Chapter 32: Hairy Crabs

The few other people I know haven't fared much better. For example, Lao Mao and Zhaowei, after we dispersed and fled, I met Dunxiang, and Lao Mao found Zhaowei, but in the panic, we could only fight separately.

"You boys can still run, keep running! Why don't you run away! A member of the Special Operations Brigade said, pointing to a soldier who was hanging from a tree.

It is estimated that the guys from the special operations team have already guessed that if they chase one by one, they will definitely not be able to catch us, after all, there are many of us, so they have already laid traps in the surrounding woods, and this unlucky guy is one of them.

I and Dunxiang don't know how long after running, hiding under a tree pit, it is considered to have escaped, at this moment, Dunxiang and I were lying in the distance just looking at this scene, I was just about to rush over to repeat the old trick, was pulled down by Dunxiang: "Why are you going!" ”

"What else can you do! Save people, go over and give him a repeat trick! I lowered my voice and looked at Dunxiang.

"You rookie feathers haven't grown, so go over and play with the old bird? It's not enough for you to stuff someone's teeth! Let me tell you, you have to think clearly, don't ......" Before Dunxiang's words were finished, I suddenly stretched out a hand back, signaling him not to speak yet, but I didn't expect this stretch to directly slap him in the face and slap him with a mouthful of sand.

"Look! Someone passed. Hearing me say this, Dunxiang couldn't care about the sand in his mouth, and his eyes followed me forward.

I saw that the old bird of the special operations brigade was staring at the soldier hanging from the tree, and at the same time holding the walkie-talkie to report something, and suddenly a person touched it from behind, and directly locked the old bird under his body with a top drop and locked his throat.

"Damn, the old bird was knocked out like this!" Dunxiang suddenly slapped his thigh, "Chen Mo, are you still waiting for the food, come on, such a good opportunity, if you don't him well, I'm sorry for the crime I suffered today!" ”

"What? Just now it wasn't enough to stuff people's teeth, what would you be so special......" Before I finished speaking, Dunxiang rushed forward with a swish, and I had to follow closely.

When I walked in, it was none other than Lao Mao who was sitting on Lao Niao, "Squad leader, it's you!" ”

"Don't look at it, hurry up and find something to tie him up, and put Zhaowei down, otherwise someone will come in a while, and we won't be able to leave!" The old man generally locked the old bird under him, while commanding.

I took out the bandage from the backpack, and after tearing it off, I wrapped the old bird's hands and feet, and the old man took off the old bird's hat and stuffed it into his mouth. Just when I wanted to laugh, I heard Dunxiang's demonic voice: "Hahahaha, hahahaha, Lao Pang, why are you like this, I heard that you have been practicing bat skills recently, I didn't believe it at first, but now I believe it, no, no, let me laugh for a while, hahahahaha." ”

"Don't laugh! Hurry up and put me down! Lao Pang was hung on a tree, listening to Dunxiang's words, that face didn't know whether it was congested or angry, and the red one didn't want it.

"It's not impossible to let you down, you answer me a question first, and I'll let you down if you answer correctly." Dunxiang simply leaned directly on the tree hanging from Lao Pang and played a scoundrel.

"Ask! Hurry up and ask! When you're done, let me down! "I believe that Lao Pang will definitely greet Dunxiang's relatives in his heart.

"What, who do you think is the ugliest among our brothers?" Dunxiang leaned against the tree and asked jokingly.

Lao Pang didn't think about it, and replied directly: "You." ”

"Squad leader, Lao Pang said that he wants to hang for a while, and he hasn't practiced enough bat skills today!" Dunxiang shouted at me and Lao Mao.

"Brother Dai! Brother Dai! I was wrong, I was the ugliest! I'm the ugliest! Put me down. "Lao Pang is afraid that he really has the heart to slaughter Dunxiang.

"Heyβ€”β€”, that's right, that's right, you're Brother Dai and I'm here." As if he was satisfied, Dunxiang walked towards the knot beside the tree, "Don't worry, brother, I'll let you ......."

With a "poof", just before Dunxiang's words could be finished, he also stepped on the trap and practiced bat skills all of a sudden. "Damn, you old birds, is this interesting!"

Lao Mao and I watched this dramatic scene, and we were stunned, what is retribution? This is called retribution!

However, due to the urgency of time, we were also in a hurry to escape, so Lao Mao and I hurriedly walked up and put them down, and it was too late to laugh at them at this time. But just after we made sure that there were no traps around the two trees, seven or eight old birds from the special operations brigade arrived, and surrounded them from all directions, and they couldn't run away if they wanted to. That's impossible, I took the bayonet from my waist with my hand, and cut it on the rope with a knife, Lao Pang fell to the ground with a "bang", Lao Mao also pulled hard, and Dunxiang also fell down in a burst of "slot" and "slot" calls.

I put the bayonet back in its sheath, and the four of us got together back to back. The old birds of the special operations brigade immediately surrounded us and started to fight with us. I saw an old bird with the rank of corporal, according to my face is a horizontal kick, I raised my right arm is a block, and then grabbed his calf, and grabbed his thigh pants with my left hand, ready to grab his leg and throw him out, but what I never expected was that I grabbed this grab, it seemed that I grabbed the place where I shouldn't have caught, and the force I used was quite large, and then before I could throw this old bird out, I heard his scream: "! it! Hiss - brother! Brothers! Tap! Tap! Hurry up and let go! Ahh

I suddenly realized that I seemed to have grasped his most vulnerable part, and listening to his screams, I was also clever, and I quickly let go, and then I watched the old bird wriggle on the ground like a caterpillar.

But at this time, I didn't care to check how his fragile parts were injured by me, and other old birds also pounced on them, I, Lao Mao, Lao Pang, and Dunxiang were four people who were invincible with two fists after all, not to mention that four people and eight hands had to deal with more than a dozen pairs of hands in the special operations team, and the four of us were tied up by handcuffs and police ropes in a few clicks.

The four of us were tied up and thrown into the car like hairy crabs in Gucheng Lake. Then bumpy all the way, I don't know if the people of the special operations brigade like to play exciting or deliberately mess with us, one will speed up suddenly, one will step on the brakes sharply, we can't move, this will be more of a head hit the iron, a foot hit the steel, it is estimated that Dunxiang and Lao Pang joked before and suffered retribution, the steel helmet just stuck on the stool legs, a head swayed back and forth between the two stool legs, and after a while, it was shaken dizzy and swollen, but the mouth was still unforgiving and muttered: "Damn, I'll tell you, If I hadn't been stuck here now, I'd have to tear up the dog's special operations team, when would I have suffered this crime! Look at what Lao Tzu has become now, the whole thing is a hairy crab! It's especially the kind of Gucheng Lake. ”

At this time, an old bird in charge of guarding us seemed to hear something or something, and slapped the head of Dunxiang who was stuck between the legs of the stool, "It's not just you, a hairy crab!" It's four hairy crabs! You also dismantle the special operations team, you are not small, why don't you go to the sky and the sun side by side! Say, you're a hairy crab! "The old bird basically has to pat Dunxiang's head every time he says a word, fortunately there is a steel helmet, otherwise Dunxiang's head will be slapped stupidly.

"You're a hairy crab!"

"Hey, my temper tantrum!" As he spoke, he slapped Dunxiang's head again.

"I was wrong, squad leader, I was wrong, I was wrong, I was a hairy crab, I was a hairy crab!"

It is estimated that Dunxiang never thought of it in his life, that is, this time, the title of hairy crab could not be shaken off.