You crazy man who talks nonsense with your eyes open, where did I say it, I didn't say it!

Before Zhang Shou even had time to scold, Hua Qi, who had no shadow, went directly without a trace, and he was suddenly angry. It was only at this time that he realized for the first time that Ah Liu's self-proclaimed madman was indeed a real madman who was like a fake, and he could even do this kind of nonsense, so what else could not be done?

He asked this kind of person to help train people, and he wouldn't train a bunch of crazy people in the house, right?

After such an abrupt thought was born, the more he thought about it, the more worried he became, and when Ah Liu came back, he simply told him what Hua Qi had just said after he came, and sure enough, even Ah Liu, who was like a little monster, couldn't help frowning, and then complained in a low voice: "It's enough for me here, young master, why did the emperor send that crazy guy over?" ”

"I think so too, but probably the emperor thinks that the madman has been in Yingying's house for a long time, so he just marries him. Of course, more importantly, who made you have only one Ah Liu, and the doppelganger lacks skills? ”

Zhang Shou finally recovered, and at this time jokingly joked at the depressed young man: "If there are two of you, put one at home, and I take one with me, then there will be nothing." If there are three, put one at home, I will bring another one, and put another one to lay a foundation for me outside, then I will not have to worry about food for the rest of my life. So, give me a bunch of Ah Liu, and it's not a dream to lay down the world. ”

For Ah Liu, this is simply the biggest compliment. A shallow smile appeared on the young man's face, and then he said a little sullenly: "It's a pity that there is no doppelganger technique in the world...... If only I had a few brothers and sisters! ”

Zhang Shou didn't expect a joke to provoke Ah Liuzhi to think seriously, he couldn't help crying and laughing, and he slapped the young man's shoulder and said with a smile: "There are nine kinds of dragons, each is different, even if you have brothers and sisters, they also have their own temperaments and hobbies, how can they be the same as you?" It's not a replicant, it's all exactly the same virtue as you! ”

He had no scruples in front of Ah Liu, and he didn't notice his slip of the tongue after saying this, and then turned around and left, but who knew that he heard Ah Liu's voice behind him: "What is a replicant?" ”

Zhang Shou stopped suddenly, and then patted his head: "I'm really dizzy, I actually told you this!" ”

He wanted to divert from this topic, but when he turned around and saw Ah Liu's eyes staring at him, he could only sigh and say, "A replicant is a person who is exactly the same as you in terms of physical characteristics. There's no such technology in the world these days, so give up. "Even if I had such technology in my previous life, replicants are forbidden, not to mention that memories can't be copied.

As for the reproduction of temperament, it is even more non-existent. It's only in science fiction...... Anyway, what does he want to do with this? Do you still want to really copy a bunch of Ah Liu? Really, all of them were led crooked by that damn madman of Hua Qi!

Zhang Shouzheng was helpless with his too divergent thinking, but Ah Liu regretted that he had no brothers and sisters, let alone a doppelganger, and didn't think that if this could really be realized, then it might become a horror movie.

The two masters and servants and the four of them quickly converged, but Zhang Shou found that the four of them didn't seem to be aware of the farce on the other side just now. When he asked again, he couldn't laugh or cry.

It turned out that at this moment when the four of them were left on the side, Xiao Peanut sang the song "Song of Long Hatred" in front of Xiao Cheng, who was often ashamed of himself in the past, and claimed to have memorized the words after listening to the play once, but Xiao Cheng didn't believe it at all, and one big and one small actually argued.

In the end, the two little ones even made a bet to see who could recite a long poem faster. It's just that for the two people who have a limited number of poetry books in their stomachs, it has become a difficult problem to find which poem to test their memory.

Therefore, when they saw Zhang Shou at this moment, they all looked for him to judge. It was rare to see Xiao Peanut, a poor reading household, and Xiao Cheng, a studious, competing, Zhang Shou suddenly felt very interesting, so he pondered for a moment and said with a smile: "Then "Peacock Flying Southeast". Well, I'll tell you about the poem all the way, and then when you two get home, I'll try to see who can memorize it faster. ”

Having said that, little peanut, don't be proud of reciting a song "Long Hate Song", I was distracted just now, maybe you are missing words and sentences! Moreover, you must know that you have heard the tune of "Song of Long Hatred", and the long narrative poem "Peacock Flying Southeast", although there must be those troupes who have changed the lyrics to sing, but you have never heard of Little Peanut, you have to make it up yourself!

Wait to come back and memorize the poem...... No, when you lose to Xiao Cheng in singing, just don't cry!

