Chapter 466: Dumb Buster

Just when everyone was terrified and didn't know what kind of treatment he would receive, Li Mu suddenly bared his teeth and smiled, and said: "Education, it's tomorrow's business, I'm looking for you to eat and drink today, you're welcome, that's your place, sit down, don't get drunk and don't return!" ”

Seeing Li Mu's enthusiastic appearance, everyone was completely blinded, what kind of road is this? It was like a storm just now, and in the blink of an eye, the rain has cleared? It is rumored that the Hou of Zhulu is moody, and it seems that what he said is true.

"Don't eat?"

Seeing that everyone didn't move, Li Mu's face fell, and he said coldly: "If you don't eat, I have to find someone to feed you?" Do you want to eat it yourself, or do I have someone to feed it? ”

Everyone looked at the forbidden army next to them, swallowed and spitted, and said that they would eat it themselves.

Li Mu laughed out loud and said, "Eat and drink well, I don't like people to waste, which table is left, which table will eat the table for me!" Siwen, you look at them. ”

Li Siwen was immediately happy, rubbed his hands, smiled and came to the side of the gentlemen, and said, "Brothers, come, don't be stunned, take a seat!" ”

Everyone was angry and didn't dare to speak, and sat down expressionlessly, and then Li Mu's shout came: "I can't finish eating in half an hour, I'll open your mouth and pour it in!" ”

As if a life-urging talisman, everyone dared to slack off when they heard it, and they were all busy eating, and there was the timid one, who didn't care about holding chopsticks, and grabbed them directly with their hands to eat, how embarrassed and embarrassed they were.

Li Siwen watched from the side, somewhat pitying them. A group of people who don't know what to do, who dares to mess with it? All of a sudden, all the suffocation of many years was gone, and he hummed a little tune happily.

Li Mu shook his head helplessly, hooked his hand, called Cheng Chumo and the others aside, gave an order, and went their own errands.

Half an hour later, everyone finished eating the wine and meat on the table, and they all burped. Cheng Chumo came to everyone, with a cold face, and said, "Have you finished eating?" Come here after eating! ”

Fang Yiai is the one who summoned these gentlemen, and when he just eaten, he complained a lot, and when he saw that Cheng Chumo was going to take them away again, he hurried over and asked, "Brother, what did Master Hou tell us to do?" ”

"Set up a tent and sleep!"

"I'm going home!" Du He interjected: "After my father died, my mother had to watch me fall asleep every day before returning to her room to rest, this is filial piety, do you also want to interfere?" ”

Cheng Chumo looked back, sneered, and said, "Du He, you can't tell me this." If you have the ability, you can find that person to say," Cheng Chumo pointed to the position where Li Mu was standing, and said, "Don't forget, his father's funeral affairs are all taken care of by him, and your Du family owes him favors." If your mother knew that you had offended him, she would not have to deal with you with the family law? ”

"Humph!" Du He was silent, Cheng Chumo was right. The Du family has strict rules, and if he knew that he had offended Li Mu, he would have to be thirty lashes. Thirty lashes down, the skin and flesh bloom, it is impossible to raise it in three or two months.

Walking along the road to the east, after the phoenix, after the ring, came to a clearing next to the city wall. The place has been cleared by the guards, and everything needed to set up a tent is piled up next to it.

Cheng Chumo came to a clearing and said, "It's not too early, I'll show you how to set up a tent, and learn by heart." You can't go, starting today, you will live here, the tent is not set up well, you have to sleep on the wall, whether you learn or not, you can watch it. ”

Someone shouted: "I don't learn, I don't believe that Li Mu dares to freeze us to death!" ”

Cheng Chu glanced at the past silently, and did not persuade, lowered his head and picked up the pole, and began to set up the tent. For a while, the gentlemen were divided into two groups, some of them were holding their arms to sell bills, and some were serious about learning. It wasn't that difficult to set up a tent, and it didn't take long for you to learn it, and three or two got together and started working. And those stubborn teenagers, seeing that no one cared, looked at each other, turned around and wanted to slip away.

Before they had taken ten steps, an arrow shot down from the wall and struck a step in front of them. The crowd turned back in shock, only to see that there was an additional group of forbidden troops on the city wall, all with bows and arrows, looking at the direction of the arrows, they were actually aiming at them!

Cheng Chumo's voice came: "I forgot to tell you, placing you here is to facilitate the forbidden army on the city wall to 'take care' of you, a stone's throw away from the city wall is the scope of your activities, if you don't report in advance and go out of this range, if anything happens, you have to bear it yourself." ”

"I'm looking for my dad!"

Someone shouted, and they joined together.

