it happened to fall on the face of Mrs. Xiangjun who was entering the door!

Suddenly, a knife seemed to appear in mid-air, forcing Mrs. Xiangjun to bow her head quickly.

Note 1: In the twenty-third year of Kaiyuan, Yang Yuhuan was canonized as Princess Shou. Prime Minister Li Linfu and Chen Xilie held the decree (equivalent to a marriage). In the twenty-eighth year of Kaiyuan, Tang Xuanzong led his son and daughter-in-law to the Hot Spring Palace. In the spring of the twenty-ninth year, he suddenly ordered his daughter-in-law to become a female Taoist priest. Soon he was summoned to the palace to sleep.