Zhang Shou thought so in his heart, but he told the story of the peacock flying southeast with a smile. Sure enough, the story of Jiao Zhongqing and Liu Lanzhi that has been passed down through the ages because of the peacock flying southeast, Xiao Cheng and Little Peanut have never heard of it. One is because I haven't read the long narrative poem "Peacock Flying Southeast" when I was young, and the other is because I have never read well after three days of fishing and two days of drying nets.

In addition, ordinary people will not tell this kind of story to children, so Zhang Shou said this vividly, even if Xiao Peanut and Xiao Chengdu were still young, they all listened to tears in their eyes, and cursed the evil mother-in-law and evil brother, even Yang Hao and Zheng Dang, who had never been interested in reading, couldn't help but feel that their eyes were a little sour and their noses were a little blocked.

"Liu Lanzhi is so pitiful!" Yang Hao said angrily, "Why didn't she meet a mother-in-law like my grandmother, my grandmother is good to my mother!" As long as my father and my mother quarrel, my father will definitely be scolded by my grandmother! My grandfather was the same, he was angry at my mother because my father was in a bad mood, and he beat my father several times! Ouch! ”

As soon as Yang Hao finished speaking, he received a violent blow from Zhang Shou on the head.

"After your grandfather married your grandmother, as long as he treated your grandmother badly, he was beaten by your grandfather. Your father married your mother, and he was also beaten by your grandfather as long as her voice was higher. Your grandfather said outside all day long that the ancestral motto of the Yang family is that after getting married, it is right for the young couple to beat their son if there is any mistake! ”

"Your grandfather also said at the beginning that no matter how rich or poor, how much money and how much energy it takes to marry a daughter-in-law! If the daughter-in-law is not good, of course, she must be disciplined, but if the good daughter-in-law is forced away because her son is ignorant or her in-laws are ignorant, she will die by herself! He didn't know where he heard the story of the peacock flying southeast, and when he saw me for a while, he said that Jiao Zhongqing and his wife were sick in the brain! ”

Speaking of this, Zhang Shou thought of the old man Yang who was older but more and more loud, and couldn't help but show a smile. This old man, who already has two sons and grandchildren, is considered a respected old man in the whole village, and is a guy with an extremely clear brain. Therefore, when he said this, he glanced at Yang Hao with a smile.

"Yang Hao, after you marry your daughter-in-law in the future, you will be able to experience the power of your father's fist!"

Yang Hao, who hadn't thought about marrying a daughter-in-law, suddenly smirked, Zheng Dang on the side couldn't help but cover his face when he saw that people were so stupid, you didn't marry a daughter-in-law, what are you smirking at!

And Xiao Cheng and Xiao Peanut, you say a word to me, but they are all scolding Jiao Zhongqing for being useless, she can't protect her daughter-in-law and can't control her mother, and in the end she can only hang herself, which is stupid. In the end, the little guy, who was originally a little incompatible, held his hands tightly together.

Faced with such a scene, Zhang Shou had nothing to say, and when he arrived at Xiao's house, he found the "Taizu King James Long Ancient Poetry Collection" among the large number of enlightenment books he bought for Xiao Cheng on the shelf, and found the poem "Peacock Flying Southeast".

Thanks to Taizu, he decided to put several poems such as "Mulan Ci", "Peacock Flying Southeast", "Spring River Flower Moon Night", "Sleepwalking in the Sky and Leaving Farewell", but there is an obvious feature, that is, the poems that are too long and have a great reputation are all included in a poetry collection. Otherwise, he wouldn't know where to find "Peacock Flying Southeast" in the various poetry collections of these years!

Can't he even write it down for the two of them?

At this moment, Zhang Shou, who was holding the book, read it to all the four little guys, and saw that Yang Hao and Zheng Dang, the two young people from Rongshui Village, who were still very energetic when they heard the story just now, listened to the long poem at this time, and all four eyes turned into mosquito coil eyes, so he angrily drove everyone away, and then found that Ah Liu had long since slipped away quietly.

Zhang Shou didn't plan to teach the two children to memorize poems all the time, after two times, he handed the book to the little peanut who knew the words, and asked him to teach Xiao Cheng, who couldn't read all the words, to read through it well, as for the results of memorizing poems, he came to test it again the next day, and then went out irresponsibly. Anyway, he planned to keep throwing Little Peanut at the Xiao family, so that the two competitors could promote each other.

When the group returned to Zhang Yuan, it was already evening.

Eat enough at noon, you won't be hungry for a day, at least he and Ah Liu, Yang Hao and Zheng Dang, who are growing their bodies, went around outside for an afternoon, and even quietly slipped around the Yamen in Wanping County, and found that the Yamen slipped away satisfactorily because of the sudden case from top to bottom, but they all felt that the food was not digested yet.

