Chapter 13 Bloody Heyin First Ascending to the Great Treasure
When I first saw Yu Wentai, he was only a bunch of years old, and probably He Bayue himself didn't know that he was like picking up a treasure, although he was still young at this time, the cleverness that could be reflected in his eyes was unexpected.
"Who am I, is this stupid boy the first day he entered the General's Mansion? It seems that my father got the executioner from somewhere. Seeing that he is the same age as his third brother, he entered the military camp at such a young age, and his life experience must be full of twists and turns. Since he doesn't know who I am, teasing and teasing him"
Er Zhuyan thought to herself, only feeling that this child was extraordinarily different. In the house, everyone respects her and respects her, but she doesn't know who will be sincere to her, looking at the somewhat stupid child in front of her, she can't help but want to play tricks.
"Bold, how can the little common people get a direct look at the master"
As she spoke, she gesturedly palmed her palm, pretended to be calm and coughed softly twice, and then glanced at Yu Wentai, seeing that he was not very interested, she did not pretend to be deep.
"I am a high-ranking strategist in Taiyuan Mansion, and the young general will salute quickly when he sees that I am still unpleasant," Er Zhuyan deliberately raised his head and looked at him with contempt.
"Strategist, there are many talents in the General's Mansion, how could you want a weak little woman to be a strategist," said Yu Wentai's slightly suspicious sword around her in a circle.
"Is my mother's horn that is? I'm a dignified seven-foot man, you actually shame me, it's really hateful" Er Zhuyan looked around at the clothes of a taxi in a green shirt and long coat, in order to make herself more suitable for a man's dress. She imitated the appearance between her brothers and asked the house slave to tailor it, although the clothes were more than a hundred times stronger than the Mai on Yuwentai's body, but somehow, it would be seen through at a glance.
"Isn't it a mother?" Yu Wentai's suspicious eyes were getting closer and closer to her. Straight to the corner of the wall. Er Zhuyan was forced to retreat by this child's serious and serious look, so she had to retreat step by step, and Er Zhuyan seemed to be like meat on a sticky board for him to slaughter.
Gradually, Er Zhuyan was forced into a corner by Yuwentai, her back was straight against the wall, seeing that there was no way back, suddenly, Yuwentai pursed her lips and smiled with a look of victory in her hand, and slowly took a step back. Suddenly, the air also felt fresh, and the vision suddenly widened, and I saw Yu Wentai's slightly suspicious hand stretching out towards her little by little, "The beard is crooked"
When Er Zhuyan heard this, she immediately freed her hands to touch her cheeks, before that, Er Zhuyan was still very confident in her disguise technique. But he was seen clearly by this yellow-mouthed child, and he was really angry.
Seeing that her identity was exposed, Er Zhuyan couldn't argue much, so she could only smash her front teeth and swallow herself. Fortunately, the child didn't say much, so she had to tear off her beard and ask him a little inquisitively: "Little brother, how do you know that my beard is fake?"
Yu Wentai replied: "I don't know" After that, he looked at Er Zhuyan and said again, "I didn't find it, you told me, you have seen the bearded man with white skin like a girl"
After listening to this, Er Zhuyan looked at her outfit, and thought in her heart, "Indeed, it needs to be improved" I don't know why, Er Zhuyan felt that Yuwentai, a child, was eccentric, and it was not an exaggeration to say that he was seven points evil and three points right. I only felt that she had only spoken five or six words with the child, and I could clearly feel that he was very vigilant, and there were hardly a few words of truth.
"Brother, I just saw that your martial arts are really powerful" After saying that, Yuwentai immediately changed his attitude like a child, and complimented Er Zhuyan for a while. "You said that your martial arts are so powerful, it shouldn't be a problem to catch a few mice," After speaking, Yu Wentai deliberately took Er Zhuyan towards the firewood room.
As soon as Er Zhuyan heard about catching mice, her whole back began to tingle, knowing that this kid Yuwentai had clearly calculated her, she couldn't say anything. I had to bite the bullet, but as soon as I entered the house, I was designed by Yuwentai and hung on the beams.
"You bastard, let me go quickly, otherwise when I come down, see if I don't kill you" Er Zhuyan was hung on the eaves with one leg and the whole person was instantly vacated, and she could only be fooled like a zongzi.
"Who made you stupid, you can be fooled so easily, with an IQ like you, you can still be a strategist for the King of Taiyuan, please use scratch paper to pocket it next time you say big things, so as not to expose your stuffing" said Yu Wentai bowed his head in the firewood room and groped around for something.
