Volume 1: A Mess After the Crossing Chapter 6: The Monkey Becomes a Sperm

Li Yinglong also heard this legend for the first time, so he listened very carefully, and he didn't leave until he heard the old man finish telling this legend. No, it should be said that now that the new Li Yinglong, who has crossed over, is the first time he has heard this legend, and the previous Li Yinglong may have heard it no less than a hundred times.

However, even if that Li Yinglong had heard this legend a hundred times, he would not know that the little boy with meat balls in this legend was actually himself.

In other words, he is actually an outcast of the emperor, a son who was abandoned as a freak. But it doesn't matter anymore, because the current Li Yinglong is no longer the same person he used to be, the current Li Yinglong is just another person who was reborn through his physical body, although this reborn person is also called Li Yinglong, but it is not him Li Yinglong.

The name of this small mountain village where Li Yinglong was reborn is Tiangui Village, which is located in a corner at the foot of Tiangui Mountain, and is a small natural village that can be seen everywhere in the local area, and more than 30 families in the village live in thatched houses made of mountain stones. The people in the village do not farm, and they have no land to plant, they make a living by going up to the mountains to hunt, collect medicine, and chop firewood and sell it.

At this time, the sky is already bright, of course, in this small mountain village, the so-called sky has been bright, in fact, it is more than four o'clock in the morning, the people in the mountain village get up early, and as soon as the sky is bright, it is said that the sky is already bright.

After listening to the legend, Li Yinglong remembered that his cheap dad also asked him to go to the firewood market in the town to sell firewood, otherwise he would have to drink the northwest wind if he had nothing to eat today. So he walked back again, and after a short time he walked back, he saw an old man in his fifties who looked to be in his fifties and shouted from a house with a woodcutter and screaming at me, kill you.

Li Yinglong couldn't help but be stunned, he didn't know what was going on, and thought, who is this old man going to kill. But what I didn't expect was that the old man who was holding a woodcutter and screaming at me to kill you actually came straight to him, and then he held the woodcutter and slashed at him viciously, if he was hit, even if he was not chopped to death, he would be seriously injured.

What did Li Yinglong do, in his previous life, he was the colonel captain of the Tianlong Special Operations Brigade, the king of soldiers, how could he be hit by that old man, of course, he would not do anything to that old man, otherwise, it was not that he was seriously injured, but that the old man in front of him was beaten to death by him.

Li Yinglong turned to one side slightly, narrowly and dangerously avoided the old man's fierce knife, and then shouted to the old man: Uncle, stop, stop, what's going on, this is, I didn't kidnap your daughter-in-law again, as for you fighting so hard with me.

Hearing this, the old man pointed at Li Yinglong with his hand and scolded: You turtle grandson, I don't have a daughter-in-law yet, what are you crutching.

Listening to the voice, this old man may be a native of Henan.

Li Yinglong said: That's right, then why do you want to fight with me?

The old man pointed at Li Yinglong with his hand again and said: You turtle grandson, you make me miserable, you make me miserable.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong glared and said: "Neuropathy, I don't know you, why should I make you miserable."

Li Yinglong's words completely detonated the anger of the old man, and he saw the old man roaring with his eyes wide open: You turtle grandson, you don't know me, open your eyes and talk nonsense, see that I don't kill you alive.

After scolding, he picked up the firewood knife in his hand and danced and rushed up again.

At this moment, a chubby, forty-year-old, middle-aged woman wearing a blue coarse cloth dress came out of the next room, and saw her glaring at the old man and shouted: Old widower Sun, what kind of wind are you, Brother Li kindly gave you a little monkey to accompany you, but you have caused trouble with your indiscriminate training, who do you blame.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong couldn't help but be stunned, and then asked the middle-aged woman in confusion: Auntie, what little monkey, what's going on?

Hearing this, the middle-aged woman glared at her eyes and said: Who is your aunt, am I so old, tell you, I have an agreement with your old man, as long as you save enough money, I will marry you as your daughter-in-law.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong almost fainted, he said: What, you want to marry me! No, I'm only 10 ----- 10 ------ this year, right, how old am I?

After thinking about it for a while, he seemed to think about it, patted his head and said: I am only nineteen years old this year, and you are almost sixty years old, and you want to marry me, thinking about the old cow eating small fresh meat, I will go, even if you think about the old cow eating small fresh meat, then you have to be a billionaire woman.

Hearing this, the middle-aged woman was angry, and pointed at Li Yinglong with her hand: You rabbit cub, who is almost sixty years old, I am only twenty, no, just thirty, no, just forty years old, isn't it ten years older than you, no, just twenty-one years older, still very young. Don't talk nonsense, or I'll scratch you to death.

When Li Yinglong was talking to the middle-aged woman, he completely forgot about the old man, and put him to the side, the old man was on fire, and shouted: Shut up, shut up for me.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong and the middle-aged woman glared together and shouted: What are you doing?

The old man pointed to Li Yinglong with his hand and said: Wait a while, I have nothing to do with this turtle grandson, and after my business is over, you two will talk about your.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong said: What is the matter with you?

Then, he patted his head and said, "Oh, I remember, you have something to do with your monkey, then you go to your monkey, why are you looking for me, I'm not that monkey."

