Seeing the chaos in the hall, the dog got angry, got up, and walked to the front of the corridor with a short wooden stick that was long and short, which served as a paperweight.

"Say, what are you shouting behind you with your neck sticking out?" The dog pointed to a shouting Xiaolang whose face was red and asked loudly.

The little lang hurriedly arched his hand and said: "Mr. Hui, there is a big man in front of me, blocking my sight, so I will call him to avoid it, so that I can write!" ”

The dog nodded, then turned around and pointed to the other baby and said, "You have written all the words on the paper, what are you shouting about?" ”

The baby hurriedly bowed and said: "I wrote the word, but I forgot what this word reads, and the mess around me wants them to shut up, so I can ask others!" ”

The dog nodded, continued walking, until he reached the last row, pointed to them, and asked, "How many of you have finished writing?" ”

Several people clasped their fists and arched their hands and said, "Mr. Hui, we have all written!" ”

The dog asked again, "What are you reading, have you forgotten?" ”

A few baby gods replied: "I haven't forgotten to read 'male'!" ”

The dog was stunned for a moment, and asked softly: "You are the farthest away, and there are the most people in front, but what's the problem?" ”

A few little babies said in unison: "No problem? ”

"Huh? There are still problems with the ones who are close to the front, how can a few of you not have them? ”

Several little babies stretched out their hands at the same time, pointed to the little ones in front of the threshold and said, "He told us!" ”

The dog turned his head to look and saw that it was the little baby who was late earlier, so he asked him suspiciously: "Do you recognize this word?" ”

The little baby shook her head and said, "It's the first time I've seen you!" ”

The dog nodded and asked him again, "What's your name?" ”

Xiaowa hurriedly clasped her fists and saluted: "The kid's name is Qi Shu!" ”

The dog nodded, most of the parents of poor families are illiterate, coupled with the custom of "cheap names are easy to feed", generally the name of the child is open to the mouth, and their own children are not very particular, just have a title, and some parents are lazy, and directly name according to one, two, three, four.

The dog had a good impression of this smart boy with his own bench, so he nodded at him and said, "Qi Shu, remember to come early tomorrow!" ”

Qi Shu hurriedly replied: "Yes, sir! Tomorrow's kid will come over early! ”

The dog smiled and returned to the counter with his hands behind his back.

Picked up the paper with the word "male" written on it, walked back and forth in the corridor, and said to the left and right while holding the paper as he walked: "This word reads man, man's man, if you haven't written it, write it quickly!" ”

The people who didn't write on the east and west sides hurriedly wrote it down according to the calligraphy and pictures.

The dog watched them as he walked.

"Idiot! Can you put such a big sand table? ”

"And you, apostrophe, apostrophe, apostrophe! Write like stinky shit, wipe it off and rewrite it! ”

Walking around and scolding around, when everyone has written it down, the dog said: "This word should be remembered in my heart, I will check it tomorrow, if anyone forgets it, be careful Your palms hurt!" ”

Everyone quickly nodded yes.

After walking around again with his hands behind his back, and seeing that there was nothing wrong with the people, the dog sat back at the counter, drank a sip of water, coughed and continued to the people:

"As the saying goes, one day in the sky, one year on the earth. Coupled with birth, old age, sickness and death, wild beasts eating people, these men died in less than two years, Nuwa Niangniang pinched another batch, never thought that it was only a year later and died again, and then it was really troublesome, so I used tofu to create a woman according to my own appearance! ”

After finishing speaking, he wrote the word "female" on the paper, and then held it up for everyone to see.

Who knew that these guys, one by one, were addicted to the dog's story and didn't react for a while.

"Wake up, wake up, what are you doing stupidly, don't hurry up and remember!"

Holding a wooden stick on the table, it took a long time before everyone came back to their senses, and one by one they were holding the sand table and writing it in a chaotic manner.

Seeing this, the dog quickly got up, walked to the middle of the aisle, held the paper left and right for them to see, and told them directly if there was a problem, and corrected the mistake again.

At first, it was a little rusty, but slowly entered the state, and an hour passed in the blink of an eye, and I learned a total of eight words, male, female, father, mother, brother, sister, brother, sister.

The dog was dry-mouthed, drank a large bowl of water in one go, and then said: "Learn here today, you have to practice more of these eight words tonight, if someone forgets it tomorrow!" ”

He paused as he spoke, and then raised his head and said to everyone viciously: "Then it won't be used tomorrow!" ”

Everyone's faces turned pale and hurriedly replied: "I will practice diligently!" ”

Sitting behind the counter, he waved at everyone and said, "Let's all go back, remember to bring a futon tomorrow!" ”

Everyone nodded, thanked the dog in unison, and went out of the house with a chatter.

Seeing that there were only his own people left in the house, the dog instantly lay down on the rocking chair, pointing at the dog and Wang Xiaoyi, and the two of them quickly ran over and said to the dog with a smile: "Brother Dog, is there anything else?" ”

The dog was tired, so he pointed to his shoulders and thighs with his eyes and said, "Pinch it!" ”

These two people thought that there would be something good, but when they heard that they were going to serve the dog, their expressions fell, and they reluctantly stretched out their hands, rubbing their shoulders and beating their legs, and they didn't have any strength in their hands, so they pinched them perfunctorily, and the angry dog scolded them, and then changed to a stupid pinch.

Dasha was energetic, and the two fingers pinched, and the painful dog grinned.

"Let's go, let's go!"

A group of people ran out in a hula.