"What are you going to do, stinky boy, hurry up and let Miss Ben down, otherwise, I will definitely let your ass bloom Believe it or not" Er Zhuyan herself didn't expect that one day she would be tied up by her own little girl in her own backyard, and it was so unspeakable.
At this moment, Er Zhuyan only cared about the wolf howling ghost, and didn't realize what Yuwentai was groping for, only saw that he had been looking down for something, and suddenly, I saw Yuwentai walking up to her with a wicked smile, "This will admit your identity, don't pretend to be a strategist, but I think sister, you have a beard and look much more pleasing to the eye than you don't have a beard" Anyway, Yuwentai took out a mouse from his back to deliberately scare Er Zhuyan: "Look, it's a mouse!" ”
"Don't come, don't come, get the rat away, get away!" Er Zhuyan's whole tears fell with the corners of her forehead, this was probably the first time she was so embarrassed. The whole person was tied up like an octopus, and then he was toyed with without dignity.
"You're afraid of mice" Seeing this, Yu Wentai became even more proud, holding the mouse and swaying in front of Er Zhuyan for a while, "The mouse is coming, the mouse is coming"
"Ah~" Er Zhuyan closed her eyes and shouted, "Help"
Although Er Zhuyan knew that the place where the little maid lived was very remote, and almost all of them were serving in the front hall at this time, and now was not the rest time, very few little maids would pass by here, even if they did, who would have thought that the eldest lady of the Zhu family would be caught as a thief by her own little maid when she went out dressed as a man.
As soon as she thought of this, she began to regret her stupidity, not to mention how funny it was to be slaughtered now. Now, all Er Zhuyan can think of is hoping that someone will pass by here as soon as possible, hear her cries for help, and then quickly solve all this.
"I know what you're thinking, don't struggle, the whole courtyard is only inhabited by me and the big man, there is no one else here, even if you shout and cut your throat, no one can save you" Yu Wentai took out a small dagger from her shoes while scaring her, and clamped it directly around Er Zhuyan's neck. "Say, Who sent you?"
"My eldest lady of the Nerzhu Mansion Er Zhu Yan, you bastard, you dare to see Miss Ben and tie me up without dodging, don't hurry up and put me down, believe it or not, I will find someone to gouge out your eyes" Before he finished speaking, Yu Wentai went straight to her with a dagger.
"Can you gouge out my eyes, I don't know, but in a moment, you'll be like a flower cat" With that, Yu Wentai dangled beside her cheek with a dagger, his eyes were very firm, not as simple as saying.
"You say, where did I get it from" I saw Yu Wentai holding a dagger and nodding on her cheek, "Here, or here"
Although Er Zhuyan dodged, she was not very scared in her heart, because she believed that as long as she could delay the time, she would definitely educate this bastard boy well. "What do you want to ask, you ask," Er Zhuyan twisted her cheeks and said reluctantly.
Yuwentai smiled after hearing this, and saw that he smiled very heartily, not at all like the appearance of a teenager, "I didn't expect you to know current affairs so well" Seeing Er Zhuyan and his cooperation, Yuwentai had no choice but to put away the hilt.
Er Zhuyan replied: "Do I still have the right to choose?" If you want to ask anything, ask quickly, people are swords, I am fish and meat, it is really forced by the situation"
"You can see clearly" After Yu Wentai finished speaking, he looked up and down around Er Zhuyan and looked at Er Zhuyan all over his body. I saw him kick a piece of wood directly to his feet with a side kick, and then looked at Xiao Erlang sitting on the wood with his legs, and said with the appearance of examining the prisoner: "Say, why are you pretending to be a strategist in the house?"
"I didn't pretend, because the King of Taiyuan said that I am his brainchild," Er Zhuyan said unhurriedly, and even she had a dumb riddle with Yuwentai.
Hearing Er Zhuyan say that she had seen Er Zhurong, Yuwentai didn't mention how envious he was, he had always admired Er Zhurong's reputation, although he had the help of He Bayue to let him live in the Taiyuan General's Mansion, but he had never had the opportunity to meet Er Zhurong, as soon as he heard Er Zhuyan say that she had seen Er Zhurong, he suddenly didn't mention how envious he was, and at the same time, more than envy, he doubted "You have seen the King of Taiyuan"
Er Zhuyan turned her nose sideways, and there was some playfulness in it. Then she was reluctant to deal with Yuwentai, and Yuwentai was naturally very angry when she saw this. "You haven't answered my question yet"
Then Er Zhuyan said slowly: "You asked me a question, I'll ask you instead."