Cheng Chumo laughed and said, "You can't find your father if you want to, you have to wait for your father to find you." But you also have to weigh who your father is. If your father is not as good as my father, it is estimated that your father will have no fun when he comes, he is still honest, he will do whatever he wants, there is a lot of nonsense, and he is tired. ”

When the shouters heard Cheng Chumo say this, they all weighed in their hearts whether their father was enough to weigh two pounds. The result of weighing up is that it may not be enough. You must know Cheng Chumo's father, that is the demon king of Chang'an City, Cheng Biting Jin. In today's court, how many people dare to claim that they are above Cheng Biting Jin?

Thinking about it this way, the gentlemen who were going to slip away also accepted their fate one after another. Back in the crowd, I picked up the materials for setting up the tent, watched what others were doing, and started to do it.

At the end of Jingdongji, full of wine and food, Li Siwen left with the caravan's people, and he had already chartered a yard for the caravan people to live in Xishi, and he took it to resettle. As for Bai Gensheng, he naturally reunited with Bai Nao'er and Wang Po. Bai Hao'er found a lot of helpers to help clean the streets, and Li Mu and Dugu Jiu saw that there was nothing wrong, so they returned home through the back door.

Dugu Jiu went home and changed his clothes and left, he didn't live in Fengqiuhuang at night recently. Li Mu knew, but he didn't ask, he knew what Dugu Jiu was doing, the ring competition was about to start, and Dugu Jiu had been dealing with Jianghu people these days.

Li Mu entered the house and found that Li Zhien was the only one there, so he asked Bai Qiaoqiao why he went. It was not surprising to learn that he went to Bai Hao'er. After all, Bai Gensheng has been away from home for several months before he returns, and he should be concerned about his sister. And it's so close, and I'll be back in a while.

"Husband......" Li Zhien came over and helped Li Mu take off the tiger skin fur, his little hand reached into his clothes, and touched his abdominal muscles, Li Mu held her hand and said, "Little girl, what are you doing?" If you don't call me master, call me husband, I don't know the bottom of my heart, and I always feel that you are going to have some new tricks. ”

"Let's get used to it first," Li Zhien pursed his mouth dissatisfied, and snorted: "It's all about ladies, but it's not like there's a distinction between dignity and inferiority." I'm used to calling the master, but I can't call the husband, how can I be so partial. ”

Li Mu fell on the bed, kicked off his boots, and said, "This is not partiality, this is called a rule." I can treat you like a lady, but a lady is a lady, and a concubine is a concubine. Don't say that I'm just a little marquis, even if it's Your Majesty, isn't there only one queen? There's no comparison between this, didn't we talk about it a long time ago? ”

Li Zhien also climbed onto the bed, lay next to Li Mu, squeezed beside him, and said coquettishly: "I'm just kidding, why are you doing so much?" People can't be Mrs., can't be envious? ”

Li Mu turned around, raised his hand and scratched her nose, and said, "Don't think about things you shouldn't think, if you think too much, it's easy to have thoughts that you shouldn't have." You're good and smart, you should know what I'm talking about. ”

"Oh......" Li Zhien pouted, squeezed into Li Mu's arms, pouted and said nothing.

Li Mu gently hugged her waist and changed the topic and asked, "How are the preparations for getting married?" Don't think about saving money, we can live a good life now...... To be honest, if you become a parent, even if you spend hard, you can spend a few dollars, and I Li Mu is married, Chang'an has a head and a face, who can't give a little courtesy, how can I make up for it. Don't save it, pick up the expensive ones! ”

"Don't." Li Zhien pouted and said: "I have already thought about it, make a beautiful dress to wear when you get married, and then set a few tables of wine in the yard and invite relatives and friends to have a meal." I don't have to ask for any pomp, I don't like it. ”

"Huh?" Li Mu turned his head to look at Li Zhien and said, "Aren't you angry?" How do you talk about anger? Aren't you looking forward to getting married, why did you suddenly change your character? ”

"Oops......" Li Zhien climbed onto Li Mu, looked into his eyes, and said, "I'm looking forward to it, but ...... When you and your wife got married, everything was simple. I'm the second lady, if I do a big job, what will outsiders think? Madame will also feel uncomfortable, so I thought about it again and again, it is better to keep it simple. Suddenly, Li Zhien laughed, pecked Li Mu on the face, and said: "Actually, it's good to be able to marry the master, no matter how pomp and circumstance it is, it doesn't matter what it is." However, I have a request that I would like to discuss with my master. ”

"Well, I said."

