On September 13, 1647 in the Shenzhou calendar, the sky was cloudless, and the weather was so sunny that it was easy to get excited. But Jin Shenghuan sat on his handsome seat, looking at the head of Tingzhou City with a clairvoyant mirror in his hand, and trembled with anger.

After the continuous bombardment of Tingzhou City in the past few days, the top of the originally flat roof style city wall has been full of holes, and there is a big curtain hanging here and there, on which a limerick poem is written, on which the book "Stupid Jin Shenghuan, shelling Tingzhou City." After two or three days, it was all fruitless! ”

Jin Shenghuan scolded in his heart: "What kind of play, when did Jiang Zhengxi, a dog thief, become so boring!" The command flag in his hand waved violently: "Open the cannon, besiege the city and I will take Jiang Zhengxi's dog head and reward 10,000 taels of silver!" ”

The generals present next to him were all angry, and they all thought in their hearts, "This Tingzhou general soldier dares to be crazy, the army does not open the city everywhere to surrender, and is still here to speak out without shame, I am really not afraid of death!" ”

At the sound of the cannons, round iron and flowering cannonballs whizzed, dragging an ominous symbol of death to the city wall.

Jiang Zhengxi and Fang Yuanting stood on the city gate tower with a calm expression, the morale of the Ming army was quite stable, they just couldn't understand, the guy who was called "Wang Shichang" by Jiang Yong dared to have a sick brain, the first division of the royal family has not been seen now, and it has dragged on here day by day, how can he provoke Jin Shenghuan to attack the city as soon as he arrives here, and this method is too child's play.

Jiang Yong's subordinates, their task is even more strange, they have to ride bicycles, holding three-eyed guns to roam the streets and alleys of Tingzhou, as soon as they find a flowering cannonball that is still smoking on the ground, they will release a three-eyed gun, the soldiers are puzzled, only Jiang Yong knows the reason for this strange order.

Wang Deren meant to hold Jin Shenghuan back, if his flowering bomb couldn't be used, the old guy would run away if he couldn't do it, so he wanted to make him think that the flowering bomb could still be used, and Wang Deren sneaked into the gunpowder magazine last night, but stuffed a prepared piece of wood into the place where the fuse and gunpowder in the nearly 10,000 flowering bombs came into contact, so the flowering bomb will not bloom, as for the solid cannonball, it hits the probability of people, smaller than a comet hitting the earth.

Although Jin Shenghuan was angry, he still had the old habit of eating a full meal before the war, so that even if he fought all day, he would not eat again, saving delays. The generals sat upright one by one, playing a small drum in their hearts, worried that the first time the commander went to order the arrow to choose him, rushed to the head of Tingzhou City to die, did not see that although the head of the city was full of holes, it was not broken enough to drill into the personal place. It's no different from sending people to death.

Jin Shenghuan looked at his subordinates, and scolded in his heart, "Waste", the only thing he missed in his heart was Wang Deren's reckless man, this person was really bold. However, the order still had to be given, and he picked up an arrow in his hand and said: "General Gao listens to the order, and you will lead 20,000 infantry to attack Ximen,...... Attack the East Gate...... Storm the South Gate...... Attacking ......" Jin Shenghuan's mood got better again for a while, just today...... He raised his eyes and looked at the clouds of smoke that "exploded" from the flowering bombs in Tingzhou City, as if he had seen himself stepping on the head of the city and pointing at the country...... Ouch? Ouch! No, the stomach hurts, and it's getting more and more painful, writhing pain.

The generals were younger than Jin Shenghuan, and the generals were still waiting to step forward to support the handsome, and then they suddenly ...... Ah...... The stomach ache is getting more and more painful, and the pain is twisting. Several of the general lieutenants who had a war meal with Jin Shenghuan were all in bad condition. Jin Shenghuan really can't help it, people can't take care of so much when they are in a hurry! Leave a few officers behind and go to the latrine on their own.

Behind him were the generals, and the team was neat. Without exception, they covered their stomachs one by one, took small steps, and twisted up to look as good as a big girl. The guards standing on the side watched the handsome and the adults lose their former demeanor one by one, and twisted to the toilet one by one to laugh, but they didn't have the guts, so they had to hold back firmly. The muscles on everyone's faces shook in unison, as if they had suddenly had a collective convulsion.

Who knew that when I arrived at the latrine, a bigger problem appeared, one by one the latrines had been occupied by the cooks who had stolen Dashuai's breakfast early, how good is this!

In this way, the siege of the city had to be postponed. Jiang Zhengxi and Fang Yuanting on the head of the city are still wondering! Did this Jin Shenghuan take the wrong medicine, how could he pull such a big posture and he just wouldn't attack! Two of you, you look at me, I look at you, both shake their heads in confusion! Jiang Yong watched from the sidelines, probably because of the division commander's bad idea, and explained to the two of them with a smile. The two of them glanced at each other and shook their heads in unison, really unable to understand this "wet chief". Being able to infiltrate the enemy camp can be regarded as a warrior who has taken the head of a general among thousands of troops, but what kind of croton is it, just poison it.

When Jin Shenghuan, with the help of his own soldiers, came to the handsome seat again, he completely changed in a short period of time. As if he had suddenly had a serious illness, his face was waxed, his eye sockets were much more inverted, and even his beard looked dull. Fortunately, at this time, the sun was no longer as cool as it was in the early morning, which somewhat brought some vitality to Jin Shenghuan, who was chilling on his body.

At this moment, something even more annoying appeared above the city, the big banner was closed, but something even more annoying happened.

"Shenghuan, Shenghuan, useless, there are 100,000 soldiers in the air, and they are worms in the face of Jiancheng! Shenghuan, Shenghuan......"

Tens of thousands of soldiers and civilians in the city shouted together, and their voices rushed straight to the night, and the momentum can be imagined! Only then did he pull the empty belly and Jin Shenghuan burst into flames, attacking his heart. His subordinates stood in formation from the morning, and rushed to the city as soon as the drums sounded, but they stood for almost an hour, and the commander did not move. Some people also sighed that the handsome man was so self-contained, but he didn't move in the face of such a banner. Of course, the fact that the handsome has been sitting in the toilet is naturally spread by good people everywhere, and rumors are spreading. Who knew that this would be shouted in unison by tens of millions of people in the city, everyone seemed to be spit on their faces, if it was not a last resort, who would be willing to shave their hair and keep braids, and be the person who forgot their ancestors, at this time the morale of the Qing army can be imagined.

At this time, Jiang Zhengxi and Fang Yuanting above the city no longer shook their heads. Because I shook it too many times this morning, I had to have a problem with my head if I shook it again. Jiang Zhengxi was relieved that the son who stood at the head of the city and commanded Ruoding already had the demeanor of a general. But when I think about it, it's really a question of what I can learn with such a "wet growth".