"I didn't say I wanted to play a quiz game with you," Yuwentai asked angrily
"But you asked me a question, and I told you the truth, do you know that there are comings and goings," Er Zhuyan replied
"I don't play" Yuwentai was so angry that he was about to jump.
"Miss, Miss" Suddenly outside the house, I could hear the voices of a group of servants calling for Er Zhuyan.
"What's going on?" asked Yu Wentai, a little confused, towards the call
"Obviously, it's your young lady who got lost," Er Zhuyan looked at Yu Wentai angrily. Thinking in his heart, this is over, if Er Zhurong knows that he plans to escape from the house to play again, don't mention how Er Zhurong will clean her up. But when I think of being hung up like this now, if I am discovered, let alone how faceless it is.
Thinking of this, Er Zhuyan had an idea and said to Yuwentai: "Do you want to see the King of Taiyuan?" ”
When Yu Wentai heard this, he was immediately excited: "You have a way" and immediately stepped forward to look at Er Zhuyan excitedly
Er Zhuyan said: "If you want to see the king of Taiyuan, isn't it a good opportunity now?"
"What chance," Yu Wentai asked
Hearing this, Er Zhuyan's whole person was about to vomit blood, and it was so clear that Yu Wentai's child still didn't have any understanding at all, "Isn't your young lady lost, if you find your young lady, won't you be able to find it?"
"That's right, it's a way" Yu Wentai nodded. When Er Zhuyan saw it, she immediately motioned to Yuwentai to let her go. But Yu Wentai deliberately ignored his eyes, and began to pretend to be worried, "But I've never seen Miss, how should I find it?"
"You let me down, I've seen your young lady, let me down, I'll take you to find it" Er Zhuyan immediately took the initiative to tell Yuwentai that he had a way to know Er Zhuyan's whereabouts. Er Zhuyan originally thought that when she came down, she must make Yuwentai look good, but she was tied up alive for half an hour.
"Then how did you say the young lady ran out," Yu Wentai asked
"There's a hole behind the wall, climb out," Er Zhuyan replied
"How do you know that Miss crawled out of the dog hole," Yu Wentai asked
"Nonsense, if you weren't guarding the door, I would have gone out a long time ago" Er Zhuyan said angrily, and as soon as she finished speaking, the whole person suddenly blushed a lot.
"I see," Yu Wentai chuckled
"What are you laughing at, it shouldn't be your kid who blocked my dog hole" Thinking of this, Er Zhuyan suddenly became angry. If the dog hole hadn't been blocked, she wouldn't have been caught looking for something in the yard and padding the corner.
was tossed by Yuwentai like this, if there was a hole in the ground, Er Zhuyan would have gotten into it a long time ago. "Let me see, who are you sacred" Before the words were finished, Yu Wentai stretched out his hand and ran straight towards Er Zhuyan.
"Hei Li, in front of the eldest lady, you must not be presumptuous" With the sound source, Yu Wentai glanced towards the right front, and saw A Dou Ni coming over in fear.
"Miss, you are" He Bayue quickly lowered Er Zhuyan from the air, and at this time, Yu Wentai, who knew that he had made a mistake, had to stand aside in a daze. He Bayue looked at Er Zhuyan quietly, dressed up like this by Er Zhuyan, especially the crooked beard that was pasted, Ah Dou Ni couldn't help but hold his hands and bow for ten sentences, and then reached out to take off the crooked beard for Er Zhuyan.
"No, it's nothing, Brother Heba, don't tell your mother, otherwise Daddy and they will think I'm noisy and send me out early" Although He Bayue has not been in the house for a long time, perhaps it is his uninhibited, free and frank personality that makes Er Zhuyan very admired.
"Okay, don't say it, it's a secret between the two of us" He Bayue agreed to Er Zhuyan without thinking about it.
"Lagou" Er Zhuyan smiled slightly, and the vortex on her face, which was not very obvious, was clearly reflected in Ah Dou Ni's eyes.
He Bayue looked at Er Zhuyan with some puzzlement and said, "Anyway, how could the eldest lady be caught by Kurose?"
"It's hard to put into words!" Er Zhuyan scratched her head
Although Er Zhuyan didn't want to say it, He Bayue could guess a few points, it must be that the eldest lady wanted to escape from the house again.