"Master, let's get married, can we wear our Goguryeo clothes. When I was a child, I saw the clothes I wore when I got married, but they looked so good, and I wanted to wear them again. ”

"Oh......" Li Mu didn't think much about it, nodded, and said, "Okay, tomorrow you go to the other side and let the gull find a tailor to make it for you." ”

"I don't need her help." Li Zhien's big eyes almost rolled to the sky, and he snorted: "Our Goguryeo daughter's family makes their own wedding dresses, I bought the cloth tomorrow and sewed it by myself, and when I got married on the Shangyuan Festival, I also finished sewing, and I don't need help from others." ”

"Heh......" Li Mu laughed and said, "Okay, it's up to you, it's a big deal that during the Shangyuan Festival, let's wrap a horse in a cloth and worship the church." ”

"Don't look down on people," Li Zhien snorted and said, "I will definitely be able to do a good job!" ”

"It's good to have this fighting spirit." Li Mu took Li Zhien in his arms, closed his eyes gently, and muttered: "Eating less vinegar in the future will be better than anything else." ”

"Hmm," Li Zhien replied, leaning on Li Mu's shoulder. Suddenly hearing footsteps outside, Li Zhien quickly got up, glanced at Li Mu, got out of bed and greeted the door: "Madame is back?" I'm going to find Xiaozhu to go to the storeroom to count. ”

Bai Qiaoqiao responded, entered the house and saw Li Mu lying on the bed, and when he came to Li Mu, Li Mu stretched out his hand and pulled Bai Qiaoqiao, Bai Qiaoqiao fell on the bed, and glanced at Li Mu with disgust.

"Madam, isn't Gensheng alive? It's not like you're leaving tomorrow, aren't you at ease? It's so late, don't you know how to go home early and care about your little one? Look at how blushing I am, you don't even know how to care about meβ€”"

"Didn't you drink?" Bai Qiaoqiao stretched out his hand and touched Li Mu's forehead, and said, "It's not hot at all, let you drink less and don't listen, and if you drink too much, you will blame me." ”

"I blame you." Li Mu smiled and said, "Who made you my wife?" Lady, my husband is tired today, let's rest early? Saying that, Li Mu stretched out his hand to untie Bai Qiaoqiao's clothes, Bai Qiaoqiao blushed, patted Li Mu's hand away, and said, "It's not serious, I want to talk to you about something." ”

"Hmm...... Don't delay," Li Mu's subordinates didn't stop, Bai Qiaoqiao glanced at him with a red face, but he didn't stop him.

Li Mu threw the clothes he took off into the corner, dragged the quilt over the two of them, looked at Bai Qiaoqiao sideways, and said, "Say, what's the matter?" ”

"Husband, after the New Year, Gensheng is sixteen."

"Oh, what's wrong?"

"Dad just mentioned it to me......" Bai Qiaoqiao pursed her mouth and whispered; said that he was going to find a daughter-in-law for Gensheng, but he didn't dare to tell you, and wanted me to talk to you...... Let's see if you can, can you find a ...... for Gensheng."

Li Mu heard what he meant, frowned, and said, "What are you looking for?" Ladylike? ”

Bai Qiaoqiao heard that Li Mu's tone was wrong, and hurriedly said: "Dad doesn't mean that everyone has to be beautiful, just have a better family background." ”

"How good is it?" Li Mu's voice cooled down, and he said, "My old man, it seems that I'm going to make a mistake again." He probably forgot everything I told him. I'll ask him tomorrow to see what kind of family he wants. Don't you know how many pounds and taels you have? also provoked a family background! ”

"Husband." Bai Qiaoqiao saw that Li Mu was angry, hugged his arm and shook it gently, and said coquettishly: "Don't be angry, husband, pity the hearts of parents all over the world, and you can't say that your father is wrong." Don't you think his daughter has found a good husband? Of course, I also want my son to marry a good daughter-in-law, didn't I ask you what you think, and I didn't say that I have to let you take care of it. ”

"If you say thatβ€”then I'm not going to fight you. To say that my father-in-law's daughter has indeed found a good husband. Li Mu laughed, Bai Qiaoqiao rarely spoiled, but every time he was coquettish, Li Mu couldn't stand it, he was a little angry, and he became invisible.

Li Mu thought for a while and said, "If you want to ask my opinion, I only have one opinion, and this matter still depends on the root of oneself." It depends on what he likes, as a brother-in-law, I can only say that when it is time to support him, I will support him and not let him be looked down upon by others. As for the family background for this kind of thing, if you tell your father, don't be envious. is like my brother-in-law Li Siwen, that's not looking at my face, people are the prince of the country to the prince, and the door is right. Our family background, haven't you counted it yet? It's not as good as anyone else, but don't pick it, save some face. ”