The angry dog scolded them for having no conscience.

Scolding and scolding, I remembered that I used to be like this, every day my father asked the dog to help him pinch after the class, and the dog found a reason to run out to play.

Thinking about it, the sky slowly darkened, and the chaotic day passed.

Put out the fire, lock the door, and walk home with the basket on your back.

On the way back, from time to time, a little baby stopped to greet the dog respectfully, and the dog quickly pretended to be stern and nodded, and sometimes said "practice words well".

When I got home, I saw that there was no one, and the outside of the New Year was also lively, and everyone was crazy about playing, sighing, I was only eleven years old, oh no!

It's over the New Year, and I should be twelve years old.

Sighing again, wash your hands and pick up a piece of pork on the board, cut it into small strips, and then throw it into the pot, then take a cabbage and chop it, wash it and throw it into the pot, throw some salt, put two drops of vegetable oil, and put a wooden fork on the cold cooking cake.

Then he squatted down and lit a fire in the hearth, looking at the flames inside, and his thoughts slowly drifted away.

In Lin'an, the eastern capital, in the splendid hall, the emperor of the Southern Song Dynasty held the thermos with a worried face, looked at the firecrackers that rose in the air outside, and his expression was only nervous.

Sighing softly, the little eunuch who was waiting next to him hurriedly walked over, bent over like a shrimp in the water, and asked respectfully, "Official, what do you have to order?" ”

Zhao Gou shook his head, and the little eunuch hurriedly stood back again.

Sitting was also boring, so Zhao Gou put the thermos on the jade table in front of him, and walked around the hall blankly with his hands behind his back.

The gold silk brocade dragon shoes stepped on the thick vermilion carpet, and the soft sound did not come out at all, first walked around the jade table, circled twice, and walked impatiently around the vermilion nanmu column, knocking on the sound one by one.

Just as he was banging, he suddenly heard a rush of footsteps coming from behind the main hall.

With a twitch in his heart, he quickly turned around and looked at the door.

I saw an old eunuch with sparse eyebrows and gray hair, who was helped in by two small yellow doors.

Zhao Gou hurriedly took a few steps forward and asked nervously, "How is it?" ”

The old eunuch waved away the two small yellow doors on the left and right, knelt on the ground with a bang and said: "Official, the old slave is useless, the envoy of the Jin Kingdom is too barbaric and rude, he will ask for another 300,000 yuan in coins when he opens his mouth, the old slave and Qin Xiang begged him for a long time, and finally it reached 200,000 yuan!" ”

"Another 200,000 !! Straight sissy thief! It's too much to bully my big song! ”

With a snap, the left page door of the main hall was kicked by Zhao Gou, and after the kick, he was still angry, and directly grabbed the hammer on the waist of the personal servant standing on the side, and hit the unlucky door on the page!

He didn't stop until he smashed it, turned around and looked at the eunuchs and palace maids kneeling in a room, and sighed: "Get up!" ”

Everyone didn't dare, and the old eunuch who knelt at the front even stuck his head on the ground, pouting his ass as if he was pleading.

Emperor Zhao Gou shook his head, threw the hammer out of the door with a thud, sat back on the soft step with his hands behind his back, and thought carefully for a while before looking up and saying to the old eunuch: "What does Qin Xiangke have to say?" ”

The old eunuch crawling on the ground quickly twisted his body and turned around, kowtowing his head before replying: "Back to the official's house, Qin Xianggong said that where can he think of making up for the 100,000 guan, but the remaining 100,000 guan shortfall, he said he said......"

The old eunuch spoke in a lower and lower voice, until at last he simply stopped.

The angry Zhao Gou picked up the celadon rain gold glazed tea bowl in front of him and smashed it fiercely, the tea in the bowl splashed the old eunuch, the hat also fell off, and the hair was wet and messy.

"You old slave, you also came to learn from the appearance of foreign officials, you are not happy, is your skin itchy?"

The old eunuch hurriedly kowtowed and said, "The official family is angry, the official family is angry!" ”

Zhao Gou pursed his lips and pointed at him and scolded: "Hurry up and tell me!" ”

The old eunuch kowtowed and replied: "Official, Prime Minister Qin is fair, 'Either collect some more civil taxes, or take the money from the inner treasury.'" ’”

"Levy and levy, you know the levy, the people still have silver to pay the tax, the taxes of the past and the present have been received in the year after tomorrow, when can I let my people take a breath!"

Seeing that the emperor seemed unwilling to levy taxes, the old eunuch hurriedly said: "There is not much silver in the inner treasury, but it has cost a lot of money to buy New Year's goods in the palace this year, and the usual silver of several ladies in the pavilion is still owed!" Moreover, the reward of the little yellow gate in the palace should also be distributed......"

Listen to him babbling a lot, anyway, in a word, no silver!

This nominally wealthy Song official family was worried about 100,000 pieces of silver, and listening to another loud "boom" in the sky, Zhao Gou's eyes slowly moved over.

"The red, red, green and green ones are so beautiful!" The big fool on the side kept chattering to the dog.

The dog said: "If it looks good, then look at it again, remember not to tear it!" ”

A little beggar didn't know where to pick up a painting, so he asked a few of them to bring it back, and everyone didn't care about dinner, and they all gathered around the dog to watch the excitement curiously.

On a palm-sized page, a bald Buddha is drawn, and on the side is a few verses.

The characters are very ordinary, but the portrait is blended with several colors, and the painting is lifelike, very rare, and the dog is also the first time to see it.