"Why is Big Brother Heba here today," Er Zhuyan asked
"That's the case, just now Miss Pujuan said that she couldn't find Miss, so the King of Taiyuan asked me to find the whereabouts of ***"
"Oh!" Er Zhuyan bit her nails a little weakly, and thought that she would definitely think of a good wording to face Er Zhurong after a while. "But then again, why is the dog hole in the east corner of the wall sealed" Er Zhuyan asked tentatively, in fact, Er Zhuyan was more worried because Er Zhurong knew that he often ran out, so he sealed the dog hole. But if the dog hole is sealed, how will she escape next time.
"It's such a big lady, it's Atai who said that there has been an increase in stray dogs in the house recently, and it's not very peaceful outside recently, I'm afraid that someone will borrow a dog to pass on the news, so it's just..." After He Bayue finished speaking, Er Zhuyan subconsciously looked at Yu Wentai, not to mention how much she hated him in her heart. Yuwentai also knew that Er Zhuyan was staring at him, and the whole person was not very comfortable.
"This dog hole is sealed, can you consider the thoughts of those who want to see life outside?" Er Zhuyan said angrily
"Ahh What do you say, Miss."
"It's nothing, I just want to say, this idea is good, I must treat the person who came up with this idea" After speaking, Er Zhuyan turned her head to look at Yuwentai, "Yes, Kurose"
"Yes," Yu Wentai replied with a not very easy face.
was the uninhibited personality of the eldest lady Er Zhu Yan, and He Bayue somehow turned out to be a black-faced man who was nearly thirty years old
In front of Er Zhuyan, an instant yellow flower, she showed a rare embarrassment.
"Good!" After hesitating for a moment, He Bayue grooved his finger on Er Zhuyan's finger. He couldn't help but boil his face. After speaking, Er Zhuyan saluted He Bayue and planned to go back to his boudoir.
"The eldest lady wants to go out, it's not difficult, I have a way," He Batyue suddenly called out to her.
Er Zhuyan sighed silently and said: "It's not easy to say, you can search for martial arts and go out, if only I could also do martial arts."
"I can teach you," he said
"Really?" Er Zhuyan looked at him
"Yes" After speaking, He Batyue's cheeks flushed
After Er Zhuyan left, He Bayue was still standing in place, motionless in a daze
"It's really useless, and I was overwhelmed by a woman" Yu Wentai glanced at him angrily. "Uncle, everyone is gone, still looking" Seeing that he was still motionless, Yuwentai kicked him hard, and then glanced at him helplessly.
"What are you talking about, you seem to know everything, stinky boy" He Batyue chased after Yuwentai, "I said that you will call me brother in the future, why do you call uncle at a critical moment, especially in front of the eldest lady, looking for death" He Batyue was not angry and chased after Yuwentai all over the yard.
"Look at the black on your face. still has this beard, I didn't call you grandpa, it's already very good" Although he was chased, Yu Wentai still fought back childishly and reluctantly.
"It seems that you stinky boy, you don't want to live today at all" said He Bayue twisted his wrists and ankles, and pretended to be angry and went away at Yuwentai.
"Blackface hit someone, help!" Yu Wentai said as he ran.
He Bayue and Yu Wentai, although the two are close to reincarnation, they have some brotherhood that others can hardly imagine. For Yuwentai, He Batyue can be said to be in his heart, such a special feeling, even his brother He Batyun, He Batsheng did not have, although Yuwentai was only twelve or thirteen years old at this time, as long as He Batyue was a general, then Yuwentai must be the vanguard of his heroic battle.
For Yuwentai, He Batyue is not stingy, in terms of martial arts attainments, He Batyue is his mentor, in the art of war, he is immersed in the tent, so that the relationship between teacher and friend, so that many people envy, but also make people jealous.
After the fight, Yuwentai asked He Bayue curiously, "Big brother, do you like the eldest lady?"
Although "I" Yu Wentai asked in a hurry, He Bayue didn't know how to answer for a while.
"Say, what's so embarrassing" Yuwentai, who is twelve or thirteen, although he does not have a thorough understanding of children's affairs, he knows that his brother has always been a stout man, but, I don't know how, he is only affectionate to the children of this eldest lady of Erzhu Mansion.
"The eldest lady is reckless, acts generously, has unique insights and does not lose to ordinary men, and is indeed more lively than ordinary famous ladies. It's a pity that she is not a man, if a man should be alone, it's just that, as a lady, the ban on the high wall may also be her sad misfortune"