After that, as if he had thought of something again, he turned his head and asked the middle-aged woman: By the way, you just said that this old turtle grandson, oh, no, it was this old man's monkey that I gave him, but why didn't I remember such a thing, what is going on?

It's not that he doesn't remember, but he doesn't remember now, or rather, he hasn't fully integrated the memory of Li Yinglong before now, and he hasn't remembered this matter yet.

Hearing this, the middle-aged woman said in a very strange tone: Hey, it's only been a few days, why don't you remember, you have amnesia, okay, let me tell you about it, here's the thing, you ------ a few days ago

That is, a month ago, Li Yinglong went to the mountains to chop wood and met an injured little monkey, he looked pitiful and brought the injured little monkey back, when he returned to the village, the old man Sun saw it, and asked Li Yinglong, saying that he lived alone and was very lonely, and he was not lonely with a living creature.

Li Yinglong didn't care, so he gave the little monkey to him, who knew that after the old man Sun cured the little monkey's injury, he began to train the little monkey to do things, the so-called doing things is two things, one thing is that the old man Sun likes to smoke dry tobacco, he has a big tobacco pouch and pot more than a foot long, and when he smokes, he wants the little monkey to light a cigarette for him; The second thing was that he trained the little monkey to wipe his cheeks when he went to the toilet to poop.

This little monkey is very smart, and it didn't take long to learn these two things, and he did it quite well.

By the way, there is one thing to explain, that is, this old man Sun has a hobby, that is, after he smokes dry tobacco, he goes to eat a bite of the hot sauce he made himself, and his hot sauce is made with the top spicy Chaotian pepper.

This little monkey should have a certain ability to think, whenever it sees what kind of hot sauce the old man Sun goes to eat after smoking, he will be greedy and straight, and then use its little paws to pull the old Sun Tou's clothes, and then use its little paws to point to its mouth, which means, give me a bite too.

Every time he asked for this, Old Man Sun glared at it and scared it: You can't eat it, it's very spicy, it will spicy you.

Of course, with the simple thinking of that little monkey, he would not believe it, and he would definitely think that the old grandson was picking the door, so he pouted angrily.

This morning, the old man Sun went to the toilet to again, so the little monkey took this opportunity to get the old man Sun's big dry tobacco bag, the monkey learned to fill a pot of old dry tobacco, and then blew the fire fold and lit the pot of dry tobacco, and took a heavy puff, a thick smoke inhaled into its mouth and into its lungs, I went, it was so choked, choked that the little monkey almost did not faint. At this time, the little monkey probably remembered that Old Man Sun had to eat a mouthful of hot sauce every time he smoked dry tobacco, so he probably thought that the hot sauce must be delicious, and after eating the delicious hot sauce, the smoke in his mouth will not choke. So it hurried to the kitchen cupboard and took out the box of hot sauce, and with its claws dug out a large piece and stuffed it into its mouth. I went, this is a hot sauce made with super spicy chili peppers, several times hotter than the hottest Korean hot sauce, and it actually dug out a large piece and stuffed it into its mouth. Well, is this bearable, the little monkey was spicy and jumped on the beam, and then jumped from the beam to the ground.

Just as the little monkey was jumping up and down hotly, the old grandson shouted loudly in the latrine: Little monkey, come and wipe your father's buttocks.

The little monkey is used to doing this, after hearing the shout of the old grandson, he ran to the toilet, and saw the old grandson was pouting his ass and waiting for the little monkey to wipe his cheeks, the little monkey has been spicy to the hot sauce at this time, so he didn't think about it, and the box of hot sauce still in his hand was suddenly deducted to the old grandson's buttocks, and the old grandson felt that it was cold first, and then it was hot and hot, and then it was spicy, I went, it was simply tortured.

I saw him rise from the ground as soon as he was high, and then a miserable howl without a voice came from his mouth: Wu Ya Ya, Wu Ya Ya, Wu Ya Ya-------

When the little monkey saw the old man Sun screaming high, he also jumped up and down in the form of a human and screamed: ------ babbling, babbling ------------

Old man Sun thought that the little monkey was learning from him, and he was about to go crazy, so he rushed out of the toilet with his pants and found a firewood knife and was about to kill the little monkey.

Old man Sun, who suffered such a big loss, thought of Li Yinglong, who gave him a little monkey, so he found him.

After listening to the middle-aged woman's account, Li Yinglong also remembered this matter, after all, this matter has nothing to do with him.

So he glared at the old man Sun and said: What about the old man Sun, this matter has something to do with me, at that time you had to ask me to give you that little monkey, you said that you live alone is very lonely, with this little monkey you will not be lonely anymore, now that something has happened you come to me again, can you find me.

Hearing this, the old grandson said unreasonably: Just look for you as a turtle grandson, just find you a turtle grandson, didn't you give me that broken monkey I would have become like this. As he spoke, he pointed his hand at his ass and said: Now I don't dare to shit here, and it hurts to death when I shit, so you have to be responsible.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong smiled, laughing a little evilly, and said with a smile: If you want me to be responsible, then okay, I will be responsible for you.

After that, he suddenly stepped forward, snatched the sharp woodcutter from the old grandson's head, and then dragged the old grandson's head over with his other hand and pressed it down on a grinding plate at the door, and then raised the woodcutter in his hand to the old grandson's buttocks.