3. You're my person
The little eunuch was still feeling sorry for his snacks, and said angrily: "It's all over the world, it's my home!" It's muddy and muddy on a rainy day, and where I live doesn't matter to you! ”
"It's okay not to say it," Shen Yuli said coldly, "but you will be my person in the future." ”
The little eunuch's eyes widened, and he turned his neck to look at the broken doors and windows and the cobwebs that filled the hall, and for the first time he could not speak.
Shen Yuli's mood suddenly doubled with joy.
The little eunuch was stunned for a long time, and finally jumped up with a snort: "Why, why, I didn't eat you and didn't drink you!" You're my man, it's pretty much the same! ”
"Yes, too." The corners of Shen Yuli's lips hooked slightly, "I will be your person from now on, you have to remember to get food every day to support me." ”
The little eunuch blinked, feeling as if the account was still not quite right.
Before he could jump again, Shen Yuli had already changed the topic and asked, "What was your name before?" ”
"What do you call me?" The little eunuch pursed his mouth, stood up and shook his arms angrily: "It's raining, the ground is on fire, the rabbit has collapsed, the nest has collapsed, and the king has lost his shell - you don't care about what you should be in charge of, and you don't care about what you shouldn't care!" ”
"Listen," Shen Yuli's face sank, "This prince is just too lazy to kill you, just because he can't kill you!" ”
The little eunuch immediately widened his eyes again: "You want to kill me?" How can it be! Think about it again! I'm so good-looking, white and round, and my fur is bright, are you willing to kill me! ”
As he spoke, a small face had already reached Shen Yuli's eyes. The latter leaned his neck to the side, his brow furrowed.
He didn't notice until this moment that the bridge of the little eunuch's nose was straight, his lips were red and his teeth were white, and his face was pointy, and he was indeed too good-looking. The glaring of those round eyes made people feel a little guilty for no reason.
Bah. Shen Yuli scolded in his heart. It's just a thief, a good fart!
He was still a noisy thief, open-mouthed, noisy, as if he had stolen a hundred more mouths from Hades before he was reincarnated.
"You're a sparrow, aren't you?" He looked at the little eunuch and asked with a frown.
Unexpectedly, when the little eunuch heard this, he immediately turned his anger into joy: "How do you know? You think I'm like a sparrow, don't you? It's like ...... right."
Shen Yuli stopped the predictable noise with a glare, rubbed his eyebrows and said, "I want to change my name with me." From now on, you'll be called 'Sparrow'. ”
"I don't!" The smile on the little eunuch's face was scattered, and his eyes widened: "How can you choose a name like this?" My name is 'Finch', so are you called 'Ren'er'? It's hard to hear, it's hard to hear, it's dead! I'm going to scream Chirp! Tweeted! Chirp tweet! ”
"No, it's too noisy." Shen Yuli objected with a calm face, and made a final decision: "If it's not called a finch, it's called 'around the forest'." - 'A flock of wild finches around the treetops', very suitable for you. ”
The little eunuch didn't understand, pouted and frowned, and looked very embarrassed and aggrieved.
It's hard to be quiet.
Shen Yuli breathed a sigh of relief, leaned back on the grass with a grunt, and closed his eyes: "That's it!" ”
The little eunuch sat next to him for a while with a bitter face, and suddenly snapped his thighs: "I understand!" Do you like me? ”
Shen Yuli bounced up instantly.
The little eunuch was so frightened that he jumped up and rushed back, and the expression on his face was ten thousand determination: "It must be like this!" You see, your name is 'Shen Yulin', and my name is 'Huanlin', doesn't that mean that I will revolve around you in the future......"
"I'm not called Shen Yulin!" Shen Yuli suddenly became angry, "It's leaving, it's not Lin!" Leave! Forsaken away! ”
The little eunuch was yelled at by him inexplicably, and his eyes were watery and looked even more innocent: "...... What are you murderous? What plums and pears, aren't they all the same? ”
Shen Yuli was deflated again, lay back and closed his eyes, and asked in a dumb voice after a while: "You don't know how to read?" ”
The little eunuch nodded, and seeing that he didn't react, he had to speak again: "I don't recognize it!" Those ghost paintings are crooked and ugly, who is impatient to recognize that! Hey, don't say you want to teach me how to read, I'll turn your face with you! ”
"I don't have to teach you," Shen Yuli said in a deep voice, "I don't recognize either." You say the same, then it's all the same. ”