At this moment, Zhang Shou, who had just entered the door, ushered in a mysterious object flying at high speed. Before he could react, Ah Liu took a step forward, and when he was about to intercept it, the young man saw clearly the puffed up man behind the flying object, and he was stunned and forgot his movements, but the shuttlecock that was thrown over hit him in the head.

Faced with this scene, Zhu Ying was stunned for a moment, and then crossed her hands and asked angrily: "Ah Liu, you can obviously dodge, but you can also reach out and push away, why do you stand there and don't move?" ”

Ah Liu didn't think about it, so he said bluntly: "If you dodge, you will hit the young master, and you will be unhappy if you reach out and push it away." ”

"You know how to protect the wood of Ashou!"

Seeing Zhu Ying stomp her feet in annoyance, and then looking at the corners of her slightly upturned mouth, Zhang Shou knew that she was actually very satisfied with Ah Liuhou's first half of the answer, and this coquettishness was just habitual. Of course, he knew what she was angry about at this time, it was nothing more than that she ran to Xinglong Tea House to join in the fun, but she didn't bring her, so the eldest lady was unhappy.

Finding that Ah Liu, who had been beaten by a shuttlecock, had already beckoned to Yang Hao and Zheng Dang, and directly led the horse away, and Lao Liu Tou beckoned the porter to close the door, he walked in front of Zhu Ying, and then said seriously: "I went to see how Lu Sanlang was doing today, thinking about the first day of chaos, I will go by myself first, and I plan to take you with me next time." Sure enough, there was a big mess in the end! ”

He made such a big fuss under the Xinglong Tea House, and then staged an even more amazing scene on the nearby vegetable market street, Nancheng Yiba Wang Siye was directly sent to Wanping County like a dead dog, such a big news, how could Zhao Guogongfu not know?

Zhu Ying was taken aback because she heard about it, but she came to Zhang Yuan to ask what was going on, but Zhang Shou didn't come back for a long time, she waited until the evening, no matter how good her temper was, she couldn't bear it, not to mention that she had never been good-tempered.

But at this moment, Zhang Shou directly talked about the scene at that time, she suddenly felt a pang in her heart, subconsciously forgot her previous anger, and hurriedly asked, "Those dog things didn't hurt you, right?" You should call me, what are you afraid of, no matter how big the mess is, I've seen it! If I had been there at the time, I don't think anyone would have dared to attack you! ”

Yes, although I am conspicuous alone, with a few half-sized children who look harmless to humans and animals, it is easy for people to think that they are soft persimmons that are easy to pinch, but as long as you add the eldest lady, then no matter how insatiable people are, they will also use their brains to think about it. At that time, the first shot of this Nancheng will not be fired in such an unexpected form, let alone receive such a result as it is now!

You must know that this kind of drama is not prepared in advance, he just asked Ah Liu to beware of all kinds of big and small cases that may occur when there are many people, and make relative plans, of course, such as the small cases of oppression and kindness that he made an appointment with Song Tuiguan and Lin Laohu that day to witness are the easiest to deal with, but because of that explosive slander, it is useless at all!

Zhang Shou thought so in his heart, but he knew that if he really said this to Zhu Ying directly, then he could hang on to the southeast branch. So, he could only cough and say, "I know Yingying, you're not afraid of these little messes, but I'm afraid." How many dangerous things have you been involved in since we met? So, I want to get rid of those unsettling factors before you go. ”

"Otherwise, the scenery will be ruined, won't it?"

It wasn't until she heard the words "Great Scenery" that Zhu Ying was a little stunned. She stared at Zhang Shou motionless for a long time, and when she woke up, she said angrily: "Really, Ah Shou, what do you think of me!" What do you mean that I have been involved in so many dangerous things, obviously you have been killed by me many times! It's been so long, you and I know so well what to do! ”

Zhang Shou didn't defend again, but looked at her with a smile. Sure enough, it was only a moment before Zhu Ying turned her back like a whirlwind, and then muttered in a low voice: "You are obviously idle these days, but you only care about yourself wandering around, and you are so perfunctory to me when you ask you." ”

Knowing that Zhu Ying was just complaining and complaining, Zhang Shou naturally stepped forward to take her hand. Finding that the eldest lady shook him without hesitation, he knew that she had actually lost her anger at this time, so he walked all the way to talk about today's unlucky habitual offenders. When he mentioned that these people used such means and didn't know how many people were captured in the outer city, Zhu Ying exploded.

"Those corpses of the Nancheng Terracotta Division should hang themselves on the southeast branch! Like Guanglu Temple, sweep them all out of the house! ”

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