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……

Yan Qi was not in a hurry at all, and drank tea leisurely.

Huzi asked Yan Qi: "When are we going to Zhongshu Province to play prestige?" ”

"That's a good thing to say."

Yan Qi snapped his fingers: "Even if it is Zhongshu Province, there are many high-ranking officials, and our brothers go, we have to hold our heads high and play majestic, what's the matter?" Zhongshu Province is Niu B? Why don't I believe it? ”

Huzi slapped his ass: "Brother Qi is so right, what is Zhongshu Province?" Seventh brother is the real cow B. ”

Depend on!

Yan Qi sweated and kicked Huzi hard: "You kid scolded me." ”

"Hey......

Huzi sneered: "No, no, no, Brother Qi is indeed a bull B." ”

"Forget it, forget it, I don't care about you."

"Seventh brother, shall we leave now?"

Yan Qidao: "What's the hurry?" Let Elder Yang Ke wait for me, Death Monkey. ”

Huzi smiled with a thief: "Yes, it doesn't matter if he is a prime minister or not, when he meets the seventh brother, he must also obediently wait for the seventh brother." ”

Yan Qi said to Huzi Nunu: "You go and take a sneak look, what are you doing with the dog?" ”

"Dog?"

"Oh, you stupid, Gong Fajian's nickname, dog cheap."

"Brother Qi is talented, I'm going to see the dog cheap."

Huzi ran away with a smoke, and after a while, ran back: "He hid in a sedan chair to warm up." ”

Yan Qi said: "Go, bring the stink bomb developed by the Gewu Academy, still go to the dog's cheap sedan chair, let him be a guinea pig, and try it." Hey, still want to be warm? If you don't freeze, your big snot is bubbling, you are amazing. ”

"Seventh brother, you are really bad."

Huzi loves to play pranks, especially the evil official who has no bottom line and fights with people, doesn't he still keep his cubs?

Huzi took a stink bomb, climbed the fence, and aimed at Gong Fajian's sedan chair.

Sou!

Stink bombs were thrown.

Huzi has also learned from Daoshi, and the dart method is very accurate.

Bang!

The stink bomb ran down the window and smashed into Gong Fajian's sedan chair.

"Hey, what the hell."

Gong Fajian was warming up in the sedan chair, with his eyes closed, very comfortable.

He has made up his mind, and he is determined to take Yan Qi hostage into Shangshu Province.

"It's so warm."

Gong Fajian had just pretended to sleep comfortably, and the stink bomb was thrown in.

"Ahh

Gong Fajian was very angry, he didn't know what it was, and bent down to pick it up.

Bang!

The stink bomb exploded all at once.

It stinks.

This kind of smell, but the gas attached to all kinds of odors, is much more smelly than fox odor, fart odor, and rancid odor, and you can faint when you smell it.

Even a weasel can't stand the power of a stink bomb.

"Forehead ......"

Gong Fajian couldn't even breathe: "Save ...... Help ......"

A group of errands heard the shouting, and hurriedly ran over, and as soon as they opened the curtain, they were almost burped by the smell.

The officers dragged Gong Fajian out with all hands and feet.

"Gross!"

A bunch of people threw up.

"Lord Gong's fart stinks."

"It stinks, it's the biggest stinky fart in the world."

"Dangdang, stinky farts jingle."

……

Gong Fajian vomited the most, vomiting wildly, his stomach cramped, and he even vomited bitter gall.

Hearing that everyone said that his fart stinks, Gong Fajian was furious: "It's not my fart, it's not a fart at all, it's not me." ”

Hush!

The crowd booed, but no one believed it.

"Hey, it's not my fart, ......"

Gong Fajian still wanted to argue, but his stomach refluxed and he continued to vomit.

It took a long time to vomit before he came to his senses.

After a toss, his face turned pale, his limbs were limp, and he was weak.

Gong Fajian's body stinks so much that everyone stays away.

He couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to hide in the sedan chair and take off his clothes, but the stinking sedan chair could smoke people to death.

"Come around and wait for me to change my clothes, come, boy, take off your clothes and put them on for me."

Gong Fajian gave orders to several servants.

Although the errand officer was disgusted, he had no choice, so he would only cooperate with Gong Fajian, form a circle, and wait for him to change his clothes.

Although I changed my clothes, my body still smelled.

This stench is a mixture of all kinds of rancid odors, and the pungent smell is unbearable.

Gong Fajian was angry: "Yan Qi, if you dare to make a ghost, you will be angry with me." ”

Squeak!

The door opened.

Yan Qi stood up, looked at Gong Fajian, and exhaled angrily: "What are you doing?" What kind of body is it that stands at my door and shouts? If you want to wait for me, wait for me obediently, and leave if you don't wait, don't disturb the people, okay? You are also an official of Zhongshu Province, and you are full of poetry and books, why don't you have any quality? ”

"I ......"

Gong Fajian was buried by Yan Qi, and there was no way to refute it at all, so he scolded angrily with a blue face: "Yan Qi, you hurt me very much, you are really a despicable villain." ”

Yan Qi pretended to be innocent: "How did I hurt you?" ”

Gong Fajian said: "I stink so much, it's your ghost." ”

Yan Qi raised his head: "When you speak, you have to talk about evidence, you said that I did it, what about the evidence?" Human evidence, or physical evidence, you can take it out. ”

"Evidence ......"

Gong Fajian wants to cry without tears, how can he have any evidence.

Thinking of that rotten egg, Gong Fajian ran to get it.

However, the rotten eggs have exploded and turned into stench, how can there be any clues.

Yan Qi snorted: "Okay, you Gong Fajian, you sprinkled at my door, didn't leave, didn't even have evidence, and slandered me as a despicable villain, God pity me, you people from Shangshu Province, are you so domineering?" Just bullied me for no reason, a little person who has just taken office? Fathers and fellow villagers, you give me a judgment. Hey, Lord Gong's backstage is hard, and he bullies others, I can't afford to mess with him. ”

The onlookers pointed and pointed.

"That's it, Gong Fajian is too much."

"Bullying Yan Gongzi is new, and he wants to give others a disadvantage, and we can't stand it."

"The dog is cheap, you are really cheap."

……

Gong Fajian is angry.

was calculated ruthlessly enough by Yan Qi, this is good, even the reputation is stinky.

He glared at Yan Qi angrily: "Count you ruthless." ”

Yan Qi's face was innocent: "How can I be ruthless, block my door, and slander me wantonly, my little heart, I am so scared that I am thumping." ”

Gong Fajian couldn't stand Yan Qi's pitiful pretence.

Paralyzed, what are you arrogant about, you almost peed on my face, and you even pretended to be weak, you are disgusting or not.

Gong Fajian didn't dare to continue to be more serious on this topic, and now he has fallen into Yan Qi's trap, the more serious he is, the more passive he is.

He hurriedly changed the topic: "Yan Qi, it's not too early, hurry up and follow me to Shangshu Province to report, if you dare to follow, I ......"

Bang!

Before he could finish speaking, Yan Qi slammed the door shut, and hit Gong Fajian's head again, making him dizzy.

"Yan Qi, you...... You're angry with me. ”

Gong Fajian shouted.

Inside, Yan Qi's hearty laughter came out: "You wait slowly, kindly remind you that the weather is cold, don't freeze." ”

Gong Fajian was angry and angry.

was reminded by Yan Qi, and suddenly felt extremely cold.

"Ahh

Gong Fajian yawned, and his face was full of snot.

It's disgusting.