Beat the catkins
Liu Wu looked at the pile of inferior rouge gouache in front of him and finally sat still, thinking that Yu Zhinuan liked himself in the day, he decided to go to confirm it in person. So the delicate Liu Gongzi dressed up, took a handmade snack, and went to the warm pavilion with a graceful posture to see what the master was doing
Liu Wu walked forward dignified and graceful with dim sum, looking at Yu Zhinuan who was eating in the pavilion from a distance, and immediately screamed, "Master of the house, Xiao Liu'er has come to see you with the dim sum made by herself." ”
Yu Zhinuan thought that he had been in the house for three days, and decided to go out to breathe, and when he pushed the door, he saw the scenery in the warm pavilion - it was really ordinary, but it was also good to breathe the ancient green natural pollution-free fresh air, so he asked the little girls to distribute vegetables in the pavilion. was having a good meal, and was almost scared away by a charming male voice that could get up skin bumps, and when he turned his head, he saw a red mascot with heavy makeup from far and near, and sighed again, "The original owner's taste is really worrying!" ”
Liu Wu was also shocked for a moment when she saw Yu Zhinuan, she was used to seeing her ugly appearance with bells and whistles, and it was indeed a little surprising that a clean and beautiful girl suddenly appeared.
Liu Wu quickly stabilized his mind, walked into Yu Zhinuan with joy, and pulled her sleeve when he came up and said, "The head of the family hasn't seen Xiao Liu'er recently, don't you like me?" After that, he blinked his eyes pitifully at Yu Zhinuan.
Yu Zhinuan watched the "delicate man" who was taller than himself begging for a hug towards him, and he was really a little powerless to complain. She calmly waved off the sleeves of the catkins and asked seriously, "Little Liu'er, are you...... Did you hit the evil spirit? How do you dress up like this? ”
Liu Wu's eyes flashed with a moment of nervousness, but Yu Zhinuan didn't see it when he was covered by his heavy eye makeup. Liu Wu continued to say delicately: "Doesn't the head of the house like Xiao Liu'er dressing up like this? ”
"I don't like it!"
Liu Wu was even more nervous, how could this Yu Zhinuan be different from usual, as if he had changed a person. Before he could sort out his thoughts, he saw Yu Zhinuan gently step forward, shrugged his little nose and sniffed, and said in surprise, "Oh, Xiao Liu'er, you haven't taken a bath for a few days, you're almost rancid!" ”
"Ah...... This...... How so? "He obviously took a shower just yesterday, and the powder on his body was clearly incense.
"Why not, look at you, make yourself bells and whistles, I can't even see what you look like originally!" Yu Zhinuan looked at the catkins, and said, "I'm thinking these days, it's better to use those rouge gouaches less, so as not to smear your face, stain your body, and paint your heart, you say...... Right. ”
"Yes...... Oh, yes. Liu Wu heard the words in Yu Zhinuan's words, and sat tremblingly and bowed his head silently.
Yu Zhinuan calmly continued to eat, as if there was no such person around, and he was almost done, so he said slowly, "Come on, go get a basin of water and let Liu Gongzi clean it." He turned his head to the catkins and said with a smile, "Little Liu'er, wash the makeup on your face, let me take a closer look - what do you look like." “
Liu Fu is already timid, and it is a life of snorting under the fence, if Yu Zhinuan spoils him, he still dares to be presumptuous for a moment, but once the other party shows disgust and questioning, he is afraid. Fortunately, the previous Yu Zhinuan was blind and stupid, and it would not be good to fool her at will, plus other people were the same, so he dared to fool her unscrupulously, if Yu Zhinuan disliked him in front of him and left Yu Zhai, he would have nowhere to go. At this moment, he didn't dare to be presumptuous for a moment, and honestly washed his cheeks.
Su Qinghan looked at the catkins with clean eyebrows and eyes although they looked feminine, and said with a smile, "It's so good, it's clean, and it's comfortable to look at." ”
"Yes...... "Liu Wu said resignedly, "that...... Xiao Liu'er dressed up like this after that. ”
"Okay, after all, I also think it's good to show your true face." Yu Zhinuan picked up the teacup in front of him, blew the tea leaves unhurriedly, took a sip slowly, and said lightly, "Those rouge gouaches don't have to be sent in the future, I'll ...... Dislike. There was something harsh in the last three words.
Hearing this, Liu Fu knelt on the ground with a puff and begged for mercy, "The head of the family forgives his sins." ”
Yu Zhinuan looked at the catkins kneeling on the ground, and asked unhurriedly, "Why do you have to forgive your sins, do you ...... What a crime was committed. ”
Before the catkins could speak, they heard Yu Zhinuan continue to say to themselves, "Oh...... Didn't you know which rouge wasn't good and deliberately gave it to me? ”
The catkins secretly said badly, and immediately hurriedly explained, "The catkins are also from poor backgrounds, where will they judge the quality of rouge gouache, and the merchant who sells it will naturally think it is good, so he dares to give it to the head of the family; If you know that it is not good, how dare you give it to the head of the family and use it yourself, ask the head of the family to see it. ”
Yu Zhi warmed his heart and said, this catkins are not too stupid, and they will make up for it. She picked up the orange in front of her without hurry, peeled it slowly, and said softly, "Okay, get up, look at you so scared, how can I be willing to punish you, after all...... You're my favorite little willow. He smiled at him, which meant a long time.
Yu Zhinuan handed her the peeled orange in his hand and said, "See me like this in the future, step down." ”
Liu Wu trembled and got up, his back was already full of cold sweat, he respectfully saluted and retreated, turned around and didn't walk on either side, he heard Yu Zhinuan and said lightly, "I remember that you used to be in Goolan Courtyard, and the first lesson there was to learn how to dress up, didn't the female gentleman teach you how to identify rouge?" ”
Yu Zhinuan's words were not light or heavy, and Liu Wu was frightened again, he held his breath, did not dare to move forward, stiffened for a moment, and immediately knelt down to beg for mercy, Yu Zhinuan peeled the orange and said, "I don't like to be deceived, Liu Wu, don't take it as an example!" The words were full of warnings.
Liu Wu solemnly kowtowed, and finally got up and left tremblingly.
Yu Zhinuan stuffed a petal of orange into his mouth, tasted it for a while, and said to himself, "This orange is good, but it's a pity that some people can't taste it." ”
As soon as the catkins left the warm pavilion, they found that they were soaked all over, mixed with inferior incense powder and emitted an unpleasant smell, and the oranges in their hands were also crushed, which could be described as a mess. He walked towards his garden in a panic, and ran into Ye Xunxi during the process.
Ye Xunxi has never liked this flattering catkins, smelling the strange smell on his body, and seeing his pale face, he couldn't help but look at it twice with curiosity. But this was ridicule in Liu Wu's eyes, he glared at Ye Xunxi indignantly, and continued to walk back in a hurry.
Ye Xunxi looked at the inexplicably enraged catkins and was also confused, frowned and shook his head and walked away.